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It's not stalking when you literally spew out every single train of thought in public for anyone to see you fucking tard.
I think this “they’re stalking me guys!!1!” mindset comes from the fact that their life is entirely online and therefore they assume the same rules apply here as they do IRL.

If someone was to follow you around and eavesdrop on everything you said IRL then yes, they are being a creepy stalker.

However, you Kevin, are not saying these things IRL. You’re saying it on your public profile. On a public website built to encourage the spread of information, especially from people with prominent presences.

Nobody’s stalking you by taking your 7000th tweet about your surgically implemented hellcrevice and laughing at it here. Go outside.
 
I think this “they’re stalking me guys!!1!” mindset comes from the fact that their life is entirely online and therefore they assume the same rules apply here as they do IRL.

If someone was to follow you around and eavesdrop on everything you said IRL then yes, they are being a creepy stalker.

However, you Kevin, are not saying these things IRL. You’re saying it on your public profile. On a public website built to encourage the spread of information, especially from people with prominent presences.

Nobody’s stalking you by taking your 7000th tweet about your surgically implemented hellcrevice and laughing at it here. Go outside.
Kevin is a prime example of a theory I've reached recently:

There's a big issue of terminally online people who lose contact with their real life identity and "become" their online persona. You see this in the VAST majority of cows, and the result is what the Farms does feels to them like an actual attack on their being because they have nothing more to them than the words the spit into the void of the internet.

On some level its sad, on another its pathetic and I think this is why Kevin views the things said to/about him as the level of attack he does. He only exists on twitter at this point, his body doesn't matter to him in terms of his identity and thats probably part of why he doesn't care how fat he gets nor why he bothered dilating on some level.
 
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I'm thinking he's addicted to surgery kinda like a munchie. Troons go thru a full gamut of surgeries that leave them mentally and physically disabled... The line between troon and munchie is blurry.
I'm going to be an arrogant dick and quote one of my earlier posts here:
"Another tactic I've noticed is, they always hype themselves up over projected future happiness. It can be convincing themselves that SRS will make them a true and honest woman, or convincing themselves that a new tablet will make them capable of doing all kinds of incredible art, pieces that will be good enough to sell, or that buying books with big words will somehow make them smarter just by sitting on the shelf. Then, they get that tablet and remember they can't draw for shit. Instead of accepting that life is difficult and learning to live with their pain, they waste time hyper-focusing on problems and frantically trying to avoid even the smallest discomfort."

I don't think it's because he's a munchie (but Wedge is). Kevin needs to keep believing that a revision surgery will fix everything. It's the only real hope he has left to hang onto. I think the more toys he buys, the less they make him feel better. He's fucking miserable, and I think him lashing out at @CammieDoxGirl is even more proof of that.

Regardless of Laura's reason for being trans, she's obviously pretty damn secure with her identity if she can come to KF and generally be pretty reasonable while explaining her worldview. Meanwhile, Kevin has a complete fucking breakdown from people showing him screenshots.

Kevin, I don't know how much clearer I can state this:
For as "evil" as this site is, we will accept you if you don't act like a totally batshit insane narcissist.

Hell, we've got at least one MtF mod here, and nobody cares, because they aren't constantly screeching about it.

To drive this point home even further, I'm going to powerlevel. CDG knows this already, but even a horrible two-time Trump voter like me is willing to use her proper pronouns and her chosen name, because she doesn't act like a totally batshit insane narcissist.
this is this sort of thing that even Josef Mengele would have balked at
To me, it's always seemed more like something out of Unit 731. You could argue the Japanese gave even less fucks about war crimes than the Germans.
 
Kevin is a prime example of a theory I've reached recently:

There's a big issue of terminally online people who lose contact with their real life identity and "become" their online persona. You see this in the VAST majority of cows, and the result is what the Farms does feels to them like an actual attack on their being because they have nothing more to them than the words the spit into the void of the internet.

On some level its sad, on another its pathetic and I think this is why Kevin views the things said to/about him as the level of attack he does. He only exists on twitter at this point, his body doesn't matter to him in terms of his identity and thats probably part of why he doesn't care how fat he gets nor why he bothered dilating on some level.
Well said!
This is also the reason why Kev considers coomposting sex and brags about having "so much more and so much better sex after coming out" despite no one touching his disgusting body. To him cybering seems just as real as Wedge licking his AM HOLE and trying and failing to mount him despite popping a whole box of Viagra.
 
