US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Gehenna]

What the fuck? Why? Was the state legislature really bored that day or something? Christ, governments were a mistake.

Anyway, thanks for sharing. You put it in perspective. I guess if I encountered a baby squirrel in person I'd have a hard time abandoning it too, even though I'm not too bothered about the idea of squirrels dying in general. I think some commie once coined a famous phrase about that sort of thing.

No, I can get why. Unfortunately, people -suck-, and it would actively incentivize people to create situations that... lead to more money coming in. Relying on donations at least makes it unreliable and, ironically, ensures that only people who really want to do it take part.

 

[Trianon]

Is there a link to watch the school board meeting? I really enjoyed watching the one with the antifa teacher in California.

I can't even find the recording. I watched part of it live, but I don't think it's up yet. But I'll give you some background: The Loudoun County one was on Tuesday and included Daily Wire's Matt Walsh and Ian Prior, who is a local GOP politico who is advocating to get CRT out of schools. The problem is that the school board demanded proof that you were a resident to comment, limited everyone to 60 seconds, made them file in one at a time to an empty room, and kept the cameras away from them. Did everything to avoid visuals like this one, which they got a few months ago. This happened after the school board closed public comment and fled.

From the Tuesday meeting:

The county next door to them, which Youngkin was referencing in the debate and his new anti-McAuliffe ad, had a great one where they tried to censor the mom for using the word "cock" in front of children, totally missing the point that the parents are mad that these books are being put in front of children. (Some of these books were assigned.) They even have a gay censorship warning on this video for "sexually explicit language" and bleeped out the excerpts entirely.

Public comment starts at 43:00, first two ladies are featured in the ad.

And here's her uncensored comments.

In related news, McAuliffe doubled down today. Yes, he really sounds like this.

I'm pretty much wishcasting that this will have an impact, but Terry's a uniquely unlikable Clinton clone, this is a particularly bad message for engaged voters in counties that are usually slam dunks for Dems, and Dems are not very motivated. If it doesn't happen this year, it's bleak.

She looks worried...
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The witch is threatening someone. I've heard they've tried to bribe Manchin numerous times, lol.

Biden's failed nominee on gun policy says he got death threats, no protection​

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/bi...e-got-death-threats-no-protection-2021-09-29/ (https://archive.ph/Ji53L)

President Joe Biden's failed nominee to run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives said he faced death threats while the U.S. Senate was considering him but that the administration declined to provide him security.

Longtime ATF agent and gun control advocate David Chipman said in an interview on Wednesday that he hired a security adviser after repeatedly telling the FBI and his handlers at the Justice Department who were assigned to help him navigate the confirmation process about the threats.

The White House earlier this month withdrew Chipman's nomination to lead the ATF, where he worked for 25 years, after Senator Angus King, an independent who usually votes with Democrats, declined to back his nomination.

In the five months after being nominated to run the agency, he had been the target of repeated threats, Chipman said.

"What concerned me is there was no one in government that I knew of who was willing to take responsibility for my own safety or my wife's safety," he said. "I talked to the FBI. They were like: 'Well, has anyone done anything? We investigate crimes.' I said: 'Well, that's not what I'm looking for. Who owns my security?'"

In a statement to Reuters, a Justice Department official said it takes safety concerns seriously and that the department reviewed whether Chipman needed security.

"The department evaluated the need for protection based on Mr. Chipman’s request. Additionally the department reached out to local law enforcement to make them aware of Mr. Chipman’s concerns," the official said.

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said on Wednesday the administration shared Chipman’s frustration that he wasn't confirmed.

ATF's leadership has long been politically fraught. The Senate has confirmed just one nominee to the post in the past 15 years, thanks to fierce lobbying from powerful gun advocacy groups including the National Rifle Association (NRA).

But Chipman, who still serves as senior policy adviser with the Giffords gun control advocacy group, faced additional hurdles, including a social media disinformation campaign that he said was fueled in part by the National Sports Shooting Foundation (NSSF). He said the group circulated bogus claims that he had killed women and children during a 1993 standoff in Waco, Texas.

NSSF spokesman Mark Oliva acknowledged his organization posted a blog citing a Daily Mail article that falsely claimed Chipman was depicted in a photo taken at Waco.

"When it became obvious that it was not him, we took that photo down," he said, calling the threats Chipman faced "reprehensible."

