Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[AirdropShitposts]

I've pointed out before that in North Carolina it takes roughly six months to evict a renter from the start of the process, I'm not a credentialed lawyer nor a NC resident so obviously I just read this on a NC webpage for landlords FAQ, if anyone knows different I'd love to be corrected on this. I am more familiar with other states and it doesn't seem that out of place other than on the specifics of the process.

This is aside from the fact that was an eviction moratorium in place until August in NC. I just went to look up when their state version expired and came across this:

HOPE Program | ReBuild NC

Rent and utility assistance for renters impacted by COVID-19.

www.rebuild.nc.gov

So NC is apparently not a state that has rejected federal funds for renters and landlords. Sean (and his landlord) can apply for 9 (and 12) months of assistance and receive it in a few weeks.

I have no idea why I'm bothering to call out this obvious bullshit and look into what the truth is, but maybe someone may actually want to give money to this turd and do a brief search on them first and see this.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Or he didn't pay his inflated phone or internet bill.

EDIT:
Happy Anniversary Sean! Judging by your online behavior over the past 3 years you did nothing wrong to lead to your getting shit canned.
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I'm sure there was cake in the break room of your former employer.

GET A JOB YOU WORTHLESS SLUG.

It’s so cynical. “I lost my job, probably because the HR rep was a white supremacist and my boss was unsympathetic towards mental illness.” No HR rep in America is going to tell someone not to make white people feel uncomfortable. And there’s no indication that Sean actually did anything about this miscarriage of justice.

Sounds to me like he was just bad at his job, probably due to being lazy. Possibly he got aggressive when he was disciplined, we know he can, and that’s how he made someone uncomfortable.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Or he didn't pay his inflated phone or internet bill.

EDIT:
Happy Anniversary Sean! Judging by your online behavior over the past 3 years you did nothing wrong to lead to your getting shit canned.
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I'm sure there was cake in the break room of your former employer.

GET A JOB YOU WORTHLESS SLUG.

If you're talking to HR while employed you've already lost the game. HR exists to make sure the i's are dotted and the t's are crossed before they fire you so you won't sue.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Sounds to me like he was just bad at his job, probably due to being lazy. Possibly he got aggressive when he was disciplined, we know he can, and that’s how he made someone uncomfortable.

Feeling generous today, so I'll consider that he might actually have depression, it affected his work and the work of those around him since he was constantly complaining about it, and HR told him to take a hike. He's not one that companies would bend over backwards to retain.* The aggressive bit - that definitely sounds likely.

*HR usually attempts very hard to live down to it's reputation, but sometimes they'll stir themselves to help someone they desperately want to keep. It's rather disconcerting when you see that happen. Makes you lose faith in the order of the universe.

Edit to add: Forgot, did the Slug lose its job before or after it trooned out?

 

[lindsayfan]

He posted the wrong goddess:
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this is probably what sean thinks he looks like. it fascinates me how delusional the narcissism can get in next-level repulsive individuals like sean. he literally has nothing to do all day but he still can't bother to do basic occasional grooming, like addressing the dense forest of old-man nostril hairs that are bushing an inch out of his greasy schnoz in every (stomach-turning) selfie.

 

[Ruin]

Feeling generous today, so I'll consider that he might actually have depression, it affected his work and the work of those around him since he was constantly complaining about it, and HR told him to take a hike. He's not one that companies would bend over backwards to retain.* The aggressive bit - that definitely sounds likely.

*HR usually attempts very hard to live down to it's reputation, but sometimes they'll stir themselves to help someone they desperately want to keep. It's rather disconcerting when you see that happen. Makes you lose faith in the order of the universe.

Edit to add: Forgot, did the Slug lose its job before or after it trooned out?

Yea I'd be depressed if I looked like Humpty Dumpty with leprosy too.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

this is probably what sean thinks he looks like. it fascinates me how delusional the narcissism can get in next-level repulsive individuals like sean. he literally has nothing to do all day but he still can't bother to do basic occasional grooming, like addressing the dense forest of old-man nostril hairs that are bushing an inch out of his greasy schnoz in every (stomach-turning) selfie.

See, he could do something else besides trying and failing to hide his rapidly disappearing hairline behind that hairband, but passing is a troonsphobic concept and Seanie is a ~valid gurl UwU~ no matter how repulsive he looks.

That and nothing he could do would improve him in any way. He needs to lose a couple hundred pounds and then progress from there.

