Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[desudesu]

To my dismay, fatty's not dead. He's back to Karening on Facebook again.

Also, Fatty is gorging on cream cheese for his next video

 

[Doctor of Autism]

To my dismay, fatty's not dead. He's back to Karening on Facebook again.

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Also, Fatty is gorging on cream cheese for his next video

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I missed his dumb boomer posts. They bring out some of the more retarded takes Jack makes

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[Kermit Jizz]

I missed his dumb boomer posts. They bring out some of the more retarded takes Jack makes

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Is he talking about TT Go? I fully endorse shitting on that show.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Is he talking about TT Go? I fully endorse shitting on that show.

Yes also he’s a supposedly a very old man in his 40s-50s and he’s watching shows for toddlers and gets angry about them

 

[Aaway]

I missed his dumb boomer posts. They bring out some of the more retarded takes Jack makes

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55 year old man spends his days on the couch watching blues clues and teen titans, posting on facebook, and getting driven to restaurants to film himself eat food that his mother wife buys for him

btw, remember how jack claimed that he does still drive on the live chats a while back? still haven't seen any evidence of him driving a car since before his last stroke

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Is he talking about TT Go? I fully endorse shitting on that show.

Yeah he was pissy since they made a illuminati joke. Which dude you're 50 and dying you got bigger fish to fry.

 

[stets]

Stoke brain didn’t even bother filming anything new. It’s literally a reupload with some shitty 2004-era video editing effects added.

It’s actually pretty remarkable to watch this and see how far Jack has fallen even since the move - I think this was originally one of the earliest videos in the new house. He’s still relatively normal in this where now he’s just a broken husk of a person.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

So I actually tried that chipotle "brisket" today...

Same flavorless sysco foods meat product as everything else they serve. "smokey flavor"? He must have been having a mini-stroke in that video. Was it vile? No, not really. But describing it in any way positive? For someone who owns a bunch of smokers and supposedly knows how to bbq(we know damn well he doesn't), that would be a fucking embarrassment coming from anyone else.

As I said earlier it was chemically treated and that "smokey" flavor is from liquid smoke or some other agent like smoked paprika.

But this is Mushbrain we're talking about. He's a slave to all things of a meat like nature and is the perfect fast food consumer because he will eat anything if it's new.

55 year old man spends his days on the couch watching blues clues and teen titans, posting on facebook, and getting driven to restaurants to film himself eat food that his mother wife buys for him

btw, remember how jack claimed that he does still drive on the live chats a while back? still haven't seen any evidence of him driving a car since before his last stroke

He can't drive. His right leg is paralyzed like his right arm. Anytime you see him walking, which he tries to edit out of every video, his right leg is stiff and he's practically dragging it forward with every step. So he can't work the pedals unless he's using his left foot in which case his right foot is getting in the way and let's hope he's driving automatic.

Yeah he was pissy since they made a illuminati joke. Which dude you're 50 and dying you got bigger fish to fry.

Of course he believes they're real. Why wouldn't he?

 

[p1138]

As I said earlier it was chemically treated and that "smokey" flavor is from liquid smoke or some other agent like smoked paprika.

But this is Mushbrain we're talking about. He's a slave to all things of a meat like nature and is the perfect fast food consumer because he will eat anything if it's new.


He can't drive. His right leg is paralyzed like his right arm. Anytime you see him walking, which he tries to edit out of every video, his right leg is stiff and he's practically dragging it forward with every step. So he can't work the pedals unless he's using his left foot in which case his right foot is getting in the way and let's hope he's driving automatic.


Of course he believes they're real. Why wouldn't he?

I used quotes for a reason, there wasn't any "smokey flavor" lol. I did afterall call it a "flavorless sysco foods meat product". Don't get me wrong, I didn't try this shit because of Jack, I was actually near one and wanted lunch so I figured wtf not.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Stoke brain didn’t even bother filming anything new. It’s literally a reupload with some shitty 2004-era video editing effects added.

It’s actually pretty remarkable to watch this and see how far Jack has fallen even since the move - I think this was originally one of the earliest videos in the new house. He’s still relatively normal in this where now he’s just a broken husk of a person.

Next tier laziness this week I see. He’ll still fuck it up.

 

[Aaway]

Stoke brain didn’t even bother filming anything new. It’s literally a reupload with some shitty 2004-era video editing effects added.

It’s actually pretty remarkable to watch this and see how far Jack has fallen even since the move - I think this was originally one of the earliest videos in the new house. He’s still relatively normal in this where now he’s just a broken husk of a person.

LOL

well this is an entirely new level of laziness that even i wasn't expecting from him to be honest. cue the "it's great to see your arm working again, jack!" comments. i wonder if he'll be dumb enough to approve those

 

[Neko GF]

Stoke brain didn’t even bother filming anything new. It’s literally a reupload with some shitty 2004-era video editing effects added.

