Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bobby gets nitpicky about... apostrophes, of all things:
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Bob. Bobby. Bobbo. My 21st century spheroid man. Hold on a second, I got something to share. (Oh, hell, EVERYONE is getting a quote notification today....)

*didn't
*ain't
*You're
*ain't again

Learn what an apostrophe is, you fat retard.

Robert Chipman: university graduate: can't spell "hell".

Or, rather doesn't proofread tweets. Or is too fat to not miss the apostrophe key.

Eh, it actually makes sense if you know nerd shit. "Grok" is a word from Stranger in a Strange Land, that literally means a sort of ritual cannibalism but more broadly means to absorb the essence of something. It found its way into geek lingo for decades, although you don't hear it much these days. Saying "I grok you" as a way of saying "I really get and understand you" was once relatively common in those circles.

The problem is that he spells it with an apostrophe, because this alleged writer does not fucking know punctuation.

Normally I ignore poor grammar on Twitter for the same reason I ignore poor social graces on the short bus, but "Get's"? Sticking an apostrophe on a present-tense verb is a unique failure.

A terrible pun and an inappropriate use of the apostrophe! Bob's wretched writing never fails to disappoint.

I'm sitting here, staring at that for a minute, sure Bob's fucked up the apostrophe again but my head just refuses to acknowledge what it's seeing.

Er'go.

Er'go.

To summarize:
aint
didnt
your ("you are")

he'll (the place demons live)
it's (possessive)
get's
er'go
grok's (as in "I grok/you grok/he groks")

And that's just the small part of his output our tireless @Positron has capped and posted, further cut down by being the times we then commented on it so I could find it with a text search, further cut down by me deciding I had made my point and I shouldn't quote notify another half-dozen of us.
 
Typical for someone who only consooms pop culture, Bobby only knows West Virginia through John Denver's song.
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Isn't "entitlement mentality" Moviebob's modus operandi? According to Bob, he's already entitled to being the first movie critic into space despite contributing nothing to scientific research, let alone contributing nothing of (positive) merit to society. Because, y'know, it's twenty-fucking-twenty-one.



Someone recommends the GOP to copy the Dem's demoralizing tactics:
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I agree that enraging the media is a good tactic; enraging the people, like the Dem regularly does, not so much.
Ironically, Moviebob hasn't had a single coherent policy position ever since... when did Twitter go on-line?



Here is your daily example how the Dems enrage the people: NY governor abuses executive order. She did not exactly say that unvaccinated health-care workers will be fired, but this is the interpretation of Reuters.
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The National Guard actually IS useful, unlike Moviebob.



For Jess Kelly's refusal to bend to the Dems and the media, Bobby smears him as a cuck:
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At least he has a wife, Bobby.
Not to mention that home decorators can earn some nice bank without the need for grifting people through Patreon.




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The graph and the excerpt was from NYT (archive), so make it what you will.
Dear Mr. Chipman, Mr. Landis, and Mr. Tello:
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A bunch of ghouls are preemptively gravedancing for Ben Garison:
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I can imagine it right now: Moviebob's apartment currently smells like decaying reproductive DNA.



Journos are determined to milk a defeated, disgraced roid-monkey for all her residual worth:
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I don't know what the picture of Will Ferrell is doing here.
Neither do I.



Bobby gets nitpicky about... apostrophes, of all things:
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Its up to you Bobby; I doubt that ghoul values it's life anyway.
Remember: Moviebob frequently misuses it's ("it is") when he should be using its ("belonging to it"), so any complaints about missing apostrophes coming from Bob is pure bunk.



Bob shouldn't be complaining about fat people dying of COVID since we all know the moment he gets it, the majority of Twitter will be posting crab rave in response to it.
Not me. If Mobiebob contracts COVID-19, my reaction is simply going to be...
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I'm saving the dancing crabs for any potential catastrophic, irreversible side-effects Moviebob may experience should he contract the Coof. As a rule, I do not wish people ill... but I can afford to treat Moviebob as an exception because, as Bob puts it, truly evil people deserve misery.
 