Death threats have become an increasing factor in U.S. politics, from the hundreds of people who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 trying to overturn Donald Trump's election defeat, to phone threats made to election workers and a plot to kidnap Michigan's governor by men angry about policies meant to stem the spread of COVID-19.

Chipman said he took particular note of one threatening letter postmarked Grand Rapids, Michigan, given last year's plot against Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer.

Chipman said he hired a security adviser to identify credible threats and plan safe travel.
He said he intends to stay on at Giffords, founded by Democratic former U.S. Representative Gabby Giffords after she was wounded by a gunman in an 2011 attempted assassination in Arizona.

"I couldn't be on the sidelines at this point in our history," he said.

Oh, man, the guy who wants to get rid of guns was getting death threats? Wow. And the FBI wouldn't help? Wow. Gee, I wonder what the solution might be, when no one else but you seems to care about your safety.

 

[Least Concern]

No, I can get why. Unfortunately, people -suck-, and it would actively incentivize people to create situations that... lead to more money coming in. Relying on donations at least makes it unreliable and, ironically, ensures that only people who really want to do it take part.

If I'm reading @AnitaSarsleezian 's post right, donations would also be banned, and at any rate by this logic it should also be illegal for doctors or chefs to accept money for their services since they can do a lot of damage to people if they're not really into their jobs… same with politicians for that matter. No, that logic makes no sense, but this is a government we're talking about, so who knows.

 

[Gehenna]

If I'm reading @AnitaSarsleezian 's post right, donations would also be banned, and at any rate by this logic it should also be illegal for doctors or chefs to accept money for their services since they can do a lot of damage to people if they're not really into their jobs… same with politicians for that matter. No, that logic makes no sense, but this is a government we're talking about, so who knows.

To explain, because I don't agree with it I just get it. The easiest solution to a problem is to disincentivize it. My bet is if you dug into the law itself you'd find an example or two of someone doing just that and so their solution was simply to strip the direct monetary incentive and instead make them rely on unreliable donations.


Yah, it's stupid, but has a throughline of logic you can follow.

 

[Vivec]

Ah yes, the "Tapering" that the fed mentions every other day now when they need the stock market to bounce after another 2% sell off. Not like it means prices will be coming down, they're simply going to halt asset purchases, not draw down their balance sheet and maybe soak up a little bit of that ocean of cash they've drowned the markets in. Daily reminder:
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I'm aware that the fed has for 18 months been printing cash like there's a gun to Jerome's head, but even in your graph you can see the delta of increase go negative after june/july. You should not expect prices to go down, ever, no world currency is ever going to be deflationary, which is why holding it stupid. My point is just that this idea that things are going to accelerate seems unfounded, and is mostly pushed by people holding non performing assets like gold, or people buying hard goods because they think the boogaloo is right around the corner.

Remember, nothing ever happens.

 

[derpherp2]

I'm just glad Trump's been staying silent this whole time. Literally the best possible thing he could be doing right now, and I can imagine it takes some real willpower for a guy who loves himself as much as he does.

Ironically it isn't that he doesn't want to say anything, it's that he can't.

I wonder why?
Could it be that social media banned him?

 

[Kane Lives]

Ironically it isn't that he doesn't want to say anything, it's that he can't.

I wonder why?
Could it be that social media banned him?

Something something 75D checkers.

MSM really played themselves here.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Ya, living here in CA about all I'll vote for is President, bond issues, tax issues, and initiatives, maybe county sheriff if someone not a Dem is running. No need to vote for anything else, Dems have them and don't give a fuck about anyone or anything but their party. Waste of time to vote for county supervisor, mayor and city council. Bring a concern, they blow you off. So fuck them.

While I agree with your theory and sentiment, please smoke crack and get back to me about Cali ever waking up from the liberal nightmare they've created.

As said many times, I'm right next door in AZ. It's an absolute shame that a couple of blue cities manage to hold such a beautiful state hostage. And Cali is truly beautiful. Have spent much time there enjoying the Pacific Coast highway end-to-end. Many friends there as well.
It's going to happen here in AZ and that scares the living bejeezuz outta me. Already planning exodus to Tennessee, Alabama or Mississippi.

Was just in Alabama for close to 3 weeks and you know what? I didn’t encounter one fucking dangerhair or liberal fuck I felt the need to throat punch. Red in my heart like the dick on a dog.

