Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

 
View attachment 2580666Lucas saying knowledge sparks revolutions and then yesterday discounting theory entirely. Not that it matter since he is insane and no one takes anything he says seriously.
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Edit: It always makes me laugh how little sense his discounting of the monetary system is.
I’m not at all into Ayn Rand’s philosophy quite the contrary but one thing she says about money which is absolutely true is that without money people would find much more brutal methods to attain what they desire. In Lucas’s pea brain half baked ideology of people living communally and trading bear pelts in Central Park for tire irons he fails to see how corruption would quickly arise and some warlord would soon monopolize the flow of goods and services in their region taking us right back to feudalism and indentured servitude.

When ordinary serfs found an opportunity to start making money with mercantilism they finally had the option to leave behind feudal ties to start working for coin instead. It’s tremendously important that money circulates and flows so ordinary people have options but there are limits to this working as intended with the way wealth gets concentrated in fewer hands practically on par with the rates of economic disparity seen right before the French Revolution but that’s a whole other dynamic of money, power and systemic violence. With Lucas’s idea it would just be straight up might makes right violence. Welcome to the Jungle.
What the fuck is up with the stupid look on his face?
No, Lucas, you're not witty or interesting or anything else. You're going to be a bumcel for the rest of your miserable life.
 
More inheritance talk.

And more talk about how he's aspiring to grow as a person.

Lucas isn't going to grow as a person. He's 41. People don't really change very much by that point in their lives.

19 year olds go to college to "grow as a person". Not middle aged guys.


For all his talk about wanting a "Hottie", it seems like he thinks his fecund ova is as destitute as he is. Swimming in an apartment complex pool in Bumfuck, AZ isn't exactly a dream vacation for most.

At this pt. I hope his parents outlive the greedy Freak, but If they don't may his "inheritance" be $1 from each side. $1 so he'll know "yea, we thought about you and $1 is what you get".
A deck of Bicycle playing cards with a note...
 
He's angry about being downvoted again



It would probably be dan campbell video 2.0 only with him losing his shit even more after realizing he just got legit chris hansen'd. Not that he'd get charged for anything as vigilante shit would get tossed out the second a halfway competent lawyer got involved, but it wouldn't scare the shit out of him any less. Even lucas has enough brains to know having actual video proof of getting busted by such people will make the pedo label stick permanently and isn't something he can lie his way out of. He's also scared shitless of the idea of getting hit with sex offender status, which given how housing works with those laws would more than likely fuck him for good as far as housing goes, given that such people can't live within certain distances of schools, parks, areas with kids, etc... which many cities use to prevent such predators from even being able to live in the city. Florida is a prime example of that which is why you get those pedo shanty towns and that commune like pedo filled trailer park in the middle of nowhere

That said, lucas is getting more and more well known due to his social media presence, so he had better be careful, as one of these vigilante groups might get it in their heads he's an easy mark and pull a lacie on him, and set him up in some way to get busted. He's exactly the kind of low hanging fruit that these kinds of groups want
Honestly, for all his rants against the behaviour of gen z women, it's a wonder why he's never lost all attraction to them
 
Id say the parent the Freak really wants dead is his father King Roy. If somehow he ended up back at his father's place, yea his father having a "fatal accident" could well happen.
Lucas is way too much of a pussy to ever actually try to hurt his dad. Plus while I agree that Myrna and Larry are the only parents who actually still speak to him, and his mom is def the one he’s always idolized, Lucas doesn’t hate or even dislike King Roy. In fact, he’s DESPERATE for his daddy to still love him and be proud of him. So nah, I don’t think he’d ever actually kill any of his parents.

In separate news, I love how in his newest video he says “why do you have to hate on me and my life when I don’t hate on YOUR life or anything you do?!” Bitch, you hate on EVERYONE if they don’t conform to your extremely narrow idea of what is “right”. And even people who DO, those in age gap relationships, women who date poor men, etc. he still finds fault with. God he’s such a hypocritical, pathetic little bitch.
 
Lucas the Freak said:
I don't get a problem you stupid motherfuckers, agephobic, classists ass generation needs to shut the fuck up. I want to date Gen Z. Is that a fucking problem with you. Oh it is then maybe you're just an asshole because I don't got a problem with your life or anything you've decided to do with your life. I don't have a problem with you.

