Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Christmas did come early this year! Just imagine all the SVU memes times 10. I wonder if /v/ will make streaming sessions like back in the day.
 
He tweeted this with a straight face:

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He’s such a fucking fantasist.
If this fat faggot knew "conversational Japanese", he would've parlayed that into a skill and maybe have gotten work as a translator, or review Japanese movies that have never been available in English. Goddamn he sucks at lying.
 
If this fat faggot knew "conversational Japanese", he would've parlayed that into a skill and maybe have gotten work as a translator, or review Japanese movies that have never been available in English. Goddamn he sucks at lying.
I don't think he's lying, I think he's actually confusing his inner ideal self with his actual self in these moments of pique.

If at the moment he tweeted that, you'd had him hooked to a polygraph, it'd have registered "TRUE" because he honestly believed it. If only for a few seconds.

Once he came off his ego-stroking high, he'd have acknowledged reality as it re-encroached, started the retractions/denials/insistences we had "misinterpreted" him to save face, but at the instant of every one of these petulant outbursts? I honestly think Bob THINKS it's all true.
 
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"Knowledge-workers" like Moviebob are not working class. If you earn $48k a year for a job that doesn't involve physical labour and lets you sit at home all day drinking PBR and shitposting you are not working class.
I think I've said this before, but there's an idea in traditional Catholicism called "error non habet ius". This means "error has no rights", or, in other words, "Catholicism should be promoted by the state and other religions should only be tolerated if they don't cause problems within a Catholic society, because Catholicism is the true religion". You might wonder why I'm bringing up something to do with traditional Catholicism on Moviebob's thread, but try an experiment; take that sentence, replace "Catholic" with "woke", and see how much it sounds like something Moviebob would say. Then wonder to yourself why the heck Moviebob calls himself a "Thinker" and believes he's in any position to condemn "GQP Believers and fundies".
 
You give him way too much credit. He would never say that non-woke ideas should be tolerated. Robert is not actually liberal.
I'm not sure how Moviebob has managed to be less liberal than the Spanish Inquisition, but I have to take my hat off to him for pulling it off.
 
I cannot wait for this. I am seriously far more stoked for this show than I have been any MCU movie. If this was made into a movie I would go to a theater and watch this. All but the most pathetic people have given up on a heshtig that peaked in 2015. I cannot wait for the rave reviews from out of touch, has-beens proclaiming #Stunning AND #Brave. I cannot wait for Bob to give his play by play from his time in the twitter trenches. We all should've listened to Sargon and his 20 year plan. The power of meme magic WILL force Trump to talk about GobberGabber. My face hurts from smiling so much at this retardation.
 
Moviebob doesnt have a nationalist bone buried in that disgusting lard. The whole sacred halls was purely their attempt to turn jan 6th into deflecting from the left a utter incompetence at governing.


He has no ideology hes just a narcissist who you could simulate with an algorithm that compiles lines from vox and the Mary sue.
 
He has no ideology hes just a narcissist who you could simulate with an algorithm that compiles lines from vox and the Mary sue.
Hit the nail on the head here, Bob has no real political views beyond what he parrots to appease those he wants to be peers with. Bob's ideology if you call it that is only rooted in his narcissistic belief of "Thinkers vs Believers", Nintendo/Mario/Disney worship, and his utter delusional of "COOL SCIENCE FICTION IDEA SHOULD BE REAL! FUCK THE CONSEQUENCES!". A big example of that is the tweet where he ranted how he should've been on a spaceship by now.
 
I cannot wait for this. I am seriously far more stoked for this show than I have been any MCU movie. If this was made into a movie I would go to a theater and watch this. All but the most pathetic people have given up on a heshtig that peaked in 2015. I cannot wait for the rave reviews from out of touch, has-beens proclaiming #Stunning AND #Brave. I cannot wait for Bob to give his play by play from his time in the twitter trenches. We all should've listened to Sargon and his 20 year plan. The power of meme magic WILL force Trump to talk about GobberGabber. My face hurts from smiling so much at this retardation.
I see that you are a man of culture as well. This was also my reaction when I read the news. It took me back to 14-15, before we were in full blown clownworld. Seeing the old GG retards take the gloves off for one last "Hoorah!" will be a glorious trip down memory lane. I wonder if the Internet Historian will have the balls to make a meme documentary of how retarded the whole thing was?
 
He has no ideology hes just a narcissist who you could simulate with an algorithm that compiles lines from vox and the Mary sue.
Speaking of which, I noticed he tweeted a Mary Sue link after he got dunked on in one of their videos. “I’m not hurt, I’m strong and I’m fine, guys, honest. These are my colleagues and it’s all in good fun.”

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I can’t remember what the “oppressed Marvel fans” refers to but it sounds lulzy. Love that he’s getting a reputation as a racist, too.
 
"Sarcasm Muscles" are likely the only muscles Robert has ever flexed in his entire life:
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Moar Sinema sperging
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"also that you can't tell the difference between hyperbole and seriousness, or a Kyrsten Sinema and a person" Can Robert say he dislikes someone without dehumanizing them?

Robert's take on the SALT deduction.
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As expected he makes it about the Brainland™
 
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The video is so bad that youtube-dl won't even download it. I shit you not there is a jump cut ever three seconds. She is worse than Bob in her edits. The claims she makes are quite impressive and worrisome. It's for her own safety that she provides zero proof of a single thing she screams about. The Spanish police would contract out Mossad to kill her about the bit that Spanish women are not allowed to call the cops about domestic abuse if she actually backed that claim up.

In case you're wondering what Bob sees in this train wreck,
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Someone's gotta fill the void Lindsay left.

That and the she actually calls for the killing of abusive men with no definition of what abusive means in the video. That's a hollowed out whore that Bob can get behind.
 
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