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[Sinner's Sandwich]

Any argument these clowns try to make is instantly void when they claim gynecologists can’t tell the difference between a vagina and a neovagina.

They also can't see that the man-hole is attached to a man.

Nope, absolutely no difference (except literally everything is different).

 

[Faggy Blanket]

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Holy shit this manchild is literally grifting for weed money.

"If you have a few extra bucks you can enrage some obsessed transphobes"? This is supposed to be a fucking own?

If a fellow troon wants to send Kev-Kev $20 bucks so he can buy a gram at whatever the dispensary's horrid rate is, they should go right ahead. Burning your NEETbux to own the big bad twansphobes, that'll show us!

 

[Beating Women]

Spotted our kev out in the wild

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

What's going on with Kevin's tongue when he talks? It's really weird, he keeps pushing it to the front and it looks unnatural. I'm surprised he doesn't have a speech impediment or something.

In Kevin's world, all females talk like a succubus who's had too many wine coolers. It's part of the faggot act.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Spotted our kev out in the wild

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Why the fuck are they all so ugly? It's not like I'm a male model but none of the goblinos in this picture goes above a 3/10

 

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I apologize for the double post, but this warrants it. Kevin has taken a minor dose of copium after he presumably got caught up on the thread. So, in chronological order:

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He confirms that it is indeed us that he is coping and seething at. Kevin has mastered the practice of utilizing every remotely possible opportunity to pick up a few griftbux from his supportive Twitter followers. [A]
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I am not sure who this is referring to, but it seems that it’s directed at a specific person and not everyone in this thread. [A]
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In other news, Wedge celebrated the arrival of October. [A]View attachment 2589824

Word salad nonsense that I barely skimmed, to be quite honest. It was a response to a deleted tweet. [A]
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And… this. [A]
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Please, Wedge. Don't do pumpkin pie dirty like that.

And no, Kevin. We're stunned by the audacity when you receive donations, because you always follow it up by buying $300+ toys and share it online. It's people who interact with you who get angry because you're lying about your money situation to their face.

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You know, typically Kevin goes more than 12 hours before he goes from "haha, suck it Kiwifarms" to full meltdown mode. I'm happy he's streamlining the process.

 

[JoshPlz]

Probably not the predicted aortic dissection.

The way they're talking about it makes me think it's something like an infection where it might not be a screaming ambulance emergency but it's still time to take a ride down to where the big guns are.

An infection is probably not a bad guess, with how they are sharing used needles and all.

 

[stupid frog]

I am not sure who this is referring to, but it seems that it’s directed at a specific person and not everyone in this thread. [A]
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They may not be, but I am. We're still mutuals, "babe"

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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Twooter | https://archive.md/NpsAZ

"yeah I know"

lol

Happy 1600 pages frens!

I love Kevin’s child like naïveté when it comes to doctors talking about his ax wound.

Kevin. No doctor is going to give it to you straight or act surprised when they see your mess Because there’s literally nothing you can do to fix it. They feel bad for you knowing that you will never ever not feel normal down there so they just try to make it sound like it’s normal.

I have been thinking more and more Kevin is closer to 41% mindset than it appears on the surface and honestly this reaction really shows it.

I think Kevin's hope now is the revision will fix what he did to himself. Spoiler: it won't. He is aware what he has between his legs, and he knows it isn't even close to a vagina. All the transformers in the world can't fix what he feels when he walks.

No I don’t think this would ever happen while kevin lives in the ranch.

People forget that Kevin is unironically probably the most privileged AGP troon on planet earth. He has no higher education, no career, no life skills, horrific hygiene, unattractive to the core, spends like he’s in 1950s america and antisocial. But. He still gets to live like a kept pet on the ranch and to do literally nothing except for ponder about where he’s going to acquire his next transformers and the occasional “give me money because it upsets the kiwi farms“.

however if kevin had to live a day in Haley or Ripley shoes I think he was 41% before lunch time.

