Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Ivy Triangle]

Some FtM replied to my reddit post:

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Toilets are a playground for her. Imagine needing all this manufactured drama to live...

 

[Life is Hell...]

According to this Jasmine's logic, the same guy who likes to murder and skin fat women is just a misunderstood trans person....

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

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According to this Jasmine's logic, the same guy who likes to murder and skin fat women is just a misunderstood trans person....

I suspect that deep down none of the clout-farming speds on Twitter actually believe the shit they write, and they're all just making the dumbest takes imaginable to get noticed. It's the same thing that websites like Kotaku and PCGamer do to get clicks.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

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According to this Jasmine's logic, the same guy who likes to murder and skin fat women is just a misunderstood trans person....

Oh the orcs are fucking asian now? I was under the impression that the orcs were stand ins for the Kangz, but sure thing Captain Hapa T. Incel

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

According to this Jasmine's logic, the same guy who likes to murder and skin fat women is just a misunderstood trans person....

Well of course. Deep down all trannies hate women because they all have the one thing troons never will, a functional vagina.

 

[Beating Women]

According to this Jasmine's logic, the same guy who likes to murder and skin fat women is just a misunderstood trans person....

Buffalo Bill is the most accurate representation of a 'transwomen' ever committed to film

 

[Boss Bass]

“The ship of Theseus” but for fucking idiots.
There truly is nothing trannies can’t ruin.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Well of course. Deep down all trannies hate women because they all have the one thing troons never will, a functional vagina.

They'd still be seething even if they somehow had a functional vagina grafted in. They still wouldn't have (to name a few): boobs that don't point in two different directions, sexual attraction from straight men or lesbians, the ability to create life, acceptance in women's spaces, periods, a female bone structure, acceptance from other women as an actual female...

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Oh the orcs are fucking asian now? I was under the impression that the orcs were stand ins for the Kangz, but sure thing Captain Hapa T. Incel

Well, duh. When I think of Asians, the first stereotype that comes to mind is of a hulking, dumb brute who can't do math.

 

[Beating Women]

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Some FtM replied to my reddit post:

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Are there really people out there who are monitoring whether someone sits in a stall to pee? First, I've never wondered whether someone in the next stall is peeing sitting down, and [slight powerlevel] I too have a medical condition that leads to me often using stalls to sit and pee, and never once in my entire life has anyone commented on it or given me the remotest stink eye. I'm sorry people give you shit about it. That's one of the stupidest things in the world to give someone shit about.

 

[Prolego]

Some Labour councillor claimed she suffered “transphobia” when attempting to use the ladies’ loo at the recent party conference.

Cut that "she" shit out please

I think the two sounds get merged in the heads of most English speakers because they're written the same, but in most accents they're quite different. "Th" as in "three" is formed by putting the tongue between the upper and lower teeth and gently biting on it, and "th" as in "that" is formed by putting the tongue either on the palate right above the upper teeth, or the back of the upper teeth.

I think in some British (and also some African?) accents the two sounds become "F" and "D" respectively which makes the differentiation more obvious. You might hear "I fink dat" but you'd never hear "I dink fat".

The clearest example in English is the difference between "thigh" and "thy". The first bit of both words is spelled the same but pronounced differently, and the second bit is spelled differently but pronounced the same way.

Some FtM replied to my reddit post:

Men don't have loo buddies. If we want to talk without women around we just tell them to go away. And that bit about liking "the way yhe water feels on my balls" sounds really weird. I reckon that the water would overflow out of the bowl before it came near mine. Unless I put the seat up, sat directly on the porcelain, then wriggled myself down a bit. Why are they always so clueless about male anatomy.

 

[RandallBoggs]

All of this þorn arguments don't fucking matter because the point is this person isn't even Icelandic they're from fucking Louisiana lmao. And they refuse to use it correctly too.

English hasn't used the letter þorn for over 700 goddamn years, also I thought trannies hated old English because it wasn't as woke? I'm pretty sure old English was very gendered, to the point of having gendered objects and different nouns for male or female.

