Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Optimus Prime]

I do think Chris's death will be a big event for the Internet though, even if it happens decades in the future. He's impacted the lives of too many people for him to fade away into total obscurity anytime soon. Speculating on someone's death like this feels kind of morbid, to be honest.

One thing I've wondered is what will happen when he finally dies - literally nobody in his family is going to want to claim the body but at the same time the body won't be given to some random-ass weens. Is the ultimate fate of Chris getting cremated and buried in a pauper's grave with only a serial number tombstone? Might be for the best because we all know what weens would fucking do if he actually had a headstone.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

One thing I've wondered is what will happen when he finally dies - literally nobody in his family is going to want to claim the body but at the same time the body won't be given to some random-ass weens. Is the ultimate fate of Chris getting cremated and buried in a pauper's grave with only a serial number tombstone? Might be for the best because we all know what weens would fucking do if he actually had a headstone.

This just made me realise the story of Chris-Chan likely wouldn't end even after his death. Chris has inspired so many people to become weens and lolcows who will keep messing with Chris' stuff after his death. They will build their own legacies of fail on the foundations of Chris' work.

 

[Beautiful Border]

And you've got a run on sentence
You wanna continue nit picking random idiots' grammer on the internet?

That's not what a run-on sentence is, what the fuck are you talking about? Misusing phrases you clearly don't understand, more evidence you're underage. Based on the way you write I'd estimate you're no older than 12, not even old enough for a Roblox account let alone KF.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

The more I re-read his letter the more insane it gets. It feels as though it could be one of those linguistic viruses from snowcrash.

 

[Berserk Fury]

Chris Chan Sonichu the Goddess Blue Heart, and your Lord

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

The more I re-read his letter the more insane it gets. It feels as though it could be one of those linguistic viruses from snowcrash.

its always fascinating that most people who go off the deep end always dietify themselves.
Chris did that years ago... well for several years now
but likely since other inmates in the Jail would probably call him out on his CPU Goddess title and other weird claims he has...

I cant help but feel that there was a sassy black woman officer or inmate who looked at Chris and was like "Boy, You need Jesus thats what you need."

and thats how Chris views himself as Jesus.

 

[Nobue]

So you unironically called someone who has ran maliciously ran someone over

So I take it back your not a ween
Your just dangerously stupid/making the understatement of the century with those qoutations

When you refer to somebody being a safe driver, you're referring to their regular driving. If he did something maliciously once, that doesn't cancel out the rest of the driving. You're just autistically focusing on that once thing to virtue signal, since you care SO much more than the rest of us.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

its always fascinating that most people who go off the deep end always dietify themselves.
Chris did that years ago... well for several years now
but likely since other inmates in the Jail would probably call him out on his CPU Goddess title and other weird claims he has...

I cant help but feel that there was a sassy black woman officer or inmate who looked at Chris and was like "Boy, You need Jesus thats what you need."

and thats how Chris views himself as Jesus.

I'd like to see Chris boast at how he can psychically move a rock in his hand and and later be hit by it by one of those inmates. They will immediately take a disliking of Chris because of it.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

“He did it because of Catcher in the Rye/The Collector/heavy metal music/violent video games” is bullshit even if the criminal is autistic.

That is true, but you always need to factor in impressionability.
Now I'm not saying violent video games or movies are bad or anything, but when someone is as retarded as Chris and is already predisposed to doing autistic things, the problem is putting *ideas* in his head, not their existence.
Tl;Dr Media itself is fine, but giving ideas to/encouraging impressionable retards is never a good thing

 

[taintmisbehavin]

This just made me realise the story of Chris-Chan likely wouldn't end even after his death. Chris has inspired so many people to become weens and lolcows who will keep messing with Chris' stuff after his death. They will build their own legacies of fail on the foundations of Chris' work.

Hmm, the Great Schism saga where the tard patrol goes to war over who can claim the Great Goddess’ Legacy.

 

[King Kiwi]

Are you even old enough to use this website?

I...think so.
Personally, I find adding an * to correct people for poor grammar is better than devolving into pointless patronizing.

 

[spinch]

“He did it because of Catcher in the Rye/The Collector/heavy metal music/violent video games” is bullshit even if the criminal is autistic.

I'm gonna go kill John Lennon just to prove you wrong.

 

[Male Idiot]

Hmm, the Great Schism saga where the tard patrol goes to war over who can claim the Great Goddess’ Legacy.

Gunt will wear his face Ed Gein style.