That's assuming anyone other than us notices

You have no idea how hated Bob is. It might not appear, but there is quite a lot of people that want nothing to do with him. Even CA Alumni like Dominic Noble has expressed his disgust toward him as an example that comes to mind. Hell, there's a strong chance if Blob ever gets the virus, we might see some of the bigger heads poke out from the shell to do what he has done to the people he hates.

Grave dancing.

Two men who will never be touched by an actual woman try to mock a man who is married to one about their relationship.
How....delicious is the irony here.
 
Bob shouldn't be complaining about fat people dying of COVID since we all know the moment he gets it, the majority of Twitter will be posting crab rave in response to it.
It's honestly weird how Bob acknowledges he's fat as he talks down to people who are overweight. Like as mentioned many times he did this shit in his video lecturing gamers to exercise
 
If you have to keep telling people you are something, you probably aren't. Good people don't wish to gas wide swaths of the population in the name of progress.

>White anglo Saxon protestant
> Is Catholic
>descended from Mayflower stock, who were Puritans

Can someone explain Bob's galaxy-brain relationship with religion to me despite him being an obvious fedora tipping anti-theist?
Bob's true religion is Consoomerism - the belief that he can bring about Heaven on Earth (i:e:, the Superior Future) by consuming the right products and by SJW activism. Bob only claims to be a Catholic because it's an Evil White Man Religion and because Bob's a huge Uncle Ruckus who will seize any opportunity to dunk on his own race for SJW Good Boy Points. (Bob is also an ignoramus about history, because Catholics were often persecuted in the New World by Puritans -enough that they could legitimately qualify as oppressed, which you think would make Bob happy, since he could now declare himself a member of a downtrodden minority. But no, that would interfere with his Defector From Decadence strategy of declaring himself a Badwhyte undergoing a Redemption Quest. )

Curiously, Bob will also brag about his early Jesuit education in an attempt to make us think he's an expert in all things Catholic, and he'll seem oddly proud of his Catholic heritage at times. This is probably because he wants to give off the impression of being a galaxy-brain in all matters religious, even though he should have nothing but contempt for Christian's backwards religious beliefs (and no, these arguments wouldn't work on him, but maybe if he uses them on us, we'll do what he wants.)
 
That's assuming anyone other than us notices
The second Bob says something that can cause him to be safely cancelled without it givinga win to the "diet nazis", everyone on the left will dog pile him until he finally takes the hint and gets off-line or he kills himself.

Most likely he'll just stay on twitter and YouTube, assuming it's everyone else's fault.
 
The second Bob says something that can cause him to be safely cancelled without it givinga win to the "diet nazis", everyone on the left will dog pile him until he finally takes the hint and gets off-line or he kills himself.

Most likely he'll just stay on twitter and YouTube, assuming it's everyone else's fault.
The Chris-chan drawing stunt should've been enough but it didn't because its tribalism in the end.
 
Chris dons his rainbow mohawk and goes ba-ba bala-bah, cheering his favorite troon on:
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No thanks, merely thinking about Chris gives me enough existential fear already.

He tries a new trick for asspats.
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He does this on his Facebook too.

MCU fanboyism.
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I think this is one of the most intolerable things about fans, especially left leaning fandoms. Everything has to be serious. You can't just admit you love schlock, no, it's all good, high art that's just as valuable to the art world as the Sistine freaking Chapel. What's ironic is this: for a group of people so intent on being taken seriously at all times, they sure do enjoy movies that are constantly lampshading how absolutely incredible (the literal meaning: without credibility) they are while putting the Marvel movies on the level of the 60s Bond flicks.
 
