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[AMHOLIO]

During the middle of the dilation arc, Kevin was already bring up a revision to his butcher and she said to him all that would be possible to do is put him under and forcefully shove the largest dilator into amhole. This was months before Kevin completely gave up dilating. He has neglected dilating so much he has stenosis to point of near annihilation of the amhole. The doc could barely fit her finger tip into the amhole. This doesn’t usually happen until a decade after amhole installation with best aftercare. Kevin did this within two years.

They’ll have to do perineal pull through or sigmoid colon graft to fix Kevin’s fuck up.

“I should be a simple fix.”

This is incredibly depressing but he really did do it to himself. Kevin's not likeable, but being a patient for life is hard and painful and it is a shame he could have avoided it.

He noticed the gyno discussion.

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We need to do an experiment where we put a bunch of obgyns to the test of sorting out real and fake vaginas. Everyone takes a quiz in a separate room, double blind with pictures being randomly assigned, then they write down what's real and what's man made. I think it would be the funniest shit.

In other news, Wedge celebrated the arrival of October.

He talks about sex work so freely it really becomes unsexy. Like, the banality of horniness.

All the transformers in the world can't fix what he feels when he walks.

I always wondered ever since the first video of Kevin walking was shown that if he hurts or not. He waddled like he was uncomfortable, not just fat. What has he been going through this entire time? Has he been on pain meds?

If it fractures where is kevvie going to go?

I worry less about Bonnie fucking off than I do Penny. If Bonnie leaves 5ever, then Mixtrix takes care of the problem. It is sad for Kevin but it is ok, Mother Mistress takes care of everything.

If Penny leaves or dies then Kevin's fucked because he can't even inject estrogen into himself. Kevin is a legitimate manchild and I have no idea how he's going to live without Penpen if something happens. Who else tolerates him spending cash on toys and sitting around doing jack and shit?

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I'm sorry Penny that your boyfriend can't be bothered to beg for you and only demands weed for his useless ass. Please tell him to at least ask for medical bill help.

So switch into whatever "alter" can drive and fill out paperwork already, duh, or else what's the point of being "plural?" He should at least have an "alter" who knows not to poke around on Twitter when there's stuff to get done IRL

All however many of Kevin's alters exist are equally useless. There's no universe where Kevin can be assed to do something.

Why the fuck are they all so ugly? It's not like I'm a male model but none of the goblinos in this picture goes above a 3/10

Most people who spend a lot of time on the internet drawing anaromically incorrect porn about furries are usually social outcast who don't take care of themselves and have a hard time getting a date due to looks but mostly social awkwardness. The majority of these people are also Troons who suck at makeup and highlight their manly features with make up and unflattering clothes instead of concealing them.

I'd donate to Kevin myself if we didn't have a policy against cow-tipping. He's provided me with hours of entertainment and discussion and made me read a whole bunch of illuminating TERF rhetoric which I now wholeheartedly endorse.

I only say don't do it because depending o how you donate he could dox you instead. I think giving money is too enabling to fully condone but it sure would bring more amusement.

"their persistent transphobia is brain poison"

Yeah, the truth can be fucking difficult to confront when you've been coddled and lovebombed and brainwashed into avoiding it, because god forbid you read some opinions you disagree with or have to own up to your life and mistakes.

Kevin truly is a weak bitch if he can easily be swayed away from his ideals like that.

 

[Assigned Host Body]

Neck has picked a side and feels his inner Captain Save A Hoe:


(I'll add this to the Kindness thread, too. I think it's relevant to that arc)

He still finds time to creep quite a lot, for a deadbeat dad angry at insurance for not paying the Viagra to mend his self-induced HRT-ED.


Neck has a new Twitter avi, too. Not sure if he is trying to tell us "This Girl Is On Fire", or just that he is flaming.

