James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Pringles Can]

James is now a lolcow (on Kiwifarms)

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth talking about the move to this subforum, with some generic talking points about how evil KF is.

The funny thing is, the sub is way more hostile to James than the KF thread. The sub goes into some beyond autistic over-analysing and A-Logging of James, like over his club-foot and the Dragon In My Dreams video. I think both groups agree he's a cow, but if anything, the over-reactions are more from the sub than here.

Um... excuse me? the reddit is full of so many A-logs that they can't even admit the latest AVGN was a step in the right direction. Atleast we have a clear head most of the time. Actually, who am I kidding, its reddit. Anything that's not reddit, twitter, or facebook (RIP) they think is evil and dangerous to society.

Also, we have said a ton of times that james is NOT a lolcow, he is just slowly becoming one. If they actually read this thread they would know that.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Thank you @PeriodicTrouble and @Auntie Fester for bringing that dragon video back into my life. I don't want to shit on him too hard, because it's obvious he put a lot of passion into it, but the moment where he's standing in front of the dragon trying to act is just the funniest goddamn thing.

 

[Bob Loblaw Law Blog]

Well, this is disappointing. James fell into the Irate Gamer territory of plagiarism.
And trying to pass the buck is just lame. If you don't want to do this anymore, then don't. The Screenwave guys have been a mistake for a long time now, but this is a low point.

Remember when the biggest "scandal" was that a friend of his wanted to raise money for a Cheetahmen II "fix"? Which was just a reproduction cart with the game already having the last two levels enabled? Or maybe it was whatever happened with that AVGN movie. I never bothered to look at it tbh, I just remember Mister Metokur mentioning in a stream that some people didn't get paid. Either way, there was so little against AVGN that he was seen as "one of the good ones" as far as gaming Youtubers go.

speaking of friends, wonder if Pat the NES Cunt will speak on this for his podcast

 

[Clark_Ashton]

There seems to be a very strange disconnect between James' apology video and his producer's actual take on the whole affair:

 

[Water Underground]

I've heard from reliable sources that Seal Team 6 has fastroped in and taken James and the slobs into custody for their high crimes against the cultural legacy of the Angry Video Game Nerd. This may just be the catalyst that inspires Rich Evans to finally speak up about his brutal anal rape at the hands of Mike Stoklasa and bring down Red Letter Media from the inside.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

There seems to be a very strange disconnect between James' apology video and his producer actual take on the whole affair:

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Fucking hell, Justin keep your story straight, You keep this up, nobody will believe anything that comes from your mouth ever again.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Also, to avoid too much thread traffic, a few other thoughts:

• Commenter made a good point on the video: If he admits that he isn't writing these reviews, why even do Monster Madness?
• It seemed like throughout the video that he knew who was responsible, but didn't name him. Maybe he just did it out of respect? I'm hesitant to accuse him of shielding him, but it looks kinda bad.

Both of these answers literally could be attributed to the Slobs wanting to make more money and not throw one of their own under the bus.

 

[marisa #]

Both of these answers literally could be attributed to the Slobs wanting to make more money and not throw one of their own under the bus.

So does that mean James is complicit and covering, or is he so """busy""" that he couldnt be bothered to write his own apology? Never really considered them more than associates.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So does that mean James is complicit and covering, or is he so """busy""" that he couldnt be bothered to write his own apology? Never really considered them more than associates.

Honestly a little bit of both since Cinemassacre isn't even James' channel anymore

 

[marisa #]

Honestly a little bit of both since Cinemassacre isn't even James' channel anymore

Guess I misunderstood the power dynamic here... Now I get why this is a grieving thread.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Guess I misunderstood the power dynamic here... Now I get why this is a grieving thread.

Yeah like James doesn't even do shit beyond being the public face. Occasionally there are bits of passion that would slip through, but it's just a channel for the Slobs to post their content through James. That Podcast and Rex Viper are proof of this

 

[ProtoParrot]

Um... excuse me? the reddit is full of so many A-logs that they can't even admit the latest AVGN was a step in the right direction. Atleast we have a clear head most of the time. Actually, who am I kidding, its reddit. Anything that's not reddit, twitter, or facebook (RIP) they think is evil and dangerous to society.