I know the irony is completely lost on Wedge, asking people to tag gross/triggering shit when he himself uploads utterly butt vomit-inducing pictures of his nasty moobs, castrated penis, anal fish hooks, and otherwise satanic troon porn.

Guys at this point, I'm seriously convinced Wedge is not a human being. No human being takes the pictures he's taken and uploads them to an audience of a few hundred KF users and maybe 6-7 imbeciles in his echo chamber. He's either some fucktarded MKULTRA glowie project, some random computer virus script meant to shit out text and heavily edited realistic photos, or just some alien species tweeting at us from alpha centauri trying to approximate what human beings say and do.
 
I'm going to be an arrogant dick and quote one of my earlier posts here:
"Another tactic I've noticed is, they always hype themselves up over projected future happiness. It can be convincing themselves that SRS will make them a true and honest woman, or convincing themselves that a new tablet will make them capable of doing all kinds of incredible art, pieces that will be good enough to sell, or that buying books with big words will somehow make them smarter just by sitting on the shelf. Then, they get that tablet and remember they can't draw for shit. Instead of accepting that life is difficult and learning to live with their pain, they waste time hyper-focusing on problems and frantically trying to avoid even the smallest discomfort."

I don't think it's because he's a munchie (but Wedge is). Kevin needs to keep believing that a revision surgery will fix everything. It's the only real hope he has left to hang onto. I think the more toys he buys, the less they make him feel better. He's fucking miserable, and I think him lashing out at @CammieDoxGirl is even more proof of that.

Regardless of Laura's reason for being trans, she's obviously pretty damn secure with her identity if she can come to KF and generally be pretty reasonable while explaining her worldview. Meanwhile, Kevin has a complete fucking breakdown from people showing him screenshots.

Kevin, I don't know how much clearer I can state this:
For as "evil" as this site is, we will accept you if you don't act like a totally batshit insane narcissist.

Hell, we've got at least one MtF mod here, and nobody cares, because they aren't constantly screeching about it.

To drive this point home even further, I'm going to powerlevel. CDG knows this already, but even a horrible two-time Trump voter like me is willing to use her proper pronouns and her chosen name, because she doesn't act like a totally batshit insane narcissist.

To me, it's always seemed more like something out of Unit 731. You could argue the Japanese gave even less fucks about war crimes than the Germans.
That's the thing that most people don't realize about this site. We don't make fun of people for being leftists, homosexuals, trans people, or furries because we are Evil Biased Nazi TERFS. We make fun of those people because they act foolish on the internet.
 
kevin talking about how it hurts when he pees because of a "pinching sensation", and how peeing turns him on. just like a real woman!
also mentioning future plans for an onlyfans.

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Where's that OnlyFreaks account, Kevin? You promised us!

/throwback thursday
 
I am so fucking sick of this "queer" identity bullshit. It's trying to cast a large fucking net and grouping so much together that you have to force people ok with X to be ok with Y. Troons know that not even the Alphabet Alliance like them, so they glob onto this shared identity to claim of you hate troons then you hate gays. It's a clearly manipulation tactic. It's born of third wave feminisms habit to claim that if you are a feminist you also need to support gay marriage. It's all about forcing others to side with you. It is basically the leftist playbook now, force everyone to accept that they are part of some massive massive united front against bigots, and if you don't believe everything they do then you are against everything they are for. It is extremely unnuanced, on purpose, and ineffective, on purpose, so as to keep gathering people under one banner and pretend that all of these people truly believe with them.

Spoiler alert. That isn't how it works. Just look at the slowly growing LGB movement, funny how they are able to still unify, but seem to be doing so without all the "queerness" and are gaining support all while people are getting sick of the Alphabet Alliance. Could it be that people are seeing through your shit? Probably. It definitely shows that the evil "bigots" are a bit more nuanced in their hate than your narrative allows. After all we've seen the most certain evidence of LGB acceptance in society. Being gay, a lesbian, or bisexual no longer grant you oppression and victim points. They aren't enough anymore. Just being gay is kinda whatever. Just being a lesbian is kidna whatever, and nobody has every really gave a shit about the bisexuals. The sun is setting upon these troons, and they know it, and they need to try and make themselves seem bigger to hold it off.
 
