Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Reona Nyubara]

Rival Silhouette #2 (archive)

Spoiler: rival silhouette

The silhouette isn't dreadful, at least. Hopefully they're all not generic-looking anime girls.

 

[knightswagger]

Hopefully they're all not generic-looking anime girls.

i don't believe there is a single character design in yansim that isn't generic. why would that change?

 

[Natsuki]

Dude the first "rival but not a rival" silhouette it's a natsuki from ddlc rip off. I wonder what character he ripped off to make the rest of the rivals

 

[Kosher Snake]

I bet it's Alex in an alt because now that he's freed himself from pretending to work at all, he can now sock and defend himself to his heart's content.

the comment chain was from this video

which tbh felt like was just ragging on the whole elseif criticism as if that was the only bad thing mahan did(sure, the video only focused on the code but the way the fivehead nerd kept harping on the elseif criticism, which was say 50% used as troll material ever since the yandev discord server got banhappy, just felt like he's too close to this and took the elseif shit personally)
tiny errata, some comments also claim mister fivehead works with/for yandev, not sure if that's true but it sure does explain the elseif butthurt

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Rival Silhouette #2 (archive)

Spoiler: rival silhouette

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The silhouette isn't dreadful, at least. Hopefully they're all not generic-looking anime girls.

pffft bruh he's literally just gonna add a custom hair to their model and that will be it.

 

[SpicyBoyKyle]

pffft bruh he's literally just gonna add a custom hair to their model and that will be it.

Don't forget, he will also change their eye color to something that clashes with their hair.

 

[Empty bottle of fanta]

What game do you think he'll slap "yandere" onto and shoehorn into Halloween this year?

 

[Natsuki]

What game do you think he'll slap "yandere" onto and shoehorn into Halloween this year?

The lastest trend. Maybe fnaf since in November or early next year the PlayStation 5 game comes out. Or a deltarune, or even a Pokémon with how much of a creep he is. Tbh I'm sure he won't do one and be like " I stopped the annual celebration due to rushing the ten rivals game mode (that isn't a total scam out up with to make the few fans and payers that I have to fuck off and making me have to get a real job)"

 

[Catgirls are Love]

A new month, Alex again back under $2,000. We'll see if any "generous contributors" appear during the next week to bump him back up.

 

[Reona Nyubara]

Rival Silhouette #3 (archive)
"What do you think you can deduce about her from her body language? I’ll look forward to hearing your interpretations!"

Spoiler: Rival

Rival Silhouette #4 (archive)
"There’s a pretty obvious difference between this silhouette and most others! I’ll look forward to reading your speculation about this one!"

Spoiler: rival silhouette

 

[kcbbq]

Scoliosis makes a comeback. None of his not-really-artist slaves have any grasp of human anatomy.

 

[Adamska]

Alex desperately has a small child trace art and then fill it in with black to pretend he does work as he continues to try and figure out how to keep 550 retards from leaving.

 

[Natsuki]

Man I wish I had money because if I'm not wrong he's posting the pictures without being a whole ass shadow on his patreon for those who pay 30 bucks

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Man I wish I had money because if I'm not wrong he's posting the pictures without being a whole ass shadow on his patreon for those who pay 30 bucks

He's not. He hasn't posted anything new on Patreon since August 3rd. His Patreon is just a black hole gullible fools throw money into.

 

[Natsuki]

He's not. He hasn't posted anything new on Patreon since August 3rd. His Patreon is just a black hole gullible fools throw money into.

Why am not surprised? Tbh at least he could be like "oh suscribe to my patreon to see the preview art of the rivals of this game mode" but even to seek a scam he's stupid. Man he's just truly the stupidest "indie game Dev of one man only team" scammer ever. Legit could idk got from 100k to even a million using some art, a few preview pictures and a video where he completes quickly and cutted the game and his simps not only would eat it up but share it so more simps pay for the scam. But he's too dumb even for that

 

[Reona Nyubara]

Rival Silhouette #5 (archive)
"Ahh, there is so much I’d like to say, but I should keep my mouth shut so that it can be a surprise…

I’m looking forward to the day that I can open up and talk without having to hide anything…and at this point, it’s less than a week away!! Exciting!!"

Spoiler

Those boobs LMFAO

 

[lumaleelumabop]

You guys... remember when I told you that Yandere Dev thanked me for some art I sent him five years ago?

It happened again.

Now I remember. This was the first email I sent with the art attached to it. I later resent him the art with a minor edit as shown in my first post from a couple months ago.

Yandere Dev, Yandere Dev...

 

[laserbender]

As per the recent Twitch leak, Yandev earned $26,168 from Aug. 2019 to Sept. 2021 for $1,047 per month.

This is as per twitchearnings.com

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

As per the recent Twitch leak, Yandev earned $26,168 from Aug. 2019 to Sept. 2021 for $1,047 per month.

This is as per twitchearnings.com

Since he's streaming 3h/day, this means that if he's working more than 5.5h/day on YanSim, then he's making more money on Twitch than on the game.

(Note: that's ignoring revenue sources like donations, youtube and merch)

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Since he's streaming 3h/day, this means that if he's working more than 5.5h/day on YanSim, then he's making more money on Twitch than on the game.

(Note: that's ignoring revenue sources like donations, youtube and merch)

That's one and the same, really. If wasn't dragging this abomination, no one would watch his streams. It was that way until he started asking people to watch his streams in his blog.