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[BoobWhiskers]

I'm struggling to decide if I think Alyssa would hurt someone.
I'm not even convinced she would actively hurt herself (passively, she already is. She just doesn't know it.)

I see her as vindictive enough to punish Bonnie and or Sky by bodily harm on herself. "Look, you made me hurt myself, see what you did to me???" She's doing it a bit now.
I am thinking it is less likely to enact violence but for her to steal or take something away. She stole from her job so I wouldn't be surprised.

Inb4 they lose even more 'paca than expected this winter.

 

[In the Sick of It]

I kinda love that Bonnie uses the classic "I was in a meeting" excuse to put off conversations. How many meetings could the tranch possibly need to have?

I'm not sure how this will go with Bonnie yet. I've never seen that dude more happy so he's probably blind enough to drag this out a little bit even with Sky's protests. Excited to see all the ways Kindness will divide and destroy the Tranch more than they ever could on their own.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

It's amazing what she's been able to accomplish despite not being at the tranch anymore. Makes me think what would have happened if she never returned to check on the animals in her "care."

 

[DemonicMustache]

I am #TeamSky.

 

[Flour]

It's gonna come down to a classic battle between brain and genitals for Bonnie, isn't it?. Considering how hormone driven the whole Tranch is, I'm not that optimistic about the outcome. Otoh, a win for Kindness is a win for drama and a win for drama is a win for the Farms.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

It's gonna come down to a classic battle between brain and genitals for Bonnie, isn't it?. Considering how hormone driven the whole Tranch is, I'm not that optimistic about the outcome. Otoh, a win for Kindness is a win for drama and a win for drama is a win for the Farms.

It's a river of milk no matter the outcome. It's crazy BPD pussy involved with a house of AGP wolves. Personally, I'm waiting for the astral traveling child rape accusations when she inevitably sours on Bonnie.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[Brain Problems]

It's a river of milk no matter the outcome. It's crazy BPD pussy involved with a house of AGP wolves. Personally, I'm waiting for the astral traveling child rape accusations when she inevitably sours on Bonnie.

Not many people know this but 2001: A Space Odyssey is actually a secret, coded warning from Stanley Kubrick about the perils of getting involved with BPD pussy. The ending scene of the Star Child superimposed and overlooking Earth - almost as if it's trying to flee from the Tranch... The subtext is there folx!

 

[Gone Ham]

Cuntness call out Penny

Wait, so it’s possible it was Penny as well as sky?

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

It would be very funny if the Tranch had to do 24/7 patrol shifts again, not because Earl is back but because Bonbons psycho girlfriend might come to shank Sky.

Thank you Bonnie for sticking your dick in crazy. It's paying dividends beyond my wildest imagination.

Maybe we'll get extra lucky, and Kindness and Earl can team up to enact their retribution together.

A man can dream.

 

[Flour]

Wait, so it’s possible it was Penny as well as sky?

Porque no los dos?

 

[DemonicMustache]

Wait, so it’s possible it was Penny as well as sky?

My money is they both "said" something.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

My money is they both "said" something.

Maybe Penny backed Sky up. Maybe Penny considers Sky a friend, or alternatively an asset he can't lose if Sky is doing a lot of the hard labour together with Penny. Either way this makes the drama even better.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[CrystalChevvy]

This thread is turning into gold. It's getting hard to keep up but I really want to.

 

[Beating Women]

Doesn't look like she'll be at the tranch again then sadly.
Penny won't tolerate being threatened directly.

 

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"Why do people who read fiction not accept my fictitious assertion as reality?"

A question for the ages.

 

[titty skeleton]

Crossposting from the Kindness thread because it deserves to be here too:

Working Title: We can't stop here, this is batshit country!
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Commemorating both Alyssa's thread and this arc of the Tranch in one.

 

[dflatline]

It's good to hear there's at least some sense left in these coomer faggots. A one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind situation

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

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Is this the beginning of Bonnie falling so hard for Kindness that now he starts a system larp of his own, thus driving a wedge between him and Sky? God I can't wait for this whole thing to implode just because of some crazy tumblrina.

Maybe Christmas is coming early this year.