Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I am continually amazed with how much the lesser brother has fallen. There was a time when I think we all thought he was the reasonable one. Dollars to donuts his excuse for buying his daughter the switch will be autism training or some bull like it was a medical necessity.
They already have a Switch at home. So unless Daddy and Creepy Uncle Bob are hogging it there is no need for a "personal console" for her own.

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Before Blob was politically aware/inclined, there was Mario. Mario is the original One True Faith of Bob. Anything else is secondary. Doesn't help that he probably thinks Mario, from Brooklyn NOT THE MAHSHROOM KINGDUMB, votes blue all the time.
Mario and the "Superior Future" are the closest things to religion that Bob has. His views on life besides those two things revolve around nerds vs jocks which evolved into "Thinkers vs Believers" which sounds fucking retarded on principle since religion and science are not mutually exclusive things
 
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I'm sure that Sinema is terrified of the prospect of a fat retard who has very little influence and doesn't live in her state, treating her like "MAGA trash".
What happened is that some Biden nutter has followed Sinema into the bathroom "in protest", and she had to lock herself in the stall (Daily Beast article). The "protester" continued to tell Sinema her sob story outside the stall. The Mary Sue has more (archive. TL;DR --they think Sinema deserved it)
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Greenwald chimes in. I sure hope someone does the same to AOC.
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"Of course there are spaces that should remain private. But understand the desperation and frustration of men faced by the unwillingness of women..." Wait I think I did it wrong.

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Marxists may be nuts but at least they recognize economic class is the most important determinant of life experience, and that the narcissism of small differences divides rather than unites.
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Oh, speaking of communists, Bobby found himself a new target to creep to:
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I'm sure Cayman Islands became a favorite tax haven because of their LGBT rights and easily-available abortions.

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Maybe we shouldn't camp in the city streets? Or is this too high-concept?

Land Back, Sierra Club, Big Corps, and The Great Replacement:
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Why can't Big Corps stick to traditional, unproblematic charities like Cystic Fibrosis research?

Someone still cares about The United Nation.
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Wishing death on Christians:
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The Crane Wife becomes a real story!
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The Search of the Historical Mario continues, and exegetists have found new evidence that He was a New Yorker.
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Of late Bobby was fond of saying "a grown man can change his mind". I'm sure it applies in Miyamoto's case too.

Birdo is voiced by a campy man but uses gender-neutral pronouns. Squee!!!!
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Still I'd love to see Al Pacino playing Banana Wu and does the Banana Wu snarl.

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You can pledge allegiance to your imaginary masturbatory fantasy of space, you consoomerist clod, it won't bring you any happiness at all and you violate every principle it holds anyway.
There's a reason his highest aspirations are fictions... not just "fictions" in the sense that they're impossible for him to accomplish due to a combination of sloth and rage consuming him 24/7, but fictions in the sense that they are fictional deeds performed by fictional characters that produce fictional outcomes and he equates these to be of more importance to the world than actual things corporeal persons have done (including producing said fictions for him to lap up, how ironic, call Rowling whatever you like, her fortune remains untouched by your words. )

Because he can't succeed in the real world and must find a false one to vicariously live through, vocabulary and ability to not crap his pants aside, he's no different from OPL in that he feels he's unjustly stuck on the outside of a utopic fantasy world he's "earned" admission to but is being denied by corrupt forces, acting out of jealousy of his greatness if not just for Teh Evulz (tm).

TL : DR - When Bob learned Santa wasn't real, instead of accepting it as a rite of growing up, he blamed the Mayoghouls for murdering him.
 
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I never tire of this CS Lewis quote:



Note how these people sperged for four years about needing to get “grownups in the room” and how electing anyone but Trump would put “the grownups back in charge.” How’s that working out for us, assholes?
They never moved on from childhood; as such, they attach magical authority to the word "grownup." If you're the "grownup," you can boss everyone around and they have to do what you tell them.

Bob and company are fundamentally children- emotionally stunted children trapped in adult bodies.
I like how Bob wants dinosaurs to come back, yeah it's not like there isn't a film series that shows why dinosaurs coming back would be a terrible idea.
See the first half of my post. He can't think beyond "Dinosaurs=cool" and thus cannot comprehend the rammifications of bringing 20-ton alpha predators into the 21st century.
 
What happened is that some Biden nutter has followed Sinema into the bathroom "in protest", and she had to lock herself in the stall (Daily Beast article). The "protester" continued to tell Sinema her sob story outside the stall. The Mary Sue has more (archive. TL;DR --they think Sinema deserved it)
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Knowing Moviebob, he'd've preferred those following Sinema give her come "rosy red cheeks"... and I don't mean the application of Maybelline.



