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- Sep 20, 2021
For fans of sadcringe, client twitter is incredible. Men like Russ are so common, they just don't tend to result in court cases as often so fly under the radar.
There are loads of guys who have entire accounts dedicated to being long term hobbyists, twitter is full of Greeresque dudes whose whole lives revolve around paying for sex. I'll chuck in some links to threads I've already done below.
The common tropes include but are not limited to:
- trying to befriend their fellow punters in lieu of any other unpaid social interaction in their lives - I've even seen "client meet ups" advertised, i love imagining these dudes all just hanging out at a bar awkwardly comparing notes on being unfuckable enough to pay for sex because they have nothing else in common
- moaning about their frigid bitch wives who will never understand how hard it is to be a horny 58 year old man with ED who wants to shag teenagers
- trying to impress hookers by boasting about what an incredible gentleman they are as if we actually treat it like dating instead of just being fine as long as they pay us, wash their arses and don't murder us
- absorbing the bullshit compliments we give them so deeply that they try and become hookers themselves
They pride themselves on being the bestest most gentlemanly client ever and they definitely made her cum 5 times and if you think otherwise you're just jealous of their special connection. They rarely use the phrase "sex workers" - it's always "professional girlfriend" or "companion" or "service provider" and expect nothing but asspats and praise for treating their lady right. Like Russ, they love to describe themselves as a "supporter" of sex worker rights but have only ever given money to hookers in exchange for getting their peepees wet and have never donated to or supported any actual organisations that do shit to help. Pointing out that they're just a consumer of a service or asking why they don't describe themselves as a supporter of barbers is normally met with a block.
A typical post you'll see:
They're desperate to feel like they've got a genuine connection with us, and think that they actually have skills and talents that bring value to our lives outside of their money. They often are writing books/blogs or have websites about their experiences as if the world has anything to gain from them lol.
Quick example guy that I just found since my old burner with a list of my faves has been suspended and I can't remember any of their usernames off the top of my head
Manifest this hustle
He thinks that other clients are gonna pay him $500 to ask the hooker they're booking what restaurants and spas they like. And said hooker will be super happy with him making $450 by being some sort of pimp matchmaker event planner when she could just tell her client directly what she wants and get him to spend that $500 on another booking. Delusion.
My faves are the ones who try to become straight male escorts.
"You should be paying me!" is a commonly heard phrase from the typical ruddy-faced mortgage broker who is utterly convinced that he made you cum by slobbering on your flaps for 2 minutes but these ones actually go the whole hog and fully start cosplaying as hookers.
After they've paid enough women to pretend they're good in bed, some clients can actually start to truly believe it & will advertise their services, thinking it'll save them money at the very least cause then they'll get free sex, and also giving them the chance to pretend that they're our colleagues/allies instead of clients so they can expect more free attention than before, just like Russ.
Any. Any sex will do. Anything at all. He's not fussy. Just give him a warm body to thumb his chode into and he's satisfied! No men tho cause he's not gay and would NEVER have sex with someone he wasn't attracted to for money, the idea is unthinkable!
They will then to proceed to post terrible, grainy pictures of themselves in skidmarked Yfronts, copying the same coquettish, seductive poses that female escorts tend to do without any hint of understanding that their target market is not going to swoon at seeing their hairy backs arched as they perch on their haunches in a Premier Inn, and copying actual hooker's rates as if the average bored housewife is just gagging to pay £400 to suck off a first line IT support guy named Darren who can't even get his own wife to shag him.
They'll advertise to the very same escorts that they've paid in the past, thinking that we had such a great time during the booking we would not only do it again for free, we would actually pay THEM for the privilege, or ask us if we'd be willing to promote that they're available for duos with us. No gay stuff tho, they always wanna advertise themselves as a bull.
Thread on one - https://twitter.com/WhoreBitter/status/1349666990558998531?s=20
They'll often write fake reviews for themselves and never seem to realise that it's obvious to everyone except other clients that the reviews were written by a bloke too. Just go on any hooker site and do a search for straight male escorts, there's thousands of them, each even more hilariously inept and repulsive than the last. If they have feedback/reviews pay attention to whether the reviewer is listed as "offering services" or "seeking services" because these doofuses will use their client accounts and just rebrand them on some sites, pretending the feedback they got from a hooker that says "wow amazing sexy time with a handsome friendly guy" is actually from a female client who paid them.
www.gentlemen4hire.com
This whole blog is all made up, there's lots of sites like this which just exist to get idiots to sign up and pay £30 a month to be listed thinking they're gonna be Magic Mike when they're not even at the level of being Deuce Bigalow.
