Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Beautiful Border]

Don't forget the obvious fact that Chris is a lazy coward. You gotta work up a lot of nerve to try and off yourself, let alone go through with it. He's also so averse to doing anything physically uncomfortable that it wouldn't be surprising if he was extremely averse to anything that may potentially be painful, even if it was just the prick from a flu shot.

Witnessing Chris nearing the end of his life will be... interesting, if it's even documented at all. I can't begin to fathom the kinds of things he'll ramble about as the reaper slowly takes him.

If Chris dies the way I suspect he will die (unmanaged diabetes, heart failure, etc.) he will probably be steadfastly in denial that anything is wrong, or maybe not even realise that something is wrong, right up until the moment it takes him, he'll go out showing the same level of cognisance he always has.

I do think Chris's death will be a big event for the Internet though, even if it happens decades in the future. He's impacted the lives of too many people for him to fade away into total obscurity anytime soon. Speculating on someone's death like this feels kind of morbid, to be honest.

 

[ForTheHoard]

If Chris dies the way I suspect he will die (unmanaged diabetes, heart failure, etc.) he will probably be steadfastly in denial that anything is wrong, or maybe not even realise that something is wrong, right up until the moment it takes him, he'll go out showing the same level of cognisance he always has.

I do think Chris's death will be a big event for the Internet though, even if it happens decades in the future. He's impacted the lives of too many people for him to fade away into total obscurity anytime soon. Speculating on someone's death like this feels kind of morbid, to be honest.

They make binaural beats for that.

 

[Some Badger]

Speculating on someone's death like this feels kind of morbid, to be honest.

But don’t you realize what month we’re in?

 

[GypsyBard]

No way would Chris have a drivers license in the EU. I have never been to Europe but as a car enthusiast that posts on international car forums, I understand the requirements and they are incredibly strict compared to the US. The rural southern United States is particularly bad because the attitude there is that the government should not regulate driving at all. I grew up in bum fuck south Georgia and I was driving my Grandfathers truck around town at 10 years old with no license and it was considered completely normal. In those areas children are expected to work on the farm and part of that work involves driving in to town for supplies/driving to the dump to throw stuff away. It's not that dangerous though because all of the roads are two lane only and are almost always completely straight with very few other drivers to run into. Worst comes to worst you drive off the road and your car/truck gets stuck in a ditch and needs to get towed out (which isn't hard considering everyone owns a tractor).

That attitude had its place in early 20th century America where most passenger cars and trucks were incapable of going even 50 miles per hour downhill, but in 2021 when even a Toyota Corolla can do 120mph comfortably it is a completely different situation. To put it in perspective one of the most popular passenger/family sedans in 1965 was the Ford Falcon which made 95hp (which is extremely over-rated tbh power to the wheels was more like 50 realistically) and had a two speed automatic transmission that tops out at around 55mph. To compare that to the modern equivalent Toyota Camry v6 which makes 301hp and has an electronically governed top speed of 135mph.... Obviously there need to be stricter requirements but without the infastructure in place to get the Chris Chans of the world to their shift at Wendys, the service driven US economy would be in much worse shape...

America is so spread out that car ownership is almost a per-requisite for having a job bc there are no realistic public transportation options. In the country though I would argue that Chris Chan is probably more qualified to drive a car than half of the people in his town (I'm not kidding I've seen some really crazy shit).


As for the Martin Bryant thing... All I can say is that it's a cold world and so much of this stuff falls in kind of a moral gray-zone of suffering... Suffering that could be reduced if people like this were just taken care of in one way or another instead of ignored outright or given free checks every month...

It's not a pretty world J.C. - But we all have to make sacrifices...

I know what you're talking about.
My driving test was literally okay just drive around the block one time and my maneuverability test was okay pull up to those cones then back up to these cones. Literally in and out took 10 minutes to get my license. I'm mostly scared of other drivers not because the test was easy but because I know tons of people that failed it. How do you fail just driving around the block?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So you unironically called someone who has ran maliciously ran someone over

So I take it back your not a ween
Your just dangerously stupid/making the understatement of the century with those qoutations

You can't say I wasn't civil about it.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

Guys I did it again.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Jesus wept…

Guys I did it again.
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your penmanship is as sloppy as your room

 

[A Grey Cat]

So I have been passively watching Chris Chan for the past decade like many others here and I strongly agree with this post with one caveat/addition.

