Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Nick Rekieta & Elijah Schaffer - Current status: Nick Rekieta exposed for having a more attractive wife, big L.

[FM Bradley]

It's like a plague actually, you will find yourself faking the pig's dolphin squeals. The other day, the boss fucked up his calculations based on the functions I gave and I said "itz nawtt trooo, as a mattah of fack it wuz prolleh yooo that miscalculated", he was quite shocked but then laughed.

Being fair to myself, he missed a decimal, we've all done that kind of dumb shit. My shitty functions weren't incorrect, unlike gunt who did dox his paypiggies with assistance from Corey Barnhill (fat paedophile, and liar).
Glad Boss doesn't know the imitated released a bestiality film.

It's how I talk to my dog now. If he jumps in the car and it's so cold I can see his breath but he's panting his ass off? "It's...nawt...even...hawt...outsaaaahd."

 

[Sam Losco]

Well he moved to another house he inherited when his father died while he mom was in the nursing home. Now the question is... is going to a house you inherited from another parent "moving out."

False. He's renting the current new place that he moved too. The house he inherited (by petitioning the court since his dad didn't actually leave it to him) is in West Memphis. It's jointly owned with Evan.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

False. He's renting the current new place that he moved too. The house he inherited (by petitioning the court since his dad didn't actually leave it to him) is in West Memphis. It's jointly owned with Evan.

Null mentioned in his recent stream with Nick shitting on Ralph, that because Ralph has refused to pay any of his student loans back his credit is so poor that he is refused any sort of mortgage. Meaning Ralph has no means of investing for the future really, he's going to have to live in a Gunt shack for the rest of time.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

There's a good chance she's been abused as a child, she also may have been introduced and entranced with anime and loli when she met Digi. Where it all came from, that requires more effort than it's worth to find where it started. In regards of is she an abuse victim now? Almost certainly, knowing how Ralph is and how he treated Faith when she was knocked up. Guarantee she's hiding from him with her family while he goes on aggressive coke binges and blows out his 34th pair of shit filled pants.

It kind of screams abuse victim to me. That being said, a significant number of child abusers were themselves victims of the same thing.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I've been in support groups for victims of child sexual abuse, and it's pretty common for victims to fetishize what happened to them as a way to cope. In a woman's case, one way that might happen is by masturbating to lolicon while self-inserting as the child.

That said, I'm not defending any of this. Just makes me think that someone touched her when she was young.

Oh, I have no doubts Ralph beats her. He spent days angry about a mild ribbing. If she ever brings up his height in an argument they'll find her dead body in a ditch. I should have been a little clearer that I specifically meant childhood sexual abuse. I strongly suspect May was molested as a child.

One of the first Killstreams Pantsu appeared on, right when Digibro first trooned out, she admitted to being molested at fourteen by a male family member after being goaded by SouthernDego.

This was on DLive well before Sam, Burger Fox, Pho, et al. started sniping, so I don't know if the replay still exists.

I only recall that part so vividly because Ralph had invited her on to address the (then) rumors of Digibro trooning out, and basically threw her to the fucking wolves while running occasional lukewarm interference.

Basically a squeaky-voiced faux-little girl came on the Killstream, addressed herself as Pantsu Party, and told everyone she often felt like a man in a woman's body. Ralph's chat reacted predictably (in revulsion).

 

[Keranu]

Lost footage from Ralph's drive to the farcical rally. Is Dick trying to float a narrative that the fart was inserted here?

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Sean is next on Ralph's list. That would be really fun to see.

 

[Captain Manning]

One of the first Killstreams Pantsu appeared on, right when Digibro first trooned out, she admitted to being molested at fourteen by a male family member after being goaded by SouthernDego.

That's genuinely sad, and quite possibly true, but not a shield against people ridiculing her for her pro-pedo positions.

Indeed, this just serves to prove the point that pedos should be put up against the wall and shot whenever encountered. Their actions create other pedos out of weak-willed people attempting to "rationalize" the abuse they endured. The cycle must be broken.

Basically a squeaky-voiced faux-little girl came on the Killstream, addressed herself as Pantsu Party, and told everyone she often felt like a man in a woman's body.

And Ralph sticks his dick in it now.


Also, she probably shouldn't say that live around Dick. Remember when Dick expressed the asinine opinion to Null that people like Digibro fantasize about themselves being in the role of the submissive party? Well, May might be inadvertently letting it slip that the opposite is true.

Sean is next on Ralph's list. That would be really fun to see.

Especially if Dick defends Ralph in the aftermath. I'd like to see Sean get up, throw his headphones in Dick's face, and walk out of the "studio."

Alas, Sean probably makes reasonably good money off Dick. Probably WAY more than Gator makes off Ralph.

 

[Null]

I only recall that part so vividly because Ralph had invited her on to address the (then) rumors of Digibro trooning out, and basically threw her to the fucking wolves while running occasional lukewarm interference.

I remember this because she said that she could do better than Ralph. Lol.

 

[Least Concern]

Alas, Sean probably makes reasonably good money off Dick. Probably WAY more than Gator makes off Ralph.

But he still has other gigs doing audio mixing for records and stuff, right? He'd probably take a major pay cut but he should still be able to make a living doing that sort of work in SoCal.

That said, I still don't see it happening. He seems like he'd just shrug off any attacks from Ralph and not take any disagreement with Dick about Ralph to an extent where he'd get emotional about it.

 

[Captain Manning]

But he still has other gigs doing audio mixing for records and stuff, right? He'd probably take a major pay cut but he should still be able to make a living doing that sort of work in SoCal.