Hey Freak, you don't have a problem with Gen Z? You don't have a problem with how they live their life, and what they decide to do with their life? Really? How does that fit in with you going psycho calling them names because the Gen Z's decide they don't want to date you/don't want to hook you up and because they decide to go to the bars.
By the way Freak, You keeping your comments blocked on your channel, well people can still make comments about your insanity on @klickitat channel.

 
…..I cannot imagine college fashioning Lucas into a functional adult, though I never dismiss redemption. The finest man I ever knew got sober at 40 after a lifetime of slamming tar and boosting shit.

YouTube is full of attention-starved faggots who want you to know that they are hunting the vilest evil-doers and saving children, like and subscribe! They're all faggots, who believe that because they hunt pedos, they are above being recognized as faggots. Fuck them. They are Lucas deserve each other.

Their ardor for pedo hunting is invariably born of the recognition that pedos are the only group in the world they can punch down on. Everyone hates pedos, and they see going after them as their chance to be cheered like Chris Hansen. Nobody defends pedos, so they're free to wail away on as many pedos as they like. I don't give a damn, but for the way the hunters, as you delightfully put it, make a spectacle and "always expect everybody around to clap for them like the end of a movie." And also their insistence that if you notice and remind them that they are faggots, you are supporting pedos.

One of these days, the 15-year-old girl that Lucas begs for booby pics is going to be a wannabe Alex Rosen. The milk will be sour.

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I agree with everything you’ve said. Some of the best people I’ve known turned their lives around after drugs and alcohol as well. They found god, a reason to forgive those who hurt them, or maybe just a reason why life isn’t so shit like music or art, whatever. So, personally, I believe almost anyone can be redeemed. Except pedophiles. That’s why those shows are so popular, although I also hold the same opinion, they’re just about as cringe as watching someone post a video of themselves giving the homeless money or food. Why do you need clout for supposedly being a good person?

I don’t think there’s redemption for pedophiles. I think they’re born with it, and I’m sure for some it’s like a cancer of pervasive thoughts they wish would go away so they could live a normal life. But, I don’t believe it ever goes away until they’re dead.
 
I agree with everything you’ve said. Some of the best people I’ve known turned their lives around after drugs and alcohol as well. They found god, a reason to forgive those who hurt them, or maybe just a reason why life isn’t so shit like music or art, whatever. So, personally, I believe almost anyone can be redeemed. Except pedophiles. That’s why those shows are so popular, although I also hold the same opinion, they’re just about as cringe as watching someone post a video of themselves giving the homeless money or food. Why do you need clout for supposedly being a good person?

I don’t think there’s redemption for pedophiles. I think they’re born with it, and I’m sure for some it’s like a cancer of pervasive thoughts they wish would go away so they could live a normal life. But, I don’t believe it ever goes away until they’re dead.
This was a pretty weird case but I don’t think Lucas or most pedophiles have a tumour in their brain.

edit: the fact it was pressing on the frontal cortex and this happened is interesting and horrifying though
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JOHN HIGHFIELD: Well overnight, scientists in the United States have reported what is probably one of the most interesting cases in the world recently. The first case of paedophilia with a brain tumour as its probable cause.

In a presentation to the American Neurological Association, the scientists described how an egg-sized tumour in the brain caused sudden and controlled paedophilia in a 40-year-old school teacher.

Once the tumour in the right lobe of the orbifrontal cortex was removed, the man's new sexual obsessions disappeared.

In Brisbane, Peter McCutcheon reports.

PETER McCUTCHEON: Neurologists Russell Swerdlow and Jeffrey Burns from the University of Virginia described the case study as "the neurology of morality". In an article in the New Scientist magazine, the researchers say the man felt his behaviour was unacceptable but in his words, "the pleasure principle overrode his restraint".

Unlike most paedophile cases, the man had a normal history until relatively recently. He suddenly began visiting child pornography websites and soliciting prostitutes. His wife left him and he was convicted on charges of child molestation.

Brain scans, however later revealed a large tumour. Within seven months of its removal, the man successfully completed a treatment program and returned to normal life.

