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Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
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Lou come on now you think you're going to pay more than 20$ for a single piece? lolFor Christ's sake, Lou, you've had the dogcat for like a week:
https://twitter.com/aceofdajungle/status/1442487674250543108 | https://archive.md/wip/3eWF3
I'm theorizing that we somehow got a dogcat because Lou used that three character piece for a reference sheet.
I would literally kill to have a job as easy sounding as what Pidmon's longest lasting job was. The fact that Pidmon left because of what was mentioned is absolutely laughable to be quite honest since bald people are an inevitability as unfortunate as this sounds.Boosting an orbiter's begpost. Recall that Pidmon doesn't work because his longest lasting job gave him a lifelong fear of bald men for some reason.
https://twitter.com/aceofdajungle/status/1442488334241214465 | https://archive.md/wip/CgebE
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For Christ's sake, Lou, you've had the dogcat for like a week:
Erase the stripes from the tiger in the [INSERT TIGER FURSONA HERE] and Tiffany Tigress picture, and boom. Free lion.
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Lou is still using Amazon services after previously stating they wouldn't, I'm guessing trying to return that Pixel 3 they bought that ended up being carrier locked.
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Lou also apparently retweeted a Matt Gaetz tweet when trying to dunk on him, something nobody seemed to notice until Lou decided
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I think Lou is mad at this but with the amount of grammar issues I legitimately can't parse what emotion he's expressing.
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Something about thinking that Europe will be dominated by Germany or France now that the UK is no longer a part of their union.
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Ace on Twitter: "i called about an item, was told i had the option to…
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Lou also apparently retweeted a Matt Gaetz tweet when trying to dunk on him, something nobody seemed to notice until Lou decided
Ace on Twitter: "and sorry, yes for full disclosure i did have a rt o…
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Ace on Twitter: "the sex trafficking stuff must be getting to him. no…
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I think Lou is mad at this but with the amount of grammar issues I legitimately can't parse what emotion he's expressing.
Ace on Twitter: "https://t.co/B15daclb5y i wonder if @potus realizes …
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Something about thinking that Europe will be dominated by Germany or France now that the UK is no longer a part of their union.
Ace on Twitter: "i don't think it will. they're already on the tippin…
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implying Lou has an actual stance on stuff instead of CONSOOOOOOOMLou is still using Amazon services after previously stating they wouldn't, I'm guessing trying to return that Pixel 3 they bought that ended up being carrier locked.
Ace on Twitter: "i called about an item, was told i had the option to…
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of course Lou cares about how much he gets on SSI. Wonder why he doesn't ever talk about never getting SSI while mentioning DisabilityI think Lou is mad at this but with the amount of grammar issues I legitimately can't parse what emotion he's expressing.
(yes, I am well aware that Lou gets SSI based on this thread's evidence)Look at the bright side with this, Lou.Something about thinking that Europe will be dominated by Germany or France now that the UK is no longer a part of their union.
Ace on Twitter: "i don't think it will. they're already on the tippin…
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Now you'll be able to call people Judenrat all you'd like once Germany takes over Europe with no consequence!
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I know, they're all just deformed weasels! The only difference is in the coloring. I know @BoobWhiskers has talked about how good furry artists can differentiate between the different kinds of big cats through head shape, whiskers, fur length, etc., so you SHOULD be able to tell what animal it is without the coloring, but he's paying children $5 for a headshot. They all look the same. So he should be able to reuse one through his identity crises just by adding different markings. But no! MUST! CONSOOM!
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But it's a tiger. You can't just take something, make some cosmetic changes to it, then call it something different and expect everyone to let it in their bathrooms.
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Ladies and gentlefaggots of the Marvel Expanded Lou-niverse, I humbly present to you my revised and expanded rendition of Lou Gagliardi: SCP. I'm spoilering it for filthy casuals, but you probably want to click on it--you might be in it.
