One is a boy called Jake. Recall Chris's favorite band is Less Than Jake.
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Imagine having a man who wears a rainbow mohawk and thinks like a 14 year old girl as your only model for masculinity. We'll be lucky if the poor kid doesn't turn out like Norman Bates.
Meanwhile Bobby continue to induce Jake's sister to his One True Faith:
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I shudder to think what will happen once the niece starts to lose interest in bing bing wahoo and starts consuming media aimed at older kids. She may even come to say she doesn't like Mario all that much. If so, I hope someone captures the event on film so we can witness the moment that Bob's heart rips in half.
No, scratch that. The
only thing that matters is to prepare the girl for groomers:
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It never ceases to amaze me how a throwaway joke character originally from
Doki Doki Panic somehow became a "trans" icon. Also, the fact that it called itself "Birdetta" was undoubtedly a sly reference on the part of the American translators to the
Loretta character from
Life of Brian. That's hardly the kind of "representation" a Twitter troon would want these days. Also FUCK the idea of any cartoon or video game character aimed at kids having a "deadname."
Should've gone for the "
Myspace Angle". It would've hid the lantern chin.
Police riot control units are very triggering to the rainbow degenerates, and Bobby hates it when the police get robotics, because Believers don't deserve Thinkers' toys:
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This reminds me of that meme where a hippie is screaming at a cop with the caption "Wants more government" under the hippie and the caption "More government" under the cop. If you want Big Daddy Uncle Sam to give you UBI, tax the rich, and enforce anti-deadnaming laws, you can't then complain when Big Daddy Uncle Sam turns around and uses the strongest, most efficient methods at his disposal.
Blah blah blah. All politicians are self-serving pieces of crap. I could name 10 Democrat politicians who say similar things while drawing a bloated salary and having awful family members. But Bob will conveniently ignore them because they're "fighting the Mayo Ghouls."
"Medical tyranny" does not exist; it's just bad things happening to bad people.
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Bob's brain doesn't exist and neither do his prospects for losing his virginity, and he hasn't had any irrational panic over those either...
History is littered with examples of autocrats using medicine as the excuse to eliminate dissenters. But no, let's what another episode of MCU which is about the HeLa cell line!
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If the government decided tomorrow to force-feed everyone hamburgers, I wouldn't have an issue with hamburgers. I'd have an issue with the government forcing me to eat a zillion of them, thus putting my health at risk. You'd think someone as allegedly "smaht" as Bob could figure that logic out.
And there is nothing fundamentally wrong with being against the covid vaccine itself either.
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Imagine being anything OTHER than a teenager and still wearing ironic cartoon t-shirts and seething at your high school bullies. Also, there hasn't
ever been a Machine that Blobbo hasn't liked. If they ever invent a machine for killing Mayo Ghouls like the
Beheading Machine from the movie Caligula, I'm sure Bob will be on the sidelines cheering it on.
There are hundreds of news articles spamming that "rural Americans are dying at twice the rate" line which makes me suspect it. Could it be that the disease has run its course in urban areas and is finding fresh meat in the countryside?
Rick and Morty:
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That's why I specifically mentioned money.
Someone needs to write a translation next to Bob's twitter-sperging, the way high school textbooks provide a "translation" of Shakespeare's original 16th Century text running alongside it. I'm convinced future generations will want to preserve everything Bob writes as an example of now NOT to make a cogent, coherent point about something.
