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So given that Dave literally lives day to day with his finances, how many slow days in a row does he need to completely fuck him?

I'm guessing the trend would have to continue for a month since he spends so much on useless crap that he could lose like half his income and still be alright.

Realistically probably way less since we've already seen that WWE takes priority over every other expense, including his mortgage.
The way he thinks is probably along the lines of "Well I can afford these pulls tonight because the next couple streams are in the Hardcore Gaming Season™ and I'll make a bunch of tips" and then his account has barely anything in it or even goes red, hence the constant urgency. So yea, a week of slow days could potentially wreck him completely. He would at least have to start digging his snout into Kat's trough.
 
Hey Phil, instead of a tumbler you can try drinking in moderation.
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It does make one wonder what the endgame will have in store for Phil once he no longer can make money from streaming once the last whale abandons him.
I think, even without whales, he'd keep streaming. We joke about a future where Phil moves back in with his parents and keeps streaming, and yeah, it's funny, but I don't think it's an outrageous statement. I don't think he's exactly close to that point, Phil is awful with his spending and while he's having more slow days, he's still making a decent chunk of money and he manages to do the bare minimum to keep up with his essential payments. But, if we're talking years down the line, I could see it happening.
 
did this guy really just say he donates to charity
He’s probably just talking about when businesses ask if you want to round up to support whatever charity….of course you don’t mention that Phil, nobody does because it’s insignificant amounts usually

We’re already getting desperation tweets, the hardcore gaming season and he’s pleading on Twitter for people to show up tomorrow and contribute
 
We’re already getting desperation tweets, the hardcore gaming season and he’s pleading on Twitter for people to show up tomorrow and contribute
shows how much of a plan he has with his 13 year slong experience.
he can't keep up with the algorithm changes and ofc he can't invest into his stream not even $2.
when jumping from one platform to another he could advertise his channel and his livestreams and get a few thousands of viewers in the span of a few weeks by spending a few dollars.
he could just skip gin for a few weeks and have that money spent on advertisement.
he still thinks in terms of 2012's algorithm and gaymer culture where you could bare to watch a tv recorded by a camera and call it "content".
in comparison oyvey shapiro's sister, abby, had zero organic growth. she paid a shitload of money and now she's up to 100k subscribers and a decent viewing audience.
Phil's so retarded that he won't take advantage of advertisement to bring him in new whales, or at least some braindead retards to watch his raw unedited walking simulator footage.
no-normie talks about you phil, you gotta bring in the new meat somehow.
wake up retard.
 
Holy jesus he opens up his audio schedule with a straight beg, the gin is 100% going to be flowing tonight.

My hypothesis for why Phil instantly goes on maximum overbegging whenever he gets slow streams/days is that he is desperately afraid that there'll ever come a time when he'll have multiple slow days back to back.

So he immediately overcompensates with his begging because he knows the power of momentum in a streamer's life. Just like he had the vest streak, if he has multiple slow days in a row it may become the norm. And he's insanely afraid of it happening.
 
My hypothesis for why Phil instantly goes on maximum overbegging whenever he gets slow streams/days is that he is desperately afraid that there'll ever come a time when he'll have multiple slow days back to back.

So he immediately overcompensates with his begging because he knows the power of momentum in a streamer's life. Just like he had the vest streak, if he has multiple slow days in a row it may become the norm. And he's insanely afraid of it happening.
So instead of putting any of that money away he throws it into the fire, fuck at least gamblers have the chance of winning some money wtf do wwe gems fucking get you
 
Now you see how bad tips and SCs really are without [Retarded]. [Retarded] still had to tip $25 (1minuteman), $20 (Jack White), became an ultra supporter ($20), and a bunch of troll SCs. Loser stays a loser. Did Phil mention anything about [Retarded] not being a mod anymore?
My hypothesis for why Phil instantly goes on maximum overbegging whenever he gets slow streams/days is that he is desperately afraid that there'll ever come a time when he'll have multiple slow days back to back.
He knows how much money comes from [Retarded], knows he has no whales left, that's why he's freaking out over slow streams.
So instead of putting any of that money away he throws it into the fire, fuck at least gamblers have the chance of winning some money wtf do wwe gems fucking get you
You are getting it wrong. He was ready to put some money aside, but the trolls ruined everything, as always. Nothing he could do. It's not raining, he can't have rainy day funds.
 
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Already begging in advance of night stream

Hoooo Boi

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Is it me or even his begging tweets are getting lazier? Seems to me it used to be things like "if you like the stream and want to support me", "it's a bit slow" and "thanks in advance to all!". Now it's "if you can support me, give me money because it's slow. Appreciate it". Soon it will be "give money, stream slow!"
 
shows how much of a plan he has with his 13 year slong experience.
he can't keep up with the algorithm changes and ofc he can't invest into his stream not even $2.
when jumping from one platform to another he could advertise his channel and his livestreams and get a few thousands of viewers in the span of a few weeks by spending a few dollars.
he could just skip gin for a few weeks and have that money spent on advertisement.
he still thinks in terms of 2012's algorithm and gaymer culture where you could bare to watch a tv recorded by a camera and call it "content".
in comparison oyvey shapiro's sister, abby, had zero organic growth. she paid a shitload of money and now she's up to 100k subscribers and a decent viewing audience.
Phil's so retarded that he won't take advantage of advertisement to bring him in new whales, or at least some braindead retards to watch his raw unedited walking simulator footage.
no-normie talks about you phil, you gotta bring in the new meat somehow.
wake up retard.
As much as advertisement would help him, ads just bring people in for their first impression. What can be your first impression of DSP? Dead air and cringe music? A sideshow with him talking under it? Narrating what's on screen? The likelihood of a stranger staying on the stream is so much lower if they have a first impression like that.

When DSP says his streams are "interactive", he means he interacts with chat, not with the stream. Other streamers have different scenes, transitions, effects on the screen, a soundboard (not Dave's default clownboard), and ways they interact with the actual stream. Green screen can help a lot, you can change your backdrop based on what you're playing, change it to something when you hit a goal, etc.

DSP's stream has 2 layouts - begging and dead air. The Pre-stream slides how and the gaming one, which barely ever changes.

Why? He's lazy and stupid. He understands improvement as something that is directly related to spending money, while creativity and proactivity is more important. And money is a great excuse for him, since he "doesn't have it".

Now he wants to spend money on a PC, several of which he has already had issues with before. The dude hates playing on PC, complains about it being uncomfortable, having to set up stuff (pigs don't mix with computers) and went out of his way to randomly shit on gamers who play on a desktop.

This is his latest business venture to convince the remaining piglets to stick around, and that he wants to improve. So give him money to spend, so he can inevitably complain and go back to his own ways. One more PC in the storage room, one more green screen in the garage, in the end, he'll say you love it like this and support has been great. Best year ever. Things keep getting better, and if everything stays the way it is, maybe he'll be OK eventually.

But still tip him, it's been a slow day with only a few behind the scenes tips.
 
General consensus right now is that 1MinuteMan /BobbaJo / SilentBob is not OIC, but PlanetJeff, a big whale in the past. Why he just gives him $500 a month Behind The Scenes is beyond me.
OIC definitely tipped as them. It's more questionable when they do behind the scenes kahntributions, Phil can see who it is, he would probably point out someone is impersonating them. Phil pointed out "someone" was impersonating SilentBob when OIC tipped as him.
If there was a big delay between Phil going to Youtube and first 1MinuteMan/BobbaJo/SilentBob tips, then it's most likely [Retarded]. The behind the scenes tips are way too frequent now. I don't remember they being a thing till [Retarded] started to use those names.
 
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