Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

It might be me nitpicking, but why is her Starbucks order literally a large paper bag? There is a sticker over it so I am assuming that she did a mobile order. I've never seen anyone walk out of Starbucks with a bag like that unless they bought something like merchandise. Did she order their entire stock of croissants or something?
 
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GenociderSyo said:
Don't think she has ADHD. It presents in women ususally as less hyperactive more distractable. She is just drunk most of the time and that is what we see as adhd.
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I disagree. She's highly distractable—look at all the great content she promises but never delivers; the rushed and half-assed execution of so many things she does deliver, her constant overlooking of important details, and the way she makes a huge deal out of accomplishing relatively simple tasks.

As someone with ADHD, I can't help but look at her and say, "Yeah, she's totally one of us." All of her behavior just screams it.

I mean, this is the "super-organized, Type A boss babe" who was having metdowns and fucking around making stupid videos while packing her apartment to move, and who left behind the box with all of her shoes. She's moved many times as an adult, including to London at one point, and packing up an apartment should be pretty straightforward by now—but obviously it's not.

She also has serious problems with impulse control (especially around food and shopping) which is very common among ADHDers.

Yes, she is a drunk, but that doesn't explain everything. I've known longtime alcoholics who could still stay focused and carry projects to completion better than Anna. She has other issues, too, but I'm convinced ADHD is a big one.
 
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Total $140
Asos Boots $57
Hot Topic Shirt $27
Torrid Skirt $56
 
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Scrumption said:
It might be me nitpicking, but why is her Starbucks order literally a large paper bag? There is a sticker over it so I am assuming that she did a mobile order. I've never seen anyone walk out of Starbucks with a bag like that unless they bought something like merchandise. Did she order their entire stock of croissants or something?
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She probably ordered a bunch of shit for whoever is there helping out with the big Halloween spooktacular. And as another ADHD’r, yes, this cow has it.
 
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Guess its diff here for me, just plain old neurological ADD without hyperactivity here. On an aside, really find it interesting the hoops it took to get diagnosed as a child compared to today where it's your kid misbehaved he has adhd.

Though her other issues would still cause things regardless of her possible ADHD. Being a drunk, narcissitic person makes her unlikeable in its own right.
 
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Lady of the House said:
Kinda OT, but has Anna traveled outside the US, hell, even places in the States that aren't coomsumer tourist traps? I know she's been to Jamaica, but it would be hilarious if she went to like Turkey or anywhere in the middle east/eastern europe.
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Yes she went to India for Sprinklr and she famously went to Cuba and China and acted like a fucking sperg. The videos are on her Youtube and in this thread.
 
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T.J. O'Pootertoot said:
This is a dream resume for someone who is serious about working in corporate social media and marketing analytics. She clearly treated the whole thing as a joke, as evidenced by her need to add "cool girl" points in every interview question. She threw this all away to play child-pageant dress-up on social media and re-enact "hilarious" mishaps, like being so fat you get stuck on your own couch. If she wasn't so spoiled and narcissistic, it would be tragic.
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Yes. I read through the first few posts of the Anna thread and she already sounded more impressive, more highly functional than any of the other deathfats on this forum. I recently went through her LinkedIn again and I must admit that I'm seriously impressed. If I didn't know to whom that resume belonged to - and I would be looking to hire someone to do marketing, social media, customer operations, survey analytics or anything like that - I would be totally rejoiced if I got a candidate as qualified as her.

T.J. O'Pootertoot said:
No way. Corporate social media departments want their people to be professional on their personal social media accounts and in some cases have regulations on what you can and can't post.
(I worked in the field)
Also, the first thing HR is going to do is Google you and one look at Glitter & Lazers and they'll say abso-fucking-lutely not. Total embarrassment, not to mention a liability.
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Granted I have never worked in social media, but nonetheless I'm not so certain about that. I have two acquaintances who do OnlyFans with their faces showing, linking it into their social media accounts and one of them was allegedly (i.e. the only proof I have is her word) offered a job at Google if she would have quit doing OnlyFans. The other was hired as a social media person on some crypto currency company (sure, those places are not particularly strict) and could do that while keeping her OnlyFans open. Even anecdotal things like this make me at times question the sanity of our current world - how the fuck can you be employable by a serious company when you post links on your social media to a video service where you literally film yourself shoving a log up your ass.

