DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[NotValKilmer]

Maybe more "I got a lawyer so I need extra money guys!" bullshit as well.

I expect an opening rage stream trying to debunk the leaks again after so little 'positivity' yesterday.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Lolol! Remember when Machinima politely told him “Mr. Burnell, we’d greatly appreciate it if you could stick to your designated contact person and not email everyone several times a day?”

And Phil responded by RAGEQUITTING the company he sucked the cawk of just weeks before, for that dastardly insult? And because the CEO of Machinima didn’t immediately email him with an apology and a head on a stake?!

Wonder how much that explosion of narc rage ultimately cost him. Probably a pretty penny.

Oh no no no, it was much, much funnier. He admitted to telling Machinima that if those NUDNIKS don't treat him like the ROYALTY he is, he doesn't want to be with them anymore, he said that this is what he said in black and white writing in his email. Then when they actually shitcanned him, he fucking panicked. The tweets and 2 videos he put out after he got shitcanned has many funny quotes and mid-stream retcons, from him getting shitcanned, to him leaving, to them mutually deciding that it's best they terminate his contract. There were about half a dozen restaurant analogies and I think the term "mutually blindsided but it was expected" was used while referring to him getting shitcanned. That was also the stream where he claimed that after high school he was in line to attend multiple Ivy League schools but those fucking niggers took his spots. As we all know, even if Dave were part-eggplant his 85 IQ ass still wouldn't have gotten a spot at an Ivy League school.

Speaking of quotes that his post-shitcan videos spawned, this one is my favorite

 

[N0thingICanDo]

If Kat was smart that money in her bank account is emergency money to drop Phil and get a quick divorce if things get worst. Have Phil pay the daily bills and then save enough to leave when she eventually finds a better situation. Because we all know if things get tough Kat probably isn't sticking around. A marriage of convenience only works if it's convenient for both parties. Phil is to stupid and greedy to comprehend giving Kat a reason to stick around.

You can most definitely say Kat is not smart

No smart person will put this abomination next you while your sleep, just saying, she is most definitely retarded

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Yes, he’s lazy and stalls and takes all the breaks he can, but he’s fucking streaming twice a day six days a week. He almost never takes time off or decides to skip a stream because he doesn’t feel like it.

that's more to do with the fact he can't afford to skip a stream due to having spent everything he made on the previous stream.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

OIC definitely tipped as them. It's more questionable when they do behind the scenes kahntributions, Phil can see who it is, he would probably point out someone is impersonating them. Phil pointed out "someone" was impersonating SilentBob when OIC tipped as him.
If there was a big delay between Phil going to Youtube and first 1MinuteMan/BobbaJo/SilentBob tips, then it's most likely [Retarded]. The behind the scenes tips are way too frequent now. I don't remember they being a thing till [Retarded] started to use those names.

It seems pretty obvious that you're OIC is just trying to cause confusion with usernames to further aid DSP's "trolls are always wrong" narrative by posting under several accounts here and impersonating stream regulars with his tips. It's not clever to anyone with an IQ over 95.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Lolol! Remember when Machinima politely told him “Mr. Burnell, we’d greatly appreciate it if you could stick to your designated contact person and not email everyone several times a day?”

And Phil responded by RAGEQUITTING the company he sucked the cawk of just weeks before, for that dastardly insult? And because the CEO of Machinima didn’t immediately email him with an apology and a head on a stake?!

Wonder how much that explosion of narc rage ultimately cost him. Probably a pretty penny.

As for work ethic, I’d actually make the argument that Phil has a pretty solid work ethic!

Yes, he’s lazy and stalls and takes all the breaks he can, but he’s fucking streaming twice a day six days a week. He almost never takes time off or decides to skip a stream because he doesn’t feel like it.

Then again, that mentality is also one of his big problems: Phil thinks of what he does as a jawb!

There’s little need to improve or keep the audience happy. Phil puts in his “8 hours” and expects his 300$ in return. FUCKERS BETTER PAY UP! Phil has been busting his ass, where is his “paycheck”?!

