Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Almost forgot about old KevKev with Kindness' thread coming in hot like that.
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If you're not even sure what your fake allergy is, how was your mother supposed to know? Eat her damn roasts.
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You're too fucking old to be into ~~boys~~
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Who's gonna tell him?
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He really thinks his FFS has done enough that he can go without shaving his five o'clock shadow or wash his dirty hair and still pass.
 
it should be mentioned that Kevin and most AGP’s absolutely despise contra points because Contra points once said that if you want to be in female spaces you should make an effort to look feminine.
Needless to say this is extremely triggering and hateful so they all hate him.

Kevin tweets out in support of domestic terrorism.
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No idea what this shit is, but apparently Kevvie ordered 2 of them.
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So it took you two years to transition from an average looking guy to an average looking guy with makeup on?
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Nah, you're still a dude lol.
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One of the tranch orbiters recently got a tit-job. You just know Kevin is secretly seething as he types out and sends this tweet.
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OK so I think I’m getting ready to put my flag in the ground and say that I have found the “Gibes Cycle“…

every great lolcow has a cycle. A pattern of behavior that you can literally map out because there so low IQ and easy to predict. I think I found Kevin’s pattern.

step 1: “goddess in Hecking horny 🥵, I goshing hope some cuties come stuff me uwu”

step 2: “just tired to masterbate again but couldn’t 🙃… that’s normal for #girlslikeus right guys? “

step 3: “look at this limited addition BLM-308484x transformer special import from a prison camp in Japan🤩! Really happy to of ordered it early and paid the additional 89$ priority delivery”

step 4: “kill all cops, burn down the pipelines and force breed with cis whores 🤬

step 1: repeat

this is still a work in progress. Step three and four are kind of interchangeable and I may need to add a step for thirst posting/flirting although I think step one kind of covers that
 
Late, but wow, Rioley’s sister was Alice and the Glass Lake?She had talent. IIRC she toured with Fleetwood Mac.

Then there’s…. Brett. Damn.
I most likely missed this earlier, but any thoughts on Rioley trying to morph into his dead sister? There’s been speculation that KevKev was copying his own sister’s identity, so nothing would surprise me.
 
step 1: “goddess in Hecking horny 🥵, I goshing hope some cuties come stuff me uwu”

step 2: “just tired to masterbate again but couldn’t 🙃… that’s normal for #girlslikeus right guys? “

step 3: “look at this limited addition BLM-308484x transformer special import from a prison camp in Japan🤩! Really happy to of ordered it early and paid the additional 89$ priority delivery”

step 4: “kill all cops, burn down the pipelines and force breed with cis whores 🤬

step 1: repeat

this is still a work in progress. Step three and four are kind of interchangeable and I may need to add a step for thirst posting/flirting although I think step one kind of covers that
step 2½:"ah heck, another unexpected medical bill came up. any help folks could give would be heckin' appreciated. i think, gosh, $89 would cover it."
 
Hello friends, many blessings.

Kindness has moved to the Tranch thread, and now has her own thread.

In this short of time, Bonnie has (Twitter) dumped Sky.

Bonnie has removed Sky from his bio. Classic tale of bros turning on each other once a bit of pussy gets involved.
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Kevin really is a gift to the Farms.
 
I love how the Tranch is burning around him and Kevin is still trying to coom. Keep at it little guy, he never will again but I'll give him he's committed.
I wish I had an ounce of the determination and drive that Kevin does. It would be admirable if his focus wasn’t on being a sexual degenerate retard.
 
Kevin's lifestyle likely has a greater ecological footprint than 99% of other humans on earth, and I will never get over the hypocrisy of those who are most fueling the demand for petroleum and petroleum products shitting on one of the safest ways to move it. What incentive do oil and gas companies, manufacturers, and transportation companies have to find eco-friendly ways to bring you your cheap plastic Chinese crap, Kevin? You're still going to buy it regardless.
 
Kev obviously seems to of way below average intelligence, but do you think it has occured to him yet that this woman could potentially seriously jeopadize the tranch's entire existence, or at least penny's (and therefore kev's) continued residency of it.
Kevin's not particularly good at thinking about long term consequences. He kicked his brother out of their apartment at the behest of his fiancée, permanently ruining their relationship (his brother won't talk to him anymore) only for his fiancée to dump him, move a new boyfriend in, and then also refuse to talk to Kevin ever again.
Kevin's also got a terrible theory of mind. He doesn't really care about Kindness being there or not being there (beyond maybe seething that she won't fuck him or maybe finding her a bit annoying), so he can't conceptualise why anyone else would care.
 
Woe is Kev, having to make a single fucking phone call to kickstart getting his taxpayer-funded moobish 'mommy milkers'. Maybe he'll try to get the adjustable implants where you can add/subtract saline to feed his inflation fetish? I mean there's a higher risk of infection and they don't look/feel as realistic but he's already larped his cock off so authenticity clearly isn't a priority.
 
Kevin's lifestyle likely has a greater ecological footprint than 99% of other humans on earth, and I will never get over the hypocrisy of those who are most fueling the demand for petroleum and petroleum products shitting on one of the safest ways to move it. What incentive do oil and gas companies, manufacturers, and transportation companies have to find eco-friendly ways to bring you your cheap plastic Chinese crap, Kevin? You're still going to buy it regardless.
This 100%.

Kevin is worse than most humans, not only in his consumption of plastic tat from China (which kevin isn’t the only person doing this and at least he does actually use the transformers) but he also buys 100% silicon dildos which he never ever uses because of his fetid ax wound.
Worse is that he uses diapers, diapers are easily one of the least environmentally friendly item you can buy. Now with baby easy rationalize this as a sort of necessary evil because you don’t wanna be cleaning up baby shit all the time. But kevin literally does this as his fetish.
 
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