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Jack just starts opening cans of campbell's soup and drinking them for his show... yeah, I can actually believe that.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Can't wait for him to describe them as "juicy" as though it's a revolutionary hot take.
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of course jack can't understand the concept of moderation. when it comes to food, addicts like jack only know how to stuff themselves into oblivion
the way he interacts with people on FB never fails to crack me up
the way he interacts with people on FB never fails to crack me up
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Jack re-up loading has to be first time I almost felt pity for him.
Ever see yourself as a kid or younging? Remember what it was like, 8 year old you didn't have bills, a full head of hair, was on soccer team what ever good your past had. Then you grow and have a good life and past has happy memories.
Jack has got worse and wiping his own ass is past him now.
He's truly well Jack so pity melted very fast but, man seeing old jack and what he is now is drastic.
His last FB ramblings are just strange, he can't even complain right.
Ever see yourself as a kid or younging? Remember what it was like, 8 year old you didn't have bills, a full head of hair, was on soccer team what ever good your past had. Then you grow and have a good life and past has happy memories.
Jack has got worse and wiping his own ass is past him now.
He's truly well Jack so pity melted very fast but, man seeing old jack and what he is now is drastic.
His last FB ramblings are just strange, he can't even complain right.
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Notice that eternal fat dieters always know best?
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I love how Jack basically implies carbs are healthy. I mean they can be, but given Jack doesn't believe in moderation there is no wonder why he is fat.
EDIT: Also the fact he doesn't believe in moderation is proof Jack never went on a diet (beyond the garbage he makes) since moderation is common diet advice that would be given.
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This sets a bad precedent. If he is capable of reuploading one old video and slapping a lazy banner over it, calling it new what is stopping him from doing this to his other videos?
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This just goes to show that Jack has always been a fatuous, fat headed fat man.
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It's even worse than that. There is no reason to reupload it since it wasn't even taken down by Youtube. He literally has the original video still up. Literally the only other difference is he removed the sponsorship
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He could reload his entire channel what's he gonna make enough for one mommy wife drive to burger king?
Aside him being lazy Jacks a narc he will host more of his binge eating and failure at kitchen duties.
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It's even a semi-competent cut-up. It's not the prettiest job, but I don't do much better to tell the truth.
He'll do how to microwave popcorn. And somehow, the popcorn will be black on the outside but squirt blood when he bites into it.
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I think everyone will agree that he’s really declined mentally. I mean, he was always pretty dumb, but now he has difficulty forming basic, coherent thoughts.
I think in his stroke-addled state, he’s completely incapable of coming up with new ideas. His body is so broken that even standing, stirring, and talking is too physically taxing. It’s been pointed out lately he’s redone videos for the 18th time (bacon cookers, spiralizers, cleaning a cutting board, hanging gardens, etc.) to try to recapture lightening in a bottle to get views again.
I think he’s decided to just say “Fuck it, I won’t make any more content” and just re-edit and reupload shit instead. I still think he’ll make new, dumb videos, but we’re probably going to get more reuploads added into the mix. The choice of the chicken video is curious, though. The original only had 11K views, so it’s not like it was a runaway hit.
The amusing side effect of reuploading the old stuff is that it makes it very apparent how completely incompetent he is now. In today’s video, he clearly knows what the giblet bag is - he identifies it and sets it aside. As recently as a few months ago, he didn’t have a clue what it was. He pulled it out, threw it on a baking sheet, and tossed it in the oven for a few hours. His mind is dying.
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maybe reuploading videos is his way of "getting back" at PCLM. interesting how this is the first time he's ever reuploaded a video and it comes the same day as the strikes getting taken down. wouldn't put it past him to sacrifice views just so he doesn't have to hear people say mean things about him. i suspect his weekly upload schedule will now consist of one CWJ reupload, one fat on the go, and one new CWJ video
"they can't make fun of me anymore if i just reupload old videos that they've already talked about"
"they can't make fun of me anymore if i just reupload old videos that they've already talked about"
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This is even dumber than you think since I've literally seen Jack argue that something he is eating isn't unhealthy because it doesn't have any carbs.
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Man he really has declined mentally then if he thinks carbs are fine, or he is lying and trying to make sugar look worse.
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To think we've reached the day where we can look back on the party cheese salad and say "remember when he was actually kind of competent".
If we could actually read Jack's mushbrain mind to confirm things, I'd be willing to bet a fairly large sum of money that Jack believes the standardized nutrition info labels on food products are part of a government conspiracy to rip people off by misrepresenting portion sizes. And proof of it(according to him) would involve him still being hungry after consuming "1 serving" of something.
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Maybe the reason his enemies aren't getting struck down with the ball cancer like Jack asks God each night is that he can't bring his hands together to pray correctly. He's gotta do some fetal position shit in bed and God's just like "the fuck is this. knock it off or I'll send stroke #3 your way"
Tammy probably took away his credit card again after she figured out Jacko was ordering gay porn (again). You know porn sites don't bill your card with the actual site name. It's usually something inconspicuous like "Enterprise Unlimited" or "Real Time Solutions, Inc". Or "Lolcow LLC"
Jacko CAN drive, he just needs to find another seatbelt extender to chain to the first two. He's all about safety behind the wheel.