 

[farttpott]

It's the most wonderful time...

actually, i have reason to believe he spent his money on porn of some guy fucking a pumpkin. one can only wonder how much he spends on this shit per month
edit: also jesus christ, he literally has nearly 500 thousand likes on twitter.

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[stupid frog]

So after last years pumpkin fucker, it's a trend now? Or is this the same dude?

 

[Law]

Thanks Dr Trump!

I make the best amholes. Big, beautiful amholes.

Someone get J. K. "The Ten Ton Tranny Terroriser" Rowling on the case.

J.K. "XY, Hang Em High" Rowling
J.K. "If you Troon then I'm your Doom" Rowling
"Zyklon Joanne"

Why the fuck are they all so ugly? It's not like I'm a male model but none of the goblinos in this picture goes above a 3/10

Really awful clothing choices and haircuts, bizarre facial expressions, and the hygiene habits of a man with severe mental illness will do that. I'm sure the estrogen causing wierd fat distribution and a high-sodium diet causing bloating and dehydration are also doing them no favors.
If Neck got a barber to fix him up, let his facial hair grow back, bought some regular shirts, snd stopped doing murder eyes in pictures, and got better glasses frames, he would look like a normal-ish guy, even with his Neck. I bet with tight and high hair and thick rimmed glasses he could pull off a nerdy hipster look, which is better than the Law and Order: SVU look.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I'd donate to Kevin myself if we didn't have a policy against cow-tipping. He's provided me with hours of entertainment and discussion and made me read a whole bunch of illuminating TERF rhetoric which I now wholeheartedly endorse.

I already hates trannies before I found Kevin, but I have used materials posted here (as well as the top-tier terven discourse about them) to peak trans so many people in my life. Fun fact: most people hate trannies already, they just either believe the falsehoods perpetuated by the propaganda machine that somehow stunning and brave transwimmin are different from the nasty AGP men we all know they are OR they are afraid of being cancelled or curbstomped by unhinged maniacs like Ropely. Most are just waiting for someone else to initiate the apostasy before they feel comfortable agreeing publicly. But every time they use correct pronouns they do so with a false heart.

If you doubt me, revisit the (Canadian, possibly?) poll about trannies in sports. The pendulum is already starting to swing back. The media is in bed with BigTroon so there’s minimal if any acknowledgment that the regular folks out in mEaTsPaCe think it’s all bullshit and that’s probably how it will stay up until the craven “journalists” realize they need to switch tack. We’ve always been at war with Transphobes, we’ve always been at war with Trannies. That sort of thing. But talk to anyone that isn’t a tranny and 9/10 times they’ll go full terven after a few patient minutes.

Especially men. Point them to Kevin’s rape fetish or discuss the blood/dead animal vandalism at the women’s shelter or how we aren’t allowed to use “woman” and instead say “menstruators/pregnant people/uterus-havers” and extrapolate that to their own wives’ medical care being cast aside while Ob-Gyns learn about neovaginas instead of cervical cancer, or their daughters’ safety as male gym teachers can throw on a Nancy Reagan costume and gain access her while she’s in the locker rooms in a state of undress and you’ll have a full blown Earl in your hands in 5 minutes flat.

If Kevin were able to cope with acknowledging that KF exists for longer than one tweeter tantrum, he might realize that his continued public online presence is actively *harming* his own community’s insidious goals. The transphobia is coming from inside the house, and all that.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Neck has picked a side and feels his inner Captain Save A Hoe:

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(I'll add this to the Kindness thread, too. I think it's relevant to that arc)

He still finds time to creep quite a lot, for a deadbeat dad angry at insurance for not paying the Viagra to mend his self-induced HRT-ED.
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Neck has a new Twitter avi, too. Not sure if he is trying to tell us "This Girl Is On Fire", or just that he is flaming.

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How long has rat lady been there?

