Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Wolpertinger]

Even though Chris is in jail, this shit is still bringing so many absolutely insane folks out of the woodwork. It just goes to show that when dealing with Chris there are always new levels of autism to discover - even when you think you've seen it all. Just today I came across two separate Twitters both spouting conspiracy theories about Chris.

The first one was about Chris being a ritual sacrifice as part of a government experiment and implies that the government is secretly behind lolcow drama:

Spoiler: full thread of lolcow is a psyop

The second goes into great detail about Chris being taught "actual magic" akin to Aleister Crowley by outside supernatural forces (this whole Twitter is a fucking trip)

Spoiler: this thread is *very* long

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My apologies for how long that last thread is. It was worth reading so that I could find this gem of a tweet that was really just the cherry on top of my entire night.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Weird thought today, how has Chris never fallen for a classic phishing scam? I don’t mean trolls impersonating people, of course, but your classic run of the mill email scam. He’s had to have been targeted at least once, or he’s had to click on a hot singles in your area ad. but there’s no recorded evidence (from what I can tell), that random outsiders not related to weens have ever really scammed him.


I’m not sure if I count stupid purchases like the fortune telling stuff, or his stupid rock collection as scams, as something of (questionable) value was exchanged for his money.

 

[Cuntflaps]

So I was with my sister and her son, my nephew. He's around 13, 14 years old. He's tech savvy, and she's warning him about the perils of the internet, and to watch out for strangers taking advantage of him. I then thought of Chris (mark me late). While still having the mind of a child in the 20s, Chris was being taken advantage of by trolls, notably one of whom was a 13 year old child. Chris was out smarted by a kid. If Christory repeats itself, which it most often does, if it wasn't Janke, I think another kid that age could easily fool Chris again.

He could absolutely be fooled by another Bluespike. Obviously Janke didn't make him fuck Barb or whatever some people seem to think. But this incident does prove that even after all this time, the basic formula of dangling China in front of him to get Chris to do shit still works. Hell, his increasing delusions are probably the only thing that have kept these things to a minimum in recent years. Chris was just as vulnerable to this sort of manipulation as always, but there had been and continues to be an extra layer of foggy schizo bullshit that any would-be sweethearts have to get through before he will even take proper notice of them.

 

[Tikbalang]

If they thought they knew better than the school district what to do by mainstreaming Chris they should have actually put in the effort to make him a functional member of society. Considering how impressionable autists are parents need to be educated about how to raise an autistic child and neither Bob nor Barb did this. Bob's reaction to everything was "go talk to your mother dont bother me with your retard shit" and Barb's reaction to everything was just threatening to kill herself. They were both horrible role models and Chris picked up all of their bad traits.

The difference is I feel bad for Bob and hate Barb. I get the sense that if Bob and Barb could have a do-over with Chris, Bob would actually try to fix the mistakes made with Chris whereas Barb would just have aborted him and married someone else.

Bob had Chris's best interests in mind but once Chris was an adult getting fired from fast food for scaring small children with Donald Duck impressions he probably finally accepted that his son truly was retarded and just got him on SSI so he would have enough to continue to persist in 14BC until Barb died at least.

I could write an essay on Barb so instead of doing that I'll just say that only the Idea Guys mindfucked Chris harder than Barb did. She fucked up Chris so badly that she unwittingly helped create the monster he would become.

Even if mainstreaming could work in theory, Chris needed the right parents to reinforce the mainstreaming and neither one of them did that for him. In many cases they even went out of there way to purposely intervene and make mainstreaming even harder for Chris.

I think asians parents could've make Chris a doctor at the age of 17. If he had a mistake even at a slightest, a belt will mold the boy.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I think asians parents could've make Chris a doctor at the age of 17. If he had a mistake even at a slightest, a belt will mold the boy.

Hmm an autistic Chinese boy who would have been a coomer with I'm presuming just as neglectful and poor parents like Borb and spends most of his spare time attention seeking avaliable women online (and potentially irl)?

May I introduce you to Derich Ip in the DSP subforum, and that would probably change your angle about how even being someone of Chinese decent, probably couldn't have saved him from the autistic manchild curse.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

After the incest incident, has everyone who worked on My Little Pony distanced themselves from Chris?

 

[AnOminous]

After the incest incident, has everyone who worked on My Little Pony distanced themselves from Chris?

