Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Jack Awful]

So he did a whole special episode just to defend Ralph and pretend he didn't shit himself on camera? Is that what I'm getting?

Has he ever done a special to anti-bully someone before? Did Ralph blow Dick in LV and cash in that favor for help or something?

Dick's the ultimate contrarian. He loves Cuties, Janke, and now he defends Ralph's sharts, the latter of which is the most egregious of his sins.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

remember Dick's coffee scam? it really shows how quickly hes fallen, i have a hard time believing anyone outside of Null would sign up for something like New Project 3.

So he did a whole special episode just to defend Ralph and pretend he didn't shit himself on camera? Is that what I'm getting?

Has he ever done a special to anti-bully someone before? Did Ralph blow Dick in LV and cash in that favor for help or something?

WHY DO YOU CARE YOU FUCKING LOSER. DICK FUCKS HIS GIRLFRIEND IN HIS MANSION HE WAS A PROM KING!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, Dick is just paying back the favor from when Ethan anti-bullied for Dick with the simp texts, plus Dick always defends his wack pack. hell dick even defended zoom 18 months ago. also as PPP showed, dick would be just as vindictive as Ethan. so Ethan gets that special privilege of dick defending him. Dick will always defend his friends; also something people forget is that dick tries to be friends with everyone. null forced the seperation, dick would have null on all the time even now so ethan can keep bullying him. honestly i don't remember Dick doing any real attacking beyond counter-punching and defending friends. for a psychopath he rarely lashes out at people that don't confront him.

 

[AltisticRight]

Dick's coffee scam

Doesn't he also have some ETH20 shitcoin that he owns like 99.99% of, which is essentially worthless drain of bandwidth?

 

[Captain Manning]

hell dick even defended zoom 18 months ago

That was painful for me to watch when it happened.

Dick wanted Zoom on Rekieta thinking Zoom was gonna Dick Guard him against PPP. Then when Zoom called in, Zoom called Dick a simp faggot and read out the address to Dick's "mansion." On one site of the screen you had Dick sitting there with a horrified "Et tu, Corey?" expression on his face, and other side of the screen you had Rekieta completely losing his shit. Rekieta had to take the stream down and spend hours scubbing Dick's dox and PPP's gamer words.

I can laugh my ass off over all of it NOW, but at the time? Oooof.

Come to think of it, I wonder where Dick stands with Zoom now. If it's some variation of "I still like Zoom," it would be yet another reason why Dick is a fuckin' idiot.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

for a psychopath he rarely lashes out at people that don't confront him.

That’s because he’s a pussy. Dax is known for ghosting people he thinks are onto him — people who see past the dumb Dick persona and have the measure of him. He’s as bitch-made as Ralph. Birds of a feather and all that.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

So does anyone know what Dax said about Ralph shitting himself? Ralph seems to think TDS "proved" he did not shit himself, is this Ralph alternate version of reality or did Dax lie so his pet retard wouldn't explode at him as well?

 

[AnOminous]

So does anyone know what Dax said about Ralph shitting himself? Ralph seems to think TDS "proved" he did not shit himself, is this Ralph alternate version of reality or did Dax lie so his pet retard wouldn't explode at him as well?

Dax will say anything to be contrary. Nothing he says should be taken seriously.

 

[Pizdec]

Dax will say anything to be contrary. Nothing he says should be taken seriously.

And yet his paypigs will take him more seriously then a bowl of cerial.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dax will say anything to be contrary. Nothing he says should be taken seriously.

At this point I’m surprised he didn’t start ridin’ with Biden after what Dax would describe as the stunning US military victory in Afghanistan. If only he’d go out and catch Covid so he could tell us all what a nothingburger it is.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

After reading the last page, there is no way Dick won't end up burning bridges with Nick before the end of the year. Quote this and call me a faggot in January if I'm wrong. It won't be a perfect parallel to Dick going full retard after Null saying "uh maybe you shouldn't associate with literal self-admitted pedophiles", but it'll be in the same ballpark.

I don't think that's going to happen but I'll take your internet wager. Losrr gets reddit gold.

At this point I’m surprised he didn’t start ridin’ with Biden after what Dax would describe as the stunning US military victory in Afghanistan. If only he’d go out and catch Covid so he could tell us all what a nothingburger it is.

The only week of his show he missed because he (claimed he had) had COVID, hence no episode from August 17th.

