Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 292 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,176 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,468
Thinking about it, Hasan is pretty critical of Israel and considers them a far right nationalist ethnostate. Idk if they're going to discuss politics on "leftovers" but I can't imagine that will play nicely with Ethan "I married Hila, Palestinian killer" Klein.
doesnt klein hate it too? he bitched about the place during like, two or three of their old vlogs when he had to go there because in-laws or something I don't fucking remember nor will I go and browse his channel because seeing his face makes me want to shiv it until hes unrecognizeable
 
I hope this rebrand actually makes him interesting. there's no other lolcow that simultaneously pisses me off and bores me to tears like H3H3. with his past he won't survive a month over there in the cancel happy leftist e-celeb sphere.
 
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doesnt klein hate it too? he bitched about the place during like, two or three of their old vlogs when he had to go there because in-laws or something I don't fucking remember nor will I go and browse his channel because seeing his face makes me want to shiv it until hes unrecognizeable
Klein seems to generally support Israel, but thinks extremists on both sides are the issue and that fundie Orthodox Jews are deliberate provocateurs and the government shouldn't deliberately bomb civilian targets. (Ethan bitching about Israel isn't important because he bitches about everything). Hasan Piker meanwhile is very much more "we should do BDS to force the fascist ethnostate of Israel to end apartheid" or "Israel is committing genocide through the second nakba", mixed in with "it's anti-semetic to assume all Jews support Israel".

These views sound pretty similar in that they notionally support the existence of the state of Israel, but the topic is pretty heated so they're not. Hasan's point about Israel being an ethnostate will probably clash with the Kleins supporting the concept of a Jewish homeland. If Hasan argues that Israel is committing apartheid, Ethan would probably disagree and say that there's Arabs living in Israel. It would be pretty easy to set them off if they allow unvetted audience questions just by asking things like "Do you think Israel should return to the borders proposed in the 1947 partition plan?", "Do you think Palestinians who fled during the Nakba have an entitlement to their ancestral land like the Jews in Sheikh Jarrah?", "Were Jordan, Syria and Egypt justified in attacking Israel during the six-day-war because Israel was stealing the River Jordan?", "What is your opinion on BDS?" or "Is East Jerusalem being illegally occupied by Israel?".

Any one of those questions would end with lots of table banging/eyebrow waggling.
 
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Hasan solely exists to do glossy photoshoots where he wears 20 rings and glares at the camera and does menacing "gangsta" poses so trannies can brag about how the left has at least one alpha male. Everything he thinks and says is tertiary to being a human marketing prop and shouldn't be given much thought.

Guy's fucking dim. I know calling debate bros idiots has lost a lot meaning after people started doing it to Destiny and Vaush (two terrible people with lolcow tendencies, but they are clever in some ways)--but Hasan is legitimately stupid.
 
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"Ronald Reagan is the archetype.... he is the reason why America is so fucked... Jesus was a fake ass Christian" - Hasan
I mean, he's not wrong. Reagan did sign an amnesty bill, Reagan did support the Brady act. While, i don't have too much of an issue with the Brady act (just a background check iirc), Signing amnesty instantly turned California forever blue. Reagan was fucking garbage.
 
doesnt klein hate it too? he bitched about the place during like, two or three of their old vlogs when he had to go there because in-laws or something I don't fucking remember nor will I go and browse his channel because seeing his face makes me want to shiv it until hes unrecognizeable
considering ethan just thinks whatever the NYT tells him to think, I'm inclined to believe he actually dislikes isreal
 
How in the world is Alex Jones a grifter? His opinions have remained the most consistent for 20 years. We can argue the legitimacy of his arguments, for sure, but Alex Jones is anything but inconsistent.

And, the more Ethan Klein talks about Steven Crowder, the more pathetic it becomes. Winners never stay this hyper-focused on a singular conflict or issue. As Sean Connery once said, "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

I couldn't think of a more insufferable, yet compatible duo than Ethan and Hasan. Two peas in a fucking pod, they are.
 