I spent a lot of time as a kid volunteering at a school for disabled children and adults (was SUPER catholic growing up and my Church was heavily involved in the school despite it being public) and I have always known or at least felt that Chris has always been far more disabled than most Christorians really understand. Not only does Chris remind me of the severely disabled autistic adults that I would work with, he also reminds me of the adult 80s crack babies that would go to the school. I'm not saying that Chris is a crack baby but Barb and Bob were obviously severe alcholics (a point that many seem to overlook) and there's no doubt that Barb was drinking during her pregnancy. Many of the FAS/Crack children as adults would exhibit psychopathic or NPD patterns of behavior but most were not really "there" enough to think of any sort of scheme beyond "let me steal an extra cookie" or something similar.

The other thing I should mention is that many severly disabled adults with Autism are able to talk and hold conversations like 'normal people' but they just seem a little bit off. Chris is like this and I think most people see that he's able to communicate and use a computer and think "oh man this guy isn't r*tarded" he's not drooling on himself of shitting his pants as an adult (which Chris actually does) lets bully him because he gets disability - he's just a lazy asshole - he needs to work and contribute to society". But in reality Chris is just as disabled as someone wearing a bike helmet in a wheelchair. You could make the argument that had his circumstances been different he may have turned out differently but those days are long gone. It's a nature vs nuture kind of argument that is now irrelevant. Chris will never be able to take care of himself, and he has shown that he is incapable of making important decisions on his own. Had he had actual parents he would have been able to recieve the life assistance that he needs early on and he probably would have been able to live a happy purposeful life in a group home. Sadly though, this never happened and the problems have only gotten worse to the point at which he is now an actual threat to the public.

I wish it did not have to be this way but in America with public mental instutions the way they are, people like Chris get put in jail everyday. You can not have mentally disabled sex criminals on the street, and there really is no other place to put them. It's really a tragedy and it has been really painful to watch all of this but yeah Chris Chan is basically the last generation of mentally disabled Children with elederly parents that don't understand modern mental healthcare. A phenomenon like this may never happen again but do not let this lesson go unlearned. Severe mental disabilities in a vacuum never produce anything good. If you see Chris as a person with agency I'm really sorry but you should really treat everything Chris says as if it's coming from someone wearing a helmet and drooling on themselves.

wayyyy back in the chris reaction the brony analyst's cartoon thread, someone my apologies i don't remember who, and it would take forever to find the op. Wrote how they had two severely autistic cousins that they only saw at holidays. All they could do was scoot around on the floor babbling and grunting and only settled down when they were sat in front of a TV to watch Barney or Thomas, and even then would still chuckle and laugh at every thing even stuff that wasn't funny. They also mentioned how Chris was only slightly above their level of tardation in that he can walk, talk, dress and do other things except when he sat himself in front of a TV.

That was when his level of mental retardation really began to show, He just sat there not actually taking in what he was seeing but reacting to it the way he "believed" humans would find something funny or amusing. Just staring at what he saw letting his mind wander. Despite the wrench this letter may have thrown into Heilburg's defense, the prosecution needs to see just how far gone chris is.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Jesus wept…

your penmanship is as sloppy as your room mom

FTFY

 

[Pickle Built]

Sorry, but why should we take anything you say seriously when you don't even know when you're supposed to use "you're" instead of "your"? Are you even old enough to use this website?

And you've got a run on sentence
You wanna continue nit picking random idiots' grammer on the internet?

 

[TayandYou]

I did not expect this development, but in hindsight, I should have. Of fucking course there would be bibles in jail. Of fucking course Chris will read it as he has nothing else to do. Of fucking course Chris will think he's Jesus.

