Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

[Male Idiot]

No one can escape the DAWG, the big bad Dawg!

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Not gonna lie, a washed up TV star like Dog actually being the one to find the guy would be absolutely hilarious.

I'm going full tinfoil with it. This (i.e. Brian and Gabby being born, meeting, having a relationship, going on a shitty van trip and then getting murder-suicided) is all a gay-op by Dog to become relevant again and nobody is going to convince me otherwise.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

No, she didn't deserve this. Few people do. But yeah, I haven't really been following this outside of other people not shutting up about it to me. Still there's something about a country awash in violence like ours suddenly acting appalled the moment a young white women dies that strikes me as amazingly hypocritical. Never mind cynical and exploitative on the media's part.

The people most likely to be victims of violence in the US are minority men. Nobody gives a single shit. In fact I'll be even more cynical: if Petito was a fatty the media would have taken one look at her picture and decided it didn't care. The region she died in is host to hundreds of cases of missing indigenous women that aren't even being looked into, but this one white chick gets offed by her idiot boyfriend and suddenly there's a huge manhunt and they find her body in the space of a few days in the middle of the fucking wilderness.

The disparity in who we choose to care about as a society is truly, truly, fucking obvious. What happened to Petito is all the more tragic because that shit happens every single day, it just usually happens to poor brown people or white trash so nobody gives a crap.

>Brown people dying doesn't make the news

Because pointing out who kills them 95% of the time is racist.

 

[Art Kassul]

No, she didn't deserve this. Few people do. But yeah, I haven't really been following this outside of other people not shutting up about it to me. Still there's something about a country awash in violence like ours suddenly acting appalled the moment a young white women dies that strikes me as amazingly hypocritical. Never mind cynical and exploitative on the media's part.

The people most likely to be victims of violence in the US are minority men. Nobody gives a single shit. In fact I'll be even more cynical: if Petito was a fatty the media would have taken one look at her picture and decided it didn't care. The region she died in is host to hundreds of cases of missing indigenous women that aren't even being looked into, but this one white chick gets offed by her idiot boyfriend and suddenly there's a huge manhunt and they find her body in the space of a few days in the middle of the fucking wilderness.

The disparity in who we choose to care about as a society is truly, truly, fucking obvious. What happened to Petito is all the more tragic because that shit happens every single day, it just usually happens to poor brown people or white trash so nobody gives a crap.

The key here is that the perp is white, so the media is allowed to obsess over it. If any of those other non-white victims you mention were killed by a white man then maybe they'd get attention too.

The people most likely to be victims of violence in the US are minority men.

If it were white-on-nonwhite they'd get plenty of attention, but most is black-on-black, or often enough disproportionately black on white, violence, which for several decades has been a big no-no to report on.

missing indigenous women that aren't even being looked into,

Any examples of ones that were just ignored, not investigated?

if Petito was a fatty the media would have taken one look at her picture and decided it didn't care

Am I forgotten?

The disparity in who we choose to care about as a society is truly, truly, fucking obvious.

Yes, that is true.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Potential Happenings
It's hard to tell if it's Dog being Dog, but Dog finding him faster than the FBI or pigs would be hilarious. While hard to keep up-to-date, there have been several 'Brian' sightings from Anywhere, USA all the way up to Canada so far.

https://twitter.com/WFLAJosh/status/1442616152161542144
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Hrmm
https://twitter.com/BabyLyssaC/status/1442600551284232192
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Also, new statements from Brian's rents
https://twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/1442611650184589315
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God, I have never wanted anything more at this moment.

 

[AnOminous]

If you go out and stab a random (and I mean literally random, not even picking a 'random' enough target) person to death, as long as nobody saw you do it, the chances of you getting away with it are surprisingly high.

This is why even semi-competent serial killers generally get away with it for a while, at least until there are enough similar kills to generate a profile on them. And, of course, the basis of Alfred Hitchcock's movie Strangers on a Train.

It's hard to tell if it's Dog being Dog, but Dog finding him faster than the FBI or pigs would be hilarious. While hard to keep up-to-date, there have been several 'Brian' sightings from Anywhere, USA all the way up to Canada so far.

