12 minute mile? Running? Thats barely a fucking jog and Bryan's trying to talk about how his conditioning is good. I could walk a mile backwards faster than that.
It's already been said that Bryan is running worse than a child.
Forget about knocking on Ralph's door or even getting a proxy who is man enough to deliver a statement or a letter informing Ralph that you accepted his challenge.
12 minutes to a mile is a near fail for 9 year olds to 13 year olds taking fitness tests. And you expect to scare Ralph and impress the forum? Be grateful I didn't make Rekieta read out superchats about how 9 to 13 year olds run faster and are fitter than you.
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Grades that clocking 12 min for 1.6km (which is roughly a mile) will land you if you are:
9 years old, a D grade
10 years old, D grade
11 years old, D grade
12 years old, E grade
13 years old, E grade
You are 31 this year, King of Pol.
Back at school (can't recall age, let it be 12) I've had to run 1km in 2 minutes to get "C". "A" was 1.5 minutes. Hell, the speed of the "fast walk" is 8km/h, meaning that you can walk a mile in 11 minutes or so. Either Bryan is full of shit and doesn't do cardio, since he always hated it and this is why he is so fat, or...
Yes, he jogged. In his delusional mind. You can argue with me all you want, I don't care - I've seen enough of this retard's posts to make this conclusion. Back in the day Bryan was spergy, he was paranoid, he was delusional, but he knew when to stop, he could see when people shat on him a little bit too much. Not now though. You can rub evidence in his face and he won't even try to interpret it in a way that would be beneficial, he will just outright tell that it proves nothing. He even takes my shitpost from around the website at a face value without any second thoughts.
And this is hilarious. Him getting hit in the head will only speed up the process, so keep boxing, Bryan, we need content.
I think he believes that I am part of a gay op to get him murdered which is why he stopped responding to me after the Discord exchange.
Heh, if only you knew how bad things are. I could show every instance of him finding totally real and legit sock of someone from his little gay book of grudges, but it would take the whole day. I'll just say that this paranoiac thought that I am no other than Fred Fuchs, because... I called him a sperg? Funnily enough, speds from Gunt's thread believed him and I hope they will live with that fact for the rest of their lives.
Bryan is a wee bit paranoid.
And the water is wet, just abit.