Now, who's this about? Could it be...?

ah I didn’t know this was @CammieDoxGirl . I thought this is vague posting about kindness and her 4000 alter egos.

also @CammieDoxGirl , personal question but, how did your family react when you came out to them that your a Kiwifarms user?

I may be misremembering but didn't Penny write in an old blog that he had long term issues with his colon due to childhood abuse and that limited his SRS options?

Not to be confused with Wedge's anal hook blow out.

You are 100% correct.

Now I think Penny was younger than 16 when he got diddled so bad his asshole had to be sewn back together but I think it was when he was 15~16 when he had his first full time gay BF so maybe Penny complicated things by being a power bottom or some shit.

 

[stupid frog]

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This is the kind of crazy I appreciate. Continue living close to sanity, please.

Thanks for solving the mystery! Of course he's seething; a dude called commie dickgurl called him out:
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Jinx

Oops, ninja'd by the TRAITOR himself lol

>THAT KIWI FARMS

You mean the Kiwi Farms I can post to from literally anywhere with an internet connection?
Oh, but Twitter is like that too? Kevin didn't even know two of this fucking "friends" came to his home for an extended period of time because he never leaves his den of coom. Keep pretending we're the same though.

 

[Beating Women]

reposting this from the tranch thread
that ER trip he was grifting over is actually nothing to do with him or the amhole

So in the kev thread he's begging for money to buy weed to alleviate the anxiety of an upcoming trip to the ER which terrifies him.
Only it then turns out he just means him accompanying Penny to the ER to get his childhood anal rape surgery complications looked at.

What a piece of shit, even for Kev.....

 

[Law]

I'd donate to Kevin myself if we didn't have a policy against cow-tipping. He's provided me with hours of entertainment and discussion and made me read a whole bunch of illuminating TERF rhetoric which I now wholeheartedly endorse.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

These wounds, they will not heal.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I take an impromptu break from Kiwifarms to live my life like a normal adolescent,

I'd say you're probably too young for the Farms, but I think everyone's too young for this hellscape.
But for real, maybe stay out if you're under 18.

on a forum I used to post on years ago, these kind of tales were known as Honda Accord stories
someone once posted a made-up bullshit story about pinning their former school bully to a wall with a car, and for some reason felt it necessary to state that the car was a Honda Accord; thus was born a very long-running meme

Honda Accord, the most famed of the bully-slaying cars.

He is just a zombie of a person, all he does is cope, seethe and dilate every day. Killing himself at this point would be redundant. It's like a horror movie where something has killed Kevin and it's wearing his skin pretending to be him.

I'm too tired. Anyone wanna be a bro and shoop this to say "The Tranny"?

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Seven likes in twenty hours and no replies make me think his followers are secretly growing tired of his constant negativity, and thus only provide the most fundamental form of acknowledgment. This will probably only exacerbate his anger, as he continues to think that the "trans community" on Twitter has abandoned him. Which isn't an untrue statement, I think.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Calm down there, Chris.

 

[John Furrman]

I'm too tired. Anyone wanna be a bro and shoop this to say "The Tranny"?

no

 

[stupid frog]

Page late reminder there is a Ripley thread now:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ripley-violet-tempest-storm-brett-gaetano-lemke-ripleystorm.101479/

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I'd say you're probably too young for the Farms, but I think everyone's too young for this hellscape.
But for real, maybe stay out if you're under 18.

Should’ve said young adult, my apologies. I promise I’m legal, I’m grateful I didn’t know this place existed when I was younger. Lord only knows how much every mention of Wedge’s asshole or Kevin forehead updates mentally ages me.

 

[retard strength]

"their persistent transphobia is brain poison"

Yeah, the truth can be fucking difficult to confront when you've been coddled and lovebombed and brainwashed into avoiding it, because god forbid you read some opinions you disagree with or have to own up to your life and mistakes.