Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[Special Agent Punchy]

Isn't that bad, although I firmly believe that she had cheated. Question 8 is a very simple highschool-level trigonometry and she still failed to answer it correctly after 4 tries, but for example Question 6 is significantly harder as it is disk/washer integrals and she somehow solved it.

Also funny that she is taking Calc II in her second year, when in a normal TTU curriculum she should have passed that one year earlier. https://catalog.ttu.edu/preview_program.php?catoid=5&poid=4087

Looks like stuff from the beginning of summer term, so it's possible she's retaking after flunking.
Failing the cores? Not a good sign!

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

Question 8 is a very simple highschool-level trigonometry and she still failed to answer it correctly after 4 tries, but for example Question 6 is significantly harder as it is disk/washer integrals and she somehow solved it.

Q8 calls for 4 inputs. Only the first x coordinate (1.25) was incorrect (it should be 4cos30 but she input sin(30)/4). It’s a lazy mistake because she didn’t bother to sense-check it by applying Pythagorean theorem or considering the angle (how can an acute angle result in a greater y coordinate?). I wouldn’t exactly call her a blathering idiot for that mistake. 3/4 coordinates are correct, hence 0.75/1.

 

[Michael Janke]

bella supposedly abused steroids for high school wrestling right?
that makes me wonder where she got those in the first place.
getting a prescription for testosterone is tough, especially for a woman i'd imagine
maybe she stole them from her fathers stache?
Mikey was an ex navy seal, is very rich and well connected.
he probably got himself steroids because since he's no longer a seal, he probably feels like a Low T Soyboy. compared to his likely high energy days of his prime

 

[Greasy Spoon]

anyone smarter than me want to tell me if she sucks at math?
http://webwork.math.ttu.edu/wwtmp/s...y/s221dukarunam1452s202.ijanke.Homework_1.pdf

It's the subject she's persistently cheated at with the multiple examples of sharing exam screens, having recent prior exams that she shouldn't have access to etc.

She also has a Mathway subscription, which simply states: Scan Photos, Solve Problems.

Spoiler: Google Play store description

is the world’s smartest math calculator for algebra, graphing, calculus and more! Simply point your camera and snap a photo or type your math homework question for step-by-step answers.

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Trigonometry/Precalculus (trigonometric functions, identities, conic sections, vectors, matrices, complex numbers, sequences and series, and more...)

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Statistics (probability, permutations, combinations, and more...)

Got a math problem? Just ask Mathway.

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bella supposedly abused steroids for high school wrestling right?
that makes me wonder where she got those in the first place.
getting a prescription for testosterone is tough, especially for a woman i'd imagine
maybe she stole them from her fathers stache?
Mikey was an ex navy seal, is very rich and well connected.
he probably got himself steroids because since he's no longer a seal, he probably feels like a Low T Soyboy. compared to his likely high energy days of his prime

To be fair to him he could just as easily be on legit prescription TRT (and especially if he abused them in his earlier years), but Bella? No way. It just reads like another edgy tale, if she did high school wrestling then why not ham it up as well.

 

[Pikachu For Prezident]

Man, I think this is the first time in a long while a lolcow has become infamous enough to be proudly displayed on the main page's "wall of shame".

That's no small feat...and hardly one to be proud of .

 

[Mendicant]

Magnificent evening. Even if it wasn't our princess - and I think it was our princess - still was a fascinating evening. I trust our moderator to deliver additional entertaining drama and information as they become ripe.

A delightful new chapter has opened, the fungus has bloomed. A intoxicated LARPing princess, trying her hand at shaping kiwi perception once again.

Glad to know our sinnerman is still running.
Sinnerman, where are you gon' run to?

 

[Scheele's Green]

Computer engineering has a heavy electrical engineering component because unlike computer science which deals almost exclusively with software computer engineering also deals with the hardware. Electrical engineering is the most math heavy of the branches of engineering. Circuit work is a lot of calc. Don't be an electrical or computer engineer if you're not great at calc and linear.

She should've been a civil engineer.

 

[GumballFapper]

I passed Calc II on my third try after failing twice, and I wouldn't have passed Calc III if it hadn't been because a relative hired a tutor for me. .

I'm going to assume you tried and failed. Bella was sniffing cat farts instead of trying harder

That's the thing; ...

Spoiler: TMI Feels response

You know man, all of us suck at something. I am personally the reverse of you. I like to think of myself as some sort of Calc master while discrete math and statistics makes me feel like a complete brainlet who can't understand anything, and that's what scared me from studying CS/CE in the first place, despite liking programming.

She should've been a civil engineer.

She probably was forced into the degree by her father who owns a computer-based company. Her h4xxing delusions probably played a part in that as well.

