Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all go down in major outage

BOLDYSPOOKY! said:
Facebook, et al.
>cancer
>Boomers
>steals user information and sells it
>yeets itself after one DNS failure

kiwifarms.net
>autism
>schizos
>one (1) minor security breach in 8+ years, user data deleted regularly
>stays up in spite of hundreds of DDoS attempts

Farmers stay winning.
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Kiwifarms went away for a full month once, back in the day.
 
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Solid Snek said:
God DAMMIT. I don't check Facebook all day; then Kiwifarms tells me it's down, and I get all excited, so I go to check Facebook and discover it just came back online a minute or two ago.

*sigh*

If only there was some way to free myself from Cuckerberg, and not have Facebook in my life...
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Its simple my friend. Delete the app, never look back. Thats all you have to do to escape from the zucc
 
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Dogfacefuke said:
When KeyWeeFarms goes down Null is able to route the main page to something that at the very least contains a message of what the fuck is going on. How is it that one lone jew in the ukraine can figure out how to do that but this trillion dollar company cant?
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Jersh for all his faults actually gives a shit about his site and his users, I can't say the same for the ghouls running facebook. They're just in it to mine data from boomers and retards to sell to the chinamen.
 
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Baked Al-Aqsa said:
The real annoying thing about Facebook services going down is I can't use whatsapp at all right now. Not so great since SMS on my phone more or less doesn't work.

On the other hand, right now I can't receive any retardation from the groups I'm part of either, so I suppose it balances out.
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Yeah, I have a friend who just moved outside the U.S. today and can only communicate with other people via WhatsApp, so that’s aggravating.

On the other hand, I can almost hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth of all my Boomer relatives on suicide watch because they can't dong around on Bookface and it warms my cold black heart.
 
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So it's back up, but buggy. I've got a "notification" that I can't clear:
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Also getting the "Sorry, something went wrong. Please try again later." error when I try to download my data, which I would like to do so I can save my blistering hot takes of the past few years.
 
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OK who did it. Was it
a) internal fuck up (God help the man who did it)
b) ransomware Estonians
c) NSA
I think it's the Government saying to Zuck "nice website you got there, would be a shame if someone fucked it up its cloud ass. Now let's talk about silencing all dissent"

boomers completely missing the point of the whistle-blower thinking the tranny is being used to silence """conservatives""". The tranny is being used to force Facebook to censor anything and everything that goes against the narrative. I think this attack was a message to FB and every other massive infocorp (as if reddit or twitter aren't already happily toeing the line those den of faggots).
 
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