Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
It will eventually happen though, like it's been said, these two deserve each other 100%, but that won't keep Ralph from fucking up her life too.
Or just physically fucking her up. Lately, he is in a constant state of drunken/drugged rage not even beneath the surface, and I wouldn't be surprised if he'd get violent with someone who couldn't knock him on his ass, which means a woman pretty much.
 
Imagine desiring to impress Ethan Sharting Ralph. Imagine feeling you are not "good enough" for him and putting some sort of retarded effort into becoming worth his little dick.
some people just have to take what they can get

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I am not attractive person myself but holy shit she's beat
yeah. at the very least she could get some type of teeth work done or at least a different haircut and lose some weight. said the same about faith a few months back too. may’s got a really unfortunate facial structure that would take surgery to fix but it doesn’t mean she has to give up on at least looking presentable. a haircut that’s meant for her head shape and makes her balding and fucked up side profile less prominent would at least somewhat improve her looks
 
Or just physically fucking her up. Lately, he is in a constant state of drunken/drugged rage not even beneath the surface, and I wouldn't be surprised if he'd get violent with someone who couldn't knock him on his ass, which means a woman pretty much.
It’s also pretty obvious that his dumbass 24 hour trovo stream was just a poor excuse to avoid going to meet his pregnant fiancé’s family and attend her grandmother’s funeral. I’m sure May was humiliated to show up pregnant without the fiancé she has told her family all about for the past year and is now pregnant by.

I bet she had a great time explaining to her family that his very important “fuck trovo” live stream to 109 people took precedence over meeting her family or supporting his pregnant “fiancé” at her grandma’s funeral. Low expectations were lowered ever more.

But in reality he did her a favor because could you imagine the reaction of her family to meeting a morbidly obese, 5’1, angry, sweaty redneck to her family? No matter how trashy May’s family might be even they would be aghast at the Gunt in person. Then they realize she’s pregnant by this disgusting creature. The family would weep more over this than the death of their matriarch.

I wonder if Ralph will ever meet Amanda’s family. I figure she will have split before there’s another reason that could force him to meet supposedly future in-laws. These two will never get legally married.
 
Honestly, if May has any sense, she purposely left Ralph at home with some excuses about "New York laws regarding covid," and is already secretly plotting her escape.

But then May doesn't have sense, hence getting pregnant by the pig in the first place. Still, who knows. Letting her dumbass "partner" gamble and drink away all of her baby formula is exceptionally dumb even for a horse. And it seems like something happened at Vegas that really brought down the mood, (was it just being served?) so she might have realized he was cheating, and might not want to deal with him being in prison while she has to do everything. Also, he had promised her that she wouldn't have to keep working as a "wagie" by now, but look how that didn't pan out. Either he made her producer and she already pissed him off not working miracles, or he lied, and she might be catching on. I'm curious to see how the holidays play out.
 
Honestly, if May has any sense, she purposely left Ralph at home with some excuses about "New York laws regarding covid," and is already secretly plotting her escape.

But then May doesn't have sense, hence getting pregnant by the pig in the first place. Still, who knows. Letting her dumbass "partner" gamble and drink away all of her baby formula is exceptionally dumb even for a horse. And it seems like something happened at Vegas that really brought down the mood, (was it just being served?) so she might have realized he was cheating, and might not want to deal with him being in prison while she has to do everything. Also, he had promised her that she wouldn't have to keep working as a "wagie" by now, but look how that didn't pan out. Either he made her producer and she already pissed him off not working miracles, or he lied, and she might be catching on. I'm curious to see how the holidays play out.
He lost and blew a bunch of money in Vegas, but he figured he’d totally make up for that by taking another cheap trip to AC where he lost even more.

Pantsu better hang on to her shitty wagie job because being totally reliant on Ralph will seal her doom.
 
I bet she had a great time explaining to her family that his very important “fuck trovo” live stream to 109 people took precedence over meeting her family or supporting his pregnant “fiancé” at her grandma’s funeral. Low expectations were lowered ever more.
That sure beats what she’ll have to tell them the next time he declines to accompany her to a family milestone: “Ralph can’t make it, he’s in prison again. Nothing violent, don’t worry — just revenge porn.”
 
But then May doesn't have sense, hence getting pregnant by the pig in the first place. Still, who knows. Letting her dumbass "partner" gamble and drink away all of her baby formula is exceptionally dumb even for a horse.
If she had half a brain in her head, she'd find some pathetic simp of a horsefucker with a reliable 9 to 5 who is also so cucked and desperate he'd even be okay with raising a half-horse half-pig retard hybrid. If Becky Gerber can do it, so can Sarah Jessica Porker here.
 
If she had half a brain in her head, she'd find some pathetic simp of a horsefucker with a reliable 9 to 5 who is also so cucked and desperate he'd even be okay with raising a half-horse half-pig retard hybrid. If Becky Gerber can do it, so can Sarah Jessica Porker here.
She’s thirsty for that e-fame. Now she’s e-famous for being engaged to and knocked up by a morbidly obese convict who shits himself on the internet for donations. Congratulations, May! 🍾🎊🎈
 
I have no reason to believe he hasn't already burned the bridge with her family. I'd actually be surprised if he did not burn that bridge.
It is the hallmark of the abusive male, often a sad fat insecure manlet, to get his victim to disconnect from her family so she has nowhere to turn when she realizes she has to leave him.
 
I have no reason to believe he hasn't already burned the bridge with her family. I'd actually be surprised if he did not burn that bridge.
Nah, he’s never even made the effort to meet them. I’d guess a few awkward moments on the phone is the most effort he’s ever made with any of May’s family and that may have only occurred after she found out she was pregnant, if even that.

Pregnant, unmarried May showing up alone to grandma’s funeral let her family know exactly the shitty situation May has gotten herself into. Im sure they fully expect her to return to Rochester in the next two years with little Guntling in tow and get on the HUD housing wait list…after a few months in a Richmond DV shelter.
 
Nah, he’s never even made the effort to meet them. I’d guess a few awkward moments on the phone is the most effort he’s ever made with any of May’s family and that may have only occurred after she found out she was pregnant, if even that.

Pregnant, unmarried May showing up alone to grandma’s funeral let her family know exactly the shitty situation May has gotten herself into. Im sure they fully expect her to return to Rochester in the next two years with little Guntling in tow and get on the HUD housing wait list…after a few months in a Richmond DV shelter.
Let’s hope May has some redneck male cousins (who haven’t ODed on opiates) who will get their redneck revenge of the Gunt for dishonouring their family. But that’s optimistic.
 
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