Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

He must be listening to the voices in the wind.

He's so easy to manipulate; we start talking about how he's really a fascist based on the definition of the word and his own behavior, I post a video telling him he's wrong about what fascism is, comments on the video echo what's here, fatty rapid fire posts a bunch of shit about how he's communist and a "comrade".

 

[Tempered Glass]

So if younger women aged 19+ don't want to date a broke, fat, autist living on welfare then it's somehow their fault for not wanting to do so?

How about you stop being an old creeper, clean yourself up, shave, get a real job and find a woman closer to your own age and stop creeping on the kids.

That's too hard for people like that.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

I see you already have #1.

#2: I do not recall this vid. Lucas playing with his tit, making a cartoonish face, and offering Gen Z a milkshake? I recall that.

#3. I fear the original is lost. The legendary noodle incident occurred on or about October, 2020. I believe the video was posted to Lucas's old lucaswerner79 Instagram account, which has since been replaced by extendo2000. Thankfully, the great @klickitat has preserved this vital piece of Wern lore. https://youtu.be/tvdlvinuHBw . He/she/it may be able to provide more insight on the ultimate fate of the video.

Lacey is the best example of stalking behavior. Relatively short-lived, but intense while it lasted. That he hasn't visibly repeated this pattern baffles me. It seems that after being rebuffed, he moves on to his next target. The great thing about courting an entire generation is he doesn't fixate one particular girl for long, one she tells him: begone fat faggot.

Seems like Lucas' tropes of wiggers and flatbills was inspired by Lacie's entourage.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Communism, you in your cars, numbers on a screen, pollution, you might be with your chick, I don't have a chick because I don't have a job, and no one tells me the location and I can't afford to go there but this communist dude is a dude we want to fuck, I don't know do I have to be self deprecating like the capitalists want me to be. Under communism we are all comrades. Socialist China, socialist Russia oh Romania, oh Russia people liked it better back then fairer than America.
(Trying to bullet point his rambling screed)

Spoiler: Tears For Fears: Lucas Shout

Shout, shout, let it all out
Zooms are a thing I can’t live without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on (x2)

In deadbeat times
Your shoes are going to lose their soles
In cold dark nights
They really, really ought to know
Your one track mind
They took you for a lurking boy
Kiss them goodbye
You shouldn't have to creep for joy
You shouldn't have to (Shout, shout) creep for joy

Let it all out
Zooms are a thing I can’t live without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on

They gave you life
And in return you gave them Hell
A doldrum life
I hope we get to watch you fail
I hope we get to (Shout, shout) watch you fail

Let it all out
Zooms are a thing I can’t live without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on (x3)

And when you've taken down your guard
If I could change your mind
I'd love to be your daddy tard
I'd love to fist your (Shout, shout) be your daddy tard

Let it all out
Zooms are a thing I can’t live without
(Love to be your daddy tard) Come on, I'm talking to you, come on

Shout, shout, let it all out
Zooms are a thing I can’t live without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on

 

[Burned CDs]

I have been following this dudes nonsense since June and had to make an account just for this. I felt bad because he's slightly crazy but hot damn, what a useless piece of shit he is. 1600 pages of someone refusing to change.

 

[Twrx]

He's completely turned into Phil. Same shit said over and over. Nothing but a broken record. He's no more communist than me. Everytime he has any amount of cash or a place to live, he does the same thing. He starts flashing it around, making videos, looking down his nose and constantly repeating how he is better than everyone else. He always has to be the victim, unless he has money and a place.

 

[Bassomatic]

Fat pedo pig can't into double standards or science

More YouTube fresh off presses

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

Fat pedo pig can't into double standards or science

More YouTube fresh off presses

Did you mean to link to SNL skit “Toonces the cat fails his driving test”? I mean, don’t get me wrong, everyone loves Steve Martin, bit I’m confused.

 

[Wernology]

He's gonna love this title.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Did you mean to link to SNL skit “Toonces the cat fails his driving test”? I mean, don’t get me wrong, everyone loves Steve Martin, bit I’m confused.

Toonces gets all the chicks cause he has a car.

Fucking oligarch!

 

[Bassomatic]

Did you mean to link to SNL skit “Toonces the cat fails his driving test”? I mean, don’t get me wrong, everyone loves Steve Martin, bit I’m confused.

What the sweet fuck? I have no idea how that happened. I haven't even thought of that skit in eons.

Either way; https://youtu.be/5jjy-Q2q8dQ

Lets try this again. Wern being the Wern

 

[Todd Weiss]

More people joining Wernology is a double-edged sword.

It's cool to have more people discovering him and laughing at him, but it also means there's gonna be more retards who could potentially give him money.

He's so easy to manipulate; we start talking about how he's really a fascist based on the definition of the word and his own behavior, I post a video telling him he's wrong about what fascism is, comments on the video echo what's here, fatty rapid fire posts a bunch of shit about how he's communist and a "comrade".