 

[JY's Tampon]

A sample of Sean's lesbian fiction with some first hand knowledge thrown in.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A sample of Sean's lesbian fiction with some first hand knowledge thrown in.
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More like he had a wank after chopping chilli peppers one time. It’s very creepy, the way he acts like he’s this supremely experienced lesbian lover.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Weird. I could’ve sworn Sean was on the verge of being evicted because he couldn’t pay his rent two years ago, possibly even longer than that. We all know there’s no way Sean could be lying about being threatened with eviction, right?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

okay, first of all "Indian hot"? racist

second of all, nobody thinks Taco Bell's regular hottest sauce is actually hot, that's why Taco Bell every so often comes out with an actually hot sauce for a "limited time"

finally, this isn't even how the "don't get spicy stuff in your mucinous membranes" works, maybe if you actually had a pepper in your mouth it might work like this, but I doubt it from just eating some curry... I'm even granting the proposition that a vagina has special receptors for capsaicin (it probably doesn't...but you know what does? SKIN)

 

[JY's Tampon]

I swear my landlord will do it!

 

[grandpasatan]

Ugh, “mucous membranes?” That phrase doesn’t come up with sexy times, and it really illustrates what a nerdy incel he is by focusing on that.

Every month is an eviction crisis; every month it’s the problem strangers need to take care of instead of him changing anything in his life or lifting a finger. The oppression! If only there were some warning that this is an issue he’d have to tackle monthly!

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

I swear my landlord will do it!
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How I would love if any of this were true. Sean having to couch surf would be hysterical. Would he even fit on someone's couch?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I swear my landlord will do it!
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So he’s gone from $1000 to $2000. This is at least the second time that his landlord has come within a hair’s breadth of evicting him (because of course, Sean will get another last-minute reprieve this time). Does anyone actually believe him at this point?

I hope he blocks his toilet and floods his apartment.

 

[JY's Tampon]

So he’s gone from $1000 to $2000. This is at least the second time that his landlord has come within a hair’s breadth of evicting him (because of course, Sean will get another last-minute reprieve this time). Does anyone actually believe him at this point?

I hope he blocks his toilet and floods his apartment.

Sean still gets a surprising amount of RT's. The only one of note is none other than Horny Thorney.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Wait. Is he seriously acting like if he doesn't pay all of the money up front, that he will just get tossed out in a matter of days like that? Forgive my ignorance. I just stumbled across this thread, looking for some different cows to expand my horizons. In North Carolina when you are evicted, you have a full 30 days from the time the sheriff hands you those papers to get out. And due to moratoriums at the moment and all of the backlogs of people who owe months upon months...he is quite safe. I have family who are landlords and even before the pandemic, it would take about a year for the process to fully take place. That gave the tenants a year to fuck up the inside, steal all the copper piping and air conditioners as well as not have to pay a damn dime for boarding. What an amusing cow, almost like a mixture of Lou Gagliardi without the ongoing furry crisis and Rabbie Davis with the hilarious begging sperging. Does he have a life threatening illness that prevents him from working too?

 

[JY's Tampon]

Wait. Is he seriously acting like if he doesn't pay all of the money up front, that he will just get tossed out in a matter of days like that? Forgive my ignorance. I just stumbled across this thread, looking for some different cows to expand my horizons. In North Carolina when you are evicted, you have a full 30 days from the time the sheriff hands you those papers to get out. And due to moratoriums at the moment and all of the backlogs of people who owe months upon months...he is quite safe. I have family who are landlords and even before the pandemic, it would take about a year for the process to fully take place. That gave the tenants a year to fuck up the inside, steal all the copper piping and air conditioners as well as not have to pay a damn dime for boarding. What an amusing cow, almost like a mixture of Lou Gagliardi without the ongoing furry crisis and Rabbie Davis with the hilarious begging sperging. Does he have a life threatening illness that prevents him from working too?

He's been doing the same bit for a few years.

Does he have a life threatening illness that prevents him from working too?

Have you seen him?

 

[Wooden Spoon]

He's been doing the same bit for a few years.


Have you seen him?

I'm just saying, I know of a few goblins who work for the local Walmart who aren't much to look at either but still manage!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

How I would love if any of this were true. Sean having to couch surf would be hysterical. Would he even fit on someone's couch?

I've heard someone lovingly call the flatbed of his pickup a couch, I reckon he'd fit on that.
To be fair it had some pretty sweet lining installed. Never used it to transport any serious load, only his bike or bigger dogs.