Also, we have said a ton of times that james is NOT a lolcow, he is just slowly becoming one. If they actually read this thread they would know that.

The redditors writing up 50 page dissertations on how amusing it is that a 40 year old is losing his hair just care about the health of the channel though!!!!! They just want good content, unlike the evil kiwi farmers who for some reason neglected to post James' family photos here and instead chose to falseflag by posting them on reddit and 4chan.

 

[Pringles Can]

The redditors writing up 50 page dissertations on how amusing it is that a 40 year old is losing his hair just care about the health of the channel though!!!!! They just want good content, unlike the evil kiwi farmers who for some reason neglected to post James' family photos here and instead chose to falseflag on reddit and 4chan.

But remember we say nigger, so that makes us like... Satan times 200 to reddit. We could cure cancer, but as long as we call people niggers, kikes, and fags we are Satan.

 

[Mhallachd]

Let me get this straight. Justin's first statement suggested it was due to them using an ancient script that James wrote and somehow mixing up the script with some notes. Then after James makes his half assed apology Justin is now saying James wrote it (no mention as to when he wrote it) and some new guy added shit to it. And James just neglected to say it was an old script of his if we believe Justin's first statement.

And if we are to believe it was this fall guy that did it and if this guy is Newt then according to Newt himself he wrote most of the scripts.... So there is a good chance most of them are plagiarized.

 

[Pringles Can]

Let me get this straight. Justin's first statement suggested it was due to them using an ancient script that James wrote and somehow mixing up the script with some notes. Then after James makes his half assed apology Justin is now saying James wrote it (no mention as to when he wrote it) and some new guy added shit to it. And James just neglected to say it was an old script of his if we believe Justin's first statement.

And if we are to believe it was this fall guy that did it and if this guy is Newt then according to Newt himself he wrote most of the scripts.... So there is a good chance most of them are plagiarized.

At this point I am just calling Justin a fucking liar. Him, or his friends wrote the script and did not think anyone would catch their bullshit, and even if they did it would not blow up to this point. This all screams PR responses and someone trying to cover up for their bullshit. If Newt did fuck up this hard then he is an idiot, but I think they are all involved at this point.

 

[Fat Tub of Lard]

speaking of friends, wonder if Pat the NES Cunt will speak on this for his podcast

Wasn't Fag the NES Punk defensive of that retarded Diablo phone game?

 

[DarkSydeHyde]

Found a way to enjoy CM podcasts. Just watch meme remixes from the guy whose music video was posted a couple of pages ago.

 

[ProtoParrot]

Wasn't Fag the NES Punk defensive of that retarded Diablo phone game?

Both him and Ian are gigantic retards, yes.

Not going to listen to anything new so does anyone know if Ian is homeless now since COVID hopefully closed his failing business? I need to know.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The lore is James walks with his feet to the side is possibly because of either an injury he had from a car accident or James sitting cross legged as a kid. One example is from The Dragon in My Dreams. Another example is at the end of the AVGN for Rocky on the Sega Master System.

From what I can gather, at least one of James's feet (his right I want to say) angles to the right, and causes his walking to look slightly abnormal.

You can see it about here:

This became a meme on the sub as "the duck walk", and was one of the reasons James put his tripods on the ceiling in his latest set-up so he wouldn't trip over them, but even before the BTS video, the duck walk became a meme on the sub. It's honestly not that significant, but some of the sub get extremely MATI at James for the pettiest shit.

From what I am staring at, it looks like it isn't so much a problem with his leg or his foot but instead his hip.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

At this point I am just calling Justin a fucking liar. Him, or his friends wrote the script and did not think anyone would catch their bullshit, and even if they did it would not blow up to this point. This all screams PR responses and someone trying to cover up for their bullshit. If Newt did fuck up this hard then he is an idiot, but I think they are all involved at this point.

Well they need to cover it up because the Slobs know they are hated among AVGN fans since Justin browses many of the forums that discuss it even negatively. If things get exponentially worse that it blows up big they are absolutely fucked.