Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[FunPosting101]

$2000-$4000 for a full day/night with a good looking and clean hooker is pretty standard in any major city.

Also it's quite possible that he paid much less, since he let the tranny use his house, so it's pretty likely he got a huge discount for that footjob or whatever

Ohhh, I get it now, you're going by a daily rate rather than an hourly one, fair enough. Also, yeah he probably got a discount, both because of letting the tranny use his house for photoshoots and also because we all know damn well that this wasn't the first time he paid the shemale in question to satisfy his foot fetish, which assuming he has basic social skills, means he probably has haggled the price down a bit too.

 

[White Devil]

@Lowtax should fuck @CammieDoxGirl to make @Daisymae jealous.

I think that'd be making @Dee Price jealous.

 

[Homer Simpson]

This was embarrassingly easy to find. Going to alternate between laughing and burning my fucking eyes out after milling through search results. My wife saw me looking for this so that's an awkward conversation i got to have but it was worth finding out this chud paid $3000 for a night with this thing. "but gooftroop I'm broke"

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What's more awkward, that you were looking at tranny pics or that you were looking at tranny pics because of Lowtax?

mmm

Is anyone on this OP?

You could approach this person offering a fake reward for information

Would be better to just ask where the shot was taken cause it looks nice and you wanna do a shot there.

Paying $3,000 to bang a plastic bimbo tranny hooker is unimaginably based and alpha male, and it's hilarious that Richard will never, ever in his life be able to afford to do that again.

You know what's more based than raising your kids and not beating your wife? Fucking a dude in the ass, and having him fuck you in the ass. Super alpha move.

Now that I got that out of my system, now to act like Lowtax does to his children, and ignore him till something comes up.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

I can't believe I unironically used to give this fag money to use his website when I was like 15 back in 2005.

Back in 2005 Something Awful wasn't a tranny infested shithole.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Ohhh, I get it now, you're going by a daily rate rather than an hourly one, fair enough. Also, yeah he probably got a discount, both because of letting the tranny use his house for photoshoots and also because we all know damn well that this wasn't the first time he paid the shemale in question to satisfy his foot fetish, which assuming he has basic social skills, means he probably has haggled the price down a bit too.

Keep in mind that the dude is probably not a local, which means that some of the $3000 would include traveling fees and shit.

Then again I got curious and decided to check out what the escort game looks like in Kansas City and you can literally book an overnight with decent enough looking girls for $500-$800 which is fucking insane.

The funny thing is that the hourly rates are very similar though, but where I am the overnight is always 2k+ easy a night, which I assume it's because it's not bumfuck missouri and they'll be able to find a bunch of customers every night so they want to make it worth just staying with one guy I guess.

If Richard is really spending thousands of dollars to fuck tranny hookers where he lives, no wonder he's gonna be living in his mother's basement, holy shit that man is bad with money.

 

[A Parroting Puppet]

A whole new meaning to "stuck his dick in crazy".

 

[Daisymae]

Keep in mind that the dude is probably not a local, which means that some of the $3000 would include traveling fees and shit.

Then again I got curious and decided to check out what the escort game looks like in Kansas City and you can literally book an overnight with decent enough looking girls for $500-$800 which is fucking insane.

The funny thing is that the hourly rates are very similar though, but where I am the overnight is always 2k+ easy a night, which I assume it's because it's not bumfuck missouri and they'll be able to find a bunch of customers every night so they want to make it worth just staying with one guy I guess.

If Richard is really spending thousands of dollars to fuck tranny hookers where he lives, no wonder he's gonna be living in his mother's basement, holy shit that man is bad with money.

im in detroit and i can get a tranny hooker for $80 bucks on STG.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/ts-escorts/black_caribbean/all-the-things-your-bitch-wont/149147631089

Hell, I can get this one for free if I let them record me peeing on them?

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/ts-escorts/caucasian_w/free-use-fantasy-gloryhole-o/569550377614

She's actually kinda cute.

I'm not gonna get one, I just meant they're cheaper here.

Sorry for double-posting.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Yes Richard, because you always took care of the front page so reliably.

NGL, it was waaaay better than the shit that is shoveled out nowadays.

Weekendweb was a treat back in the day.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Look for tile grout/joint lines on the floor, or wood grain/ floor board matches. Even in tract build cookie cutter homes, no two will be the same.

you're a regular KF horatio caine for this, and it is a line deserving of you removing or putting on your sunglasses mid-sentence (whichever you feel is appropo)

 

[drtoboggan]

What’s with all the double posting? Does Lowtax banging dickgirls do that to people?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I dunno, maybe it depends on where you live. All I know is that around here 3000 dollars is way too fucking much.

Yes, $3000 is way too much to fuck a man in the ass.

As other people already mentioned, SA (and lowT) has a very weird history with it’s almost religious devotion to trans people and SA is arguably one of the fastest pipelines troon out children apart from maybe anime and discord’s.

I wonder if low T was sampling the byproduct of SA,s Incel to tranny pipeline?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Yikes! That tranny overdid it on the facial surgery and looks like just another plastic surgery zombie.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Lowtax?
More like Lowtestosterone, amirite?

 

[TurdFondler]

I like to think the 3 grand price tag was because even the tranny was disgusted by a night of shitting on coffee tables and giving footjobs

 

[White Devil]

I like to think the 3 grand price tag was because even the tranny was disgusted by a night of shitting on coffee tables and giving footjobs

Let's be real here, trannies have no sense of shame otherwise they wouldn't have mutilated their bodies.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Look for tile grout/joint lines on the floor, or wood grain/ floor board matches. Even in tract build cookie cutter homes, no two will be the same.

the house was also built in the late 90's. even if all the homes in a plan are built totally the same, home owners will paint walls, change carpets, etc. over +2 decades. imo it would be glitch in the matrix level rare if this 1 tranny has 2 degenerate friends with identical homes.

 

[Justtocheck]

which assuming he has basic social skills, means he probably has haggled the price down a bit too.

If you can't afford your hooker then be a chad and make more money or choose another one. I cannot think of something more pathetic than haggling down hookers. With that in mind, I'd bet lowtax tried to haggle down and failed spectacularly.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

If you can't afford your hooker then be a chad and make more money or choose another one. I cannot think of something more pathetic than haggling down hookers. With that in mind, I'd bet lowtax tried to haggle down and failed spectacularly.

"Listen, Gooftroop. Um - I'll take a half-foot job, and uh not have you finish but finish myself off AND I'll give you this 12 pack sample of mangosteen juice, this somethingawful coffee mug and THREE goldbelly cookies PLUS you can use my home to for your photoshoot... If you um - Agree to the price I have presented. Oh, you are twisting my arm. Fine, also my copy of TROLL 2 RIFFTRAX that I was on."

 

[Baby Killers]

If you can't afford your hooker then be a chad and make more money or choose another one. I cannot think of something more pathetic than haggling down hookers. With that in mind, I'd bet lowtax tried to haggle down and failed spectacularly.

Jews gonna be Jewish

 

[Hesa]

Has he fucked the dog yet?