 

[Null]

So does anyone know what Dax said about Ralph shitting himself? Ralph seems to think TDS "proved" he did not shit himself, is this Ralph alternate version of reality or did Dax lie so his pet retard wouldn't explode at him as well?

Ralph did us a solid and played it on his stream.

v Click link v

Lost footage from Ralph's drive to the farcical rally. Is Dick trying to float a narrative that the fart was inserted here?

Dick uses his mouth to make some noises, claims he debunked it, but it's clearly audible. Sean even seems skeptical that it's not a hot mic until he says it's inconclusive. Dick profusely apologizes to Ralph for playing the original clip and makes it clear it's not to be mean.

 

[RhoasJonas]

Ralph did us a solid and played it on his stream.



Dick uses his mouth to make some noises, claims he debunked it, but it's clearly audible.

Times like these question why I ever tuned in to TDS weekly.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Dick profusely apologizes to Ralph for playing the original clip and makes it clear it's not to be mean.

What a pussy.

 

[CDWLTY]

Times like these question why I ever tuned in to TDS weekly.

Age has ruined him. Can't quite put my finger on it, but he used to have a life of some sort. It's hard to describe, but everything he does didn't revolve around dicking around inside his califag house, doing drugs, and trying to get easy vag from trash women thinking he's the charming, gross type of rich guy.

That lack of focus, of having anything at all going on outside his small little circle of perverts is claustrophobic now. You can hear them all patting each other on the back, talking about how living unrestrained, narcissistic hedonism and drifting aimlessly from one pleasure to the next and it's just.....gross. He's kind of given up, if you look at the material. Once upon a time he tried writing bits, or making some jokes about his topic, but the promise of steady money disconnected from performance means he can just sit and play the same clips everyone else saw five days ago.

Ah....Internet careers aren't meant to last more than three years.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Age has ruined him. Can't quite put my finger on it, but he used to have a life of some sort. It's hard to describe, but everything he does didn't revolve around dicking around inside his califag house, doing drugs, and trying to get easy vag from trash women thinking he's the charming, gross type of rich guy.

Dax kept doing college kid shit well past the age where he could get away with it. By age 25, it’s just cringe if you live like a frat boy. But here’s Dax, age 40, with the highlight of his day being his morning bong hit and copping a feel from one of the teenagers he lets crash at his house. If he’d ever had any emotionally mature friends, he might have felt the pull to settle down and live a grownup life at some point. (Spoiler alert: It’s more fun to have a stable life full of meaningful relationships than it is to be constantly buzzed and fleeing from your feelings.) Even Sean seems to have given up on him.

 

[Captain Manning]

Dick uses his mouth to make some noises, claims he debunked it, but it's clearly audible. Sean even seems skeptical that it's not a hot mic until he says it's inconclusive. Dick profusely apologizes to Ralph for playing the original clip and makes it clear it's not to be mean.

And this guy somehow still pulls in over $20k a month on Patreon.

Simply amazing.

Dax kept doing college kid shit well past the age where he could get away with it.

(since @AnOminous brought him up before)

Tucker Max saw the writing on the wall and gave up this shit in 2012, when he was 37. Dude is apparently married with three kids now. Dax could probably learn a thing or two from Max, but my guess is that as long as there are paypiggies on Patreon, he'll keep going.

Come to think of it, Tucker Max has a J.D.. What would be Dax's fallback career? Day laborer outside a Home Depot?

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

remember Dick's coffee scam?

no, what happened?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Tucker Max saw the writing on the wall and gave up this shit in 2012, when he was 37. Dude is apparently married with three kids now. Dax

He also has a very successful publishing company and multiple other income streams. But he probably doesn’t wake and bake daily, bang high schoolers, or snort coke off the ass cheeks of women like Mint Salad so he’s not a Chad like Dax, he’s a big loser.

 

[Captain Manning]

no, what happened?

There's not much to tell. He started a coffee subscription service called New Project Brew. Supposedly this is the ham fisted culmination of a joke where he said he would start a coffee company and donate the profits to Kyle Rittenhouse. Dick had a bit of a meltdown when Black Rifle Coffee Company simply issued a statement they have no relationship with Rittenhouse (Rittenhouse was photographed wearing a BRCC shirt). I suppose in Dick's mind, telling the truth is cucking.

It's lame. The page even has this on it.

Unless I'm mistaken, precisely none of the money he's making off this is going to Rittenhouse.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Unless I'm mistaken, precisely none of the money he's making off this is going to Rittenhouse.

I’d be shocked if he’s made a cent.