Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Nick Rekieta & Elijah Schaffer - Current status: Nick Rekieta exposed for having a more attractive wife, big L.

[SargonF00t]

He's a piece of shit and a menace to society.

He's kinda like Chris Chan in that he was a lot more fun before he became absolutely horrifying. For some people, there's a line. You will note that Null scrubbed the Sonachu stuff from the site background after the Barb thing happened. I think maybe I feel the same way about Ralph at this point.


What gets me is that that the shart isn't the first thing Rekieta has ever laughed about in relation to Ralph. You'd think Rekieta laughing at a shart would roll off Ralph's fat back.

When Rekieta did his video on the sex tape, he opened by stating that what Ralph filmed could either be described as a sex tape, or an "atrocity." The thumbnail of the video is "PLEASE GOD NO."

Then, when jokingly asked by a viewer what portions of the Geneva Convention are violated by releasing the sex tape, Rekiata responded with "all of them."

If Ralph was fuming at these jabs, he did a pretty good job keeping it hidden. What changed since then? The only thing I can think of, off-the-cuff, is that we're a year in, and he's probably on a knife's edge now. It's eating at him. Kiwi Farms is eating at him. His bad life choices are eating at him.

Perhaps what Rackets said about the sex tape aggravates Ralph the most, but Ralph doesn't want to bring extra scrutiny to the tape,, so he seethed and stayed silent, and ShartGate is a proxy for what Rackets said about the sextape.

 

[Captain Manning]

Sex tape was 08/11/2020.
He likely started fucking the paedophile horse around mid-November, 2020.
So the Tampa shit was 12/14/2020 according to the thread.

In the span of 4 months, he was asking Rekieta for help. Rekieta also called the horse a paedophile and won't let her near his kids, no clue when.

September 23rd, 2020, with PPP.

So Rekieta would have called May a pedo and said he won't let her near his kids a month after the sex tape, but approximately two months before May and Ralph shacked up if we accept your November hypothesis. It's perhaps noteworthy to point out that May announced her breakup with Digibro on October 9th, so her and Ralph likely were not an item yet when Rekieta said what he said about May. Ralph's claim that Rekieta said what he said about May "three months before we met in person [in Tampa]" also adheres to this timeline.

At that time, PPP's motivation for mentioning May and Digi to Rekieta was to go after Dick, and not Ralph. For obvious reasons, it's since been repurposed to go after Ralph, and Ralph is apparently just now angry at Rekieta over this.

Yeah, either way his pig-brained tard fits are internally inconsistent.

You can run multiple different scenarios here in your head, and all of them make Ralph look stupid.

 

[FujiWuji]

Historically, that's how Ralph has handled like... everything. Get irritated about something big and seethe quietly for months/years. Then, down the line, explode over some minor slight as an excuse to get revenge for the real thing that originally bothered him.

That's what the corn harvest was. I remember (i think?) jewsh and ralph had some little fight over something prior to the harvest but they kissed and made up. Jewsh went on his show a few more times after than and then everything came undone with the harvest comment. Ralph was clearly still seething about whatever they earlier fought about.

 

[blackboots]

Who among us has not held a grudge for over a fucking year to wait for the right moment after things are settled to bring it up like a dwarf wife? Totally manly, and not at all a stereotype almost exclusively reserved for shrew women.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Historically, that's how Ralph has handled like... everything. Get irritated about something big and seethe quietly for months/years. Then, down the line, explode over some minor slight as an excuse to get revenge for the real thing that originally bothered him.

That's what the corn harvest was. I remember (i think?) jewsh and ralph had some little fight over something prior to the harvest but they kissed and made up. Jewsh went on his show a few more times after than and then everything came undone with the harvest comment. Ralph was clearly still seething about whatever they earlier fought about.

I think not getting some kind of retribution makes Ralph as angry or more than the original insult.

 

[Pizdec]

I think what's going to be more funny, is knowing Ralph's lawyer fees are going to skyrocket because he's a liability to himself.

At that time, PPP's motivation for mentioning May and Digi to Rekieta was to go after Dick, and not Ralph. For obvious reasons, it's since been repurposed to go after Ralph, and Ralph is apparently just now angry at Rekieta over this.

I love how in some way or form, it always ends up coming back to talking about Dick in some way, and yet Dick throughout a majority of this has been unphased to my knowledge. Has Ralph and Dick done anything recently or has the fact that Ralph having multiple Restraining Orders made Dick realize having Ralph on poses a problem.

 

[Captain Manning]

Has Ralph and Dick done anything recently or has the fact that Ralph having multiple Restraining Orders made Dick realize having Ralph on poses a problem.

I dunno. That dude's shit is behind a paywall (at least initially), and I'm not paying to get around the wall. I even stopped listening to the free MP3 releases a year ago.

Over in the Dick Masterson thread, it's looking like Dick did a special "fart forensic" episode (go here if you really wanna give Dick money), and it might actually be pro-Ralph.

Null also made an inquiry about it.

I only mentioned Dick here because May was way more connected to Dick (via Digibro), than Ralph, when Rekiata said the things about May that Ralph is assmad over a YEAR later. If Rekieta is to be believed, Ralph didn't say shit to him at Road Rage Tampa (a Dick shindig), or at any point before Rekieta laughed at Ralph sharting last month.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

"Well maybe ah DO have a three inch dick. THASS HOW WE DO IT MEMFIS STAAAHL. AH BET YOU GOT A ONE AND A HALF INCH DICK. AH BET YOU AINT EVEN GOT A DICK."