Thread with some of my fave bits - https://twitter.com/WhoreBitter/status/1349688129268178945?s=20
They have completely unrealistic ideas of what female clients would actually want in a booking, like this guy who includes 12 different types of blowjob in his list of offered services, and a lapdance. No, not him giving the woman a lapdance. He thinks a woman will pay him for the honour of giving HIM a lapdance. You have to be over 16 though! https://twitter.com/WhoreBitter/status/1337376715916668929?s=20
OK I'll stop there because I could chat about how funny these guys are for daysss but I hope this elicited a few chuckles at least
The common tropes include but are not limited to:
- trying to befriend their fellow punters in lieu of any other unpaid social interaction in their lives - I've even seen "client meet ups" advertised, i love imagining these dudes all just hanging out at a bar awkwardly comparing notes on being unfuckable enough to pay for sex because they have nothing else in common
- moaning about their frigid bitch wives who will never understand how hard it is to be a horny 58 year old man with ED who wants to shag teenagers
- trying to impress hookers by boasting about what an incredible gentleman they are as if we actually treat it like dating instead of just being fine as long as they pay us, wash their arses and don't murder us
- absorbing the bullshit compliments we give them so deeply that they try and become hookers themselves
They pride themselves on being the bestest most gentlemanly client ever and they definitely made her cum 5 times and if you think otherwise you're just jealous of their special connection. They rarely use the phrase "sex workers" - it's always "professional girlfriend" or "companion" or "service provider" and expect nothing but asspats and praise for treating their lady right. Like Russ, they love to describe themselves as a "supporter" of sex worker rights but have only ever given money to hookers in exchange for getting their peepees wet and have never donated to or supported any actual organisations that do shit to help. Pointing out that they're just a consumer of a service or asking why they don't describe themselves as a supporter of barbers is normally met with a block.
A typical post you'll see:
They're desperate to feel like they've got a genuine connection with us, and think that they actually have skills and talents that bring value to our lives outside of their money. They often are writing books/blogs or have websites about their experiences as if the world has anything to gain from them lol.
Quick example guy that I just found since my old burner with a list of my faves has been suspended and I can't remember any of their usernames off the top of my head
He thinks that other clients are gonna pay him $500 to ask the hooker they're booking what restaurants and spas they like. And said hooker will be super happy with him making $450 by being some sort of pimp matchmaker event planner when she could just tell her client directly what she wants and get him to spend that $500 on another booking. Delusion.
My faves are the ones who try to become straight male escorts.
"You should be paying me!" is a commonly heard phrase from the typical ruddy-faced mortgage broker who is utterly convinced that he made you cum by slobbering on your flaps for 2 minutes but these ones actually go the whole hog and fully start cosplaying as hookers.
After they've paid enough women to pretend they're good in bed, some clients can actually start to truly believe it & will advertise their services, thinking it'll save them money at the very least cause then they'll get free sex, and also giving them the chance to pretend that they're our colleagues/allies instead of clients so they can expect more free attention than before, just like Russ.
Any. Any sex will do. Anything at all. He's not fussy. Just give him a warm body to thumb his chode into and he's satisfied! No men tho cause he's not gay and would NEVER have sex with someone he wasn't attracted to for money, the idea is unthinkable!
They will then to proceed to post terrible, grainy pictures of themselves in skidmarked Yfronts, copying the same coquettish, seductive poses that female escorts tend to do without any hint of understanding that their target market is not going to swoon at seeing their hairy backs arched as they perch on their haunches in a Premier Inn, and copying actual hooker's rates as if the average bored housewife is just gagging to pay £400 to suck off a first line IT support guy named Darren who can't even get his own wife to shag him.
They'll advertise to the very same escorts that they've paid in the past, thinking that we had such a great time during the booking we would not only do it again for free, we would actually pay THEM for the privilege, or ask us if we'd be willing to promote that they're available for duos with us. No gay stuff tho, they always wanna advertise themselves as a bull.
Thread on one - https://twitter.com/WhoreBitter/status/1349666990558998531?s=20
They'll often write fake reviews for themselves and never seem to realise that it's obvious to everyone except other clients that the reviews were written by a bloke too. Just go on any hooker site and do a search for straight male escorts, there's thousands of them, each even more hilariously inept and repulsive than the last. If they have feedback/reviews pay attention to whether the reviewer is listed as "offering services" or "seeking services" because these doofuses will use their client accounts and just rebrand them on some sites, pretending the feedback they got from a hooker that says "wow amazing sexy time with a handsome friendly guy" is actually from a female client who paid them.
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Thread with some of my fave bits - https://twitter.com/WhoreBitter/status/1349688129268178945?s=20
They have completely unrealistic ideas of what female clients would actually want in a booking, like this guy who includes 12 different types of blowjob in his list of offered services, and a lapdance. No, not him giving the woman a lapdance. He thinks a woman will pay him for the honour of giving HIM a lapdance. You have to be over 16 though! https://twitter.com/WhoreBitter/status/1337376715916668929?s=20
OK I'll stop there because I could chat about how funny these guys are for daysss but I hope this elicited a few chuckles at least
