Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Chazzed Up]

There's this one guy, Michael. He's dubbed as The Clapper and when the weather is nice he will clap. He can keep the same mythodical deep reverberating clap going for hours. This guy is absolutely lovely to women and children. He hates the white man and any white man who dares to make eye contact with suffer the insult of being called a blue eyed red neck demon. This man is not to he trifled with or antagonized. When he's not clapping or chanting he's working out. If Chris were to ever get mouthy with him, he might get shanked. The Clapper has no qualms assaulting anyone who antagonizes him. If you leave him in peace he will leave you in peace aside from assaulting your ears with hours of clapping.

This is incredible copypasta material.

 

[Male Idiot]

Chris becoming the cult leader of the tranny ranch would be absolutely hilarious.

 

[Andrew Ryan]

I just return from vacation and Chris is Jesus now? What in the

 

[RodgerDodger]

Only if they aren't really Jesus.

So how do we test for this? Make him walk on water? Cure the blind? Or nail him to a tree and see if he casts Pheonix Down on himself after a few days?

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Chris becoming the cult leader of the tranny ranch would be absolutely hilarious.

what an amazing crossover

 

[feedtheoctopus]

This is so on-the-nose that it seems like Chris thinks this will help him with an insanity plea.

If Chris was going to go for the insanity plea this is the kind of shit he would say. Thing is though Chris actually is insane, so he's an insane person pretending poorly to be another insane person. He could have just acted like himself and got the same result. But of course chris is insane enough to think he's sane, so I doubt he knows that.

 

[Duke Nukem]

If Chris was going to go for the insanity plea this is the kind of shit he would say. Thing is though Chris actually is insane, so he's an insane person pretending poorly to be another insane person. He could have just acted like himself and got the same result. But of course chris is insane enough to think he's sane, so I doubt he knows that.

That's something I've always wondered, do crazy people actually know they're insane? Like in general not Chris specifically.

 

[Mason Verger]

If Chris was going to go for the insanity plea this is the kind of shit he would say. Thing is though Chris actually is insane, so he's an insane person pretending poorly to be another insane person. He could have just acted like himself and got the same result. But of course chris is insane enough to think he's sane, so I doubt he knows that.

Exactly this. Its not about his lawyer actually mounting an insanity defense, it’s about Chris mounting his own insanity defense on the fly. Yes, obviously going for an insanity plea and thinking he’ll walk out free as bird in few months if he just plays the doctors right is some retarded TV bullshit. I’d expect nothing less from a retard raised on a steady diet of TV bullshit.

 

[veri]

that teacher should’ve just allowed copyrighted characters for the album cover project.

 

[Mola Ram]

This is the weirdest version of The Three Christs of Ypsilanti I've ever seen.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

That's why Chris will ask for Sonichu, Rosechu, Mewtwo, Magichan and all the citizens of CWCville be subpoenaed to appear to testify on his behalf.

Why should he ask? He could just body-swap with each one on the stand. Ideally with the help of hand puppets or changing hats for each one.

 

[NEETzsche]

CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER YOU FOOL! PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE JESUS GO TO HELL WHEN THEY DIE. Being in jail is not good enough for this idiot so he decides he wants to literally go to hell as well. I am shaking my head at this time. Of a Stress sigh nature simply.

I wonder how many people will join his cult as a meme. And then I wonder how, after a few months of that, it will no longer be a meme.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I wonder how many people will join his cult as a meme. And then I wonder how, after a few months of that, it will no longer be a meme.

I think Randy Stair garnered a small EGS following after his death. If his absurd Nicktoon waifu religion could recruit even a few people, I bet Chris could as well.

 

[Optimus Prime]

That's something I've always wondered, do crazy people actually know they're insane? Like in general not Chris specifically.

Ah, the ol Catch-22.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he were sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to, but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

that teacher should’ve just allowed copyrighted characters for the album cover project.

Then he would have gotten more brazen and put Barb's meat flaps on the cover.

 

[veri]

It's Sunday, bitches. Does anybody have anything they would like to confess to Christ-Chan on this glorious and holy day??!?

Personally, I touched myself in a very impure manner -- repeatedly.

i drew sonic with blue arms once. it was by accident but i still feel guilty

 

[Baloney Face]

that teacher should’ve just allowed copyrighted characters for the album cover project.

Jesus Christ is the ultimate public domain character.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Ah, the ol Catch-22.

The Odyssey has an example of that with Odysseus trying to get out of compulsory military service by faking insanity, but I do wonder about Chris sometimes.

Jesus Christ is the ultimate public domain character.

Messiahchu saga when?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Exactly this. Its not about his lawyer actually mounting an insanity defense, it’s about Chris mounting his own insanity defense on the fly. Yes, obviously going for an insanity plea and thinking he’ll walk out free as bird in few months if he just plays the doctors right is some retarded TV bullshit. I’d expect nothing less from a retard raised on a steady diet of TV bullshit.

Your honor, my client is merely retarded. Just look at her mode of speech and dress. On this information alone, you must acquit. Repeat after me, 'If the duck does not fit, then you must acquit, your honor.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

That's something I've always wondered, do crazy people actually know they're insane? Like in general not Chris specifically.

Go read some later Philip K Dick books. VALIS specifically. He knew he was nuts but he also couldn't escape his own delusions. PKD spent the last years of his life endlessly writing about his own hallucinations, but he was also aware of how irrational all of it was. But he still had that thought, the "maybe it is real" thought that kept him going, and tortured him And the inverse, that he was actually just a nutcase, tortured him also.

I think most people have played that mind game with themselves once, "what if I'm actually crazy and locked up in a padded room right now". For most people that's a question you ask not really taking it seriously. The mentally ill do take it seriously. And it's fucking terrifying.