I'm curious as to how he will fit this into his lore as he's received messages from Jesus multiple times before.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

So you unironically called someone who has ran maliciously ran someone over

So I take it back your not a ween
Your just dangerously stupid/making the understatement of the century with those qoutations

"Relatively", compared to Elliot Rodger.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Not trying to defend Chris or Justify his actions
but a person on cwkci discord purchased the book "SEX and DISABILITY" which seems to have some segments in it that... as we likely can see from Chris-chan's suggestibility... could interpret it into what he did to Barbiechu.

I mean the call and the letter kept implying that he has been "Healing" his mom and the book.

I mean, A guy literally read Catcher in the Rye and went to shoot John Lennon. whose to say that a book couldnt also attribute to an Autistic guy doing what he did to his 80yr old mom.

Lets not forget this was accordingly around the same time a troll (who pads her chest) with an incest fetish was in constant talks with Chris thus emboldening Chris to easier think of doing it to Barbiechu.


and yeah the title SEX AND DISABILITY. its not outside the realm of possibility that an autist who keeps talking about how his autism is a disability and how horny he is for sex not look at the title and think "OH THIS COULD HELP ME GET MORE SEX AS A HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC"



then again these entire thing could just all be wrong and Chris is just a batshit insane retard who just want to fuck Barbara and thats it.

 

[Pickle Built]

Not trying to defend Chris or Justify his actions
but a person on cwkci discord purchased the book "SEX and DISABILITY" which seems to have some segments in it that... as we likely can see from Chris-chan's suggestibility... could interpret it into what he did to Barbiechu.

I mean the call and the letter kept implying that he has been "Healing" his mom and the book.

I mean, A guy literally read Catcher in the Rye and went to shoot John Lennon. whose to say that a book couldnt also attribute to an Autistic guy doing what he did to his 80yr old mom.

Lets not forget this was accordingly around the same time a troll (who pads her chest) with an incest fetish was in constant talks with Chris thus emboldening Chris to easier think of doing it to Barbiechu.


and yeah the title SEX AND DISABILITY. its not outside the realm of possibility that an autist who keeps talking about how his autism is a disability and how horny he is for sex not look at the title and think "OH THIS COULD HELP ME GET MORE SEX AS A HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC"



then again these entire thing could just all be wrong and Chris is just a batshit insane retard who just want to fuck Barbara and thats it.

I get what you mean but I just outright doubt that Chris hadn't had the desires and will to act on them before reading/buying that book. Chris has always been a sex pest, and has also admitted to having dreams of "barbie-chan" in the worst possible ways
Though I guess it may be possible that hentai and its degeneracy, i.e. the common incest, caused Chris to far more open to it

 

[blackboots]

He went to a workshop and was ostensibly Barb's caretaker. I'm pretty sure he overheard some of the others there talking about the book (it's a really common book for the elderly and their caretakers) and it just got worse from there.

He doesn't need encouragement. Discouragement has never done shit either. Remember that lest ye fall to the words of the heretic.

 

[Ophelia]

I mean, A guy literally read Catcher in the Rye and went to shoot John Lennon. whose to say that a book couldnt also attribute to an Autistic guy doing what he did to his 80yr old mom.

“He did it because of Catcher in the Rye/The Collector/heavy metal music/violent video games” is bullshit even if the criminal is autistic.

 

[Raiken]

Barbiechu.

Even after 2 + months this and Barbie-Chan make my skin crawl. Is this our punishment? Do we remain here, just to suffer?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Anyone shitposted:


JUUUUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
(Juulay),

Yet? I can't be arsed to read 143 pages.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Anyone shitposted:


JUUUUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
(Juulay),

Yet? I can't be arsed to read 143 pages.

"I got a fish, would you like to multiply it, I got a fish..."

 

[AnOminous]

There's even some dispute as to whether this was a deliberate attempt on Chris's part or as to whether he panicked like a wuss and inadvertently jogged Snyder with Son-Chu.

There's little dispute that when Barb switched seats and hit him herself, it was on purpose.

You wanna continue nit picking random idiots' grammer on the internet?

>grammer

Sorry for double posting.