David Hogg makes an optimistic prediction. Ah how I miss youth.
I'm suprised he's only 21 because it feels like we've been hearing from him for nearly a decade. Thought at least he was pushing thirty.
Now I don't know Bob's situation. It is possible that he moved back in with mama because of some health issue and he's there to take care of her, doing the one good thing in his life.
Morbidly obese, lonely, frustrated and possibly alcoholic. How much of a help can Bob really be? I can't see him scrubbing any floors or pushing a lawnmower.
 
Let's look at these two faces.
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Trump Dude's demeanor is completely natural. His eyes tell you he is really smiling. He looks like a really personable man.

Bobby's grin is forced. It looks more like risus sardonicus than a smile. His eyes might look more gentle in this photo than his customary "rooster stare", but they still don't match the mouth. The general impression is just weird.

Tell me, which man would you rather trust.
 
Let's look at these two faces.
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Trump Dude's demeanor is completely natural. His eyes tell you he is really smiling. He looks like a really personable man.

Bobby's grin is forced. It looks more like risus sardonicus than a smile. His eyes might look more gentle in this photo than his customary "rooster stare", but they still don't match the mouth. The general impression is just weird.

Tell me, which man would you rather trust.
The guy on the left jumped my car and gave me directions to his brother's shop. His brother helped me out and kept the shop open late so I could get going as soon as possible.

The guy on the right is on a bunch of notification flyers around my neighborhood. Law enforcement hung them because the community needs to know exactly what kind of sexual offense he was incarcerated for. I purchased two more boxes of .45 Long Colts and installed a Ring doorbell. No kids at home but I don't want this freak sniffing around my dog.
 
You have no idea how hated Bob is. It might not appear, but [...] quite a lot of people [...] want nothing to do with him. Even CA Alumni like Dominic Noble has expressed his disgust toward him as an example that comes to mind. Hell, there's a strong chance if Blob ever gets the virus, we might see some of the bigger heads poke out from the shell to do what he has done to the people he hates.

Grave dancing.
Under no circumstance would I ever consider dancing on Moviebob's grave.

I'd uch rather use Moviebob's grave as a toilet.



Let's look at these two faces.
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Trump Dude's demeanor is completely natural. His eyes tell you he is really smiling. He looks like a really personable man.
No disagreement there.

Bobby's grin is forced. It looks more like risus sardonicus than a smile. His eyes might look more gentle in this photo than his customary "rooster stare", but they still don't match the mouth. The general impression is just weird.
Maybe it's the lighting in that photo, but Moviebob's "smile" gives me the impression that he stopped brushing his teeth around the time he entered kindergarten. Those teeth look NASTY!

Tell me, which man would you rather trust.
Trump Dude over Moviebob. Hell, I'd trust a legally blind bus driver over Moviebob.
 
The second Bob says something that can cause him to be safely cancelled without it givinga win to the "diet nazis", everyone on the left will dog pile him until he finally takes the hint and gets off-line or he kills himself.

Most likely he'll just stay on twitter and YouTube, assuming it's everyone else's fault.
I don't disagree with you but at this point I don't know what he could say to finally get everyone to publicly shun him. He, either daily or what averages out to be daily, calls for the stripping of voting rights, or the stealing of land/property, or denying of public services, or excommunicating from society altogether, or on the rare occasion supports the military bombing of people he politically differs with. The only place left for him to go is to make actual actionable threats, call a black activist a nigger (this time directly), or purposefully call someone like Brianna Wu a man. Even then I don't know if the people who can cancel him will even care. Time and time again they've been shown to have almost zero integrity and do not hold themselves to their own standards.

For the sake of argument let's assume that they even bothered to follow the rules that they created. What would they get out of policing him? They're not losing people because Bob is blithely saying what a portion of them are all thinking and people on the right have no idea who he is. For being a verified old fag who says deplorable things constantly he barely gets quoted in any right wing publications. I firmly believe it's because he's so insignificant and meaningless that to quote him is the same as quoting an account called BoB_Chipman0411984351801357654 that has a creation date of current month and year. To try to dunk on Bob is to try to dunk on a retard and you shouldn't do that unless that retard purposefully barges into your house and shits on your rug which Bob is known to do.