What's hilarious is this reminds me of the very brief time OPL tried to do streaming. Basically uninteresting gameplay the whole time and then once he reached the end of the level, he simply demanded people give him $5.

However, given what we know of his finances, the reality is that he's only this "dedicated' to streaming more or less for his dopamine hit of gacha pulls. That's it. He simply just 'exists' and has zero other hobbies. Ultimately, his ideal life would just be sitting in his house with infinite alcohol, food delivery on demand (for free), and doing fuck all except rolling digital slots for sweaty half naked muscle men he doesn't even technically own if he gets them. He's ultimately going to become the crotechety old man of the neighborhood the kids are scared of simply because he hates everyone and never leaves his house, provided he doesn't lose the house (which he's ultimately going to as well when he whammies into another bankruptcy as his addiction to gacha is unsustainable)

 

[Kosher Dill]

Wonder how much that explosion of narc rage ultimately cost him. Probably a pretty penny.

Wasn't that whole blow-up kind of at the twilight of the MCNs anyway?

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Wasn't that whole blow-up kind of at the twilight of the MCNs anyway?

Yeah it was but he was making so much more he could have tucked some away, or more realistically pulled his pud while eating fast food and pulling hogan for longer. Honestly what's weird is just bringing this up reminds me of how much less he begged back then. It's kind of stark how his idea of what twitch was, wasn't true (people clowning it up for donations, and begging nonstop, interrupting gameplay) yet it is 100% how he took on twitch and he was right, it's fucking terrible unwatchable garbage.

 

[Schizo Poster]

Speaking of quotes that his post-shitcan videos spawned, this one is my favorite

Too many memes came from that video, including the most infamous one of all...

 

[Pisstrooper]

You can most definitely say Kat is not smart

No smart person will put this abomination next you while your sleep, just saying, she is most definitely retarded

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I can't get over how much he looks like a literal warthog here. The chain makes him look like a sleazy dago-warthog rug salesman.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You can most definitely say Kat is not smart

No smart person will put this abomination next you while your sleep, just saying, she is most definitely retarded

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DSP wouldn't be out of place in a bara manga.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

You can most definitely say Kat is not smart

No smart person will put this abomination next you while your sleep, just saying, she is most definitely retarded

But, Phil has slipped a few times suggesting they sleep in separate bedrooms, and he's called her Mom about 10 times now.

Maybe Catherine is an Aspie genius that's played us all...

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP wouldn't be out of place in a bara manga.

Or a bar playing the local drunk pissing his pants.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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Massive cope

Funny, I open the PP thread and this is the first thing I see.

I was just thinking of DSP and other content creators who are shills and not the real deal like PP Brunell! 2 I follow on twitter had very similar things happen to them yesterday that have happened to professional victim PP Burnellio, he has a girlfriend in canada lawyer so he's illegal! you're illegal! This whole damn internet is illegal!

Doc yesterday....



PP, aside from those engagement numbers with open replies vs the PP echo chamber for 1, memba when one of PP's fans shared a loved one died.. I MEMBA! They were a liar and trying to take attention away from PP so PP banned them after shit talking them and getting the other like the 2 other wheelchairs in chat to dog pile the guy. It was a huge detractor conspiracy theory, and even though it just happened for everyone to see, he was making it up to get on drama stream.

But yeah that Doctor Bathroom what a shithead he's not as good as king pig roach just a paid shill who did illegal things.

Another is a smaller content creator who I don't want to be the one to connect him in anyway to this pig-tism khet getting black'd hole. He at mentioned wendy's, they served his friend a very rare nearly raw chicken sandwich, put a picture up. Made one reply asking wendy's to toss his friend a coupon or something otherwise the replies and the OP laughing about the situation. OP saying he wouldn't trade this memory for the world and how hilarious it was.

PP is STILL on the stupid fucking Bk sandwich...STILL, like he's got nothing except this one tweet he convinced himself regardless of context he's relevant on twitter cause of his engagement numbers.

Those damn paid shills who aren't real deal burnell...who has doen nothing but complain about how no one is giving him money he thinks he deserves, which just yesterdays streams he's gone 88 mphs with this guilt trip begging.

