Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I would assume that Bob, like most incels, sees paying a hooker as them admitting defeat and accepting that they'll never get laid without paying for it.

Bob is so sex-starved and uncomprehending of matters of the flesh that he doesn't get that you don't pay a hooker for sex; you pay her to leave.

 

[Positron]

You can see the mask mandate is anything but strict, but then we are talking about coastal elites, the same group who were in Obama's party.

 

[EnemyStand]

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Ah yes, nothing a soyboy likes better than a band who's named after a whine that his parents loved their dog more than him. And of course the joint is absolutely jumping.

EDIT: And of course in a room full of faggots, Chris stands out as the biggest one of all. Nice mask, jackass.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

This insufferable cunt really intends to pretend that one of the biggest gaming franchises in recent history is some obscure nerd shit.

I'll admit I'm a bit curious to see his hot takes on KH's convoluted timeline though.

In his book, he also said that Nintendo was an obscure thing that was ruined by Pokemon becoming so big so this isn't surprising.

Bob is so sex-starved and uncomprehending of matters of the flesh that he doesn't get that you don't pay a hooker for sex; you pay her to leave.

He wouldn't want her to leave because it'd be the first time a woman has ever touched him and he'd immediately fall in love when she does the typical flirty talk she has to do as part of the service.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

This is the look of someone whose social calendar for the year only contains two bookings: The abortion clinic and the artificial insemination clinic.

 

[Positron]

Bobby has nothing to hide:


Glenn Greenwald is suspicious of Facebook and Google. Bobby avers a policy is not "censorship" if done in the interest of "legitimately-inhabited" States.




Jan 6 is making insane conspiracists out of both sides, and Bobby sure isn't helping:

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Newt Grinrich says his side will respond in kind to Sinema's harassers.


Covid. Here's the "you are not a person" comeback again:

(The Youtube link that unpersoned Vidakovic)

A young buck is asking to be broken:

Ah, another apostrophe catastrophe!


So that's how Bobby grew to such impressive size.

Jeff Bezos and land expropriation. Bobby thinks even the most immoral, most exploitative capitalist is still a better person than a poor Trumpsucker.


Biden has developed what health workers called "catastrophic reaction", commonly seen among dementia patients (video)






Bobby flexes his sarcastic muscle, to the racist direction:


If a young girl learns to dual-wield semi-autos, she is a white-trash sociopath, probably a Trumpsuckster too.



I loathe fedoras, but this time the Catholic Church in France does have a whole lot to answer for.

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More Dave Chappelle:


The Keyblade. The weapon for the One True God:


Scott Mendelson, film critic for Forbes, reasserts the quality of MCU. This emboldens Bobby to write a huge tirade about the states of blockbuster movies.


Wachowski Brothers:


Luke talks about "exceptional individuals" on TV:

Well I sure hope Disney copyrights all versions of sex-creep flags and sues anyone who waves them.

Bobby gets increasingly incoherent after Luke says China is an oppressor of gay rights:

 

[King Dead]

Skipping past the rest of the autism, I'd like to discuss this one:

Robert's take on the SALT deduction.
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As expected he makes it about the Brainland™

So I had to refresh my memory on this, but in a nutshell, SALT deductions are "state and local tax deductions," which allowed people to deduct their state and local taxes from their federal tax returns. This overwhelmingly applied to blue states with rampant welfare programs and high taxes to support them; the wealthy could simply write off all those taxes on their federal returns, passing on the costs to basically everyone else in the nation and effectively forcing you to support things you didn't agree with in states you didn't even live in.

Trump's tax reform bill put a cap on SALT deductions to $10k, so any state/local taxes you would pay above that amount now have to be paid. This predominantly affects actually rich people in blue states that have excessive tax rates, especially the bugmen metropolises who triple dip with local taxes as well. Naturally, the donor class does not approve of this, and neither do blue states' governments who are no longer able to rely on the federal government to support their wild spending sprees.