It would be even funnier if he found him, accidentally killed him, and then he turned out innocent.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Potential Happenings
It's hard to tell if it's Dog being Dog, but Dog finding him faster than the FBI or pigs would be hilarious. While hard to keep up-to-date, there have been several 'Brian' sightings from Anywhere, USA all the way up to Canada so far.

I'm going full tinfoil with it. This (i.e. Brian and Gabby being born, meeting, having a relationship, going on a shitty van trip and then getting murder-suicided) is all a gay-op by Dog to become relevant again and nobody is going to convince me otherwise.

Everyone we know is rooting for him, bless his heart. Dog catching Laundry would be a perfect redemption arc & career bookend.

 

[Bins]

Dogdate
Cops arrive, it is too spooky for them and leave. Will return when the sun can protect them.
https://twitter.com/WFLAJosh/status/1442642425290366977

FoxNews edited interview with Dog. Claims had the parents had two sets of reservations at the camping grounds. "3 people came in on the 6th, 2 people left on the 8th" is what he is going on.

It would be even funnier if he found him, accidentally killed him, and then he turned out innocent.

What would be funnier is, if all that happened, and then it turned out Gabby was alive still, and her parents where hiding her.

 

[Socrates]

Currently praying to god that we get a Ralph livestreaming Chris' arrest moment of Dog the bounty hunter incoherently growling at Brian Laundrie while he gets led to a squad car. Please, just this once let the funniest possibility happen.

 

[MunsterCheese]

Potential Happenings
It's hard to tell if it's Dog being Dog, but Dog finding him faster than the FBI or pigs would be hilarious.

I know we were all wondering where Brian's parents took him on his camping trip. Not a word of that in the media.

Now let's say you are a cop in the Florida county that is doing the fruitless search in the nature preserve. Or maybe the top sheriff in that county that is getting hammered in the press fur the budget expenditure. You know the cops in the suspected 2nd location isn't be well searched by the cops in that other county. Or you are a Fed who couldn't convince his boss to follow up on a lead. Or maybe there is something that cops & Feds are not legally allowed to do.

Yet here you have a whole additional experienced team of freelancers working for free and fame. Sure there is a glory hound as the front man. But he is what pays their bills.

The best case scenario is to catch him yourself. But the 2nd best case scenario is to have him get caught so that the public, press & budget stop pounding your ass so you can get to other work.

I bet a huge amount of Dog the Bounty hunter's tips & leads come from cops or Feds who were told 'no' by their boss.

Hell, even if Dog finds some better clues, it is enough justification to start searching another area as illustrated above.

 

[MunsterCheese]

That campground is on a Florida Key. A small set of connected islands. It has some good ground cover were he could hide for a short while if nobody was looking for him.

But if they were looking for him, they could scour that set of islands with a thorough volunteer man hunt in a day from end to end with police check points at his only land escape. He won't be living off the land or starting fires there.

Google Maps

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The absolute only reason that they would leave Brian there is if they either got him a boat or arranged someone to pick him up from there, probably by boat.

If he knows how to sail, a sailboat to Belize might be his best life. Cops down there won't bother you if you pay them off. And his parents did buy a new camper topper for their truck just for this.

If they bought a boat it would show up in the credit card statements, or some seller would have already tipped the police off about a boat sold for cash to his father. There is a boat ramp right across the street from the primitive campground. I don't think he could steal a boat on those islands without it being noticed quickly as no one is parking or storing their boats there.

I am now betting on the boat to South/Central America theory.

 

[Letora]

In OTHER news, saw this pop up and was actually legit surprised to see that a San Francisco news anchor got in trouble for the whole 'missing white woman' shit. It might be a conversation to be had, but I feel WHILE TALKING ABOUT THE WOMAN IN QUESTION is a tasteless place to do it. Was delighted to see this guy get some backlash, in California of all places.

News anchor suspended in dispute over Gabby Petito and women of color, report says.
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Apparently he wanted a segment of coverage basically questioning why she got so much coverage, which came off as rightfully insensitive.

They're so clearly just wanting to fire this guy, and after reading about him, I'd be wanting to get rid of this annoying turd too:

"The news anchor's suspension is his second this year, per The Mercury News. He was taken off the air in May after slurring and stumbling over his words while reading from a teleprompter, and he had only recently returned after an eight-week suspension."

