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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I wonder if he's one of the rare male trannies who transitions for the same reason many FtM's do: to escape the victimization they felt as their birth sex.
I think so. He got the snip and is living an essentially asexual life now. Yes, he sleeps in a bed with two other men, but I highly doubt anything sexy goes on there aside from Penny lazily domming (no genitals or heavy petting involved) as some of Kevin's earlier pictures showed.

I believe Penny's abuse story is true, it explains so much about his life. The Tranch is his dream, his great escape from everything, where he can be in charge and safe. Sure, Penny is terrible at every aspect of ranching, but you can't say he doesn't try. Seems like all he does is work. If he had some semi-experienced people around him, he probably could have ran his dream ranch. But instead he has Kevin, a poop-eater, Chadbon and Jarod. So here we are.
 
Damn, that is fucking grim. I wonder if they all have some kind of trauma like this in their pasts?
It makes sense that he has mutilated his genitalia after reading this
People don't generally end up like this if they're happy, secure and feel safe and loved. They're still responsible for their actions and the impact they have on others, but they generally don't turn into BPD monsters, narcissistic troons or munchies for no reason.
 
Repairing damage is one thing, but why would he have anything outright removed? That seems like an extreme reaction to past trauma, when it would have been better to keep himself intact.
This doesn't say anything was removed; it could have been repairing a fissure or something else caused by trauma that the then-kid was covering up.
 
See, Penny is infuriating because he has such horrific past and still goes on to abandon two kids and role play as a caretaker to at least two adult men who get off on wearing diapers. His only saving grace is that he doesn’t fuck them, but he still collars them and has them call him mistress. It’s so gross I can’t even process it all.
 
Boner Mendoza btfo by Based Waitress
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Lol these lunatics legit think fingering each other in a public restroom is harmless. No real women look forward to fingerbanging their significant other in a fucking public restroom and catching whatever nasty shit is in there. Bonbon is such a degenerate coomer gdi.

Also lol Alyssa being a fucking Karen and bitching about this. So manly it made everyone reading the tweet spontaneously grow a beard. Man up, cunt lmao.
 
Imagine the contents of this definitely -going-to-be-written email.
“I was at your restaurant with my TRUE and HONEST girlfriend, and the waitress was jealous that my girlfriend wasn’t hitting on her! She was also such a TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT, she began screaming at us when we tried to go fuck in the restroom! She was obviously jealous that we’re hotter and she couldn’t join! I was robbed of my opportunity to coom so hard! She was so unprofessional and rude, she could have just politely asked us to not have relations in the public bathroom!”
 
Imagine the contents of this definitely -going-to-be-written email.
“I was at your restaurant with my TRUE and HONEST girlfriend, and the waitress was jealous that my girlfriend wasn’t hitting on her! She was also such a TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT, she began screaming at us when we tried to go fuck in the restroom! She was obviously jealous that we’re hotter and she couldn’t join! I was robbed of my opportunity to coom so hard! She was so unprofessional and rude, she could have just politely asked us to not have relations in the public bathroom!”
You forgot old. She called the server "middle age", which made me realize something.
None of these plural system freaks is ever an old woman, or some old guy. Not even middle aged. It's either around their real age, or children.
How come none of their minds ,under their "terrible trauma", "splits" into some mother character, an understanding grandfather, or a 40 year old man to protect them from all that evil?

It's similar to how male troons' woman LARP never includes scrubbing floors and wiping literal shit, it's always skirt go spinny and chocolate for period cramps uwu.
 
You forgot old. She called the server "middle age", which made me realize something.
None of these plural system freaks is ever an old woman, or some old guy. Not even middle aged. It's either around their real age, or children.
How come none of their minds ,under their "terrible trauma", "splits" into some mother character, an understanding grandfather, or a 40 year old man to protect them from all that evil?

It's similar to how male troons' woman LARP never includes scrubbing floors and wiping literal shit, it's always skirt go spinny and chocolate for period cramps uwu.
because its never about empathizing with others
its all about themselves
and their justification to be shitty to everyone else.

you think any of these people ever took a moment to try and view it in other people's shoes? or take the role of an understanding individual?

its never that.
Because that will show a small crack to give them a glimpse of what they themselves are. A real piece of shit.
 
If Penny's rape tale is true, I wonder what he thinks about wedge? Wedge having a similarly wrecked up bussy hole, however as a result of his own careless, indulgent, hedonism rather than violent sexual assault.
It never seemed to me that anyone really liked Wedge except for Kevin (and now Neck). They all tolerate each other on social media, but that means very little.

See, Penny is infuriating because he has such horrific past and still goes on to abandon two kids
Eh, I am not against severely mentally ill/addicted/personality disordered parents fucking off out of their children's lives, for whatever reason. Penny certainly left because he is selfish and not because he thought it would be better for the kids, but the result is the same - a more stable life for the kids. I do wonder about the child he claimed to have trooned out though, I hope they're doing ok.
 
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