My favorite aspect of Ralph is how it's so easy to hear his voice in your head. Every time I read a made up Ralph rant I can hear him as clearly as though Ralph was screaming directly into my ear. I hear every detail down to his jowels flapping and his pants filling with shit.

 

[AltisticRight]

My favorite aspect of Ralph is how it's so easy to hear his voice in your head. Every time I read a made up Ralph rant I can hear him as clearly as though Ralph was screaming directly into my ear. I hear every detail down to his jowels flapping and his pants filling with shit.

It's like a plague actually, you will find yourself faking the pig's dolphin squeals. The other day, the boss fucked up his calculations based on the functions I gave and I said "itz nawtt trooo, as a mattah of fack it wuz prolleh yooo that miscalculated", he was quite shocked but then laughed.

Being fair to myself, he missed a decimal, we've all done that kind of dumb shit. My shitty functions weren't incorrect, unlike gunt who did dox his paypiggies with assistance from Corey Barnhill (fat paedophile, and liar).
Glad Boss doesn't know the imitated released a bestiality film.

 

[not william stenchever]

Glad Boss doesn't know the imitated released a bestiality film.

If he found out you could just continue impersonating Ralph until you got Gator to clean it up for you.

 

[MeltyTW]

It's like a plague actually, you will find yourself faking the pig's dolphin squeals. The other day, the boss fucked up his calculations based on the functions I gave and I said "itz nawtt trooo, as a mattah of fack it wuz prolleh yooo that miscalculated", he was quite shocked but then laughed.

Being fair to myself, he missed a decimal, we've all done that kind of dumb shit. My shitty functions weren't incorrect, unlike gunt who did dox his paypiggies with assistance from Corey Barnhill (fat paedophile, and liar).
Glad Boss doesn't know the imitated released a bestiality film.

Improve your work life with 5 ralpha tips,

 

[Famke Slamssen]

It's like a plague actually, you will find yourself faking the pig's dolphin squeals. The other day, the boss fucked up his calculations based on the functions I gave and I said "itz nawtt trooo, as a mattah of fack it wuz prolleh yooo that miscalculated", he was quite shocked but then laughed.

Being fair to myself, he missed a decimal, we've all done that kind of dumb shit. My shitty functions weren't incorrect, unlike gunt who did dox his paypiggies with assistance from Corey Barnhill (fat paedophile, and liar).
Glad Boss doesn't know the imitated released a bestiality film.

My colleagues have adopted the gunt legal defense of "Ahm dumb as shet" any time a minor mistake has been made pretty much wholesale after I let it slip once. Ralph truly is an influential person.

 

[Perspicacity]

Lost footage from Ralph's drive to the farcical rally. Is Dick trying to float a narrative that the fart was inserted here?

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Local archive for Ralph's meltdown stream today against Rackets.

Pure gold, Ralph ranting and raving about Rackets the snake. Pure coke rage.
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I just caught up on friday's MATI and this line stuck out to me.

It's not like the do an interview process like what they do for an NFL head coach

Holy fuck, he genuinely doesn't know that nearly every job in existence requires one form or another of a job interview. I always brushed the Ralph lore of him literally never having a job off as hyperbole, but jesus christ the fucking animal has never even interviewed for one.

 

[Perspicacity]

Holy fuck, he genuinely doesn't know that nearly every job in existence requires one form or another of a job interview. I always brushed the Ralph lore of him literally never having a job off as hyperbole, but jesus christ the fucking animal has never even interviewed for one.

Ralph has openly boasted about never being employed in his entire life. He didn't move out of his mother's house until a few months ago. The only thing he's ever done is grift online.

 

[Least Concern]

Lost footage from Ralph's drive to the farcical rally. Is Dick trying to float a narrative that the fart was inserted here?

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Apparently? I guess he missed the memo that nobody really gives a shit about the fart; it's how Ralph has reacted to it. If Ralph just ignored the clip and never mentioned it, it would have easily been forgotten in the depths of of the KF threads. It's like Byuu's fake suicide though perhaps not quite as extreme.

 

[SevenEightNine]

Ralph has openly boasted about never being employed in his entire life. He didn't move out of his mother's house until a few months ago. The only thing he's ever done is grift online.

Is it really "moving out" if the parent just dies?

 

[Perspicacity]

Is it really "moving out" if the parent just dies?

Well he moved to another house he inherited when his father died while he mom was in the nursing home. Now the question is... is going to a house you inherited from another parent "moving out."

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Lost footage from Ralph's drive to the farcical rally. Is Dick trying to float a narrative that the fart was inserted here?

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This whole shit about the mic not being able to pick up the fart is ridiculous, presuming Ralph has actually invested in a halfway decent bit of kit surely the sensitivity of the microphone is going to be adjustable. That way, you can prevent outside noises coming in whilst ensuring everything else can be heard.

Also, there's something that always tickles me about people who film themselves driving whilst on the phone. Ralph has had legal troubles his whole life, and yet he continues to publicly broadcast himself committing a crime - knowing how many alogs actively fuck with him. He's got a death wish!

 

[Null]

My colleagues have adopted the gunt legal defense of "Ahm dumb as shet" any time a minor mistake has been made pretty much wholesale after I let it slip once. Ralph truly is an influential person.

"That's nawt troooooooooooooo" and "It was probably YOU who ..." are now memes with friends who only vaguely know about the site.