Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

If hes still in prison when Barb kicks and especially considering what he's charged with it is extremely unlikely they would let him out to attend. Most requests to be released for a few hours to attend a funeral are denied, tough shit

Even if he isn't behind bars then the rest of the family would almost certainly get a restraining order preventing him from attending. Our relative's rapist who is also her son wants to attend the funeral please tell him no your honor, most judges are gonna tell Chris no

I would expect Cole Smithey will be asked to handle these affairs. He's Barb's oldest son and has his shit together unlike Chris, but he also is not on good terms with Barb. He probably won't bother to pay for a funeral and will instead have her cremated at the cheapest nearby crematorium and dump the ashes in a river or something. If Cole refuses to claim the body I think the county will send it to a funeral home which will dispose of it and the county will pay for transportation and disposal.

Why does his handwriting look worse than an elementary school child's?

He was never taught to hold a pen correctly. I found a photo of Chris drawing/writing and flipped it around so you can get a glimpse through Chris's eyes. If you want to try holding a pen like Chris now you can try.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He was never taught to hold a pen correctly. I found a photo of Chris drawing/writing and flipped it around so you can get a glimpse through Chris's eyes. If you want to try holding a pen like Chris now you can try.

He was never rough mothers aren't for raping. Can you believe he had to be taught that.

Mothers should not be raped
Sperm is inedible unless you live in West Hollywood

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I would expect Cole Smithey will be asked to handle these affairs. He's Barb's oldest son and has his shit together unlike Chris, but he also is not on good terms with Barb. He probably won't bother to pay for a funeral and will instead have her cremated at the cheapest nearby crematorium and dump the ashes in a river or something. If Cole refuses to claim the body I think the county will send it to a funeral home which will dispose of it and the county will pay for transportation and disposal.

It's already been planned that Barb would be cremated and join Bob in his space in the Columbarium. Chris, on the other hand, is probably going to be buried in a potters field. If you were to ask me before Chris did the dirty deed on Barb, I would have told you when Chris died, a whole bunch of his enablers/supporters would establish a GoFundMe for the funeral expenses, plot and headstone.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He was never taught to hold a pen correctly. I found a photo of Chris drawing/writing and flipped it around so you can get a glimpse through Chris's eyes. If you want to try holding a pen like Chris now you can try.

It’s an autistic thing, due to poor fine motor control skills kids on the spectrum often develop odd pencil grips, they even have special pencils and pencil toppers to try and help:

Spoiler

 

[RodgerDodger]

Barb got into the driver's seat and then ran him down again herself. That's why she was facing exactly the same felony charge as Chris.

Which does make the fact that almost nothing has been heard from her rather interesting, does it not? You would almost expect Barb to move heaven and earth to get Chris out of Jail, and proclaim him innocent, based on past behavior. But that's not happening. If anything she is going about her suddenly peaceful life as a normal octogenarian, complaining about when the mailman's gonna show up. This seems a bit out of character for the Barb we have witnessed for years, does it not? Heck maybe she really is deep in dementia and has forgotten she has a son? Wouldn't that be a blessing? "who left all this pudding in the freezer!?!" Okay maybe not...

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It’s an autistic thing, due to poor fine motor control skills kids on the spectrum often develop odd pencil grips, they even have special pencils and pencil toppers to try and help:

Spoiler

They didn't have those when he was growing, did he? I'm surprised Chris' finger isn't in a splint, that could explain those gross gloves that he always wears.

 

[Tikbalang]

He was never taught to hold a pen correctly. I found a photo of Chris drawing/writing and flipped it around so you can get a glimpse through Chris's eyes. If you want to try holding a pen like Chris now you can try.

No shit it's difficult for us as much as for Chris holding the pen correctly.

They didn't have those when he was growing, did he? I'm surprised Chris' finger isn't in a splint, that could explain those gross gloves that he always wears.

I get why doing commissions is a chore, either he get carpal tunnel or he's using his whole arm to get the job done. I believe he wear fingerless gloves because he has sweaty palms.

 

[Sugriva]

It’s an autistic thing, due to poor fine motor control skills kids on the spectrum often develop odd pencil grips, they even have special pencils and pencil toppers to try and help:

Spoiler

This is completely unrelated and gay and retarded, but has anyone else recently tried to write something on a physical piece of paper, with a genuine bona fide pencil, and found it completely impossible? I can't even write two sentences without my wrist becoming unbearably sore. Keyboards have completely spoiled me.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

I have been saying as much for years. He's honestly got to have something more wrong with him than just autism his issues are just so weird, the only thing that makes me doubt that is the court ordered stuff he's had in the past but I am guessing some of Bob's training about when to shut up to doctors / councillors / authority still held for Chris then.

Hell I wonder if Bob and Barb knew he had other issues as well as autism and didn't tell him because he would have blabbed about it bringing Shame on them, hell they might have viewed the Autisim diagnosis as a boon because in the 80's and 90's schools in general didn't know how to handle it and any other issues he had might have been written off as Autism allowing them to hide it.

That could be a reasonable explanation about how and why he never got to look at the Autism papers as there was more there than just that.

I think he likely has FAS based on the fact he has no Philtrum. It would also explain his low cognition.

 

[HeilDave]

Which does make the fact that almost nothing has been heard from her rather interesting, does it not? You would almost expect Barb to move heaven and earth to get Chris out of Jail, and proclaim him innocent, based on past behavior. But that's not happening. If anything she is going about her suddenly peaceful life as a normal octogenarian, complaining about when the mailman's gonna show up. This seems a bit out of character for the Barb we have witnessed for years, does it not? Heck maybe she really is deep in dementia and has forgotten she has a son? Wouldn't that be a blessing? "who left all this pudding in the freezer!?!" Okay maybe not...