SCP 42069
Classification: Euclid
Location: Greensburg, PA
Containment Procedures: Minimal. Subject moves at a speed of 0.00005 mph, which means that MTF Charlie-29 ("Diabetes Education Force") will have substantial time to respond. Five red velvet cakes have been placed in the doorway to his house. At his size, this will only buy us a moment, but a moment is all we need.
That’s what you think. I’ve seen that motherfucker mow down a large pizza and two orders of honey barbecue wings and wash it down with a two-liter bottle of Mountain Dew before you could say “type two diabetes.” Not to mention, that house is a fucking biohazard. Unless you eggheads can rule out the possibility of an environmental cause of 42069’s behavior, I’m submitting a request for full environmental suits for my team.
-Agent Dusk, MTF Charlie-29 Commanding Officer
YOU want environment suits? We’re the ones actually being exposed to the anomalous material! I just spent fifteen god damned hours letting a drawing of a big tiddy cougar of unknown provenance take a shit in my occipital lobe.
-Senior Researcher @BoobWhiskers
Can it, both of you. Dusk, I’m denying your request since we have little reason to anticipate that you’ll have to respond to a containment breach. Boobwhiskers, I’m granting your Head Researcher’s request to limit shifts to 12 hours, but I’ll remind you that the memetic effects of 42069-02 don’t appear to be permanent.
-Lead Researcher @Norman B. Normal
In an effort to reduce SCP 42069’s anomalous effects on the community of [LOCATION REDACTED], we have embedded MTF-Charlie 29 agents in the hiring departments of local businesses to deny him employment, citing his claim to transgenderism as prohibitive to his hiring. Though SCP 42069 currently requires minimal containment procedures, Lead Researcher Norman B. Normal has stated that the anomalous effect 42069 could have on his community if he is employed in a public-facing position would be catastrophic, and might require the liberal use of Class B amnestics to contain--a contingency plan which could only be enacted at great cost to the Foundation. In regards to the dissemination of SCP 42069-02, we have coordinated with embedded assets at Twitter.com to restrict his circle of associates. Agents will continue to monitor #TransCrowdFund to prevent possible outbreaks. However, due to both Foundation countermeasures and the natural consequence of his memetic effect, 42069’s digital reach has contracted significantly.
I wonder what makes these guys stick around. Maybe they have an unusual resistance to memetic effects? They could be anomalous in and of themselves. Christ, if they’re immune, these freaks could be a godsend for us.
-Lead Researcher Norman B. Normal
Anomalously retarded, maybe.
-Researcher @The Dude
At this point, I don’t care how retarded they are. If they can keep an eye on his Twitter feed for me, I’ll take that god damned pay cut.
-Lead Researcher Norman B. Normal
Description:
SCP 42069-01 is a 38-year-old male Caucasian of Italian ancestry who lives in [REDACTED], PA. Subject refers to himself by a variety of names, including but not limited to [DATA EXPUNGED], despite his legal name being [REDACTED]. Despite the constant shifts in his practices of identification, he has been consistent only about two things: his insistence on identifying as a transgender woman and his self-description as a "furry." Senior Researcher Norman B. Normal has tracked these shifts, and determined that they serve to expand his opportunities for receiving donations, as well as avoiding criticism. It is unknown at this time if these are direct attempts to escape Foundation surveillance. Site Director 01 has released documentation outlining the cyclical nature of 42069’s interactions with his online social circle. 42069 may or may not be aware of this cycle, and it is unknown if he knows the purpose of his accumulation of tablets.
SCP 42069-02 is the "fursona" of SCP 42069-01. The subject consists of a series of commissioned drawings referred to by 42069-01 as "art),* usually consisting of a large cat dressed as Wonder Woman. These images provoke considerable distress and confusion in most onlookers, except in a small subset of viewers. While many dismiss these effects as simply a byproduct of ineptitude or a lack of effort, Foundation Researchers have found that these compositions display a decided memetic effect. Effects of exposure include significant feelings of disorientation and distress, as well as a counterintuitive fixation on the image, usually expressed as a desire to catalogue the “flaws” or anomalous aspects of each image.
