US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Imagining a nightmare where I'm in a hospital bed, the anesthesiologist is putting me to sleep, the surgeon blurts out "THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE EPISODE OF GREY'S ANATOMY," and blacking out knowing I'm going to die.

These people are our ruling class during maybe the most critical juncture of the last 50 years and they're drooling retards.
There were at least a handful of people I knew in college who decided to go pre-med after watching House during their high school years. At least you'll die peacefully while you're under rather than having a violent death if they attempt to do some TV magic.
 
Thank you based Manchin ❤️
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It's amazing how two Senators have managed to become the bane of the entire Dem agenda, and they can't even do anything about it because both Senators are from states where turnout isn't gonna be enough
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"The voters won't forget what Sinema and Manchin have done"

He'll yeah they won't. It they keep this shit up a bunch of right wingers will vote for them more and further solidify their presence. They might even make governors!

Now what exactly is the deal with this infrastructure bill? Why does Twitter want it so badly?
 
Hold up, am I missing something? Why the fuck are the English telling us to stop being authoritarian cunt bags?
It surprises me too considering how the other Anglosphere countries abused (or continue to abuse) their own populations with heavy-handed COVID protocols. BoJo is certainly one to talk, but at least he has the nerve to talk shit about a tyrannical old fool like Biden.

Now what could have happened in 2012?
The Mayans were actually correct about the world ending, except it wasn't instantaneous but a slow and agonizing end.
 
and they can't even do anything about it because both Senators are from states where turnout isn't gonna be enough
Sinema is in thanks to Maricopa County abracadabra-ing a win in 2018, despite McSally having a 2 point lead on election night with 99% reporting. They kept the "emergency voting locations" open several days after election day (the "emergency" being "people are voting incorrectly").
 
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Now what exactly is the deal with this infrastructure bill? Why does Twitter want it so badly?
A metric fuckton of Trojan Horse pork that makes up about 90+% of the entire price of the spending bill. I don't expect the blue checkmark morons to use their collective brain cells to deduce what a booby trap it is to the average American Joe and Jane.
 
Now what exactly is the deal with this infrastructure bill? Why does Twitter want it so badly?
A metric fuckton of Trojan Horse pork that makes up about 90+% of the entire price of the spending bill. I don't expect the blue checkmark morons to use their collective brain cells to deduce what a booby trap it is to the average American Joe and Jane.
"If you want to see the bill, you have to pass the bill".
 
Now what exactly is the deal with this infrastructure bill? Why does Twitter want it so badly?
At this point I don't think Twitter even remembers whats in the bill. I certainly don't, other than that they tried to stuff it up with enough partisan bullshit to accomplish most of their agenda with one piece of legislation. They're just fuming at this point because every day that passes is another stinging reminder of how impotent the Democrats are in Congress.

As for the other bill, the "stop a government shutdown" one, Schumer said they'll vote on a 'clean' bill (i.e. no Democrat partisan BS in it) that will postpone the debt ceiling needing to be raised either today or tommorow. That's expected to pass and will kick the can down the road... until December 3rd. Yep, that's right. In a couple months we'll be right back to fighting over the debt ceiling again.
 
"If you want to see the bill, you have to pass the bill".
Yup. And how many pages is this bill going to be this time? A few thousand? All by design, of course, because Americans could not be assed to read every bit of minutia being snuck into this bill. In a just world, a true "infrastructure-only and nothing else" bill would probably be like 100 pages or less. Not to mention a fraction of the absurd price tag it is now.

What's in this bill matters not at this point unless it somehow gets passed, in which case we brace our collective sphincters for a brand new Great Depression. Pray that it doesn't pass.
 
Don't forget in 2007 they also tainted certain pet food brands and killed lots of cats and dogs as a result.

I lost a dog due to that. He was 15 years old so the vet wrote off his liver failure as old age so we couldn't file a lawsuit or anything. I will never forgive the chinks for that.

I'm a licensed wildlife rehabber (specifically Squirrels). About 3 years ago during baby season there was a wave of baby deaths among rehabbers unlike anything anyone had ever seen before. Thousands and thousands of baby squirrels died. One woman, who was a rehabber for many decades and was very respected for her knowledge of baby squirrels just threw up her hands and retired because of the emotional turmoil of losing so many babies. She no longer rehabs baby squirrels.

Much investigation was done in the rehabber community and it turns out that two of the most common providers of the formula used to feed baby squirrels - in both the companies, the founders had retired and their sons had taken over the business. First order of business as always when the kid takes over? Let's see where we can cut corners and make this product for much cheaper while charging the same.

Turns out in both companies, the sons who took over decided to ditch the higher quality calcium that was made domestically and both opted to go for cheap calcium sourced from China.

Turns out that while larger animals like puppies and kittens could tolerate this cheap calcium, in smaller animals like Squirrels, this calcium could not pass through their system and literally turned to concrete in the baby's stomachs and killed them. Tons of autopsies done on dead babies showed that when their stomachs were opened, they were full with something that resembled a mix of concrete and wet sand.

For the rehabber community this was a horribly tragic time and I admit, I almost left it as well. But rehabbers are a resourceful bunch and many of the more chemically educated rehabbers helped to develop all kinds of formulas using various items such as cream and goat's milk to use as substitutes. More labor intensive but still better to the alternative.

On top of it, no matter how many cases of dead baby squirrels were presented to the companies they continued to deny that their new, cheaper Chinese calcium was responsible for it.

Nonetheless, constantly testing formulas and developing alternatives because of this has become a normal part of being a rehabber and is written about constantly on animal rehab forums.

It still is an issue - One website that provides supplies for squirrel rehabbers (Henry's pets) states in red that they're still seeing baby squirrels with calcium problems and to switch to homemade forumas or another brand.



TL;DR - Everything China touches turns to shit.
 
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"The voters won't forget what Sinema and Manchin have done"

He'll yeah they won't. It they keep this shit up a bunch of right wingers will vote for them more and further solidify their presence. They might even make governors!

Now what exactly is the deal with this infrastructure bill? Why does Twitter want it so badly?
3 trillion dollars of pork and a lot of it has nice sounding progressive buzzwords like 'equity' or 'green' or 'climate' attached. They all think it's already paid for anyway and many progressives subscribe to MMT anyway where the government can run the money printer as much as it wants and it doesn't matter. So to them, the infrastructure bill is more than just money to fix our roads and bridges and internet infrastructure (which I do think we sorely need) but a big step towards becoming some eurosocialist green utopia that those mean old Republicans are blocking out of boomer spite.
 
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