ShoopaFupaDoop said:
She was part of the team that started Citi's social media department. They didn't have one before she came along, so all of the suits in corporate had zero idea how any of it worked. She basically got the freedom to do whatever she wanted with the department under the pretense that she was an "expert." LOL.
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I would rather specify that "the suits had zero idea how it worked, but they did suspect that this was going to be very important in the future" - people on the top of corporate pyramids are rarely dumb. It's (ideally) the polar opposite of politics, where the most corrupt psychopath rises to the top. In corporations you mostly get where you are by having a long track record of competency - of course, there are too many exceptions. What I suspect, however, is that Anna didn't correctly internalize the level of golden opportunity that she truly had on her hands at Citi. If you start your own company from scratch, your failure rate is pretty high, even if you can become a billionaire in short order if you're extraordinarily skilled, not to mention, lucky. However, when an established company sets up a new product or department and picks a leader, that leader carries virtually no risk for the failure, typically gets ample investment underneath her, and if you really succeed the companies tend to give you a golden parashot at the very least. I'm thinking about someone like Mitt Romney who ended up starting something new in a well-established company and is currently worth somewhere in the neighborhood of $300 million. That's a great deal if you can get it.

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"My forehead has never been bigger" - oh Anna, if you keep your caloric intake at their current levels, you'll end up looking like Tammy a few years down the road.

Angry New Ager said:
I disagree. She's highly distractable—look at all the great content she promises but never delivers; the rushed and half-assed execution of so many things she does deliver, her constant overlooking of important details, and the way she makes a huge deal out of accomplishing relatively simple tasks.

As someone with ADHD, I can't help but look at her and say, "Yeah, she's totally one of us." All of her behavior just screams it.

I mean, this is the "super-organized, Type A boss babe" who was having metdowns and fucking around making stupid videos while packing her apartment to move, and who left behind the box with all of her shoes. She's moved many times as an adult, including to London at one point, and packing up an apartment should be pretty straightforward by now—but obviously it's not.

She also has serious problems with impulse control (especially around food and shopping) which is very common among ADHDers.

Yes, she is a drunk, but that doesn't explain everything. I've known longtime alcoholics who could still stay focused and carry projects to completion better than Anna. She has other issues, too, but I'm convinced ADHD is a big one.
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I totally agree with you. My sister has ADHD and she is very similar in her delays, half-assed execution, underperformance etc. that Anna is suffering from. The only difference is that my sister has a normal life with a normal weight etc. It's also a pretty well known fact that people with undiagnosed ADHD tend to self-medicate and frequent forms of self-medication are caffeine, alcohol, illegal drugs, and sugar (can't find a source for the sugar claim now, sorry). What form(s) of self-medication a person choses is (are) largely learned behavior(s) to my knowledge. I think that ADHD would explain a lot of Anna's symptoms/problems, except her obsessive shopping habit and her problematic personality.
 
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Lady of the House said:
Kinda OT, but has Anna traveled outside the US, hell, even places in the States that aren't coomsumer tourist traps? I know she's been to Jamaica, but it would be hilarious if she went to like Turkey or anywhere in the middle east/eastern europe.
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In her old blog, Anna claims to have visited over 35 countries, though on some of those trips, she was still very much grotesquely American fat but not a freaking insane traffic-stopping mobese spectacle:
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I know that she's at least been to Europe (the UK, Ireland, France, Italy, Greece), Cuba, Jamaica, India, and China. She was outright rejected from a nightclub in France (quelle surprise) and everyone gawked at her in China while she bitched about the souvenir sweatshirts being too small at Shanghai Disney (however you say quelle surprise in that dialect).
 
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T.J. O'Pootertoot said:
Ooh, I missed this! Anyone got the tea??
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Fuck, someone can correct me if this is completely misremembered, but I think Anna was in Cannes in 2019(?) for a media/influencer event and a doorman wouldn't let her in to a club that some other participants were going to. She posted some emotional IG stories about it but quickly deleted them.
 
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rocknrollmartian said:
Fuck, someone can correct me if this is completely misremembered, but I think Anna was in Cannes in 2019(?) for a media/influencer event and a doorman wouldn't let her in to a club that some other participants were going to. She posted some emotional IG stories about it but quickly deleted them.
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Yep:
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IG Story doesn't seem to exist anymore but here is her spin on Cannes:
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Post from HAES Thread:
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Candid another person got of her afterwards:
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Now, I know fuck all about make up, special effects etc., it looks like a pretty good job. However, I do know one thing: Anna has the amazing ability to ruin other people's work. She could hire the best special effect/make up artist in the world and I still would think it looks shite, all because Anna's mannerism and persona is insanely obnoxious, unprofessional and the farthest thing from ReLaTaBlE.
 
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