I mean, he's not wrong. Reagan did sign an amnesty bill, Reagan did support the Brady act. While, i don't have too much of an issue with the Brady act (just a background check iirc), Signing amnesty instantly turned California forever blue. Reagan was fucking garbage.
I don't want this thread to get derailed, but the amnesty bill was the only compromising way to get everyone onboard with tighter border control and laws against illegal immigrants. He believed that everyone had the right to their roots that they established in America. The counter option, kicking every illegal out, would have never passed and America would have never gotten stronger border patrol without allowing those who had been here working and their families to stay.

I'm no Reagen fan, but to say he's the cause of America being so fucked up is incredibly short-sighted. He lowered the inflation rate, his military tactics aided in ending the Cold War, and he united an American that was tarnished by assassination's and job-losses (jobs increased tremendously under his reign). California turning forever blue is a side effect of lib agiprop, not their amenity granted under Reagen.
 
I don't want this thread to get derailed, but the amnesty bill was the only compromising way to get everyone onboard with tighter border control and laws against illegal immigrants. He believed that everyone had the right to their roots that they established in America. The counter option, kicking every illegal out, would have never passed and America would have never gotten stronger border patrol without allowing those who had been here working and their families to stay.

I'm no Reagen fan, but to say he's the cause of America being so fucked up is incredibly short-sighted. He lowered the inflation rate, his military tactics aided in ending the Cold War, and he united an American that was tarnished by assassination's and job-losses (jobs increased tremendously under his reign). California turning forever blue is a side effect of lib agiprop, not their amenity granted under Reagen.
You aren't completely wrong, and this is a much more interesting discussion than should be had far from this thread.
 
Excuse me for not wanting to take health advice (especially about COVID) from a deathfat ...

Also, I've yet to see miserable and smug assholes like this even bother to address the healthcare workers and doctors who don't want the jab either. Look at New York right now: There is now a shortage of healthcare workers because so many of them are refusing to take the jab.

Last time I checked, people in medicine are more knowledgeable about COVID than obese motherfuckers on YouTube like Ethan. What do these jabbers have to say about them? That literal HEALTHCARE WORKERS aren't following the science?

Pro-jab, anti-jab, whatever ... This is a topic that apparently nobody wants to address when debating about these particular vaccines.
 
Love seeing Ethan and Hasan show their true colors with "highlight" videos titled things like "Can We Laugh When Antivaxxers Die Of Covid?"
That dislike ratio lmaoo
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Love seeing Ethan and Hasan show their true colors with "highlight" videos titled things like "Can We Laugh When Antivaxxers Die Of Covid?"
That dislike ratio lmaoo
Less than 2 minutes in and Ethan is already seething over Joe Rogan. This is going to be the quickest launch-to-canceled in H3H3's career, mark my word.

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More people finally realizing their fupa-papa is a hypocritical shill:
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H3H3 Stans are the most pussyfooted of them all, can't even shit on them for being total pieces of shit without a virtue signaling preamble and "I STILL LOVE U" outro: (edit: lol they deleted their comment)
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Less than 2 minutes in and Ethan is already seething over Joe Rogan. This is going to be the quickest launch-to-canceled in H3H3's career, mark my word.

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I think it's pretty telling that while Ethan's kvetching about Joe Rogan at the 1:23 mark he says the following quote below. Important to note that at 52 years old Rogan publicly recovered from COVID in a matter of <4 days and tested negative in nearly record time. Ethan you're a deathfat. Don't you think that just maybe if Joe truly did recover so quickly after getting COVID, that maybe this crooked ass doctor you're smearing shouldn't be shut down, censored, and ruined like you regularly encourage? Perhaps this doctor might have something to say?

He's like a Pfizer jannie ffs.

"Joe Rogan. whose not vaccinated, had some whole ass procedure, with some crooked ass doctor he paid to give him every stupid unverified medicine"
 
Moreover what these two slimeballs forget, is that Joe is not anti-vaccination. He states that very directly in the last episode with Eric Weinstein (I think, I'm not relistening through 20+ hours just to prove a point on the internet). Actually his vaccination got postponed and he got COVID before his shot. And if you get sick, you need a medicine. not vaccination.

Ethan bitching about Joe is like some village priest bitching about the pope. They are not even in the same league.
 
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