Also lol calm down:

"reeeeee PICK MY SIDE reeee"

 

[Assigned Host Body]

Good point, this whole situation must be extremely stressful for Kevin since he is forced to face reality. As that tweetstorm proves again, he can't function outside of his safespace where everyone does everything for him. He goes on grocery runs when other people are with him and someone else drives and that's about as 'independent' as he gets. Jen/Norintha seems to be mostly the same way.
Penny is taking care of two adult children while also running the Tranch almost alone right now. Something's gotta give.


Oh shit, things are happening faster than I can finish my post. 'I care so much about Mistress but not enough to stay alert in the ER please gimme money for weed'. Classy, Kevin!

Phil identifies as "fulltime mother to two children". Kevin is "a Little", and Jen I think, too. The diapers, the way Kevin and Jen live and contribute nothing, Phil cooks and provides.
He is taking care of two adult children, only he wouldn't call it that.

How long has rat lady been there?

Also lol calm down:
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"Shithouse rat lady" has been in his bio at least since he last reactivated his account.
I'm not sure, but I think it was there all along, and I don't think it's connected to Kindness' rat "rescue".
Might have given/gotten head, in drag, in a shitty truck stop bathroom, possibly made friends with a rat, too, and wanted to spread the word?

Pick my side or you can't sit with us at lunch, either!

 

[Pizdec]

So I looked up and down for this, to see if it was posted, but...

Spoiler: Ignore the moobs.

This cunt drinks Fosters? Can you scream "I'm literally broke" any louder, cunt? Also, what the fuck kind of date night is boxed mac and cheese and fried fish?
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ETA: Alternative solution: PBR you dumb brick, and you can score a 40oz for $4, sip some now, sip some later.

 

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all im getting from that is one of them was like hey you know what would be totally notlikeothergirls.jpg? if we made shitty dinner and ate it topless. cis women have never done that at all.

 

[Law]

Fosters, fish sticks, mac and cheese, and cookies would give anyone moobs.
You're not a woman Wedge, you're just fat.

I wonder if troons call-out people for "being friends with their abusers" if they follow Gamestop or Popeye's on Twitter.
Who's Neck's abuser again? Child services? Target's sizing system? His ex-wife?

 

[Assigned Host Body]

So I looked up and down for this, to see if it was posted, but...

Spoiler: Ignore the moobs.

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ETA: Alternative solution: PBR you dumb brick, and you can score a 40oz

Didn't this fat sack of troon clown lies say he is allergic to animal fats and his bigot mother tried to poison him with a pot roast?

WTF does he think fish and cheese are?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

If Penny leaves or dies then Kevin's fucked because he can't even inject estrogen into himself. Kevin is a legitimate manchild and I have no idea how he's going to live without Penpen if something happens. Who else tolerates him spending cash on toys and sitting around doing jack and shit?

I think he'll be fine. Remember, Penny doesn't keep Kevin around out of the goodness of his heart- Kevin gets an inheritance each month granted to him by his dead aunt. I'm not quite sure how much it is, but if the tranch goes the way of its grass, I'm sure Kevin will be fine. My prediction is that he'll either bribe one of his more responsible Twitter followers to take care of him with the NEETbux or find himself a troon hovel somewhere rural, with enough money to live off processed food for the rest of his life.

 

[Law]

I agree. Kevin has cockroach-like survival skills. The Tranch will burn down and he'll somehow find an improbable way to continue his comfy NEET lifestyle.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I think he'll be fine. Remember, Penny doesn't keep Kevin around out of the goodness of his heart- Kevin gets an inheritance each month granted to him by his dead aunt. I'm not quite sure how much it is, but if the tranch goes the way of its grass, I'm sure Kevin will be fine. My prediction is that he'll either bribe one of his more responsible Twitter followers to take care of him with the NEETbux or find himself a troon hovel somewhere rural, with enough money to live off processed food for the rest of his life.

I agree. Kevin has cockroach-like survival skills. The Tranch will burn down and he'll somehow find an improbable way to continue his comfy NEET lifestyle.