Greenwald chimes in. I sure hope someone does the same to AOC.
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"Of course there are spaces that should remain private. But understand the desperation and frustration of men faced by the unwillingness of women..." Wait I think I did it wrong.
Since when has Moviebob ever had a consistent standard of what comprises "good versus evil"?



Marxists may be nuts but at least they recognize economic class is the most important determinant of life experience, and that the narcissism of small differences divides rather than unites.
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Leftists merely hate the working class. Moviebob throughly DESPITES them.



Oh, speaking of communists, Bobby found himself a new target to creep to:
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Of course, people should oppose killing their own grandfather. Unless your name is Phillip J. Fry. Then you get to make out with your own grandmother in the 1940s.



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I'm sure Cayman Islands became a favorite tax haven because of their LGBT rights and easily-available abortions.
I'm pretty sure if this were a blue state that was hiding its finances from the public, Moviebob would have no problems with such an action.



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Maybe we shouldn't camp in the city streets? Or is this too high-concept?
Moviebob would GLADY use bulldozers for policing against those who live in America's Red Counties.



Land Back, Sierra Club, Big Corps, and The Great Replacement:
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Why can't Big Corps stick to traditional, unproblematic charities like Cystic Fibrosis research?
"Who's perceived to have it"? Last I knew, Moviebob has repeatedly claimed that Donald Trump to be a fake billionaire, despite Trump's net worth being roughly US$2.4 billion.



Someone still cares about The United Nation.
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Wishing death on Christians:
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I would like to inform Moviebob that, regardless what he says, nobody with any intellectual self-respect gives a damn what Bob thinks.



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He’s such a fucking fantasist.
My ability to speak and/or write in Japanese is limited at best, but I can say with absolute certainty, "Muubiibobu wa kusojin".
 
Leftists merely hate the working class.
Yea, we hated em so much that we were willing to go in against machine gun nests and and US war planes at Blair Mountain just so coal miners could get treated better than mules.

But you are right, Moviebob despises them. I wonder how he'd react to knowing that his whole "Anyone who isn't a middle class New Englander is subhuman" matches up nicely with Lovecraft's paradigm?
 
Yea, we hated em so much that we were willing to go in against machine gun nests and and US war planes at Blair Mountain just so coal miners could get treated better than mules.

But you are right, Moviebob despises them. I wonder how he'd react to knowing that his whole "Anyone who isn't a middle class New Englander is subhuman" matches up nicely with Lovecraft's paradigm?
To be fair you can't compare 1920s union coal workers with 2020s marxists. Most leftists today would be right beside Moviebob in calling Blair Mountain a dangerous far-right uprising tellingly consisting of mostly white men.
Gotta love Bob's Übermensch IQ shining through though. The marxist warns that libtards are going to cynically sow discord for political ends and Bob immediately proves him right with "you hate women and anyone who talks about putting aside differences is a nazi".
 
To be fair you can't compare 1920s union coal workers with 2020s marxists. Most leftists today would be right beside Moviebob in calling Blair Mountain a dangerous far-right uprising tellingly consisting of mostly white men.
Don't suppose it'd do any good to inform them that black miners were among the unionists since, ya know, the coal companies didn't care what your skin color was to treat you like trash, would it? Nah, who am I kidding, The left wing house needs a hell of a lot of cleaning before we have guests over and for some reason those goddamned Commie red stains won't come up off the hardwood no matter how hard some of us scrub...
 
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I'm sure Cayman Islands became a favorite tax haven because of their LGBT rights and easily-available abortions.
Shows how much Robert knows about people he hates, Kristi Noem is considered such a traitor that MAGA types tried to smear her last week with a faux-story about her having an affair with Corey Lewandowski just before the story about him being inappropriate came out. She's considered a traitor because she said Trump wasn't her candidate in 2016, allowed some minor TRANS RIGHTS in South Dakota, got in a feud with Matt Walsh on Twitter that left him and others insulting her looks for weeks, and refused to ban businesses from setting their own vaccine requirements, among other things.

They don't think she's merely liberal on a few issues, here's National Review calling her "far-left": https://www.nationalreview.com/2021/09/who-is-kristi-noem-really/
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Has MovieBob been able to explain why Blue New England, home of superior futah vaccinated individuals who "actually count as people" and not subhuman Trumpers, has been suffering from a COVID surge?
Somehow those same jock bullies that bullied him in school also vote drumpf even though the number of republicans in massachusetts is so insignificant compared to the Vote Blue No Matter Who crowd, it doesn't even bear mentioning, so statistically speaking, very, VERY few of those bullies vote Red let alone drumpf.
 
Has MovieBob been able to explain why Blue New England, home of superior futah vaccinated individuals who "actually count as people" and not subhuman Trumpers, has been suffering from a COVID surge?
I think I can predict Moviebob's answer to this question (you might want to turn the volume down before clicking):
 
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