California is expensive as all hell, but yes.... out the all e-celeb lackeys I can think of, Sean would have a reasonable chance of being able to strike out on his own without having to take up residence in a cardboard box. It might not be a bad idea for him to shift his base of operations east, however. Contrast him to Gator, who is just plain fucked if he loses Ralph.

That said, I still don't see it happening.

I don't either. It's just fun to think about though.

I remember this because she said that she could do better than Ralph. Lol.

Well, THAT aged badly.

 

[Ralphamale]

One of the first Killstreams Pantsu appeared on, right when Digibro first trooned out, she admitted to being molested at fourteen by a male family member after being goaded by SouthernDego.

This was on DLive well before Sam, Burger Fox, Pho, et al. started sniping, so I don't know if the replay still exists.

I only recall that part so vividly because Ralph had invited her on to address the (then) rumors of Digibro trooning out, and basically threw her to the fucking wolves while running occasional lukewarm interference.

Basically a squeaky-voiced faux-little girl came on the Killstream, addressed herself as Pantsu Party, and told everyone she often felt like a man in a woman's body. Ralph's chat reacted predictably (in revulsion).

I remember this because she said that she could do better than Ralph. Lol.

Well, THAT aged badly.

16:59 for the better than Ralph quote

 

[Captain Manning]

16:59 for the better than Ralph quote

May: "I think I can do a little bit better than Ralph."
Ralph: "Well, I mean... the current evidence says no."

If one were feeling charitable, you could give Ralph a clear win here. However, he's STILL fucking a horse-faced pedo.

There's a word in the English language for how this ultimately played out:

 

[Thomas Highway]

@Captain Manning Have seen a cursory summary of your history involving all this, which is absolutely autistic and sad.

With that said, what is your dog in this fight in 2021?

 

[TherapyMan]

@Captain Manning Have seen a cursory summary of your history involving all this, which is absolutely autistic and sad.

With that said, what is your dog in this fight in 2021?

@Captain Manning is merely a man who cannot let go.

 

[RussianParasite]

Ralph claiming that his shart couldn’t be picked up by a mic shows that he knows little about the Lolcows with whom he shares a category (deathfats). Chantal, for example, is constantly farting/shitting herself on stream and her mic picks it up, unfortunately, without problem.

I remember this because she said that she could do better than Ralph. Lol.

I think this might be true only because a guy with a job and without a gunt or drinking problem may be willing to stoop that low if thirsty enough. But this is purely hypothetical and never, ever going to happen.

 

[Bepis]

If one were feeling charitable, you could give Ralph a clear win here. However, he's STILL fucking a horse-faced pedo.

Come to think of it, wasn't there a stream ages ago where Ralph was just sitting there staring at a picture of an underage girl for a while, drunk as a skunk? Maybe a pedo wife is what he always wanted. Might also help explain why he's so eager to use pedophile as an attack on other people.

 

[Captain Manning]

With that said, what is your dog in this fight in 2021?

None. I have absolutely zero personal contract with any e-celebs since late 2020. In fact, we just crossed the one-year anniversary mark. If there were an "E-celeb Defenders Anonymous," I would put in for my chip now.

Now I just shitpost with the rest of you kuckleheads. It's much more fun.

Come to think of it, wasn't there a stream ages ago where Ralph was just sitting there staring at a picture of an underage girl for a while, drunk as a skunk?

Yes. Lt. Corbin (aka Soph). I'm sure somebody here can dig that up if they want. His expression did look rather lustful.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Now I just shitpost with the rest of you kuckleheads. It's much more fun.

I don't believe you. You sure drop a lot of hints and references for someone without a chip.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't believe you. You sure drop a lot of hints and references for someone without a chip.

My dude, a "chip" is something that AA (and other 12 step programs) give a member when they reach an anniversary of sobriety. I am indeed telling the truth when I say I haven't talked to Nick in over a year. Also, since some people here wanna talk about Dick and Null's relationship in the same breath, I believe Null actually disconnected from Dick over a year ago too. Circumstances change. People change. Relationships change. Obama promised change.

If you wanna poke fun at it, that's your prerogative. But when people like @Kramer on the phone say "you were the dipshit that defended Nick," my response is usually some variation of "Yep. That was me. I was a dumbass." Or, alternatively, nothing, since I don't want to crap up the thread.

I hope that helps.

 

[Keranu]

Come to think of it, wasn't there a stream ages ago where Ralph was just sitting there staring at a picture of an underage girl for a while, drunk as a skunk? Maybe a pedo wife is what he always wanted. Might also help explain why he's so eager to use pedophile as an attack on other people.

As we know, Ralph has the super ability to absorb all the traits of his detractors, and even magnify them. He is the Cell of lolcows.

The one thing we can't truly pin down on Ralph yet is if he's an actual pedophile. Several signs point to yes, and I am sure he would solicit sex with an underaged high school girl if the situation arose.

I could see pedophilia being the nail that drives the gunt into his coffin, just like incest did to Chris.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's how I talk to my dog now. If he jumps in the car and it's so cold I can see his breath but he's panting his ass off? "It's...nawt...even...hawt...outsaaaahd."

As long as you don't employ Ronnie's final solution to the freezing puppy problem.

i thought i could do better than ralph and you thought Dick was trustworthy enough that you were planning on moving in with him.

You could do better? Even if you edited the post, people would still be able to see. Did you just out yourself? See the bottom right and think about your choices before it's really too late if that wasn't a genuine fuck-up.
FYI, I've never threadbanned you from anything and anywhere.

Come to think of it, wasn't there a stream ages ago where Ralph was just sitting there staring at a picture of an underage girl for a while, drunk as a skunk?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gunted-lost-media-the-legendary-soph-clip-discovered.94251/
Here's the clip, it's creepy and disgusting as fuck.