DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sup3r]

He does realize that most games are not made as a vehicle for really bad streamer to beg their audience for money.....right?

He has held, incorrectly, that people watch streamers for the games they play. It is come for the game, stay for the streamer

$46


It iz what it iz I guess

Wonder what'll be sacrificed. Gacha or doordash?

 

[Fragarach]

Wonder what'll be sacrificed. Gacha or doordash?

Phil doesn't know the meaning of sacrifice. His fans are just gonna have to step the fuck up.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

oic?

i guess he did feel hurt finding out phil wastes all his money on gatcha.

imagine finding out that all your money goes towards mobile games haha.

oic just going to whale out every other day i suppose.

 

[But I Digress]

oic?

i guess he did feel hurt finding out phil wastes all his money on gatcha.

imagine finding out that all your money goes towards mobile games haha.

oic just going to whale out every other day i suppose.

Nah, he was back in Phil's chat sucking his dick and doing his moderator duties for the Piglord.

I'm sure the tips from him are just behind the scenes atm

 

[ProvenWrong]

I can't wait for Elden Ring release. I think Phil is gonna have a bitch of a time since he won't know what to do and no one can guide him through it since it'll be new.

Wonder if he'll make it through to the end or will it beat him into submission like Divinity

 

[Sup3r]

Nah, he was back in Phil's chat sucking his dick and doing his moderator duties for the Piglord.

I'm sure the tips from him are just behind the scenes atm

Yet despite returning Phil hasn't hit the tips goal once. We haven't punched the air for nearly a week. In fact it's hit the lowest since he arrived.

He could've at least let Phil hit the goal once. I could use the exercise.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Already begging in advance of night stream

Hoooo Boi

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

oic?

i guess he did feel hurt finding out phil wastes all his money on gatcha.

imagine finding out that all your money goes towards mobile games haha.

oic just going to whale out every other day i suppose.

Nah. I don't buy that for a second. The evidence that's been compiled over the past year and a half spoke for itself. You'd have to be coping to an extreme to think Phil was Innocent after all this time. OIC is smarter than that, as his career choice shows. His shock over it was an act. He's getting off on all of this.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Already begging in advance of night stream

Hoooo Boi

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He needs those wwe pulls he really does! And tipping is the best way to support him I’d argue.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

So I’ve been following Dave on and off since 2014 and I think I have a decent idea of how he ’works’, but there are still a few things that I don't quite get and I hope someone can cast a bit of light on.

What is it with his almost manic focus on make progress in any given game? It’s something that really stood out during his constant whining when he played Returnal, and he mentions it constantly in all other games, ’we made good progress today’.

His obsession with glitches. The way he shouts '’it’s a glitch, look a glitch’' and points at the screen even when it’s just pop in.

He sees video games as work. Any time he has to redo a segment in a game, he's pushed back away from the credits and therefore he has to "start over again". This is why he gets upset over having to replay a segment in a game where the gameplay is the same from start to finish. And why a game is "archaic" and needs to be "modernized" if it doesn't automatically save a checkpoint every step you take. Imagine an office worker spilling coffee on his document so he has to grab another paper.
Because he blames glitches for poor gameplay so often, actually seeing one gives him a sense of validation. "I told you guys this game sucks!" Imagine your son discovers you putting presents beneath the Christmas tree only for Santa to suddenly burst out of your chimney.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Looks like the new version of the Switch and Metroid Dread are getting into the hands of a select few what are the odds we'll be hearing some squeals about those paid shills and how all he got was a box of rocks.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Looks like the new version of the Switch and Metroid Dread are getting into the hands of a select few what are the odds we'll be hearing some squeals about those paid shills and how all he got was a box of rocks.

Inevitable. Phil is a has been who thinks he's still the hottest shit on the block.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Already begging in advance of night stream

Hoooo Boi

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When horses are this lame, they shoot them.

I guess in this case, they make bacon.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Looks like the new version of the Switch and Metroid Dread are getting into the hands of a select few what are the odds we'll be hearing some squeals about those paid shills and how all he got was a box of rocks.

Should be a decent chance, and if not I'm sure somebody will ask in his chat.

It's been a few since his last ''let's shit on Nintendo'' and I miss it, I'm always kinda impressed at his ability to hold a grudge. But it makes sense I guess, it's not only his speech pattern that are like a 90's valley girl.

 

[DaveSydeBennet]

Dave only likes the idea of video games as a money maker at this point. He turned vidya into a shitty 9-5 that makes him want to neck himself everytime he flips the camera on.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

he's pushed back away from the credits and therefore he has to "start over again".

but you'd think he would like that since it just gives him more stall time to bait tips

 

[Kosher Dill]

What is it with his almost manic focus on make progress in any given game?

I imagine it's a holdover from his DAY ONE VIEWS Youtube spammer days. Got to make progress quick so you can be the first one to spam Youtube with videos about that part of the game!

 

[Sup3r]

Dave only likes the idea of video games as a money maker at this point. He turned vidya into a shitty 9-5 that makes him want to neck himself everytime he flips the camera on.

It was obvious he didn't really care for them before he made them his job. The number of times he gets things wrong is ridiculous, as well as what he gets wrong.

Phil was always a poser. Whenever he played a licensed game in the past he would claim he was a fan of said series. From saying Buu wasn't cannon in dbz to claiming Luffy was the "monkey king" he consistently proved that he didn't care one bit to pretend that he knew what he was talking about.

 

[Optimus Prime]

When horses are this lame, they shoot them.

I guess in this case, they make bacon.

No, no, you're confused. Kat is the horse.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

"Roguelikes are just a way for games to get away with reusing assets."
One of the worst takes I've heard in a while.

This retard likes Pokémon, Call of Duty, Mega Man, and New Super Mario Bros. But an entire genre of “recycling” is too much for him to handle.