He also mentioned his inheritance wouldn't be enough to pay for both his AM HOLE and his "baps"; that seemed sincere enough not to be just another grift for overpriced plastic shit.
He's definitely being paid in monthly installments, and it seems it's going to run out sooner or later. The million dollar question is, obviously, "how long exactly will it last?", because when it runs out he'll be up shit creek with nothing to fall back on. I don't think any of his troony droogies will take him in, because tranny manchildren are hilariously bad with money, and he can't go back to his family.

Rate me optimistic, but I do really think the fate of Kev is tied to the fate of Tran Ranch.

 

[Pizdec]

He also mentioned his inheritance wouldn't be enough to pay for both his AM HOLE and his "baps"; that seemed sincere enough not to be just another grift for overpriced plastic shit.
He's definitely being paid in monthly installments, and it seems it's going to run out sooner or later. The million dollar question is, obviously, "how long exactly will it last?", because when it runs out he'll be up shit creek with nothing to fall back on. I don't think any of his troony droogies will take him in, because tranny manchildren are hilariously bad with money, and he can't go back to his family.

Rate me optimistic, but I do really think the fate of Kev is tied to the fate of Tran Ranch.

Well, Tommy Tooter is the only other example of a troon with an inheritance, and Tom ran out of money by the time he was able to get on social security for his schizophrenia, which was around his 40/50s or so? Kevin is what, late 30s at this point? he might have enough until his late 40s but that might be me being optimistic, since I doubt his aunt was a rich Jew like Tom's parents were.

Edited for context.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Well, Tommy's the only other example of a troon with an inheritance, and Tom ran out of money by the time he was able to get on social security for his schizophrenia, which was around his 40/50s or so? Kevin is what, late 30s at this point? he might have enough until his late 40s but that might be me being optimistic, since I doubt his aunt was a rich Jew like Tom's parents were.

By Tommy I assume you mean Tooter, the granny tranny who wanted to join Tran Ranch, right?
I don't think Kev has anything he could base an SSI case on so he's fucked on that front as well and he certainly isn't eligible for SSDI based on his lack of work credit.
There's also some issue with the degree of kinship as well - an aunt is further away than a parent, and IIRC Kev was fairly far behind in the line of beneficiaries.

This is all conjecture though, with only one thing being certain: Kev is pissing away his inheritance and doesn't have a single penny left by the end of each month.

 

[Old Fart]

This is all conjecture though, with only one thing being certain: Kev is pissing away his inheritance and doesn't have a single penny left by the end of each month.

Well, one Penny. For the time being.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Update time! First and foremost, we have the conclusion of Penny’s ER visit (I am so sorry if this was posted already, it’s hard to keep up with over a dozen troons with content spanning 3 threads). He posted a selfie from the waiting room, and elaborated a little bit on why he was there in the first place [A]:

Spoiler: Pic

Apparently he had to wait a while (though that could mean 5 minutes to him).
I’m not sure what “out of danger” means in this situation but honestly I don’t want to know if the speculation I’ve read here about it is true. [A]

Kevin didn’t even pretend to give a shit beyond using it as a ploy to score some more peyote, instead opting to tweet about binge watching TV with Ash Coyote. [A]

[A]
However, this morning the two opted to rewatch the first TV show due to Penny missing the first three episodes they watched last night. [A]
Oh, and he made another shameless beg tweet. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

And Wedge had a baby tardrage session.

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[Particle Bored]

"Hey there twatter rando. If one of my friends abused you, just say so and I'll cut them out tout suite."

Sounds like a fair way to handle your friendships, Neck.

(of course, the "friends" he refers to are also just twatter randos, so no big loss I suppose)

Didn't this fat sack of troon clown lies say he is allergic to animal fats and his bigot mother tried to poison him with a pot roast?

WTF does he think fish and cheese are?

Well if it's Kraft, it ain't got a lick of actual cheese in it anyway (although it does have some kinda processed, dehydrated "milkfat").