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I sent this to 3 people today and all of them immediately assumed it was ADF based.
Doesn’t look enough like Jennifer Lopez but yeah the weird hair and tattoos and Antifa shirt.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Weight is a key component when spoofing Phil.
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Phil never had danger hair; instead he has ridiculous tattoos. But then all these pasty, doughy white shemales look like clones.
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Phil never had "danger" anything.
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Danger of getting a foot amputated.
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That's a safety feature. A warning sign to get away before some clueless, obnoxious, bumblefuck retard enters your personal space.
I would say he's more "at high risk" of that, since losing his foot to the 'Beetus would only make him more of a pathetic, worthless, ineffectual loser. And it'll be hilarious!
I guess Phil is still anally aggravated by us pointing out how his Fetal Alcohol eyes always give him away as a retarded sad sack. He's started over-saturating his photos and putting a censor bar graphic over his eyes. All it does is make Phil look like the Grimace's retarded negro cousin.
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Looks like a marketing ad for a shitty Watchdogs dlc where you take on some edge lord hackers.
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Thumb Butler
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The guy died so that Phil could larp as a satanic activist on the internet. 
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I wish the eco warrior larp stuck around for longer. I think it was to difficult though, he'd actually have to go outside.
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Having to go outside is exactly the reason Phil abandons his claims to any group like that. LARPing as Antifa is easy since they're all cowards who cover up their faces to hide their identities, just like Phil, so he could stay safely inside his apartment while continuing to claim to be a member because no one can tell if he was or was not in the crowd during a demonstration/riot (except we can totally tell if he was because he's easy to spot, even when covered head-to-toe). Claiming to be a Commie or Satanist doesn't require him to actually do anything besides make the claims. Phil is a chicken-shit coward with a yellow stripe a mile wide running down his back, so he is absolutely terrified of going out in the real world unless he absolutely has to. In the real world someone might not know he pretends to be a woman and call him by his real pronouns! Scary! There might be a Kiwi out there who will snap his photo or laugh at him! O noes! If he actually goes to a demonstration or riot he might get hurt! Or arrested! The horror! Better to stay safe at home and make bold claims and talk big, but the kind no one can actually call bullshit on him.
Personally, I kinda miss the Chola and Santeria phase for Phil. The drawn-on eyebrows and clown makeup were such a trip!
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That, and he’s a total consoomer. He wants to be seen to be the best at any subculture. To be the Crime Minister of Environmentalists, he’d need to give up his home comforts. Living in an apartment, eating artisan pizza, buying tons of plastic crap, that’s not exactly going to put him in the top tier of eco warriors.
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Looks like Phil settled on a new name. I wonder if its a sign of his shifting interests, or he's trying to create a new identity because he's embarassed by all the crap people can find out about. As others have mentioned, rusalki are sort of mermaids or ghosts of drowned girls in Slavic mythology. It might mean Phil has been surfing the internet or visiting his public library and gone down a Neo-Pagan rabbit hole of some sort. Of course the fact that he chose a Slavic mythical creature isn't too surprising as he views anything Slavic as inherently equating with Russia, and therefore, the Soviet Union. Ironically the Communists weren't exactly fans of folklore or religion. Its probably smart of that he didn't co-opt the name of a mythical creature from Mexican or Chinese folklore, since he'd inevitably get accused of "cultural appropriation." Not that Mao was any more sympathetic to Chinese folklore...
What is with Phil trying to post "cutesy" anime avatars for everything? Anyway, that Great Wall of China? He kind of neglects to mention that the Red Guard actively tore down sections of it back during the "Cultural Revolution" because they viewed it as a symbol of superstition and the old imperial dynasties. Then again he also thinks that the aggressively Atheist Chinese state would be cool with Satanism. LOL. The CCP censors shit like demons, skeletons and the occult.
Nah, its probably just a generic stereotype of social justice trannies, not Phil specifically, but he tries to look and act like that. The funny thing is it only winds up making him more generic. He doesn't stand out because there are hundreds of other losers just like that on college campuses across America. Granted most of them are younger and healthier than Phil, but they're all dying their hair, wearing Antifa t-shirts, claiming to be gay or bisexual or asexual, and everything else. Of course most don't go so far as to get every stupid phase tattooed all over their body so Phil still has that, but otherwise he's pretty much the same as every other troon out there. Just dumber. And fatter.
Hard to have danger hair when you don't have much hair... at least on your head. I'm sure his back hair is quite plentiful. But yeah, its kind of funny that he never dyed his hair... maybe he knows he's retarded enough to make a mess and get it in his eyes? Fuck if I know. For a guy who willingly scribbles shitty tattoos all over his body and walks around with soiled pants, I can't understand why he would care about dying his hair, but apparently that's where he draws the line.
Sometimes I wonder if he just forgot about it because he wasn't interested in the first place and couldn't even pretend to. I mean when he has an autistic fixation on something, be it Communsim or bicycles, it tends to be front and centre all the time. He's never really expressed any interests in anything environmental, or beyond his own wants for that matter. Of course, it might be simpler than that. It might just be that he was upset we made fun of his stuffed deer toy.
What is with Phil trying to post "cutesy" anime avatars for everything? Anyway, that Great Wall of China? He kind of neglects to mention that the Red Guard actively tore down sections of it back during the "Cultural Revolution" because they viewed it as a symbol of superstition and the old imperial dynasties. Then again he also thinks that the aggressively Atheist Chinese state would be cool with Satanism. LOL. The CCP censors shit like demons, skeletons and the occult.
Nah, its probably just a generic stereotype of social justice trannies, not Phil specifically, but he tries to look and act like that. The funny thing is it only winds up making him more generic. He doesn't stand out because there are hundreds of other losers just like that on college campuses across America. Granted most of them are younger and healthier than Phil, but they're all dying their hair, wearing Antifa t-shirts, claiming to be gay or bisexual or asexual, and everything else. Of course most don't go so far as to get every stupid phase tattooed all over their body so Phil still has that, but otherwise he's pretty much the same as every other troon out there. Just dumber. And fatter.
Hard to have danger hair when you don't have much hair... at least on your head. I'm sure his back hair is quite plentiful. But yeah, its kind of funny that he never dyed his hair... maybe he knows he's retarded enough to make a mess and get it in his eyes? Fuck if I know. For a guy who willingly scribbles shitty tattoos all over his body and walks around with soiled pants, I can't understand why he would care about dying his hair, but apparently that's where he draws the line.
Sometimes I wonder if he just forgot about it because he wasn't interested in the first place and couldn't even pretend to. I mean when he has an autistic fixation on something, be it Communsim or bicycles, it tends to be front and centre all the time. He's never really expressed any interests in anything environmental, or beyond his own wants for that matter. Of course, it might be simpler than that. It might just be that he was upset we made fun of his stuffed deer toy.
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Sean must be rolling in his grave; raised by pinkos to die young and have the only people who remember him be retards like Phil.
He was promised the memory of a beloved revolutionary on par with Trotsky, damnit!
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What the fuck even is this fag name? This may be the dumbest, most stupid, most retarded name Phil has ever made up.
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It's very "Satana Kennedy" AKA Zinnia Jones. So edgy. In 1999 or something.
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Someone should tell him that calling himself "Rusalka" is fascist. Slavic paganism has much stronger ties to right wing movements than left wing ones, which puts it in contrast to every other kind of neopaganism.
Edit: I don't mean Slavic paganism and folklore is actually fascist. It would just be funny to watch Phil tardrage over it.
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I didn’t think anything would top “Izzyhell,” but here we are.
The fuck did “Aspen” come from?
The fuck did “Aspen” come from?