They'd already distanced themselves long ago, either blocking him or just ignoring him when he reply guyed their tweets. Even relatively well known fans like Nowacking had blocked him when he perved on them.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

They'd already distanced themselves long ago, either blocking him or just ignoring him when he reply guyed their tweets. Even relatively well known fans like Nowacking had blocked him when he perved on them.

Lol, remember when he followed her into the restroom at a con to give her a gift? If that isn't a future prediction of rape, I don't know what is.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Weird thought today, how has Chris never fallen for a classic phishing scam? I don’t mean trolls impersonating people, of course, but your classic run of the mill email scam. He’s had to have been targeted at least once, or he’s had to click on a hot singles in your area ad. but there’s no recorded evidence (from what I can tell), that random outsiders not related to weens have ever really scammed him.


I’m not sure if I count stupid purchases like the fortune telling stuff, or his stupid rock collection as scams, as something of (questionable) value was exchanged for his money.

Kind of off with the Idea, guys. I know it's more extortion, but he gave money to save his world for nothing. The new age stuff like the crystal water or the cards, but it's hard to a phishing scam to someone who has barely had money.

 

[thegooddoctor]

If 2011 Chris could see 10 years in the future what would become of his life (Pre - death/ Pre Michael Snyder Incident) what would he do/react?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If 2011 Chris could see 10 years in the future what would become of his life (Pre - death/ Pre Michael Snyder Incident) what would he do/react?

Clap because he's having sex

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

If 2011 Chris could see 10 years in the future what would become of his life (Pre - death/ Pre Michael Snyder Incident) what would he do/react?

He would be angrier at the tranny shit than about raping Barb.

 

[Kirby]

If 2011 Chris could see 10 years in the future what would become of his life (Pre - death/ Pre Michael Snyder Incident) what would he do/react?

shit himself and do nothing

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Damn.. too bad he got busted before HIS birthday. Being balls deep in your mom on the anniversary of first exiting her cursed snatch is such a chad move.

Heres hoping he's got enough imagery archived in his wank bank to bust one out to Barb on the big day from his cell.

Fanta cocktails for all the guards and prisoners. Bet you never had a goddess make you a drink?

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Kind of off with the Idea, guys. I know it's more extortion, but he gave money to save his world for nothing. The new age stuff like the crystal water or the cards, but it's hard to a phishing scam to someone who has barely had money.

Seniors and retarded people get phished out of their monthly checks all the time though. There are a couple of threads on the farms that document other retards that give their government benefits to scammers on the regular. I’m just surprised Chris has never been caught out. On paper he seemed like an easy mark.

 

[Kirby]

If Chris was a cat

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Seniors and retarded people get phished out of their monthly checks all the time though. There are a couple of threads on the farms that document other retards that give their government benefits to scammers on the regular. I’m just surprised Chris has never been caught out. On paper he seemed like an easy mark.

I know post idea guys null and the other guard dogs and other enablers did have access to his emails preventing weens or I guess spam (like phishing to occur). Thinking back to prank call that used to take place and the Chandlers believing the ones that were recorded (Mattew noble or the craigslist one or Bob cutting down the internet), nothing of the sort did happen as a joke or serious matter. (I could be wrong on that)

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

They'd already distanced themselves long ago, either blocking him or just ignoring him when he reply guyed their tweets. Even relatively well known fans like Nowacking had blocked him when he perved on them.

Sophie Scruggs and Amy New Blue were among these people who got copies of that Night Star comic from Chris. After that incest incident, it was said that Amy threw away her copy. Sophie put up her copy for auction and then spent the proceeds on a non-government organization for rape victims.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Sorry to bust in on the conversation again, just found some more weens not weening because they called about the dogs welfare. Apparently they called Greene County animal shelter. Also not weening because they didn't originally plan to post it online.

r/ChrisChanSonichu - [NSFW] Just got off phone with Greene County animal services

781 votes and 310 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

If this stuff isn't interesting, let me know and I'll keep scrolling next time

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Sorry to bust in on the conversation again, just found some more weens not weening because they called about the dogs welfare. Apparently they called Greene County animal shelter. Also not weening because they didn't originally plan to post it online.

r/ChrisChanSonichu - [NSFW] Just got off phone with Greene County animal services

781 votes and 310 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

If this stuff isn't interesting, let me know and I'll keep scrolling next time

It's interesting but I'm skeptical. They seem to effortlessly obtain information from someone over the phone they never had met before, and it just so happens this guy has a rich history with the Chandlers? I'm calling bullshit! Unless they record the audio of the phone conversation I'm not biting.