I don't even know what the fuck Bob's blathering about with regards to SALT deductions supporting students or whatever, but the quoted tweet that says that repealing the SALT deduction cap would be "tax relief for Blue States' upper middle class" is bullshit. Now I will be fair and mention that I'm getting this definition from Wikipedia, but the general definition is something around the top 15% of the population, with personal incomes of $62,500 or more and household incomes of $100k or more. You can play around with these income and property tax calculators I found to see how much you'd have to make to start running into the SALT deduction cap. To put it simply, even at the borderline between the upper middle and upper classes and even in a very blue state, you're still going to be able to deduct most of your state/local taxes, and most of the upper middle class will still be able to deduct them all. You might have to pay a few thousand, but that's not going to break the bank. And if you don't like it, hey, you can easily move to a red state and enjoy lower taxes and keeping more of your money.

You'd think that a proposal that actually taxes the rich would be considered a good thing to lefties, but no, because Trump had his hand in it, it's actually evil and needs to be undone. Bob once again proves he knows jack and fucking shit about what he's talking about.

 

[make_it_so]

Moar Sinema sperging

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"also that you can't tell the difference between hyperbole and seriousness, or a Kyrsten Sinema and a person" Can Robert say he dislikes someone without dehumanizing them?

No - because he's a degenerate retard that never matured past age 4, and simply disagreeing with someone without seeing them as evil because they oppose you/your desires is beyond this subhuman-looking sack of lipids' mental and emotional capabilities.

Robert's take on the SALT deduction.

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As expected he makes it about the Brainland™

"Fuck those worthless Trumpfuckers for expecting us to actually pay for the shit we keep voting for!"

*Citation needed

https://twitter.com/monaeltahawy/status/1445464890957697033

The video is so bad that youtube-dl won't even download it. I shit you not there is a jump cut ever three seconds. She is worse than Bob in her edits. The claims she makes are quite impressive and worrisome. It's for her own safety that she provides zero proof of a single thing she screams about. The Spanish police would contract out Mossad to kill her about the bit that Spanish women are not allowed to call the cops about domestic abuse if she actually backed that claim up.

In case you're wondering what Bob sees in this train wreck,

Someone's gotta fill the void Lindsay left.

That and the she actually calls for the killing of abusive men with no definition of what abusive means in the video. That's a hollowed out whore that Bob can get behind.

Christ, Bob's taste in waifus is absolute shit.

Ahh, but you see. A hooker would be beneath him since his standards stand in finally being noticed by AOC, and then finding his ideals appealing that gets into her bedroom to have sex. In his mind, Hookers are part of the working class, and he'll rather eat Chernobyl infected meals than give those he hates his money and pleasure. The delusion from the obese fucker is anything but stated with this.

Not to mention getting a hooker would cost money, something Bobby clearly has troubling managing since he makes over $4000 a month in Patreon pity bux yet can't afford a half-way decent set of clothes and needed to move back in with his mother.

Glenn Greenwald is suspicious of Facebook and Google. Bobby avers a policy is not "censorship" if done in the interest of "legitimately-inhabited" States.

Covid. Here's the "you are not a person" comeback again:

(The Youtube link that unpersoned Vidakovic)

The only creature in all of these exchanges that's objectively "illegitimate" and "not a person" is you, Bob, you worthless, subhuman waste of oxygen.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m not surprised Robert has more to say on the evil of fiscal sanity than on his beloved China’s mass rapes in their Muslim-filled concentration camps.

 

[EnemyStand]

Bobby gets increasingly incoherent after Luke says China is an oppresser of gay rights:
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All right, so basically Bob's trying to defend China-senpai's attitude towards fags. His point (such as it is) is that the REAL reason movies are pushing gay things to the background or just leaving it one or two easily dubbed over or edited out scenes is mostly because this shit is apparently still marketed to straight male nerds. Now, I know Bob's a busy man, what with devouring 64 packs of Crayolas and wondering what it means that his mom's curtains have mildew, but I would like to point out that marketing these days is Jewnalists talking about how gay or not gay a movie is.

tl;dr: Bob tries to simp for China without losing Woke points, utterly fails at logic in the process.

 

[Adamska]

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Reminder that this idiot who lied to the IRS, who either intentionally or faked an injury to avoid his work, and who spent thousands of bucks he didn't have on rennovation cries poor as he goes out to shitty 90s bands who are one vodka gimlet away from just fucking ending it all.