Well the recall confirmed whitey does a good job at fucking himself harder in one day than the kike or the nigger could in a half a century.

As far as Arizona goes, clean up the GOP and fortify the election. Get rid of CRT and other bullshit from the education system and state institutions there.

 

[MrJokerRager]

It's absolutely ridiculous how Bush senior went from a 91% approval rating in the Fall of 1991 to losing the election the next year.

He had no charisma compared to Clinton, Reagan left him amnesty shit to deal with and he raised taxes.

 

[derpherp2]

Ya, living here in CA about all I'll vote for is President, bond issues, tax issues, and initiatives, maybe county sheriff if someone not a Dem is running. No need to vote for anything else, Dems have them and don't give a fuck about anyone or anything but their party. Waste of time to vote for county supervisor, mayor and city council. Bring a concern, they blow you off. So fuck them.

Don't forget that almost everyone in the suburban areas are uncaring faggots that think throwing money at things will solve all their problems. While being too much of a fucking pussy to talk to ANY homeless, not even the normal looking ones.

And it isn't even that much money too.
And then they're suddenly surprised when they can't afford anything, as they buy into grift upon grift. All because someone said DRUMPF or VEGAN or SAVE THE HOMELESS.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I humbly suggest referring to AOC as just Sandy from now on. AOC is a moniker for someone competent, who can do something. This woman can't do anything. Don't even know of any substantive legislation she has put forth. She's playing at being a member of Congress, always has. Just fucking useless. Let's just call her Sandy, letting her know we have her number.

Sandy from WESTCHESTER.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Wait a second. Is he holding a ball and a pen?

Does this motherfucker really think someone is going to ask him to sign a ball?!

I can see why you made this mistaken assumption, but I have super-high resolution television, and can just make out writing on both objects.

Written on the ball it says "You are at a baseball game, your name is Joe Biden."

Embossed on the pen it says "You are the President of the United States of America, your name is Joe Biden."

 

[Feline Supremacist]

It's usually only babies that get rehabbed. Sometimes the mother gets killed by a predator or gets hit by a car and someone finds the babies when they hear them crying. A lot of times it's just people doing stupid shit. Plenty of people decide to cut down trees on their property without ever checking to see if animals have made a home in the tree first. A lot of times the mothers are crushed to death when the tree falls (and some of the babies as well). Also people have a nasty habit of trying to prune their own trees with chainsaws without ever checking for nests first and more often than not people usually saw through squirrel nests, killing the mother and often mutilating the babies. I've seen babies come in with missing limbs and bloodied faces more than I want to remember.

Those that can be saved get rehabbed. If all goes well, when they get to adulthood (about 12 weeks which is when they'd leave the nest), they get put in release cages and gently reintroduced to nature where eventually they leave on their own and make their own nests and continue on the path they were originally on before some moron with a chainsaw fucked it up.

So the truth? Do Squirrels need a community of rehabilitation specialists? Probably not but when a 4 week old baby with its eyes still closed comes in to the wildlife center, and it's injured and in pain, and hungry and crying for its mother (they make a specific high pitched whine when they're calling for mom), and they're terrified because they can't understand why their whole world has been turned upside down, it takes a much harder man than I am to say, "Fuck it, toss it outside and let it starve to death". And thus rehabbers came to be.

Here's a fun fact: At least in New York state it is illegal for wildlife rehabbers to accept money or get paid for saving wildlife. All expenses come out of our pockets. Most nature centers and wildlife centers only survive through donations. I'm just grateful that I was successful enough in my real career that I can afford to do this. At the very least I feel like I'm giving back to the planet in some small way.

Another fun fact! Squirrels are the reason for most of the trees around us and in forests. Each year Squirrels forget about roughly 50% of the nuts and pine cones they bury, many of which will eventually germinate and grow into trees.

Anyway, sorry for the thread derailment. Now back to your regularly scheduled Pedo Joe programming...

You are doing the Lord's work, along with the Wild Bird Fund, another group of wildlife rehabbers.

 

[Witthel]

Biden getting booed at the Congressional baseball game.

THE MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT IN US HISTORY FOLKS!

