Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Bryan Dunn - A closeted homosexual tries to top a fat wigger.

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If Ralph really mixes alcohol with benzos he couldn't do a boxing fight. Or even train for it. That mixture, when done a lot, will wreck your body and mind.

For that reason alone he won't accept.

Keep up thd training though, that's awesome. Happy for you.
 
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If Ralph really mixes alcohol with benzos he couldn't do a boxing fight. Or even train for it. That mixture, when done a lot, will wreck your body and mind.

For that reason alone he won't accept.

Keep up thd training though, that's awesome. Happy for you.
The real main reason that Ethan Ralph won't accept a challenge that he himself made is that he's a pants shitting coward. He doesn't understand a fuckin thing about health and fitness, these aren't even gonna be blips on his decision radar
 
The real main reason that Ethan Ralph won't accept a challenge that he himself made is that he's a pants shitting coward. He doesn't understand a fuckin thing about health and fitness, these aren't even gonna be blips on his decision radar
Fair enough. You're probably right. I don't know much about him.
 
The real main reason that Ethan Ralph won't accept a challenge that he himself made is that he's a pants shitting coward. He doesn't understand a fuckin thing about health and fitness, these aren't even gonna be blips on his decision radar
It is actually hilarious seeing both Ralph and KoP being afraid of actually fighting each other. Enough has been said about Ralph. For quite some time, he tried to ignore KoP until he had to walk back what he said about fighting him. He is obviously afraid of a fight.

KoP is no different. Irritated at how he is bragging about running a slow 12 minutes to a mile, I and others asked him if he would go up to his place or meet him face to face. It was excuse after excuse. I think he believes that I am part of a gay op to get him murdered which is why he stopped responding to me after the Discord exchange.

This reminds me of South Park's Tweek x Craig fight. And we know that both characters are faggots and afraid to fight each other.
 
It is actually hilarious seeing both Ralph and KoP being afraid of actually fighting each other. Enough has been said about Ralph. For quite some time, he tried to ignore KoP until he had to walk back what he said about fighting him. He is obviously afraid of a fight.

KoP is no different. Irritated at how he is bragging about running a slow 12 minutes to a mile, I and others asked him if he would go up to his place or meet him face to face. It was excuse after excuse. I think he believes that I am part of a gay op to get him murdered which is why he stopped responding to me after the Discord exchange.

This reminds me of South Park's Tweek x Craig fight. And we know that both characters are faggots and afraid to fight each other.
Bryan is a wee bit paranoid. However, he was willing to go meet Andy Warski at one point so he might just need the right convincing. Try giving him cock compliments or something, I don't know
 
12 minute mile? Running? Thats barely a fucking jog and Bryan's trying to talk about how his conditioning is good. I could walk a mile backwards faster than that.
How about a 12 minute mile hovering around 270? Impressed now?
 
How about a 12 minute mile hovering around 270? Impressed now?
I'm a little heavier than that currently after a back injury last year and the coof making it worse laying me up longer, granted I have the height to hide the weight but I ran a 9:30 last week. So no, not very impressed.

EDIT: To expand on why his conditioning is zero a bit and to avoid a double post, I used to box, and when I boxed I also liked to do 5k's because a 5k is about the same as a 3 round amateur boxing fight conditioning wise for me, I'd be just as tired after boxing 9 minutes at a pace my coach told me an amateur heavyweight shouldn't be able to hold for 4 as I will running pace for 20 minutes with a 8-12 minute taper on the last k and a half depending on where I hit my wall so its absolutely fucking laughable that Mr. 12 Minute Mile here wants 8-12 rounds at 3 minutes a piece when he couldn't last a round without gassing out and hoping Ralph quits on the stool.
 
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12 minute mile? Running? Thats barely a fucking jog and Bryan's trying to talk about how his conditioning is good. I could walk a mile backwards faster than that.
It's already been said that Bryan is running worse than a child.
Forget about knocking on Ralph's door or even getting a proxy who is man enough to deliver a statement or a letter informing Ralph that you accepted his challenge.

12 minutes to a mile is a near fail for 9 year olds to 13 year olds taking fitness tests. And you expect to scare Ralph and impress the forum? Be grateful I didn't make Rekieta read out superchats about how 9 to 13 year olds run faster and are fitter than you.