Chris is such a good person.

 

[Meat Target]

Reminder that this idiot who lied to the IRS, who either intentionally or faked an injury to avoid his work, and who spent thousands of bucks he didn't have on rennovation cries poor as he goes out to shitty 90s bands who are one vodka gimlet away from just fucking ending it all.

Chris is such a good person.

The Chipmans make me wish we could systematically erase all memory of the 1980s and 1990s ever happening.

I'm halfway to outright despising Mario because I associate him with this adipose-ean asshole.

 

[make_it_so]

The Chipmans make me wish we could systematically erase all memory of the 1980s and 1990s ever happening.

Has "nostalgia" started to feel cringe to anyone else because of retards like Blob and "Da Chippa?" Like, do you feel uncomfortable wanting to see or enjoy old stuff or things from your childhood/younger years? All because people like these two have managed to make enjoying nostalgia/childhood/young adult entertainment mentally associated with soy-faced drooling imbeciles?

 

[Meat Target]

Has "nostalgia" started to feel cringe to anyone else because of retards like Blob and "Da Chippa?" Like, do you feel uncomfortable wanting to see or enjoy old stuff or things from your childhood/younger years? All because people like these two have managed to make enjoying nostalgia/childhood/young adult entertainment mentally associated with soy-faced drooling imbeciles?

It absolutely does.

Then again (minor PL), I'm pushing 30, and there comes a time when you need to move on and grow the hell up. An occasional trip down Memory Lane is all well and good, but the endless deluge of reboots and remakes in pop culture is proof of a pandemic of arrested development.

For one who so vehemently demands a Sooperiyah Fyootchah, Bobby cannot stop living in the past.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has "nostalgia" started to feel cringe to anyone else because of retards like Blob and "Da Chippa?" Like, do you feel uncomfortable wanting to see or enjoy old stuff or things from your childhood/younger years? All because people like these two have managed to make enjoying nostalgia/childhood/young adult entertainment mentally associated with soy-faced drooling imbeciles?

Yes. I have a firm rule not to let things I enjoy be ruined just because some asshole is into them. But I’d no sooner thought about ordering some McDonald’s 1980s collectible glasses than I realized that’s the kind of purchase the hoarder Chipmans would make. On the plus side, my home (still) doesn’t look like a homeless tent city with more toys and communicable diseases than people.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

First - oh, I thought Newt was dead.

And then - Bobby comes from a state where a long time House Speaker, the most powerful position in the state, was snapped up by the feds and did time for screwing over his enemies via gerrymandering. This didn't happen all that long ago in the grand scheme of things, so he should know gerrymandering isn't a GOP thing, but a political dirty tricks thing.

 

[Positron]

he should know gerrymandering isn't a GOP thing, but a political dirty tricks thing.

He does, but Tactics and Targets.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He does, but Tactics and Targets.

As Robert would say, “[He’s] aware.”

 

[make_it_so]

It absolutely does.

Then again (minor PL), I'm pushing 30, and there comes a time when you need to move on and grow the hell up. An occasional trip down Memory Lane is all well and good, but the endless deluge of reboots and remakes in pop culture is proof of a pandemic of arrested development.

For one who so vehemently demands a Sooperiyah Fyootchah, Bobby cannot stop living in the past.

I mean, I imagine you can still like and enjoy the same shows or hobbies you did as you were younger/have fond memories of them and still manage to be a functional adult - I mean, that's what I figured I was doing. But in recent years it just starts to feel kind of cringe talking about it or sharing it with others even if it is something I enjoy. I don't know if I put that up to getting older, or to the fact that the whole 80's/90's "nostalgia" moment has become cringe due to overexposure on YouTube and social media, where's it has gotten associated with people like the Chipmans (re-listening to that cringe-inducing "The Chippa Made This!" really brought this back to mind).

Maybe "Geek Culture" going mainstream has run its course, and in the coming years all this shit will go back to being the guarded secret hobby of autistic shut-ins.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob's really upping the ante on dehumanizing others. Too bad it's shallow words coming from a former basement dweller who subsists off the goodwill of his family and random people on the Internet.