For whatever reason this seems to be a new trend in the twitter alphabet sphere, half their mutuals do it too. And of course they have to act all condescending when normal people (who mind you might not even speak English as a native language how racist of them) don't understand what the hell they're trying to say.

TLDR another day another new addition to wokies' "I NEED MORE SPECIAL UNIQUE OPRESSED INDIVIDUAL POINTS" collection.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

While Piper hopes more transgender people become doctors, she wants to be a zoologist, inspired by her geckos. “It’s my calling,” she said. “I’ve known that for a long time.”

The NYT should follow up in five years to see if 22-year old Piper became a zoologist. Though they definitely should not believe that has any relevance to 14-year old Piper knowing she was always a girl.

 

[ScooterL]

And of course they have to act all condescending when normal people (who mind you might not even speak English as a native language how racist of them) don't understand what the hell they're trying to say.

So, it's like heävy mëtal ümlauts, with added cuntishness?

 

[Oliver Onions]

All of this þorn arguments don't fucking matter because the point is this person isn't even Icelandic they're from fucking Louisiana lmao. And they refuse to use it correctly too.
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English hasn't used the letter þorn for over 700 goddamn years, also I thought trannies hated old English because it wasn't as woke? I'm pretty sure old English was very gendered, to the point of having gendered objects and different nouns for male or female.

>actually, I can do whatever I want

Cool, me too! Like recognising you're a dude and nothing will ever change that, 'Lana'.

“The ship of Theseus” but for fucking idiots.
There truly is nothing trannies can’t ruin.

AKA Locke's programmer socks.

 

[KiwiFarmerSimulator2021]

“The ship of Theseus” but for fucking idiots.
There truly is nothing trannies can’t ruin.

I always found this facinating as a concept/thought experiment and had never thought of it the context of troonery.

On the topic of the Labour Conference tranny toilet episode, i have some leave coming up and am considering inviting someone to a fight to the death on the Isle of Man. I might have found my man to manslaughter on the Man.

 

[OttoWest]

Cut that "she" shit out please

Lol calm down. The punchline is more potent when you see that battle axe face beneath the headline.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Are there really people out there who are monitoring whether someone sits in a stall to pee? First, I've never wondered whether someone in the next stall is peeing sitting down, and [slight powerlevel] I too have a medical condition that leads to me often using stalls to sit and pee, and never once in my entire life has anyone commented on it or given me the remotest stink eye. I'm sorry people give you shit about it. That's one of the stupidest things in the world to give someone shit about.

I honestly use stalls to piss, though standing, simply because I like pissing in peace.

 

[Doctor Hobo]

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I guess they would rather people say, "I'm not attracted to mutants."

Oh I'm afraid of them. Justifiably.

Carry a gun or some sort of means of self defense. MtF troons think they can intimidate you until you fight back. FtM troons are less aggressive. Due to the fact that they're female.

Hold up a mirror, and yell the holy phrase, "YNBARW".

I believe it turns them to stone.

That's actually the ritual you perform to bring out their true, ugly selves. Should be used with caution as 90% of the time, they will chimp out. Possibly violently.

All of this þorn arguments don't fucking matter because the point is this person isn't even Icelandic they're from fucking Louisiana lmao. And they refuse to use it correctly too.
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English hasn't used the letter þorn for over 700 goddamn years, also I thought trannies hated old English because it wasn't as woke? I'm pretty sure old English was very gendered, to the point of having gendered objects and different nouns for male or female.

For whatever reason this seems to be a new trend in the twitter alphabet sphere, half their mutuals do it too. And of course they have to act all condescending when normal people (who mind you might not even speak English as a native language how racist of them) don't understand what the hell they're trying to say.
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TLDR another day another new addition to wokies' "I NEED MORE SPECIAL UNIQUE OPRESSED INDIVIDUAL POINTS" collection.

I keep reading that as "porn". It's pretty fitting, I guess. Letting their very cores shine.

Troons are pretty good at pissing off normal people, they just didn't feel like it was enough and are now trying to piss off people who speak other languages. How long until this takes off and every abc123 speshal starts fucking with foreign languages and gets accused of racism?

Mr. Lana should know that the "I do what I want" road goes both ways.