"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Some Badger said:
Organ harvesting? From Phil? I’d be surprised if you could harvest anything from him that would make for a viable, healthy replacement.
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The ONLY way Phil MIGHT possibly be useful (aside from making the Left all look like pathetic, brainless retards) is if you rendered down all that fat on his body after he dies (or before, I'm not picky) to make soap. Philthy Phil getting rendered down to make soap to keep other people clean would be a poetic irony.
 
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StarDreamer2002 said:
Phil wants the world Marx painted in his writing as in "true, full communism", a world without government, money, religion, family etc. aka a system that has proved unattainable in the real world.
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He doesn't even know what Marx or Mao actually espoused. His version of communism is just as real as Chris's bullshit about the Merge. His autistic road signs get to be on every highway and all the mean people who called him a derpy-eyed faggot potato get put against a wall.
 
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GayestFurryTrash said:
Yes, Phil has always been the store brand Chris Chan. He does everything worse than Chris.
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Who is more retarded: Phil or Chris?

I used to believe it's ADF but when you think about it, just because he talks about complex topics like politics, you get how little he really knows and understands. CWC only cares for Nintendo and My Little Pony so what's the dumbest thing he could say about that?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Are their organs worth anything, though?
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The Chinks will eat anything.

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StarDreamer2002 said:
Who is more retarded: Phil or Chris?

I used to believe it's ADF but when you think about it, just because he talks about complex topics like politics, you get how little he really knows and understands. CWC only cares for Nintendo and My Little Pony so what's the dumbest thing he could say about that?
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I'd say they're about even. Phil is marginally more intelligent, mature, and functional than Chris, but only enough that he's (barely) capable of being independent and live on his own. And even then, Phil is horribly incompetent at it. Everything else? Yeah, they're pretty much equally retarded. Just look at how they both cope with their realities of being pathetic, unimportant, weak, worthless little nobodies: they retreat into power fantasies where they are powerful, important, influential, impressive, respected, dangerous people and both did their level best to convince themselves and others that it was all true. They tries to live the flattering, comforting lie rather than accept the truth, and they would both retreat deeper and deeper into their fantasies whenever life became difficult for them. The fact that Chris' power fantasy had to do with cartoons being real and being a super power wielding god, and Phil's power fantasy involved him being a badass Commie super soldier for Antifa who walked the streets beating up white supremacist Fascists near as much makes no difference, because they're both equally unrealistic and unbelievable. They're two sides of the same short bus ride token.
 
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The Dude said:
I'd say they're about even. Phil is marginally more intelligent, mature, and functional than Chris, but only enough that he's (barely) capable of being independent and live on his own. And even then, Phil is horribly incompetent at it. Everything else? Yeah, they're pretty much equally retarded. Just look at how they both cope with their realities of being pathetic, unimportant, weak, worthless little nobodies: they retreat into power fantasies where they are powerful, important, influential, impressive, respected, dangerous people and both did their level best to convince themselves and others that it was all true. They tries to live the flattering, comforting lie rather than accept the truth, and they would both retreat deeper and deeper into their fantasies whenever life became difficult for them. The fact that Chris' power fantasy had to do with cartoons being real and being a super power wielding god, and Phil's power fantasy involved him being a badass Commie super soldier for Antifa who walked the streets beating up white supremacist Fascists near as much makes no difference, because they're both equally unrealistic and unbelievable. They're two sides of the same short bus ride token.
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Yet ironically, Chris became the one whose gross stupidity and dysfunctionality first vaulted him into Internet-cult status, and then in the last few weeks, into mainstream-media notoriety. It must burn Philthy's fat, unwiped ass to no end when he realizes that OPL is now part of both Internet and American criminal history, whereas he's destined to die young, alone, and in total obscurity.
 
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If communism really did take hold I honestly think phil could serve a useful purpose...as a warning to other, nonproductive commies. Plaster his face and lifestyle all over the cities with a big 'don't be like THIS guy' while also threatening those who don't work hard enough will be forced to be his roommate and/or caretaker and cleaner. Even the laziest of commies will have a bent back from working the fields by their lives end if it means they don't have to wash phil or be in close proximity to him. Everyone has a place in communism, be it as an example to all or up against the wall!
 
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Lance Private Drop Off said:
I'm going to ask a stupid question here, but, does anyone know if "Aspen" wants to: live in China, live under the extremely confused current Chinese' political situation, or to live in some fantasy construct of past communism, either transplanted to the US, or to actually try and fit into Chinese society?

I wonder if anyone has a handle on what they actually want? Aspen seems to be advocating for change without any deep understanding of the system that he wants to change to. Sorry as always their thinking has left me with no understanding of his motives.
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Like Taters knows anything except the most surface level bullshit of anything. He goes around spouting comments and sayings and whatever but never put any deep thought into it. He's all about pretending to know about something while knowing almost nothing about it. This is why he LARPs so hard with whatever he does. He thinks that if he really gets into it, posts about it all the time he's somehow going to fool people into thinking he's legit.

If communism did take over he'd be one of the first put up against the wall and be shot because he'd be useless. Even throwing him into a gulag wouldn't be worth it.
 
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StarDreamer2002 said:
Who is more retarded: Phil or Chris?

I used to believe it's ADF but when you think about it, just because he talks about complex topics like politics, you get how little he really knows and understands. CWC only cares for Nintendo and My Little Pony so what's the dumbest thing he could say about that?
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It's a tricky one, for example Chris can drive a car but Phil can't even ride a bike.
 
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RembrandtCourage said:
If communism really did take hold I honestly think phil could serve a useful purpose...as a warning to other, nonproductive commies. Plaster his face and lifestyle all over the cities with a big 'don't be like THIS guy' while also threatening those who don't work hard enough will be forced to be his roommate and/or caretaker and cleaner. Even the laziest of commies will have a bent back from working the fields by their lives end if it means they don't have to wash phil or be in close proximity to him. Everyone has a place in communism, be it as an example to all or up against the wall!
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No way any Communist regime would waste the Peoples' time and resources on keeping Phil around. They would televise his execution along with reading out his crimes against the Workers Party as a warning to other lazy retards, but they wouldn't bother housing Phil in anything other than a forced labor camp or collective farm until its time to put him up against the wall.

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They both can ride the short bus.
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They have both spent pretty much their whole lives riding a sofa, bouncing up and down while tard-giggling at little girls cartoons. Thank God that Phil never felt inclined to learn to drive, because the roads were dangerous enough with just Chris behind the wheel.
 
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