 

[Pickle Built]

That's not what a run-on sentence is, what the fuck are you talking about? Misusing phrases you clearly don't understand, more evidence you're underage. Based on the way you write I'd estimate you're no older than 12, not even old enough for a Roblox account let alone KF.

? The guy could have pretty easily done

Sorry, but why should we take anything you say seriously. You don't even know when you're supposed to use "you're" instead of "your"?

Or

Sorry, but why should we take anything you say seriously; you don't even know when you're supposed to use "you're" instead of "your"?

If you wanna use grammar as a standard then half the adults I've met aren't about 20-40 years younger than they are. Most people I know don't care enough about grammar to nitpick everything they post online; especially when they're posting on random forums. Myself included

When you refer to somebody being a safe driver, you're referring to their regular driving. If he did something maliciously once, that doesn't cancel out the rest of the driving.

Oh nvm then sorry about that

Tl;Dr Media itself is fine, but giving ideas to/encouraging impressionable retards is never a good thing

Is there any way to make it so that people like Chris can take good from media instead of being so negatively influenced?
Edit* I mean Chris was very clearly negatively influenced, but at times he did take some good things from what he read. He used to take an anti incest stance due to Bob's and the Bible's influence. I know it would be wrong to call religious texts media, but you get my point.
Is there any way to make something that people like modern day Chris would actively consume while taking good lessons from it. Chris has shown that even children's media, which is designed not to be able to have the most impressionable of society take bad messages from it, does not go far enough for people like Chris-Chan.

 

[Queen Medb]

Why is he even writing like that? Someone mentioned the whole "he's probably trying to get an insanity plea" thing... but does he usually talk like this? It feels borderline nonsensical.

 

[Beautiful Border]

The guy could have pretty easily done

Sorry, but why should we take anything you say seriously. You don't even know when you're supposed to use "you're" instead of "your"?
Or
Sorry, but why should we take anything you say seriously; you don't even know when you're supposed to use "you're" instead of "your"?

Neither of those examples scan nearly as well as what I actually wrote. The second half of the sentence directly relates to the first half, so there's no reason to break them off into two different sentences.

Besides, a run-on sentence looks something like this, a sentence that continues on and on for no real reason and has no real point, it just kind of rambles on aimlessly and ultimately just serves to waste the reader's time, just when you think it's finished it somehow keeps going until it starts to become so long that it becomes difficult to read, until eventually your eyes just glaze over it and you ignore whatever point it was trying to make.

 

[Pickle Built]

Why is he even writing like that? Someone mentioned the whole "he's probably trying to get an insanity plea" thing... but does he usually talk like this? It feels borderline nonsensical.

Chris is mentally unwell and all that did what little it could to ground Chris to reality was taken away. I'm not sure, but Chris may only have been able to have a bible and a solitary cell. Reasons being Covid, and the crimes Chris is being accused of/admitted to are the types that even the worst of inmates despise

Neither of those examples scan nearly as well as what I actually wrote. The second half of the sentence directly relates to the first half, so there's no reason to break them off into two different sentences.

Besides, a run-on sentence looks something like this, a sentence that continues on and on for no real reason and has no real point, it just kind of rambles on aimlessly and ultimately just serves to waste the reader's time, just when you think it's finished it somehow keeps going until it starts to become so long that it becomes difficult to read, until eventually your eyes just glaze over it and you ignore whatever point it was trying to make.

Oh thanks man. Been a little while since I was in school, and really only talking to 20 year olds doesn't help with grammar

 

[BScCollateral]

Why is he even writing like that?

He's Chris-Chan.

I'm a bit surprised people are shocked at the latest turn of events. Over the last decades Chris has promoted himself from "Writes about electric pokemon superhero" to "Mayor of CWCVille" to "Electric Pokemon Superhero" to My Little Pony alicorn princess and goddess of the C64. An eventual promotion to Jesus was inevitable.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Why is he even writing like that? Someone mentioned the whole "he's probably trying to get an insanity plea" thing... but does he usually talk like this? It feels borderline nonsensical.

I think its demons.

 

[Ophelia]

That is true, but you always need to factor in impressionability.
Now I'm not saying violent video games or movies are bad or anything, but when someone is as retarded as Chris and is already predisposed to doing autistic things, the problem is putting *ideas* in his head, not their existence.
Tl;Dr Media itself is fine, but giving ideas to/encouraging impressionable retards is never a good thing

It’s the responsibility of the designated tard wrangler to keep the tard in check if they can’t do so for themselves. The problem is when the person doesn’t have a wrangler or their wrangler is defective.