 

[Confused Doggo]

You know since shitskin sandniggers are told they DON'T have to take the vaccine PLUS they get free health care, gibs, and whatnot, I'm surprised I haven't seen/heard of anyone renouncing their citizenship while still here and saying they are a "migrant."
Be something for someone to try and see if the media picked up on it--or if the idea kind of spread into a movement. What more does anyone here have to lose? They aren't doing anything to stop this shit.

Funny you should mention that...

 

[Gehenna]

Funny you should mention that...
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The 'best' part is, there'd be no repercussions for it. They don't even have to sign anything for weeks while getting 'attended to'. As soon as you have to sign something or make a verbal affirmation, just say "Actually, I'm a citizen, thanks for the free shit".

 

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The 'best' part is, there'd be no repercussions for it. They don't even have to sign anything for weeks while getting 'attended to'. As soon as you have to sign something or make a verbal affirmation, just say "Actually, I'm a citizen, thanks for the free shit".

Something tells me anyone with the wrong skintone wouldn't be given any free shit, but hey, if I was sick and broke I'd buy the biggest fake sombrero and maracas I could find at the dollar -- sorry, Democrat economy, two dollar -- store and give it a whirl. What have you got to lose?

 

[Pig Cups]

All he has to do is keep doing his rallies and keep nailing the Biden and the Democrats. Him not having Twitter right now is helping him immensely.

The MSM and dems must be fervently wishing that Trump wasn’t un-person’d by social media right about now. If he was still broadcasting on Twitter, they’d have something to distract and draw attention from Joe Biden’s/the party’s complete failure, as Trump is (for better or for worse) a lightning rod: “LOOK WHAT BLUMPF SAID!!!” they’d cry. After all, their ratings are abysmal and Trump™ is a sure way to bring in viewers. But they don’t have this asset anymore because they shot their load in portraying Trump as a literal traitor who needed silencing. And the ‘releases’ From The Office Of Donald J. Trump just don’t have the same spiciness as tweets.

Quite a position they’ll be in if Trump runs again. Do they let him back on social media in the hopes that he’ll shoot himself in the dick and turn people off? But then, they’d have to betray their massive narrative that they drove into people’s heads that blumpf having a platform is dangerous cuz iNSurReCTiOn. Giving it back to him after all that *almost* looks like tacit support. Plus, the longer he’s kept off, the more he’s martyred. Consider the optics of someone who once served as the leader of the free world, is seeking re-election, yet is banned from today’s equivalent of the public square.

Optimistic, I know, but imagine if he runs again and his being cut off from Twitter actually helps him? A lot of people, even his own supporters, didn’t really care for the tweeting. Then, in desperation, Fuckerberg and Dorsey give it all back to him as some sort of thwart tactic, but even that fails? Leftists really have no foresight and are unable to consider the possibility of future consequences to the actions they take. They thought silencing Trump would be a godsend because it would cut off the pulpit of their biggest critic as Biden moved in. Now, they’re probably wishing they hadn’t. It’s one thing to feed your enemy rope in the hopes that he’ll hang himself, but these dumbasses decided to stop feeding rope.

Maybe when she is sucking her soyboy's cock. Then she cries because he can't get it up.

Wait, those two actually fuck? She has exactly the kind of “man” I’d expect her to have- subservient, quiet, and won’t disagree/get in her way. No way spaghetti-arms wears the pants in that relationship.

She probably requires him to verify her consent before they fuck, even though they’ve been together for years. I can literally hear him nasally sperging about “rape culture” and his white guilt.

He looks just like the male Hillary voter. Same low-testosterone beta appearance on these twats. The stench of soy emanating from my screen right now is fucking noxious.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Wait, those two actually fuck? She has exactly the kind of “man” I’d expect her to have- subservient, quiet, and won’t disagree/get in her way. No way spaghetti-arms wears the pants in that relationship.
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She probably requires him to verify her consent before they fuck, even though they’ve been together for years. I can literally hear him nasally sperging about “rape culture” and his white guilt.

He looks just like the male Hillary voter. Same low-testosterone beta appearance on these twats. The stench of soy emanating from my screen right now is fucking noxious.
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Nah, I don't think these two actually fuck. She just makes him a soy latte and he goes away to sleep on the couch after jacking off to futanari hentai.

 

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Nah, I don't think these two actually fuck. She just makes him a soy latte and he goes away to sleep on the couch after jacking off to futanari hentai.

Yes, but, Balls or No Balls? I've been told this is a vital question with regards to futanari hentai.