 

[TheTractor]

Monkey Ball is punishing in later levels regardless of the title. You need both reaction speed and a knowledge of how ball physics work at any given moment.

Phil literally has trouble with a game waiting for him to press a fucking button when prompted.

He can't cheese, brute force, have his hand held or read a guide either.

The simplest game design shines brightest on his shit reaction time and gin brain.

 

[Fapcop]

that's more to do with the fact he can't afford to skip a stream due to having spent everything he made on the previous stream.

Well here’s the thing: There’s an easy way to mitigate that: Spend less!

Am I saying DSP is a workaholic? Nope, he’s lazy and always can be counted on to take the path of least resistance.

But at least he has the work ethic to (try) and keep himself in the lifestyle he has come to believe he deserves.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

But at least he has the work ethic to (try) and keep himself in the lifestyle he has come to believe he deserves.

While this isn’t wrong to say, I may frame it a bit differently: it isn’t a matter of having work ethic so much as it is being literally addicted to living a certain way. If Dark actually had True & Honest work ethic it would be reflected in the quality of his gameplay vids themselves. It’s not that Phil knows he needs to work “hard” so much as it is that he knows he just needs to show up on stream twice a day and let the money roll in. Although by DSP standards, playing video games poorly in between Champions pulls is working pretty hard.

 

[Fapcop]

He can't cheese, brute force, have his hand held or read a guide either.

The simplest game design shines brightest on his shit reaction time and gin brain.

DSP is the kind of gentle, loving soul who’s rage and yell at Pac-Man.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

While this isn’t wrong to say, I may frame it a bit differently: it isn’t a matter of having work ethic so much as it is being literally addicted to living a certain way. If Dark actually had True & Honest work ethic it would be reflected in the quality of his gameplay vids themselves. It’s not that Phil knows he needs to work “hard” so much as it is that he knows he just needs to show up on stream twice a day and let the money roll in. Although by DSP standards, playing video games poorly in between Champions pulls is working pretty hard.

His narcissism plays a big role as well. He's better than the people who have the jobs he could actually be hired for. Menial, low-skilled labor. He can't say it that way of course since those are his wheelchairs (not to mention wife). He's a world-famous celebrity for crying out loud!

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Funny, I open the PP thread and this is the first thing I see.

I was just thinking of DSP and other content creators who are shills and not the real deal like PP Brunell! 2 I follow on twitter had very similar things happen to them yesterday that have happened to professional victim PP Burnellio, he has a girlfriend in canada lawyer so he's illegal! you're illegal! This whole damn internet is illegal!

Doc yesterday....

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PP, aside from those engagement numbers with open replies vs the PP echo chamber for 1, memba when one of PP's fans shared a loved one died.. I MEMBA! They were a liar and trying to take attention away from PP so PP banned them after shit talking them and getting the other like the 2 other wheelchairs in chat to dog pile the guy. It was a huge detractor conspiracy theory, and even though it just happened for everyone to see, he was making it up to get on drama stream.

But yeah that Doctor Bathroom what a shithead he's not as good as king pig roach just a paid shill who did illegal things.

Another is a smaller content creator who I don't want to be the one to connect him in anyway to this pig-tism khet getting black'd hole. He at mentioned wendy's, they served his friend a very rare nearly raw chicken sandwich, put a picture up. Made one reply asking wendy's to toss his friend a coupon or something otherwise the replies and the OP laughing about the situation. OP saying he wouldn't trade this memory for the world and how hilarious it was.

PP is STILL on the stupid fucking Bk sandwich...STILL, like he's got nothing except this one tweet he convinced himself regardless of context he's relevant on twitter cause of his engagement numbers.

Those damn paid shills who aren't real deal burnell...who has doen nothing but complain about how no one is giving him money he thinks he deserves, which just yesterdays streams he's gone 88 mphs with this guilt trip begging.

Good ol WarDogLeader, once I booted his ass out of chat he just disappeared forever with his tail between his legs rite guyz?
Oh, he now cohosts a big detractor stream with a known shithead see guys I told you he was a detractor all along haw haw haw