“I don't give a shit how anomalous these images are, they're sure as hell not ‘art.’"
-Head Researcher Boobwhiskers
CLEARANCE LEVEL THETA-9 CONFIRMED
MEETING TRANSCRIPT (CDR C29 DUSK/SITE DIRECTOR 01)
DUSK: For Christ’s sake, 01, we need a break. We can’t keep exposing ourselves to this shit. It’s not good for us.
01: What, you want me to go to Null and tell him that we’re tired of looking at furry art? I’ll get laughed out of the fucking Eastern Bloc. If you want to put in for a transfer, I can’t stop you, but don’t blame me when you end up as Keter bait keeping tabs on pedos and zoos, or acting as a mall cop for deathfats and munchies.
DUSK: You saw what happened with Norman at the Christmas party. He’s not doing well, 01. None of us are. Keeping track of this shit, the enormity of it...it’s killing him.
01: Norman’s fine.
DUSK: Why don’t you ask the bottle of bourbon he keeps in his bottom drawer?
01: Why don’t I ask yours?
DUSK: Maybe you should. These types can go south fast, 01. Ask @Second Missing Primarch and @Chicken Picnic. We were saying the same damn thing when we were doing containment on Clawshrimpy, and nobody fucking believed us, and then, out of nowhere, [DATA EXPUNGED]!
01: Yeah. I heard about that.
DUSK: And?!
01: And everyone’s in the same situation. All we can do is do the best we can with what we’re given.
DUSK: …
01: Do you want me to give you the speech? Will that help?
DUSK: Maybe.
01: We die in the darkness so that they can live in the light. We are the watchers in the darkness, the last line of defense against the inconceivable. We do what we must, because we are the only ones who can. We are burdened with a glorious purpose, eternally bound to our sacred charge. We are the ones who gaze into the abyss. We are the Foundation. Secure. Contain. Protect.
DUSK: …
01: Say it.
DUSK: Secure. Contain. Protect.
01: Good.
01: I’ll need eyes on the target by 0900 tomorrow morning.
DUSK: Yes, sir.
Classification: Euclid
Location: Greensburg, PA
Containment Procedures: Minimal. Subject moves at a speed of 0.00005 mph, which means that MTF Charlie-29 ("Diabetes Education Force") will have substantial time to respond. Five red velvet cakes have been placed in the doorway to his house. At his size, this will only buy us a moment, but a moment is all we need.
That’s what you think. I’ve seen that motherfucker mow down a large pizza and two orders of honey barbecue wings and wash it down with a two-liter bottle of Mountain Dew before you could say “type two diabetes.” Not to mention, that house is a fucking biohazard. Unless you eggheads can rule out the possibility of an environmental cause of 42069’s behavior, I’m submitting a request for full environmental suits for my team.
-Agent Dusk, MTF Charlie-29 Commanding Officer
YOU want environment suits? We’re the ones actually being exposed to the anomalous material! I just spent fifteen god damned hours letting a drawing of a big tiddy cougar of unknown provenance take a shit in my occipital lobe.
-Senior Researcher @BoobWhiskers
Can it, both of you. Dusk, I’m denying your request since we have little reason to anticipate that you’ll have to respond to a containment breach. Boobwhiskers, I’m granting your Head Researcher’s request to limit shifts to 12 hours, but I’ll remind you that the memetic effects of 42069-02 don’t appear to be permanent.
