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hundredthousand said:
Dude, give him a break. He has a stressful life.

  • Plays video games all day at home in his pajamas
  • Has to get up at around 10:30
  • Leaves the house 4 times a month
  • Doordashes every meal
  • Hasn't spoken to a real person except his wife and parents in years
  • Has no kids
  • Had his debt wipe cleaned

Try putting yourself in his shoes. This man has a 10x more difficult and stressful life than any one of us here.
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You're not wrong. If I woke up and I was Phil I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it, murder suicide style. I couldn't take being Phil for a nano second.
 
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Fragarach said:
Phil claims he cleans and wipes down his headphones weekly...maybe I'm just a filthy animal, but I've literally never cleaned my headphones. Is that a thing? Do people actually clean headphones like that and does it actually do anything?
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Same, I seldom wipe them and down and I've never had problems. I've said it before, but I think the ear infections were from him going number two and not washing his hands. Kids tend to get ear infections like that because they go potty, don't wash hands, and then later on stick their fingers in the ear to scratch an itch.
 
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the khat quaffer said:
You're not wrong. If I woke up and I was Phil I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it, murder suicide style. I couldn't take being Phil for a nano second.
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I’d at least hold my phone up to the camera for you fine folks to show you his wwe app on his phone. And take a walk around the snort fort with video.
Bc I care. Then the sweet sweet suicide comes. UUUuURRzrRp!! Excuse me! Sound good?
 
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When Phil says, "My stream isn't the place for drama. If you have a problem with someone (OIC doxxing mods) or me, this isn't the place for it and if I see it you'll be banned. It's like if you came into my sandwich shop and slapped the dick out of my mouth blah blah blah...." I don't understand where the appropriate place to bring up grievances with him is. His locked down Twitter? His dead honeypot forums? His stupid restaurant analogies only make sense if the owner just started screaming in your face and pushing you out the door with his sweaty noodle arms every time you tried to complain about Derich cum in your sandwich.
 
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Pisstrooper said:
When Phil says, "My stream isn't the place for drama. If you have a problem with someone (OIC doxxing mods) or me, this isn't the place for it and if I see it you'll be banned. It's like if you came into my sandwich shop and slapped the dick out of my mouth blah blah blah...." I don't understand where the appropriate place to bring up grievances with him is. His locked down Twitter? His dead honeypot forums? His stupid restaurant analogies only make sense if the owner just started screaming in your face and pushing you out the door with his sweaty noodle arms every time you tried to complain about Derich cum in your sandwich.
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You're meant to send an email to his hotmail account that definitely won't be ignored unless you sent him an apology message that he'll fap to
 
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Organized_Derailment said:
After a few years of watching Phil talk about KF I decide to sign up and imagine my surprise when I don't see anybody here conspiring to break into Phil's house, steal his cat and shut off his electricity. So far I've seen mostly valid points raised against phil's antics, memes, and a whooooole lot of N bombs. very nice. sounds good to me.
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there is a special containment thread where you can LARP as undercover agents who are on a mission to destroy Phil's life, but it's more about sneaking into his house to fart on his pillow and ppl arguing over whose turn it is with the playboy magazine

Phil thinks it's real though
 
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the khat quaffer said:
You're not wrong. If I woke up and I was Phil I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it, murder suicide style. I couldn't take being Phil for a nano second.
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I've actually thought about what I would do if I were Phil for 24 hours, to the point where I nearly made a thread about it.

- Go to bed at 12:00 AM, no fucking gin or Taco Bell
- Wake up, shower, shave, put on clean and sensible clothes
- Go on stream, announce that there will be no games today. Confess to a lifetime of toxic behavior, alcoholism, WWE Champions, grifting, neglect of family and friends. Streams may be temporarily put on hold while things get sorted out.
- Spend the day reaching out to former friends and colleagues, apologizing for past transgressions and attempt to mend fences. Have a long talk with Kat about where the relationship stands.
- Look for an actual job. Apply to fast food and retail places like a sensible person.
- Give in to gay feelings and download Grindr, possibly score a date that very night.

The best part would be when Phil's consciousness is restored to his body at the end of the day and he has absolutely no memory of what happened or what is now expected of him.
 
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Jazz never died! said:
All the detractors are cringe. If you dedicate whole posts and time on a fat fuck who censors his chat and plays games badly. Then your a lolcow.
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If you think all he does is play games poorly you literally don't know shit. There wouldn't be 9562 pages of posts if all he did was play games badly.
 
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Jazz never died! said:
All the detractors are cringe. If you dedicate whole posts and time on a fat fuck who censors his chat and plays games badly. Then your a lolcow.
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I wouldn't say all detractors are cringe and lolcows but some definately are. The "4D trolls" like OIC or BSV who throw thousands to get on Phil's good side just to make some grandiose exit and come here to post "behind-the-scenes" information that ultimately ends up to being little to nothing I reserve that statement for.

To me, there isn't much more information you could squeeze out of Phil nowadays after these bank leaks. He doesn't do much else but blow money at home and play video games. The only things left are his ex or wife make some damning video or he's finally thrown off Youtube for some hilarious reason.
 
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DZoomer said:
Who the fuck is this GameTrekker? 37 total tips, 35 from him. Is he an old supporter, or just another sock account from some retarded whale?
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Mentioned in the Tard containment, could be a sock, the YouTube channel is from '06 and has no videos. So your guess is as good as mine.
 
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It's crazy how much Phil thinks the game he's playing impacts his streams. He just admitted to things being slow financially, but then says he's not worried because there's new releases on the way!

Phil could have 100,000 viewers on his next stream but he'd never retain them with his guilt-tripping, begging, and toxic tantrums.
 
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DZoomer said:
Who the fuck is this GameTrekker? 37 total tips, 35 from him. Is he an old supporter, or just another sock account from some retarded whale?
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Apparently he's some weird fucker that writes Kirby fanfic.

gametrekker.tumblr.com

Tried to do a thing here once.

You can call me GameTrekker. GT for short. I'm currently figuring out what to do with this blog.
gametrekker.tumblr.com gametrekker.tumblr.com

How does DSP attract these weirdos?
 
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Organized_Derailment said:
It's crazy how much Phil thinks the game he's playing impacts his streams. He just admitted to things being slow financially, but then says he's not worried because there's new releases on the way!

Phil could have 100,000 viewers on his next stream but he'd never retain them with his guilt-tripping, begging, and toxic tantrums.
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the constant sperg outs about his chat having too much fun on their own without him being involved would instantly send anyone away, ban or no
 
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