I think the more toys he buys, the less they make him feel better
Classic addict behavior. Booze makes you feel great at first, until it doesn't. You need more and more heroin to get high the more you use.
Eventually Kevin is gonna buy some nerd crap on Ebay, and feel nothing.
He's fucking miserable, and I think him lashing out at @CammieDoxGirl is even more proof of that.
Blake is really no better than Kevin. If he was secure in his identity, he wouldn't pretend to be a woman, have public freakouts, and post drama videos to try and make himself look better. He can talk about how seeing receipts of troons acting ridiculous made him re-evaluate his extreme gendercult positions, but he is a receipt. He uses Kevin and Chris to make himself look better in comparison so he can continue to avoid responsibility for his own behavior.
"I'm Not Like The Other Troons!"
Just look at the slowly growing LGB movement, funny how they are able to still unify,
Almost like they all have something in common.
 
I am so fucking sick of this "queer" identity bullshit.
Off topic, maybe, but they pull the same shit with race in a way that grinds my gears.

Lumping everyone from Bonnie to Elaine Chao to Emmett Till into this giant "everyone except whitey" grouping is dishonest and obliterates the ability to actually solve any problems.

Even making it like a dark-skinned Dominican and a pasty Argentinian or, hell, a 75% Spanish/25% Aztec middle-class Mexican from the DF and a 100% Mayan from Chiapas (who might speak Spanish as a second language) have equal struggles in the US is laughable.

Nonbinaries all up here acting like their "NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS" dangerhair struggle is like the bad old days when you could get the shit kicked out of you by rednecks and the police chief would ask why you were being such a fag and provoking those boys to do what they did.

And making it like all white people are the same and have the same history when it was 1956 when Mario Cuomo graduated first in his class in law school but had to apply to 50 firms before getting hired because nobody wanted to hire a dago.

People are ignorant.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
 
Oh, and he made another shameless beg tweet. [A]
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If Neck has schismed off to be with Wedge, how long until Wedge finally notices one of Kevryn's begposts (for nerd tat) happening at the same time as Wedge's begpost for food?

I know there's a thought-stopping cliché about poor people deserving stupid stuff, but it has to rankle, and Wedge is almost as good at Rioley at letting his entitlement fester until he lashes out.
 
Blake is really no better than Kevin. If he was secure in his identity, he wouldn't pretend to be a woman, have public freakouts, and post drama videos to try and make himself look better. He can talk about how seeing receipts of troons acting ridiculous made him re-evaluate his extreme gendercult positions, but he is a receipt. He uses Kevin and Chris to make himself look better in comparison so he can continue to avoid responsibility for his own behavior.
"I'm Not Like The Other Troons!"
I'm not going to argue about CDG in this thread, but not many people are as bad as Kevin, even on this site. I've been keeping an eye on this for the past couple months, because I was expecting Kevin's thread to pass up one more, to ascend further, and to become our #1 Horrorcow. (I believed in you, Kev. How could you let me down?)

Sure, you can argue there are worse cows than Kevin, especially since I'm basing my ranking solely on the length of an individual thread, specifically with the "Horrorcow" tag (so no cows with subforums). As far as we know, he hasn't raped any children or a family member, and we don't have any hard evidence that he's fucked the Tranch's dogs or alpacas (though, none of us would be shocked). Technically, for as bad as he is, he could be a lot worse.

At present, the only horrorcow with a longer thread is a schizophrenic, homeless, aggressive, fatass pedophile who tapes handwritten signs to telephone poles around Spokane, WA in hopes of luring him some underage Zoomer puss puss.

But Kevin is still awful. He's currently beating out a psychotic, manipulative, whorebag grifting cunt who drove an innocent man to suicide and still can't let go of Gamergate (and that's all I care to know about Quinn); a manic, narcissistic, delusional, Munchausen-by-proxy demon who physically abused and drugged her two, young, “schizophrenic” children into permanent mental retardation; a starving boy who may or may not be on hard drugs, dances on stage at gay BDSM clubs at 2am while grown men hand him singles, and whose booking details look less like a drag queen's and more like a prostitution ad... and Tommy Tooter.

Because Kevin is a degenerate furry, I also checked AC. The only one with a longer thread is PurpleKecleon/GlitchedPuppet, a vicious narcissist who married a dogfucker, fucked a dog herself, and has been exposing minors to incest and cub shit through her webcomics for years.

Still, I think Kevin deserves some credit. He cracks eggs, constantly lying to convince others to mutilate their bodies, the same way he destroyed his. He supports cub artists, advocates for kids having unrestricted access to hormones and SRS, and supports children being exposed to the sexual deviancy on display at Pride events. He freely and frequently tweets about his disgusting fetishes and thinly-veiled hatred of women. And that's just a regular Tuesday for him.

Then, there's the fact that Kevin's thread's been around since January 15th, 2020. The current #1 Horrorcow, Lucas Werner, has had a thread since February 3rd, 2016.