-Lead Researcher @Norman B. Normal
In an effort to reduce SCP 42069’s anomalous effects on the community of [LOCATION REDACTED], we have embedded MTF-Charlie 29 agents in the hiring departments of local businesses to deny him employment, citing his claim to transgenderism as prohibitive to his hiring. Though SCP 42069 currently requires minimal containment procedures, Lead Researcher Norman B. Normal has stated that the anomalous effect 42069 could have on his community if he is employed in a public-facing position would be catastrophic, and might require the liberal use of Class B amnestics to contain--a contingency plan which could only be enacted at great cost to the Foundation. In regards to the dissemination of SCP 42069-02, we have coordinated with embedded assets at Twitter.com to restrict his circle of associates. Agents will continue to monitor #TransCrowdFund to prevent possible outbreaks. However, due to both Foundation countermeasures and the natural consequence of his memetic effect, 42069’s digital reach has contracted significantly.
I wonder what makes these guys stick around. Maybe they have an unusual resistance to memetic effects? They could be anomalous in and of themselves. Christ, if they’re immune, these freaks could be a godsend for us.
-Lead Researcher Norman B. Normal
Anomalously retarded, maybe.
-Researcher @The Dude
At this point, I don’t care how retarded they are. If they can keep an eye on his Twitter feed for me, I’ll take that god damned pay cut.
-Lead Researcher Norman B. Normal
Description:
SCP 42069-01 is a 38-year-old male Caucasian of Italian ancestry who lives in [REDACTED], PA. Subject refers to himself by a variety of names, including but not limited to [DATA EXPUNGED], despite his legal name being [REDACTED]. Despite the constant shifts in his practices of identification, he has been consistent only about two things: his insistence on identifying as a transgender woman and his self-description as a "furry." Senior Researcher Norman B. Normal has tracked these shifts, and determined that they serve to expand his opportunities for receiving donations, as well as avoiding criticism. It is unknown at this time if these are direct attempts to escape Foundation surveillance. Site Director 01 has released documentation outlining the cyclical nature of 42069’s interactions with his online social circle. 42069 may or may not be aware of this cycle, and it is unknown if he knows the purpose of his accumulation of tablets.
SCP 42069-02 is the "fursona" of SCP 42069-01. The subject consists of a series of commissioned drawings referred to by 42069-01 as "art),* usually consisting of a large cat dressed as Wonder Woman. These images provoke considerable distress and confusion in most onlookers, except in a small subset of viewers. While many dismiss these effects as simply a byproduct of ineptitude or a lack of effort, Foundation Researchers have found that these compositions display a decided memetic effect. Effects of exposure include significant feelings of disorientation and distress, as well as a counterintuitive fixation on the image, usually expressed as a desire to catalogue the “flaws” or anomalous aspects of each image.
“I don't give a shit how anomalous these images are, they're sure as hell not ‘art.’"
-Head Researcher Boobwhiskers
CLEARANCE LEVEL THETA-9 CONFIRMED
MEETING TRANSCRIPT (CDR C29 DUSK/SITE DIRECTOR 01)
DUSK: For Christ’s sake, 01, we need a break. We can’t keep exposing ourselves to this shit. It’s not good for us.
01: What, you want me to go to Null and tell him that we’re tired of looking at furry art? I’ll get laughed out of the fucking Eastern Bloc. If you want to put in for a transfer, I can’t stop you, but don’t blame me when you end up as Keter bait keeping tabs on pedos and zoos, or acting as a mall cop for deathfats and munchies.
DUSK: You saw what happened with Norman at the Christmas party. He’s not doing well, 01. None of us are. Keeping track of this shit, the enormity of it...it’s killing him.
01: Norman’s fine.
DUSK: Why don’t you ask the bottle of bourbon he keeps in his bottom drawer?
01: Why don’t I ask yours?
DUSK: Maybe you should. These types can go south fast, 01. Ask @Second Missing Primarch and @Chicken Picnic. We were saying the same damn thing when we were doing containment on Clawshrimpy, and nobody fucking believed us, and then, out of nowhere, [DATA EXPUNGED]!
01: Yeah. I heard about that.
DUSK: And?!
01: And everyone’s in the same situation. All we can do is do the best we can with what we’re given.
DUSK: …
01: Do you want me to give you the speech? Will that help?
DUSK: Maybe.
