Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[lamp shade]

How did he pay for the cab?

He is so painfully bad at lying.

 

[unctuous mouthfeel]

How did he pay for the cab?

He is so painfully bad at lying.

the cab, the bar, the sandwich, the $2100/month studio apartment. none of these are expenses one can typically justify when they're strapped for cash.

 

[Miss Misery]

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This tweet in particular has had me stumped. Shouldn't he be the one paying for intersex testing?

I was under the impression that he'd already had testing and been diagnosed with PAIS...

 

[Ed Special]

NSFW/NSFL - Do not click if you are eating.

Funny how they all have the world's tiniest micropenises, innit?
Also, lol @ the retarded fags who pay tens of thousands of dollars to look like victims of third-world FGM.

 

[Shrugs]

Can we get a poll when we think Rioley will bite the bullet?

 

[constant exposure]

Kevin was his "first partner"? So at 40 the closest to a relationship he's ever got was exchanging 's with Kevin? At least the incel to troon pipeline is supposed to make you no longer an incel. SAD

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Nice OP! I appreciate everyone involved, and @0 1 you're a skilled writer.

His sister is beautiful and she doesnt deserve to be featured on the farms imo. She has nothing to do with her diaper wearing degenerate brother.

Crazy Brett should have died instead of his talented sister.

 

[White Baby]

He did this knowing full well that he if he did so, he wouldn't have enough money for anything other than "Gatorade and ramen" later that night.

$16 could get you, like.. three overdone but super tasty sandwiches on good bread, or like two weeks' worth of sandwiches with basic ingredients and a carton of eggs for your morning protein. Wtf.

 

[Old Fart]

Can we get a poll when we think Rioley will bite the bullet?

He won't. As a general rule, those who keep droning on and on about how miserable they are and how they're going to end it are in the lower risk zone of actually doing it.

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

He won't. As a general rule, those who keep droning on and on about how miserable they are and how they're going to end it are in the lower risk zone of actually doing it.

Rioley and his ilk are like kids who have tantrums in stores.
The ones who start howling at the tops of their lungs, screaming at their parents, dropping to the floor, crying, and destroying stuff around them. They will bite/claw/injure anyone BUT themselves unless they decide to toss themselves against something stupid. It's all about THEM and they might threaten to hurt themselves, but they will never actually to it to the point where death is a risk. Threatening death is just another thing to hysterically yell because is supposed to provoke a deep reaction.

Meanwhile the quiet kid who picks all the labels off stuff looking distant and sad, or the one drawing weird crap in a secret journal is way more at risk of hurting themselves deeply and purposely to the point of 41ing.

 

[Outwith Quiddany]

This tweet in particular has had me stumped. Shouldn't he be the one paying for intersex testing?

Back during his futa surgery flameout he claims he has PAIS and that he's already has some kind of scarring down there so why does he need intersex testing?

Does he think he has some kind of mythical estrogen insensitivity or what?

 

[s0mbra]

It's about time Rioley Violence Tampon Stor got his own thread. Well done, all.

How many threads has Kevin directly or indirectly spun off at this point?

• Mode_View
• Tranch
• Kindness
• Wedge (KIDDING)
• Rioley
• others?

edit: @0 1, we need a picture of the "Rioley" credit card in the OP, because it's just that hilarious.

You think Kevin's hoard of man slobs harem will ever turn their back on him because he is the reason so many of them are getting kf threads?

I doubt it, but it's a fun thought

 

[lowenergy]

Here are some of my thoughts on the Ravioli sandwich saga. Assuming he didn't walk halfway across San Francisco to get his lunch after the MRI, the Ike's he ordered from was on 901 Polk Street, San Francisco. I've been over the vegan part of the Polk Street location's menu multiple times, and I can't find any kind of $16 anything. Even in the urban hellscape of techie San Fran, the most expensive (vegan) sandwich this place offers is a little below $13 in cost.
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Given this information, I see three possible explanations, from most likely to least likely:
a) Rioley's full of shit and made up a "woe is me my food got snatched" story to regain those sweet Internet points he's lost by seething for days on end.
b) He got some kind of chips+sandwich+drink combo meal deal for his $16. He did this knowing full well that he if he did so, he wouldn't have enough money for anything other than "Gatorade and ramen" later that night. Assuming the meal actually did get stolen (lol), the guy got a grip on a bag much like this one. Nobody stopped the guy who stole the bag or said anything about it.
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c) He actually did manage to spend $16 on the sandwich (somehow), but it was customized. He did this knowing full well that he if he did so, he wouldn't have enough money for anything other than "Gatorade and ramen" later that night. The guy who stole the sandwich (lol) tore a different bag directly out of Ravioli's hands as he went about his day, and nobody stopped him or said anything about it.
Additionally, Ravioli thinks he's too special for any of the less expensive items on the menu despite appearing to be poor as dirt.



It should be noted that these last two options are distant runners-up to the much simpler solution that Rioley is full of shit, especially given that he specifically mentioned the sandwich itself cost $16. I've been trying to square the Rioley tweet with the facts of the menu for a while now, and I'm not sure it can be done. Serves me right for attempting to logic out a tweet from someone too emotionally unstable to be let into the Korps, I suppose. Here's the Polk location menu if someone else wants to take a crack at it.

I would bet cold hard cash that he just forgot his sandwich in the back of an Uber but wanted to make it into a story where he’s the victim of some meanie to farm some pity points.

 

[lamp shade]

I would bet cold hard cash that he just forgot his sandwich in the back of an Uber but wanted to make it into a story where he’s the victim of some meanie to farm some pity points.

I want to put Brett and Russell Greer in a room together with a basic storyline and see which one out-plights the other.

 

[John Furrman]

@0 1 what poll should the first thread poll be?

$16 could get you, like.. three overdone but super tasty sandwiches on good bread, or like two weeks' worth of sandwiches with basic ingredients and a carton of eggs for your morning protein. Wtf.

You’re right. Rioley can’t cook for shit, I think.

 

[Old Fart]

Found the post with him chimping out at a pizzeria, earning him the name Rioley Ravioli:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...etreb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-9752041

Also adds the claim he "managed a restaurant"

 

[Ed Special]

Found the post with him chimping out at a pizzeria, earning him the name Rioley Ravioli:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...etreb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-9752041

Also adds the claim he "managed a restaurant"

Y'know, all of that actually sounds believable except for A) Ravioli having literally any job experience and B) Anyone giving two shits what a tranny thinks.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

$16 could get you, like.. three overdone but super tasty sandwiches on good bread, or like two weeks' worth of sandwiches with basic ingredients and a carton of eggs for your morning protein. Wtf.

He's vegan so that can easily get you rice, lentils, some canned vegetables and beans. I bet he's never heard of congee. He could be have been eating for at least a week but he's too lazy to cook. I thought cooking was a womanly thing to do?

 

[Sarah Connor]

Great OP, awesome work.
Brett constantly brings up the fact that he’s a “sex worker”, is there any proof of this. Posting photos of himself in diapers doesn’t count. He doesn’t have an Only Fans that he advertises all the time, so does anyone have any idea what he’s talking about when he brings up his “sex work”?

 

[Hog]

I'll laugh so hard if he gets tested for an intersex condition and finds out he's XYY.

Back during his futa surgery flameout he claims he has PAIS and that he's already has some kind of scarring down there so why does he need intersex testing?

Does he think he has some kind of mythical estrogen insensitivity or what?

Rioleys so dumb I wouldn't be surprised if that supposed scarring was the ridge on his scrotom.