Apples and oranges. Past behavior was an us-vs-them clash of personalities with Jew Snyder, "the original troll". It escalated to the point of him playing chicken with their parked car and them both calling his bluff. Barb was personally invested, and was sure that her family was in the right, and blew Bob's money on a lawyer to prove it.

She doesn't have that kind of money now, and Chris already has a good lawyer. The whole world knows she's been having sex with her son, she probably just wants to curl up and die. She can't just come out and say the whole thing is fiction or delusions because Chris won't shut up about it.

Dementia or no, the only way to move heaven and earth would be to be the altruistic parent and take the rap completely herself. A person who wants the best for their kids no matter what could think "I'm in my 80's, I don't have long left, they'll give me a slap on the wrists".

Standing up in front of the world and announcing she not only has consensual sex with her trans son, but was the aggressor who took advantage of a mentally ill tard, would be out of character for the Barb we have witnessed for years.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Yes, besides the incest charges I believe that he will also be charged for stealing $750 from Barb because it's embezzlement and in the state of Virginia, embezzlement over $200 is a felony and is punishable by up to 20 years in prison.

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I think these embezzlement charges are what’s really gonna fuck him. The incest is bad but their isn’t a huge amount of case law for Chris circumstances and I think if it was just that his lawyer could get him a sweet deal. But everyone understands the embezzlement and breach of EPO and that has very clear laws and punishment.

This is so on-the-nose that it seems like Chris thinks this will help him with an insanity plea.

nah Chris is literally incapable of acting like that. I remember a long time ago a troll asked Chris to pretend to be crazy and all Chris could do was make up gibberish and flail his arms about. He ent smart enough to understand how to pretend to be insane in a nuanced way.

I just felt that given the situation, if Chris says they're a girl, it's a low-tier request to follow that pronoun protocol. It hurts no one to do that. Well, except maybe a few True and Honest folks here. It hurts them the worst.

Why is it always the anime avatars?

What happens if he gets convicted and thrown in a real prison? How likely is it he ends up a Skinhead? Or some other common prison gang that he would no doubt have access to that could influence his world view? How long is it until we get Gay Retarded Tranny Jesus telling us to kill all the Jews?

I mean, we thought things were bad when it was Sonic the Hedgehog and My Little Pony. Imagine how bad things can turn out if it's the Aryan Brotherhood or a bunch of sex offenders telling him it's "normal" to rape.

No offense but this is a pretty juvenile idea you have of prison. If his prison does have a strong gang culture then gangs are normally segregated to their own wing and time schedule. That and gangs normally reflect real gangs on the outside so normally you go to prison already in a gang.
The only people who get recruited are kids who are willing to do retarded shit like throw a punch at a guard or some shit.

That said, I do think Chris will come out hardcore Christian. I have a feeling he will say God Jesus and the bear cured him of all his mental ills when in prison and he will make some Sonichu comics where Jesus is like a main character.

 

[AnOminous]

He probably won't bother to pay for a funeral and will instead have her cremated at the cheapest nearby crematorium and dump the ashes in a river or something.

She already has a spot in the columbarium next to Bob and the stone is carved already, for the millionth time.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

They didn't have those when he was growing, did he? I'm surprised Chris' finger isn't in a splint, that could explain those gross gloves that he always wears.

yes, they did.
gonna powerlevel
i have mild CP and am a little older than Chris. had to use one when learning to write.
my handwriting makes Christian's look like a professional.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

yes, they did.
gonna powerlevel
i have mild CP and am a little older than Chris. had to use one when learning to write.
my handwriting makes Christian's look like a professional.

Then that means Borb never looked into getting that for Chris. Boy, did they fail him.

 

[Glowie]

Its like I'm watching a chimp holding holding stick and fishing for ants.

Then that means Borb never looked into getting that for Chris. Boy, did they fail him.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Talking about Chris' habdwriting, is it just me or does his handwriting get worse when he's talking about how Null outed him to the police? You can feel him losing his mind in those sentences.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why does his handwriting look worse than an elementary school child's?

because he never learn how to fix it in school. It can be forgiven since he was mute, but even then he was pretty bad.

Chris uses a very awkward way of holding a pen - which is also why he draws so crappy.

Chris has never even learned to hold a pen correctly. Instead of holding the front of the pen with the thumb and forefinger, he draws with his index finger sticking out and bent around the pen. Give this a try and see how long it takes for you to get carpal tunnel.

(also he's mentally still an elementary school kid)

 

[Manticucc]

Well....

That was an interesting read.

I'm actually quite surprised-- although it's complete schitzo ramblings, it's actually fairly well thought and and written OK. It's, I would say, at an AVERAGE (nowadays) adult reading/writting level.

This is the first substantial piece of writting I've seen from Chris-- and I'm a little shocked. There's also a lot of Philosophical ideas he puts forth, that can be unpacked. (And I doubt he's actually read anything like Descartes-- but it's what he is touching on.)

*EDIT*

Past the 2nd page now.......he's gone off the fucking rails. Must have lost lucidity at this point.

 

[Mason Verger]

That said, I do think Chris will come out hardcore Christian.

I predicted that at first as well, mainly because they seemed the only group that would take in almost anybody.. then Chris came out saying he was literally the second coming of Jesus. I’m not sure the prison Bible club will take that lightly.

 

[AelaMao]

Generations from now, microhistorians of the future may utilise Christian Weston Chandler as an 'exceptional typical' to understand the culture of the early 21st century.

This letter may well and truly become an archival source.