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LazloChalos said:
I wonder how the beginning of the end will be for the Farms, will Null troon out? Or will he sell the farms to the chinese?
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The latter. We'll be absorbed into Tencent (腾讯). There were be threads where we'll be mandated to take potshots at Taiwan, the Dalai Lama, and Winnie the Pooh. Any mention of Tiananmen Square will result in a permaban and halal.

Other than that, there probably wouldn't be much change. The CCP probably agrees with most of KF as to what constitutes degeneracy worthy of mockery.

I'd like to believe Null would honorably kill himself before trooning out. If there's any site owner on the Internet that has enough data at their fingertips to know that trooning out will ultimately lead to suicide anyways, it's Null.
 
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JustStopDude said:
This is why being unemployed should result in deportation.

If you got time to go to these moronic protests and street fights, do it in some third world shithole.
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There's an influx of skilled workers, who we desperately need, that are getting laid off because they won't do what daddy government demands (the same people this 'anarchist' shot at).
 
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Glowie said:
Like 30 year old something neopets users or WoW players who refuse to grow up and adapt.
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HEY! The Korthia patch is bad. But it's not "I shot at Maoi for not getting vaxxed" bad.
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Derek Chauvin said:
Modern projectiles have come a long way, and 9mm isn't the dumpster fire it once was. However my personal preference will always be for a larger/faster bullet. Don't forget that the FBI even moved to 10mm until bitches, and girly men complained that they couldn't handle the recoil
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I don't think they ever actually adopted 10mm, did they?

I know they created the .40 Short and Weak to match their purses and then finally went down to 9mm a couple years back after realizing they were too limp-wristed for even that.

But yeah, modern 9mm is good enough that it's not worth worrying about. There will always be some contrived scenario where any handgun caliber will lack penetration depth.
 
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LazloChalos said:
I wonder how the beginning of the end will be for the Farms, will Null troon out? Or will he sell the farms to the chinese?
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Null will either sell the farms to some shady Israeli tech firm or a thinly disguised US Mil counter-intel agent a-la GirlVinyl in exchange for a deep state genetically engineered cat girl or giant crack rock or something. Whatever cursed soul inherits the burden of his sins will draw the wrath of the userbase with equally judaic and akward attempts to monetize this dumpster fire or use it for psyops and get exposed as some variety of embarrassing pervert. The farms will die and balkanize into a dozen different fragmented communities divided by lines of butthurt drawn by obscure e drama no one cares about. Eventually one of these offshoots will outperform the others, eat its kin and emerge as the new dominant force of Evil, just as ours did from the original ED, Null will get hired at Google and the life cycle of channer troll communities will be complete.
 
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Matt Damon said:
I don't think they ever actually adopted 10mm, did they?
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They did. For a while. They even bought MP5s from H&K chambered in it. They were like the only customer for that, which is why H&K doesn't offer them for sale anymore. This all happened after the infamous "1986 Miami shootout."

Then they realized their desk jockeys were too gay to control the recoil of 10mm.

I suspect further discussion on this will lead down a rabbit hole of autism. Best to just point out that the caliber of handgun this faggot used has NOTHING to do why he's a complete failure at life. He should have done the human race a favor by deep-throating that 9mm.

EDIT: Typos.
 
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YarrBlueballs said:
So a cuck can't even shoot a minority correctly, talked to the police because he's easily pressured about a fucking dog of all things, and did all of this because he doesn't want the flu to kill people?

No wonder essential oils make a killing if idiots like this exist.
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White guy shoots a minority for going against the government and big pharma.

Yup, this is the most ANTIFAg thing ever.
 
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thismanlies said:
White guy shoots a minority for going against the government and big pharma.

Yup, this is the most ANTIFAg thing ever.
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If he wanted to shoot brown people that the government's favorite multi billion dollar industries don't like he should have just joined the Army.
 
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