Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The video is so bad that youtube-dl won't even download it. I shit you not there is a jump cut ever three seconds. She is worse than Bob in her edits. The claims she makes are quite impressive and worrisome. It's for her own safety that she provides zero proof of a single thing she screams about. The Spanish police would contract out Mossad to kill her about the bit that Spanish women are not allowed to call the cops about domestic abuse if she actually backed that claim up.

In case you're wondering what Bob sees in this train wreck,
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Someone's gotta fill the void Lindsay left.

That and the she actually calls for the killing of abusive men with no definition of what abusive means in the video. That's a hollowed out whore that Bob can get behind.
Is Bob *that* desperate to get his dick wet?
 
I cannot wait for this.
I wouldn't get my hopes up for Gamergate: The Movie. I'd give even odds that Moon Rocks just paid to get the press release put out to try get back into the news. I mean, there was probably a meeting and discussion of generating hype for a definitely real production, but that's what I imagine it boiled down to.
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Dude, if I wanted to tell you that I wouldn't go through the trouble of finding two articles, I'd just write a defense of Cuties.
 
Moar Sinema sperging
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"also that you can't tell the difference between hyperbole and seriousness, or a Kyrsten Sinema and a person" Can Robert say he dislikes someone without dehumanizing them?
Misogynist Moviebob is misogynist.



Robert's take on the SALT deduction.
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As expected he makes it about the Brainland™
Actual image of Moviebob's brain in relation to skull size:
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(On second thought, this isn't an Moviebob brain scan. The brain's too big in proportion to his skull.)
 
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The video is so bad that youtube-dl won't even download it. I shit you not there is a jump cut ever three seconds. She is worse than Bob in her edits. The claims she makes are quite impressive and worrisome. It's for her own safety that she provides zero proof of a single thing she screams about. The Spanish police would contract out Mossad to kill her about the bit that Spanish women are not allowed to call the cops about domestic abuse if she actually backed that claim up.

In case you're wondering what Bob sees in this train wreck,
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Someone's gotta fill the void Lindsay left.

That and the she actually calls for the killing of abusive men with no definition of what abusive means in the video. That's a hollowed out whore that Bob can get behind.
Bob just jerked it to the boobies on the wall behind her. BTW nice bone necklace, extremely normal arbiter of normality.
 
Bob really acts like he’s some smart nerd for knowing who Sora is when Kingdom Hearts is pretty much a very mainstream game series

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Shit like this is why it's hard not to tell him 'Shut the fuck up'. People have been asking for Sora for FUCKING YEARS, and countless doubt from many people due to being associated with the rat. And this fucker comes here with his smugness to piss on the joy of others with unneeded arrogance. I'm so glad he is not a KH fan or even a video game fan outside of his beloved Mario.

Stay on your lane, fatso.
 
Bob really acts like he’s some smart nerd for knowing who Sora is when Kingdom Hearts is pretty much a very mainstream game series

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Bob, being a mentally retarded manchild who regularly eats Ralph Wiggum Sandwiches, only just discovered Kingdom Hearts.

He chose to burble about it because he again wants to pretend he totally knows anime because again, the mongo thinks you have to be omniscient like TV nerds.
 
Shit like this is why it's hard not to tell him 'Shut the fuck up'. People have been asking for Sora for FUCKING YEARS, and countless doubt from many people due to being associated with the rat. And this fucker comes here with his smugness to piss on the joy of others with unneeded arrogance. I'm so glad he is not a KH fan or even a video game fan outside of his beloved Mario.

Stay on your lane, fatso.
Yep Sora was a very popular character in America and Europe with the KH series being very well known to non-normies for the whole Disney Jrpg stuff and being very confusing (when it really isn't).

I was waiting for his hot take on the final DLC character for Smash Ultimate. I wasn't disappointed.
Bob, being a mentally retarded manchild who regularly eats Ralph Wiggum Sandwiches, only just discovered Kingdom Hearts.

He chose to burble about it because he again wants to pretend he totally knows anime because again, the mongo thinks you have to be omniscient like TV nerds.
It doesn't help Bob's nerd identity is trying to act like he knows the most obscure stuff which makes his take about Sora funnier when it's trying to act like you are super intelligent for knowing who fucking Wolverine is.
 
Bobert wants a Star Trek future so he could be Captain Kirk in a Data body. But in reality he would be the Jiz cleaner for the Holodeck. I mean between Gordi, Riker, and especially Barclay it was happening and someone had to clean that mess up. I hope it was a job reserved for Acting Ensigns.
He would be Wesley without the special powers.
 
He's the 40 year old virgin. He's desperate for anything that even slightly resembles a woman:
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He probably has to lower his standards since Lindsay wouldn't fuck him. It still makes me surprised that if he wants his dick wet so badly, why not go get a hooker. Like to those he tries to appease, it's helping out sex workers and it's not against any religious values since Bob's an atheist.
 
He probably has to lower his standards since Lindsay wouldn't fuck him. It still makes me surprised that if he wants his dick wet so badly, why not go get a hooker. Like to those he tries to appease, it's helping out sex workers and it's not against any religious values since Bob's an atheist.

Ahh, but you see. A hooker would be beneath him since his standards stand in finally being noticed by AOC, and then finding his ideals appealing that gets into her bedroom to have sex. In his mind, Hookers are part of the working class, and he'll rather eat Chernobyl infected meals than give those he hates his money and pleasure. The delusion from the obese fucker is anything but stated with this.
 
Bob really acts like he’s some smart nerd for knowing who Sora is when Kingdom Hearts is pretty much a very mainstream game series

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This insufferable cunt really intends to pretend that one of the biggest gaming franchises in recent history is some obscure nerd shit.

I'll admit I'm a bit curious to see his hot takes on KH's convoluted timeline though.
 
This insufferable cunt really intends to pretend that one of the biggest gaming franchises in recent history is some obscure nerd shit.

I'll admit I'm a bit curious to see his hot takes on KH's convoluted timeline though.
He only likes the most mainstream shit and claims to like the obscure stuff. Get the fuck outta here with that trite.
 
He probably has to lower his standards since Lindsay wouldn't fuck him. It still makes me surprised that if he wants his dick wet so badly, why not go get a hooker. Like to those he tries to appease, it's helping out sex workers and it's not against any religious values since Bob's an atheist.
I would assume that Bob, like most incels, sees paying a hooker as them admitting defeat and accepting that they'll never get laid without paying for it.
 
Bob really acts like he’s some smart nerd for knowing who Sora is when Kingdom Hearts is pretty much a very mainstream game series

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Shit like this is why it's hard not to tell him 'Shut the fuck up'. People have been asking for Sora for FUCKING YEARS, and countless doubt from many people due to being associated with the rat. And this fucker comes here with his smugness to piss on the joy of others with unneeded arrogance. I'm so glad he is not a KH fan or even a video game fan outside of his beloved Mario.

Stay on your lane, fatso.
Bob, being a mentally retarded manchild who regularly eats Ralph Wiggum Sandwiches, only just discovered Kingdom Hearts.

He chose to burble about it because he again wants to pretend he totally knows anime because again, the mongo thinks you have to be omniscient like TV nerds.
It doesn't help Bob's nerd identity is trying to act like he knows the most obscure stuff which makes his take about Sora funnier when it's trying to act like you are super intelligent for knowing who fucking Wolverine is.
He only likes the most mainstream shit and claims to like the obscure stuff. Get the fuck outta here with that trite.
Blob's know-it-all takes are only made more insufferable by his utterly creepy pedo smile pfp.

It makes me so nauseated and MATI that I start to spasm.
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