Meaning Lucas had a 4-year head start, and Kevin is only 63 pages behind.

tl;dr: It takes a lot of time and effort to be as bad as Kevin.

(Don't worry, Kev. You'll always be my #1 Horrorcow.)
 

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Well if it's Kraft, it ain't got a lick of actual cheese in it anyway (although it does have some kinda processed, dehydrated "milkfat").
You are of course right, nothing could be further from actual cheese than Kraft cheese anything.
Fish are still animals and fish products contain animal fat.
He even made a big deal once, how ableist foodbanks were not offering enough vegan alternatives for a struggling, deaf tranny clown hooker with massive animal fat allergy, and he'll starve.
I know the irony is completely lost on Wedge, asking people to tag gross/triggering shit when he himself uploads utterly butt vomit-inducing pictures of his nasty moobs, castrated penis, anal fish hooks, and otherwise satanic troon porn.

Guys at this point, I'm seriously convinced Wedge is not a human being. No human being takes the pictures he's taken and uploads them to an audience of a few hundred KF users and maybe 6-7 imbeciles in his echo chamber. He's either some fucktarded MKULTRA glowie project, some random computer virus script meant to shit out text and heavily edited realistic photos, or just some alien species tweeting at us from alpha centauri trying to approximate what human beings say and do.
Of all the orbiters, Wedge is the most insufferable, viscerally disgusting, and lacking any redeeming quality. He isn't even entertaining, he is just an infuriating waste of oxygen and taxpayer money.

I think even Rioley,who is an unbearable, degenerate, entitled psycho, who may blow up a vegan bar any moment, is "better" than this pasty sack of constantly whining, demanding uselessness.

TL;DR: Wedge is fat and he will never get a thread.
Blake is really no better than Kevin. If he was secure in his identity, he wouldn't pretend to be a woman, have public freakouts, and post drama videos to try and make himself look better. He can talk about how seeing receipts of troons acting ridiculous made him re-evaluate his extreme gendercult positions, but he is a receipt. He uses Kevin and Chris to make himself look better in comparison so he can continue to avoid responsibility for his own behavior.
"I'm Not Like The Other Troons!"
"I'm not like other It's Ma'ams!"
 

I have trauma from all the dicks, assholes, buttholes, amholes, etc etc etfuckingc that you guys just spam all day on Twitter. I don't want tags though, cause I don't go to that site with a fucking account. I wish for death of one or all of us, including me.

I wish I could be Kindness and just identify as blind.
 
Update time! First and foremost, we have the conclusion of Penny’s ER visit (I am so sorry if this was posted already, it’s hard to keep up with over a dozen troons with content spanning 3 threads). He posted a selfie from the waiting room, and elaborated a little bit on why he was there in the first place [A]:
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Kevin didn’t even pretend to give a shit beyond using it as a ploy to score some more peyote, instead opting to tweet about binge watching TV with Ash Coyote. [A]
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However, this morning the two opted to rewatch the first TV show due to Penny missing the first three episodes they watched last night. [A] View attachment 2592895
Oh, and he made another shameless beg tweet. [A]
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And Wedge had a baby tardrage session.
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So the faggot who shoves hooks up his ass is bothered by gore. I fucking hate this timeline so much.
 
I’ll admit, there are definitely far worse people that have been documented on the Farms to some extent. Snakething, Nick Bates, Kero, and as of recent Chris have all technically done worse things than Kevin, aka actually hurting and abusing other people/animals who couldn’t protect themselves.

However, that doesn’t change that this thread, out of every single one on this hellhole, has to be one of the most repulsive and disgusting ones I have ever laid my eyes on. Hate to powerlevel but I’ve got a relatively strong stomach for internet degeneracy, but even I had to stop myself from gagging at Kevin’s horrifying Amhole, Wedge’s anal hooks, etc.

Kevin, you are an absolutely vile being and even the thought of sharing the oxygen you’ve breathed makes me feel like taking a bath in sulfuric acid. I refuse to believe any of the self-esteem or confidence you’ve claimed to exhibit in your tweets is anything more than relentless coping over the absolute horror you have inflicted upon your body. If I were in your position, I wouldn’t even feel comfortable about looking at my body in the mirror or feeling the Amhole writhe as I walk, let alone fantasize about having it gaped by massive, probably smelly dragon dildos and other insane troons who think it’s entirely natural and normal to have this wound on your body.

Please Kevin, find God. You may not be able to reverse the damage you’ve done to your body but at the very least you could prevent more of it from happening.
 
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