It’s actually pretty remarkable to watch this and see how far Jack has fallen even since the move - I think this was originally one of the earliest videos in the new house. He’s still relatively normal in this where now he’s just a broken husk of a person.

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[Adamska]

To my dismay, fatty's not dead. He's back to Karening on Facebook again.

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Rather hypocritical of Jack given how horribly obvious he treats God as the Ultimate Giver and how he tantrumed and demanded what friends he had left not die of the coof.

I get the feeling, especially since he went radio silent for a day or two, that he had a mild breakdown and crying fit when the false DMCA claim got revoked and he saw the notification. He probably prays often for God to smite Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man a lot in his more rage filled moments, which are definitely becoming more common.

Also, Fatty is gorging on cream cheese for his next video

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I remember making something like this once for a charity. It's definitely not something to eat if you're diabetic or have a failing gallbladder.

I missed his dumb boomer posts. They bring out some of the more retarded takes Jack makes

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"A true man doesn't lash out over the little things" ~ Jack Scalfani on himself not being a real man

Stoke brain didn’t even bother filming anything new. It’s literally a reupload with some shitty 2004-era video editing effects added.

It’s actually pretty remarkable to watch this and see how far Jack has fallen even since the move - I think this was originally one of the earliest videos in the new house. He’s still relatively normal in this where now he’s just a broken husk of a person.

Youtube notifying him his strike was removed and he was warned probably made him cry and not want to do anything. Either that or he pissed off Tammy WAY too much for her to want to help him for his shitty narcissism show after what he did in Vegas.

Outside chance is Tammy caught him buying food online and cut that avenue to save money, and he can't get away with it like he used to.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

55 year old man spends his days on the couch watching blues clues and teen titans, posting on facebook, and getting driven to restaurants to film himself eat food that his mother wife buys for him

btw, remember how jack claimed that he does still drive on the live chats a while back? still haven't seen any evidence of him driving a car since before his last stroke

How the hell should he drive anyway? The guy is so fucking fat and bloated he possibly can't even turn the wheel anymore, speciallly with one arm and with out a wheel spinner.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Outside chance is Tammy caught him buying food online and cut that avenue to save money, and he can't get away with it like he used to.

Mushbrain is going to make any recipe from here on in that only requires the use of one hand. Be prepared for extra lazy Jackoff from there on in.

Next week on Cooking with Jack, which ready to eat soup is the best?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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Uploading pre-stroke videos and here I am thinking he possibly couldn't get any lazier.

Next week on Cooking with Jack, which ready to eat soup is the best?

How many editing will it take to cut all the scenes form the video where he is drooling the soup all over his shirt.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

How many editing will it take to cut all the scenes form the video where he is drooling the soup all over his shirt.

We'll know by how many shirts he goes through as he films. So my guess is on three.

That's only because when he gets to Bacon & Bean he'll try to drink directly from the bowl and of course he'll spill it all over himself. He'll change from the Watermelon to the Grimace. And then when it's Steak & Potato he'll try to get a bit of everything, get a bigger spoon because he can't fit everything onto it and wind up spilling that. And finally he won't spill a drop when it's vegetable because he doesn't eat vegetables and only bought it to show us up.

 

[JackIsBlack]

When was the last time Senior didn’t ask for anything when all his life he literally had to be handed everything to him on a silver platter because he couldn’t do anything for himself. I am sure one of his bros helped him with the DJ business that was a pile of shit. A brother definitely helped with the sauce business, and it was their idea to start a YouTube cooking show as a way to promote it. We should have known from the start that this would all be a sham… it was legitimately all to plug his sauce. Senior is just a giant narcissist who, if he ever has given food to the homeless or his community, it was something that would make them ill.

Also, I would pay good money to see this retard attempt to drive around a mall parking lot right this second. Put him against a virgin driver for added lols.

 

[introman]

Next tier laziness this week I see. He’ll still fuck it up.

Vegas vlogs and hastily re-edited videos are going to be the bulk of your podcast for the next 4 months. I hope he throws in a microwave bacon cooker review or a pellet/smoker review as well.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

To my dismay, fatty's not dead. He's back to Karening on Facebook again.

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First of all, he's judging people with this post, and only God can judge, because He knows what's in our hearts.

Secondly, we are instructed in the Bible to ask God for the things we want.

And thirdly, I remember when he posted something about visiting properties which he wanted to buy so he could move to the countryside and saying "watch God do the work" or something, like he's bossing God around.

Jack's understanding of the Bible is really shallow. I think his Bible studies are just an excuse to eat.