"Somerville, who is white and has an adopted Black daughter, was said to have pushed back against management after being told his suggestion was 'inappropriate.'"

So he's a drunk who can't do his job, and adopted a black girl so he had the ability to pull the race card. Plus he's probably jealous that no one would care about his adopted uggo compared to if he had a pretty daughter like Gabby:

 

[three mint tea]

The disparity in who we choose to care about as a society is truly, truly, fucking obvious. What happened to Petito is all the more tragic because that shit happens every single day, it just usually happens to poor brown people or white trash so nobody gives a crap.

I agree with many of your points but I think there's more to this than just Gabby being a young and attractive white woman. She's a girl who left her mundane job to go on a cross-country trip with her famous boyfriend in order to kickstart her vlogging career. That's like the premise of a YA novel, it's a wish fulfillment fantasy many girls must have. This is why I think it's so easy for the media to sell this story, it's about the murder of their role model.

 

[Male Idiot]

I agree with many of your points but I think there's more to this than just Gabby being a young and attractive white woman. She's a girl who left her mundane job to go on a cross-country trip with her famous boyfriend in order to kickstart her vlogging career. That's like the premise of a YA novel, it's a wish fulfillment fantasy many girls must have. This is why I think it's so easy for the media to sell this story, it's about the murder of their role model.

She is anything but a role model and that is the fucktardedest of dreams to have.

 

[three mint tea]

She is anything but a role model and that is the fucktardedest of dreams to have.

I agree with you, I was only trying to say what I think makes certain people so invested in this case.

 

[MunsterCheese]

3/4ths of children 6-17 surveyed want to get involved in video production. 1/3rd specifically want to be a Youtuber when they grow up making now the top profession.

Children turn backs on traditional careers in favour of internet fame, study finds

FORGET driving a train or nursing the sick — today’s children yearn to become YouTubers and vloggers. They are turning their backs on traditional careers such as teaching or being a doctor. Instead…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Male Idiot]

3/4ths of children 6-17 surveyed want to get involved in video production. 1/3rd specifically want to be a Youtuber when they grow up making now the top profession.

Children turn backs on traditional careers in favour of internet fame, study finds

FORGET driving a train or nursing the sick — today’s children yearn to become YouTubers and vloggers. They are turning their backs on traditional careers such as teaching or being a doctor. Instead…

www.thesun.co.uk

Yeah, Chinese boys want to be astronauts, the westerners want to be Brian pre-thot patrolling.

 

[MunsterCheese]

As far as Gabby being a "thot," she was ridding around in her van with the guy she was engaged to be married to at the age of 22. Yes, they had kind of put their marriage plans on a bit of a hold. But they still considered themselves engaged. Sleeping with someone you are engaged to is not exactly on the thot scale in this day & age.

Edit to Add: Also no onlyfans. And this is the absolute spiciest picture I could find of her online. In the age of online whores. She ain't it.

 

[Youtube Celery]

Lotta simps and wine aunt spergs in this thread, with any luck Dog trips over a rock and busts his hot dog skinned ass and has to go back home so the non larpers can get on with it.

 

[Getting tard comed]

That campground is on a Florida Key. A small set of connected islands. It has some good ground cover were he could hide for a short while if nobody was looking for him.

But if they were looking for him, they could scour that set of islands with a thorough volunteer man hunt in a day from end to end with police check points at his only land escape. He won't be living off the land or starting fires there.

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Google Maps

Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps.

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The absolute only reason that they would leave Brian there is if they either got him a boat or arranged someone to pick him up from there, probably by boat.

If he knows how to sail, a sailboat to Belize might be his best life. Cops down there won't bother you if you pay them off. And his parents did buy a new camper topper for their truck just for this.

If they bought a boat it would show up in the credit card statements, or some seller would have already tipped the police off about a boat sold for cash to his father. There is a boat ramp right across the street from the primitive campground. I don't think he could steal a boat on those islands without it being noticed quickly as no one is parking or storing their boats there.

I am now betting on the boat to South/Central America theory.

For purposes in relation to an awesome story, I hope Brian is sailing to Belize as we speak and he makes it. That's some Hannibal Lector shit.