Listening to him seethe over nachos was fun.

Edit: spellin' werds is hard.

 

[Wernology]

Listing to him seethe over nachos was fun.

Maybe he'll sing another song about me soon.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

He's gonna love this title.

Caught something kind of interesting in his money, numbers on a screen schtick, he said listen to Alan Watts. Its funny when he reveals his sources for where he gets his big thoughts. Don't know who Alan Watts is tbh.

edit: also I think its funny he said nobody had to self-deprecate under Communism. Nikita Khrushchev survived Stalin's purges by playing the fool and court jester when he would get really drunk at Stalin's dinner parties and jump up on the table to dance to Ukrainian folk songs for the boss's amusement. He literally made it to leadership in large part due to self-deprecation and blending into any given situation like a chameleon.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Beware the Were-Wern, a fearsome yet skittish chimeric abomination in the form of a large beast with the upper torso of a silverback gorilla attached to the body of a walrus. Although you may smell this creature before you see it, please ignore the voices on the wind that herald its arrival and can often be heard from miles away, hollering about Communism and demanding a tribute of young women lest it deem you an unworthy Communist. Mostly found in the Pacific Northwest, however sightings have been reported in southern California.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Caught something kind of interesting in his money, numbers on a screen schtick, he said listen to Alan Watts. Its funny when he reveals his sources for where he gets his big thoughts. Don't know who Alan Watts is tbh.

I found "brilliance" in his chastising against pure communist theory, and his resultant call to action, coming from the guy who's done literally NOTHING but walk in circles and talk... for the past 20 years at least.

Edit: In the "This comrade needs comrade love" video, Lucas (a man who receives housing he doesn't deserve, healthcare he often ignores or refuses to make use of, and college education he attends sporadically at best based entirely on salacious ulterior motives) demands a "communist" government to provide the populace with... free housing, healthcare, and education.

Huh.

 

[AnOminous]

Caught something kind of interesting in his money, numbers on a screen schtick, he said listen to Alan Watts. Its funny when he reveals his sources for where he gets his big thoughts. Don't know who Alan Watts is tbh.

He's one of the main American proponents of pop Buddhism. He also died a complete alcoholic.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I have said this directly to Lucas so many times but he never seems to comprehend it... women aren't listening to the "chatter around them". They just legitimately do not like or want him. He is delusional thinking any woman would want a poor bumcel with unchecked diabetes and poor life management skills. He cannot take care of himself. Him taking care of himself resulted in him being homeless and needing someone else to manage his money for him. He is a child in a very unhealthy grown man's body. Women are fully capable of seeing this for themselves and making an informed decision about not wanting his tiny dick anywhere near them. The fact that he wants women as young as he does (which let's be real, he would go younger if it was legal... he has said as much) tells me more about him than I would have wanted to know. It isn't about the telomerase like he says, I don't think. It is more that he, like most incels, prefer to have young, inexperienced women so that they can be more easily manipulated and controlled. Lucas literally fails at everything he tries to do, from going to college to trying to convince zoomer baes to touch his dick. The only thing he is good at is being completely fucking repulsive and a never ending source of mooing.

PL, I had an ex-BIL a lot like Lucas.

He wasn't mental in the way Lucas is, (at first) but his parents, especially his mom, did everything for him.
He used to boast about wanting very young girls for EXACTLY the reasons you mentioned, young, inexperienced, and he wanted to be able to "train them the way he wanted them".

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

If all the people who drive are in insane asylums, how are you going to gather up your army of communists to overthrow capitalism?

 

[wenttobermuda]

More background noise which is fascist apparently

He's either talking about auditory hallucinations or using "background chatter" in the same way he uses "galoose humor" and "mitigate." The most charitable reading: Lucas, in his own deeply retarded way, is trying to articulate his frustration with all of the "distractions" that keep smart pretty interesting girls from seeing him as the prince he is. The things that people say about him that aren't flattering. Distractions, like homelessness, poverty, obesity, madness, his history of being banned for his behavior, etc.

Is Lucas concerned that Gen Z baes' auditory hallucinations are telling them not to breed with him? Still being mocked by voices? Experiencing what some might call "self-awareness," and confused by it? Does he mean that the Gen Z baes are too busy doing other shit to notice him?

I hope the next clout thirsting faggot that pays Lucas a pizza to talk presses him on the subject of background chatter/voices on the wind.

Toonces gets all the chicks cause he has a car.

Fucking oligarch!

Toonces is a cat. Lucas is a menace to cats. Toonces is also a puppet. Lucas has an affinity for puppetry. And fists. This is a fisting joke.

Spoiler: no pictures of his penis, i promise

It just amuses me that Lucas has a small dick, and plans to compensate for it with his big meaty fist. Please enjoy this small sample.

Women Who Say Stupid Shit

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