 

[Scheele's Green]

She probably was forced into the degree by her father who owns a computer-based company. Her h4xxing delusions probably played a part in that as well.

Lol "She should've been a cvil engineer" is engineer for "She's a lazy retard."

But I do agree that daddy wanted a comp engineer who is more controllable than an average joe he could hire off the street.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I really hope she showered before her meets. Would not want to wrestle someone with a filth fetish...

 

[Glowie]

bella supposedly abused steroids for high school wrestling right?
that makes me wonder where she got those in the first place.
getting a prescription for testosterone is tough, especially for a woman i'd imagine
maybe she stole them from her fathers stache?
Mikey was an ex navy seal, is very rich and well connected.
he probably got himself steroids because since he's no longer a seal, he probably feels like a Low T Soyboy. compared to his likely high energy days of his prime

Same way how troons get back alley HRT, uppers and downers.

Dealers watch degenerate rich kids like a fucking hawk.

If you had a gym club or been a member of it, lazy fucks buy anabolics to compensate for lack of effort and work.

Bella is a lazy whore, so rich kid option it is.
Her grease and lack of hygiene is another way to compensate for lack of practice and skill.
Average girl student who wrestle don't wrangle pigs coated with butter.

Driving away competition by being so disgusting that no-one who values their health won't touch her is a smart move for the horror cow.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

i see alot of people expressing their concerns with the perceived stagnation of this saga right now. but I think it's important to remember that the arrest of chris was only 72 days ago. since then kf has extracted a wealth of lulzy and horrific content. just because things have slowed down since the leaks doesn't mean it's over, it doesn't mean bella has assumed a new tomboy identity and changed her name never to be seen again. i just know there will be more, all we have to do is sit back and wait

 

[Mendicant]

All I do is sit back and wait, I'm happy to do more of that. This portobella saga has been fascinating.

 

[Maradontia]

Sh

Same way how troons get back alley HRT, uppers and downers.

Dealers watch degenerate rich kids like a fucking hawk.

If you had a gym club or been a member of it, lazy fucks buy anabolics to compensate for lack of effort and work.

Bella is a lazy whore, so rich kid option it is.
Her grease and lack of hygiene is another way to compensate for lack of practice and skill.
Average girl student who wrestle don't wrangle pigs coated with butter.

Driving away competition by being so disgusting that no-one who values their health won't touch her is a smart move for the horror cow.

Wait a second. I wrestled a bit in high school and I deliberately remember there are officials who check your body for infectious skin diseases before a match. How could no one notice her rancid toenails and disqualify her immediately?

 

[Treblinkachu]

Somewhere in the fine independent nation of Texas, there is a fungus wracked by emotional anguish. And having that knowledge is what really, truly makes our days worthwhile, fellow Kiwis.

 

[Glowie]

Sh

Wait a second. I wrestled a bit in high school and I deliberately remember there are officials who check your body for infectious skin diseases before a match. How could no one notice her rancid toenails and disqualify her immediately?

Yes contact sports require clean bill of health.
In MMA circles you can't compete when you have HIV.

For example infected blood could splatter into your eyes, same with other bodily fluids.

Case example Tonka vs Ralph

Viral and fungal infections force the competitor to treat the infection and eliminate it.

No rules against being greasy and rancid.
That's solved by talc to provide grip and fiction, see sumo wrestling.

Greasy Bella is greasy as a sumo wrestler, but latter gets laid and has this thing called dignity

 

[Fatty O'Blimpenstein]

She should've been a civil engineer.

She's not even that good at being a social engineer.

 

[Michael Janke]

i feel kind of dumb, but Kelly Osborn, as in Ozzy's daughter.
i guess she watched the osbournes growing up or something.

 

[Mendicant]

I guess that would make Mike Janke Ozzy Osbourne, if she identifies her troll persona with Kelly.
Neat connection

 

[bzzrak]

Kudos to the OP indeed. excellent post, way way more effort than this monster bitch deserves.
Insane shit, I wonder how do y'all have the time to keep up with all of it. I only have the mental strength for like one or two kiwi farms binges a year.

...

Honestly, with all the internet censorship ramping up and Chris Chan going to jail, like Jim says, it feels like the end of an era. Anybody else feel like Internet 2.0 is officially dead now? Crypto, Blockchains, the fall of old social media (due to gov-enforced censorship) and decentralized servers will represent the next age. Chris was the Cow of my age. Now we got these exceptional zoomer kids psychopathing it up. its like a new era of toys... This new set of lol/horrorcow GLOWS!

this comment hit me in the feels as someone who spent a good part of his teens in various weird places in the internet. back then the internet used to be the escape from reality, now it feels kinda like we're getting to the opposite.
Fuck, is this how getting old begins?