01: We die in the darkness so that they can live in the light. We are the watchers in the darkness, the last line of defense against the inconceivable. We do what we must, because we are the only ones who can. We are burdened with a glorious purpose, eternally bound to our sacred charge. We are the ones who gaze into the abyss. We are the Foundation. Secure. Contain. Protect.
DUSK: …
01: Say it.
DUSK: Secure. Contain. Protect.
01: Good.
01: I’ll need eyes on the target by 0900 tomorrow morning.
DUSK: Yes, sir.
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Sure, absolutely, but when it comes to Gneech's art, it all looks the same and somehow demands the same bathroom privileges with very little effort put in.
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Jesus @Dusk it's beautiful. For ages I've wanted to put together some sort of 'Expanded Louniverse' zine-style thing because we have so many different Lou-related creations that have cropped up over the course of this thread, that'll have to be my project when I get snowed in this winter or something.
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I aim to please
But seriously, I had to do SOMETHING after you and Norman put together that comic, which bought so much joy to my heart. Very inspirational.
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Talking about tigers reminded me that Corust was making another Lou-inspired tiger adopt now that he's gone with the grey piss striped dogcat, checked on his twitter and sure enough,
It got AB about 6 hours after he posted it yesterday. christ maybe I should learn to draw furfag shit too.
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Was gonna say, got bought for $300, get dunked on Lou. I hope Corust buys an ipad with it lol.
Not only does Corust live rent-free in Lou's head, dude is PAYING the rent with Lou as well.
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That kind of black and white, all or nothing, absolutist mindset is also very common with people on the Autism Spectrum and related disorders. They struggle with nuances and grey areas, which is why so many of them are drawn to entertainment that is geared to much younger audiences like cartoons. But there is nothing anywhere that says someone who is religious and attends an organized church has to agree with everything that church says and does. If that were the case then the Catholic Church wouldn't have had so many changes over the centuries and it wouldn't have made the numerous changes to their views and stances they have of late. Louie just wants villains to hate.
Exactly. My birthday rarely comes up on one of my days off, so my family and I usually wait for my next day off to celebrate, which usually involves us going out to a restaurant of my choice. Sometimes my kids will get me little gifts, but it's not expected. I've never taken a day off work to celebrate my birthday, because its just not that important. It's a nice excuse to go out to a nice dinner with my family and spend the evening with them.
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@Dusk, I've wanted to write an SCP about Lou for a while now but I couldn't possibly outdo you. WELL. FUCKING. DONE. also you promised not to tell anyone about the bottle of bourbon in my drawer I'm really upset about this
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Maybe a bit late, but I do eagerly await the TTRPG Lou arc. He's going to struggle with a system as simple as 5E, floundering every step of the way when he fails a roll or save.
I just hope he can get into a buy-in sort of game that will likely be streamed and recorded.
I just hope he can get into a buy-in sort of game that will likely be streamed and recorded.
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Lou is still using Amazon services after previously stating they wouldn't, I'm guessing trying to return that Pixel 3 they bought that ended up being carrier locked.
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Lou also apparently retweeted a Matt Gaetz tweet when trying to dunk on him, something nobody seemed to notice until Lou decided
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I think Lou is mad at this but with the amount of grammar issues I legitimately can't parse what emotion he's expressing.
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Now, why would Louie be so concerned about people on SSI having their bank transactions tracked by the IRS? I mean, according to him, he doesn't receive disability payments (still no denial of receiving any other kind of state or federal financial assistance). So why would any of this concern Louie? Really gets your noggin joggin', don't it?
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does this mean Lou "fuck the IRS" Gagliardi is actually based? /sneed
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I get slightly angry when Lou whines about depression and then says he'll probably just sleep. I can't just sleep whenever, I have work and responsibilities! I love excess sleep! As usual, casually throwing out his luxuries without realizing they're luxuries.
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Anybody want to explain what's going with Corust's "adoptions"? What are these people paying for exactly, hi-res pictures or something?