Sometime later he began collecting child pornography again and sure enough another scan revealed the tumour was growing back. It was removed a second time and his behaviour disappeared.

The researchers argue that doctors should consider brain tumours as the reason why some people become sex offenders.

Director of the Mental Health Research Institute of Victoria, Professor David Copolov, said the finding didn't surprise him as the frontal cortex of the brain is often associated with inhibiting behaviour. He says the finding raises interesting questions of the boundaries between morality and mental health.

DAVID COPOLOV: Basically the legal profession and the medical profession tend to take different perspectives on it. The legal profession expects us all to have control over our behaviour and there are certain criteria for, for that, a fairly strict criteria.

Whereas we in medicine tend to understand things in terms of causal relationships and take a different view about the relationship between, for example, abnormalities of the brain and behaviour.

In fact, a very important study showed that a significant proportion of young offenders on death row in the United States had a significant history of either brain damage or abuse as children. And therefore one could say that there are certainly strong exonerating circumstances behind their own behaviour.

ELEANOR HALL: Professor David Copolov is the Director of the Mental Health Research Institute of Victoria. He was speaking to Peter McCutcheon.
 
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Hey Freak, you don't have a problem with Gen Z? You don't have a problem with how they live their life, and what they decide to do with their life? Really? How does that fit in with you going psycho calling them names because the Gen Z's decide they don't want to date you/don't want to hook you up and because they decide to go to the bars.
By the way Freak, You keeping your comments blocked on your channel, well people can still make comments about your insanity on @klickitat channel.

Did Lucas show up here? "Lucas the Freak"? Did I miss the cow showing up?
 
What sexy Gen Z bae wants to shower with a pile of sagging flesh. Line up at Mallon Place.

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Hey Zoomer bae, come on down to the retard-house. I'll feed you some warm yogurt with a stick I found in a parking lot and then impregnate you in the communal shower. Liberty Prime needs a high powered magnet sooner rather than later @WonderWino.
 
Hey Freak, you don't have a problem with Gen Z? You don't have a problem with how they live their life, and what they decide to do with their life? Really? How does that fit in with you going psycho calling them names because the Gen Z's decide they don't want to date you/don't want to hook you up and because they decide to go to the bars.
By the way Freak, You keeping your comments blocked on your channel, well people can still make comments about your insanity on @klickitat channel.


There's definitely some external factor that's making him so mad lately.
 
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It’s funny how he got his little ego boost from r/cringe and is now back to fuming over the like to dislike ratio. In the screenshot I can see he likes to listen to mushy 80’s music when he thinks that hot and healthy zoomer bae is just on the horizon. Of course a horizon is a line in the distance that appears close but that you cannot ever reach.
 
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What the fuck is up with the stupid look on his face?
No, Lucas, you're not witty or interesting or anything else. You're going to be a bumcel for the rest of your miserable life.

I find that it helps to think of Lucas as an alien entity wearing a person suit.


Really though, what you are pointing out about his facial expressions is actually a decently documented phenomena that has been the subject of longitudinal studies using modern software and something called "facial action coding system". Individuals who suffer from psychotic disorders like schizophrenia or mood disorders like bipolar, but don't manage their illness eventually start to suffer declines in their cognition and their ability to socialize. This is attributed to the social isolation they experience, which causes their conscious and unconscious social skills to atrophy. They basically forget how to be around other people and frequently miss social cues that socialized people can easily recognize and respond to.

If this decline continues long enough, demonstrating your mood, intentions, or state of mind, through context appropriate facial expressions becomes very difficult. This is why just about every adult in the world can see a very mentally ill person coming from a mile away. They have strange gaits, their facial expressions seem either off-putting or incredibly fake, their hygiene sucks, and so on.

Lucas doesn't have friends, there is no one to take candid shots of him having a good time, because no one really shares good times with Lucas. He is devolving and this thread is just one of many testaments to this fact out there.
 
@klickitat . I love the intro and outro to your videos, I do. But I do think it would be cool if in the outro you included the clip of Lucas saying "I am the cow". This was from some video a ways back of Lucas talking about how he is old and plenty good. He is comparing himself to the young Gen Z guys. He states in the video "You are the calf and I am.....the....cow." It was almost a moment of self reflection. Would go well after the clip of him being interested in young males.
 
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