As it stands now I don't believe that Bob could be cancelled. I mean, what would anybody cancel him from? He's unemployed and lives with his mom now. Plus he's already been cancelled, when Lindsay called him out for being a creepy pest, and nothing happened other than we got a lot of laughs out of it. When that happened he was officially labeled persona non grata and Lindsay's fake apology to him, which she couldn't even finish without breaking, did nothing to change that.

We've all said it at this point. Bob's crime and his punishment is being Bob. There is nothing worse that any of us can do to him than what he inflicts upon himself. If for nothing else that is why he'll be kept around, a grim reminder, a cautionary tale of what happens when you go full Robert.
 
Let's look at these two faces.
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Trump Dude's demeanor is completely natural. His eyes tell you he is really smiling. He looks like a really personable man.

Bobby's grin is forced. It looks more like risus sardonicus than a smile. His eyes might look more gentle in this photo than his customary "rooster stare", but they still don't match the mouth. The general impression is just weird.

Tell me, which man would you rather trust.
That's the smile the cannibal gives you after he asks you over for dinner.
 
I think this is one of the most intolerable things about fans, especially left leaning fandoms. Everything has to be serious. You can't just admit you love schlock, no, it's all good, high art that's just as valuable to the art world as the Sistine freaking Chapel. What's ironic is this: for a group of people so intent on being taken seriously at all times, they sure do enjoy movies that are constantly lampshading how absolutely incredible (the literal meaning: without credibility) they are while putting the Marvel movies on the level of the 60s Bond flicks.
Amen to that. My friend and I love the Bond films, having grown up to a constant marathon of TV showings, and we host them at least once a year. But we can both admit most of the films are pretty dire, they're not high art, they're just fun.
 
I'm familiar with electric candles but the ones I am familiar with are red with five candles, they're Advent Candles. My granny (Greatest Generation) had them for absolute eons and we have them now, and just screw the bulbs in loosely and screw one in tightly the first week to signify first week of Advent, do the same with all the other weeks, and the fifth candle is for Christmas Day. (And yes, we put them away after New Years', we don't keep them up all year lol.) Dunno about three candle ones as I have never seen them. I guess since @Marshal Mannerheim didn't recognize them that they're not a Catholic thing, or at least not Bongland Catholic. Definitely not Trump's Chosen because IIRC menorah have 8 candles.
Apparently it's a Lutheran thing, which is weird because my uncle's dad was a Lutheran pastor and I don't think he had anything like that.
 
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Apparently it's a Lutheran thing, which is weird because my uncle's dad was a Lutheran pastor and I don't think he had anything like that.
I find it weird too, because my grandpa was a Lutheran Minister too, and I can't exactly recall anything like that either. Not electric, anyway. Grandma did have at least one brass candlestick setup similar to that, IIRC. Maybe Granny and Granddad did too, I forget.
Let's look at these two faces.
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Trump Dude's demeanor is completely natural. His eyes tell you he is really smiling. He looks like a really personable man.

Bobby's grin is forced. It looks more like risus sardonicus than a smile. His eyes might look more gentle in this photo than his customary "rooster stare", but they still don't match the mouth. The general impression is just weird.

Tell me, which man would you rather trust.
Somehow I get the impression that Bob is trying to imitate someone else, or trying to hide a severe underbite by forcing his jaw forward in a manner that looks entirely unnatural. It's like a variation on that open-mouthed soy grin so endemic among nu-males. That's the only possible set of reasons why Bob would be doing that IMO, and neither of them make any sense. And, if he is trying to imitate someone's facial expression, ffs WHOSE and from what?! I tried making that expression myself and gave up, because it requires too much effort to maintain, even for a picture. It's hands down the most autistic facial expression I have ever, EVER seen.
 
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