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Grades that clocking 12 min for 1.6km (which is roughly a mile) will land you if you are:

9 years old, a D grade
10 years old, D grade
11 years old, D grade
12 years old, E grade
13 years old, E grade

You are 31 this year, King of Pol.
Back at school (can't recall age, let it be 12) I've had to run 1km in 2 minutes to get "C". "A" was 1.5 minutes. Hell, the speed of the "fast walk" is 8km/h, meaning that you can walk a mile in 11 minutes or so. Either Bryan is full of shit and doesn't do cardio, since he always hated it and this is why he is so fat, or...

Yes, he jogged. In his delusional mind. You can argue with me all you want, I don't care - I've seen enough of this retard's posts to make this conclusion. Back in the day Bryan was spergy, he was paranoid, he was delusional, but he knew when to stop, he could see when people shat on him a little bit too much. Not now though. You can rub evidence in his face and he won't even try to interpret it in a way that would be beneficial, he will just outright tell that it proves nothing. He even takes my shitpost from around the website at a face value without any second thoughts.

And this is hilarious. Him getting hit in the head will only speed up the process, so keep boxing, Bryan, we need content.

I think he believes that I am part of a gay op to get him murdered which is why he stopped responding to me after the Discord exchange.
Heh, if only you knew how bad things are. I could show every instance of him finding totally real and legit sock of someone from his little gay book of grudges, but it would take the whole day. I'll just say that this paranoiac thought that I am no other than Fred Fuchs, because... I called him a sperg? Funnily enough, speds from Gunt's thread believed him and I hope they will live with that fact for the rest of their lives.

Bryan is a wee bit paranoid.
And the water is wet, just abit.
 
If Ralph really mixes alcohol with benzos he couldn't do a boxing fight.
Yes he could, you can really fuck somebody up when you're on vodka and rivvies because it makes you you stop caring about getting hurt or looking silly or doing 4 to 20 for manslaughter.

@Bryan Dunn if ralph turns you down would you offer to fight Null in an oiled up wrestle?
 
It's already been said that Bryan is running worse than a child.

Back at school (can't recall age, let it be 12) I've had to run 1km in 2 minutes to get "C". "A" was 1.5 minutes. Hell, the speed of the "fast walk" is 8km/h, meaning that you can walk a mile in 11 minutes or so.
That is what I will do if I wanted to boast. Say that I can clock 1.5 minutes for a kilometre run or 40km/h which is almost as fast as Usain Bolt doing a 200m sprint in the Olympics.

But then KoP says I CAN SPRINT 12 MINUTES TO A MILE. You are right, a brisk walk is just as fast. Even when it comes to boasting and intimidating, KoP fails. At least Ralph knows how to exaggerate properly.

Anyone with KoP's address can just walk up to him and fight him. Anyone reading this thread should leave with the impression that KoP is a pushover.

And if Ralph is afraid to spar with KoP then that means Ralph is a pushover too albeit with a little more sense when it comes to boasting.
 
That is what I will do if I wanted to boast. Say that I can clock 1.5 minutes for a kilometre run or 40km/h which is almost as fast as Usain Bolt doing a 200m sprint in the Olympics.

But then KoP says I CAN SPRINT 12 MINUTES TO A MILE. You are right, a brisk walk is just as fast. Even when it comes to boasting and intimidating, KoP fails. At least Ralph knows how to exaggerate properly.

Anyone with KoP's address can just walk up to him and fight him. Anyone reading this thread should leave with the impression that KoP is a pushover.

And if Ralph is afraid to spar with KoP then that means Ralph is a pushover too albeit with a little more sense when it comes to boasting.
Let's bring this back to the dawn of the skeptics and break this problem down with facts and logic.

Mystery: Bryan boasted about running a 12 minute mile, which is slightly faster than the average person walks a mile. This is an unusual boast indeed

What else is unusual about Bryan? He is fatter than Ethan Ralph and is attending the gym to try to (commendably) become less fat than Ethan Ralph. He is probably boasting about his 12 minute mile because it represents a significant improvement from his starting point
 
Just fight Bryan @theralph you pussy, I'll give you a nice tagline for your tard fight:

THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE OUTLINE
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I know it would probably never happen, but the best we could hope for would be for Bryan to confront Ralph during an IRL livestream and press him on his fight challenge in front of all his listeners (Like how Baked Alaska did to Mersh)

This would probably have the best impact on Ralph seeing as he would be humiliated in front of all his viewers and Bryan doesn't have to worry about legal grey lines

"Here I am Ralph, come fight me bitch" - then as Ralph exhausts himself waddling away you talk mad shit
 
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