Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all go down in major outage

[Mecha-Jerkop]

Too many GOOD MORNING KIND SIR messages caused this

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

Might want to keep an eye on stocks and see if it effects the bottom line if this last for more than 24 hours.

 

[Anstiv]

A couple days from now and we'll find out it wasn't a hack or datacenters going down at all. Someone just wrote some buggy code that got passed through reviews by lazy developers.

 

[Morch Ponkey]

Single men of the farms, now is your time.

There are suddenly millions of single women who have been deprived of their easy dopamine fix.

Your odds are good, but the goods are odd.

 

[Danny T.]

THE MADLAD
HE DID IT
BOB CHANDLER CUT DOWN THE INTERNET

 

[Sinny Mon]

I just noticed it says AT&T is down and I have full service

I feel like those reports are from people who use FB to sign into shit like retards.

 

[Pringles Can]

It was a configuration error on Facebook's part. AT&T, TMobile, BOA, etc etc are not down. I think people might have some problem with their own connection and jump to the conclusion that it's somehow related. Its not.

Always happens with this kind of shit. People panic quickly, and always blame one issue on everything. For now, just the main 3 are dead. Everything else is either an issue with you, or your ISP.

 

[IKOL]

Twitter's running like crap because their servers are overloaded probably.

no wonder why, all the Zuckmaggots invaded twitter lol.

 

[usernames can change now!]

It appears Reddit user u/ramenporn has deleted their account.

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

If only they’d all just stay down forever.

You ok, Hun - lol

 

[Haint]

Whoop de fucking do.
If you use facebook, poo on you!

 

[HexFag]

FUCK FACEBOOK
FUCK INSTAGRAM
FUCK WHATSAPP
FUCK NIGGERS
TIME TO CELEBRATE

 

[MugolEx]

Motherfucker, Spotify says "offline".

You're not the only one.
https://downdetector.com/status/spotify/

 

[Margo Martindale]

Someone claiming to be an employee at facebook on /g/ doing an ama

/g/ - Engineer at Facebook here. AMA - Technology - 4chan

Engineer at Facebook here. AMA - "/g/ - Technology" is 4chan's imageboard for discussing computer hardware and software, programming, and general technology.

boards.4channel.org

 

[Billy Beer]

If people can't access mobile games because they can't authorise with facebook, i wonder what that will do with their bottom line?

 

[Probably An Autist]

"Data contains users’: name, email, phone number, location, gender, and user ID."

A lot of that is publicly available on many peoples pages anyway, bit of a shit leak if so. Similar to that big data scrape the other month.

 

[Astrashinnen]

Spotify and Discord are working fine for me. Perhaps Spotify is only down for the majority of its phone users?

 

[usernames can change now!]

Someone claiming to be an employee at facebook on /g/ doing an ama

/g/ - Engineer at Facebook here. AMA - Technology - 4chan

Engineer at Facebook here. AMA - "/g/ - Technology" is 4chan's imageboard for discussing computer hardware and software, programming, and general technology.

boards.4channel.org

A front-end pajeet who can't figure out how to use a tripcode and is shitposting on /g/ because his workstation doesn't work

not exactly insider info

 

[Maurice Caine]

Someone claiming to be an employee at facebook on /g/ doing an ama

/g/ - Engineer at Facebook here. AMA - Technology - 4chan

Engineer at Facebook here. AMA - "/g/ - Technology" is 4chan's imageboard for discussing computer hardware and software, programming, and general technology.

boards.4channel.org

do you really think facebook soy golems would touch halfchan with a ten foot pole?

 

[Aqua Panda]

>social media taking a massive shit
>No ETA on repair

Brothers, it might finally be time...



Edit: Just for old times sake.

Spoiler: The Great Meme War